09x19 - Double Jeopardy

[bunniefuu]

-Come on in, I'll buy
ya a glass of wine.

-That sounds good.

Dinner was wonderful, mitch.

-Aw, thank you. It's my
favorite restaurant.

I knew you'd like it.

-Hobie: dad?

-Hobie?

What are you doin'
home, I thought

You went to the river?

-Yeah plans fell through.

-Oh.

Carrie, this is
my son, hobie.

-Hi, hobie.
-Hobie: hi.

I thought you were supposed
to go to san diego?

-Plans fell through.

What are you doing anyway?

-Um...

-Kate: hi, mr. Buchannon.

-Hobie: dad, carrie,
this is kate.

I was...

-We were...

-Resting.

-Resting?

Well you look
a little tired.

Excuse me a minute, could
I talk to you for a second?

Excuse me.

This is a little awkward.

-Yeah.

Why don't you guys go out
for that glass of wine?

-Mitch: I was
thinking more about

The two of you going out.

-Hobie: what? I
was here first.

-You could have
called and let me know.

-You could have called
me, I've been here!

-Alright, let's
be reasonable.

What do you say we
stay here together?

-Hobie: what? I don't
wanna double with my dad.

-Any suggestions?

-Yeah, I'll go up
to my room.

-No way.

-Why not?

-I'm responsible, you're not
takin' a girl to your room.

-Hobie: dad, it's the 90s!

-I don't care if
it's the millennium,

It's not gonna happen.

-Fine.

You go up to
your room then.

-Hobie!

-I'm 18!

-It doesn't matter.

You're under my roof.

-It's my roof too, right?

-I bought the house,
I pay the bills.

-What does that make me?

A house guest?

-Both: good night!

-Kate: thanks, it was great.

-Um...

-[Theme music playing]

-♪ Some people
stand in the darkness ♪

♪ Afraid to step
into the light ♪

♪ Some people need
to help somebody ♪

♪ When the edge of
surrender's in sight ♪

♪ Don't you worry

♪ It's gonna be alright ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm always ready I
won't let you out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready
I'll be ready ♪

♪ Never you fear

♪ No don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Forever and always
I'm always here ♪

-[People talking]

-Chris: here
you go, hobe.

-Alright. Thanks
for the ride, chris!

Hey, tell my dad
I'll be right up.

I gotta go to my car.

-Man: hey, man.
How you doin'?

-[Dramatic music]

-Excuse me.

Is this your car?

-Oh yeah, you know.

Just left the keys in it.

-[Intense music]

-Woman: hey, what
are these guys doing?

-Man: hey, hey!

What are you doing?

-Whoa!

-Woman: whoa, dude!

-You okay?

-No, my jaw's
kinda sore.

-You should probably
get some ice on that.

Listen, I'm gonna go
call the center, alright?

I'll see ya later.

-Alright, thanks again.

-Alex: anytime!

-[People talking]

-Mitch: hey!

-Hey.

-What's up?

-We gotta talk.

-About what?

-I'm moving out.

-What do you mean
you're movin' out?

-I want my own place.

-Hobie, is this
about last night?

-I'm not a little
kid anymore.

I graduated high school,
I got my own job--

-Look, if you're upset
about it, it's my house,

I pay the bills,
I'm sorry.

Kinda reminded
me of my own dad.

-I just need space.

-There's plenty of
space for two of us.

-Well, privacy.

Anyway, jb and conner
have their own apartment

And I'm movin'
in with 'em.

-Now that's two roommates,
that's less privacy.

-Yeah but they're buddies
they're not my dad.

-Well, what if I say no?

-I'm 18, legally
you can't say no.

-Wow.

Is that an ultimatum
or a challenge?

-Why? You gonna
send me to my room?

-Hey, I don't like
your tone here.

-I don't like being
treated like a kid.

-Alright.

You're 18.

But you're only 18.

You got responsibilities
to think about,

Gas, food, rent,
insurance, a car.

-Yeah, I know.

-You think you know.

-I'm leaving.

-That's a mistake.

-I don't think it is.

I'll be by to pick
my stuff up tonight.

-[Dramatic music]

-Alex!

-Hey, neely.

-Hey.

Okay if I tx
with cody tomorrow?

Ashley's got a
doctor's appointment.

-She alright?

-Yeah, she's fine.

Just a well baby checkup.

-You check it out with cody?

-Yeah, it's fine with him.

So?

-Yeah, it's fine with me.

-Oh, thanks.
-Yeah.

-Neely: big bike ride?

-No, I'm actually just
headed up pch aways.

Goin' to my granny's
birthday party.

-Ooh, how old is she?

-She's 93 believe
it or not.

-Whoa!

-Yeah.

Well listen, I gotta get goin',
I gotta be there by six.

-Hmm, grandma goes
to bed early, huh?

-No, she's catching a plane
to vegas with her boyfriend.

93!

[Alex laughs]

-[Motorcycle engine revving]

-[Intense rock music]

-God!

Jerk.

-This isn't gonna
work, jason.

I don't like it.

-Too late.

-If marcus finds out...

-He won't.

Ben, this is jason.
Do you read me?

-Yeah, go ahead I read you.

-Listen, there's been a
change in the drop zone.

Santa barbara's too hot.

-I hear ya.

-We'll meet you just past
the jetty in carpinteria.

-Ben: alright.

-[Intense rock music]

-[Truck horn blares]

-[Ben screams]

-Woman: what the
hell is going on?

-Jason: we'd
better find out.

You okay, man?

What happened?

-Ben: truck ran
me off the road.

[Ben coughs]

-Where's the package?

-[Ben laughs]

-[g*nsh*t]

-It's gotta be
on his motorcycle,

Get us back over there.

-Woman: why did
you sh**t him?

-Jason: just drive
the damn boat!

-[Dramatic music]

-Woman: what if it's
not on the bike?

-Jason: where
else could it be?

-Woman: how'd this get
so messed up?

-Jason: just get
in the water!

-[Ominous music]

-Stop fighting me,
I'm a lifeguard.

Come on, let me help you.

-We gotta get out of here!

-It looks like it went
straight through, that's good.

We've gotta
stop the bleeding.

-They tried to k*ll me.

-Who are these people?

-[Dramatic music]

-There's some underwater
caves in those cliffs,

We're almost there.

-Ben: where's the cave?

-It's over here.

The tides covered it up.

Alright, listen.

We're gonna go
for a little swim.

I want you to take a
deep breath, alright?

-I don't think I can.

-What's your name?

-Ben.

-Ben, I'm not asking
you, I'm telling you, okay?

-I can't, I can't.

-Ben, listen to me!

I am missing my grandma's 93rd
birthday for this, alright?

-Alright.

Alright.

-Couldn't be done, huh?

-Is it really
worth all this?

-The latest designer drug.

Whatever gets you
through the night.

-What if they
find the body?

-They won't.

He's shark bait.

-Woman: damn!

-Where the hell
did she come from?

-Woman: jason, let's run
while we got a chance,

We got the stuff.

-No, we gotta k*ll him
before he talks to marcus!

Then he ripped him off!

Otherwise we're dead, baby.

-[g*nshots]

-We're goin' under,
take a deep breath!

-[g*nshots]

-Where'd they go?

-Jason: they gotta be here
somewhere, keep lookin'.

-Good job, ben.

Maybe my granny'll save us
a piece of birthday cake.

We should be okay in here,

Til the tide fills
up the cave.

Please tell me this
is not about dr*gs.

-Nope.

Diamonds.

I'm a low-profile courier.

-Obviously not low enough.

-[Relaxing instrumental music]

-How you been stranger?

-Alright I guess.

-Well you know,
I miss you, hobie.

-Yeah--

-So does ashley.

-I miss you guys too.

-Listen, I hope what happened
between your dad and me

Doesn't change things
between you and me.

-Oh, no way.

Is he in headquarters
right now?

-Yeah.

There a problem?

-We're not
exactly cool lately.

-Oh, what happened?

-I moved out.

-Wow, we got a
lot in common.

-I just want my
own place, you know?

My own life?

-Oh, I can understand that.

But I'm guessing
that mitch doesn't.

-Nope.

-Well best of luck to ya.

Where ya livin'?

-That's my problem.

I was supposed to move
in with a couple buddies

And now the landlord
won't let more than

Two people live there.

-Ouch.

Too much pride to go
home and not enough

Money to stay away.

-Exactly.

I was kinda hopin'
you'd have some ideas.

-[Neely laughs]

Yeah I got a good one.

-Oh really?

-No. Forget it, it would
only make things worse.

-I know, but what?

-Your dad would go
ballistic if I got

In the middle
of this thing.

-Neely, I'm dyin' here.

What do you got for me?

-No, no, no, no.

Listen.

I got a really big apartment
and a beautiful little girl

Who needs somebody to
help me take care of her.

We could help
each other out.

-How?

Me live with
you and ashley?

-Yeah, yeah we could
work out a schedule.

You could watch ashley in
exchange for your rent.

Come and go as you please.

-So be a nanny.

-Oh in your case a manny.

-[Both laugh]

-No, forget it, you know mitch
would only hate me more.

-Alright.

There.

Kelp may not
smell so great but

When you need a
blanket, it is the best

The ocean has to offer.

You gettin' warmer?

-Oh yeah.

Sweatin' b*ll*ts.

-Alright.

Listen, I'm gonna be
right back, okay?

-Whoa, whoa!

Where you goin'?

-I'm gonna go get somethin'
to stop this bleeding.

I will come back.
I promise, okay?

-Okay, okay.

-Alright.

Okay.

-[Dramatic music]

-Woman: maybe they drowned.

-Uh-uh.

Whoever that chick is, she
knows what she's doing.

High tide's
coming in soon.

They'll have two choices.

Either drown in a
cave, or come out.

-Okay.

Good.

You look like you're
getting some color back.

-Yeah?

[Ben coughs]

Well, I'll have to get one
of these for the house.

-Alright, okay.

-What's that?

-Sea grass.

I'm gonna make a compress,

It'll stop the bleeding.

-Where'd you
learn all of this?

-Ocean survival
class, I'm a lifeguard.

We dive around here
a lot, that's how

I knew where the cave was.

You know, your friends are out
there waitin' for high tide.

-They won't give up.

-Got a question
for ya, ben.

You hedge hop me on my bike,
you do a two and a half

Gainer into the ocean,
you wanna tell me why?

-A truck dropped a
cargo on the road.

I tried to dodge it but I
lost control on the turn.

-Alex: why are these
people so aggressive?

-They are being my package
is worth two million dollars.

-Two million dollar diamond?

-Ben: yep.

-Can I see it?

-Went down with my bike.

-Uh-huh, and they
think you have it, right?

-Ben: yep.

-Two and a half
million dollar diamond

Is a lot bigger than
the charm bracelet

I got from my grandma.

Alright, ben.

-What are you doing?

-Don't get any
ideas, alright?

You're freezing, you need to
get warm, and I'm all I got.

I've never had a first
date die on me before

And I'm not gonna let
it happen now, alright?

-Well, when you
gotta go ya...

-Men.

-Hi, it's great
to see you guys!

I have a wonderful
hand today.

-I'm feeling very lucky
today, how ya doin'?

-Okay, whose turn is it?

-[Women talking]

-Hi, how we doin'?

Now, francis, have
fun, but be careful.

Okay, remember, be careful.

-[Women talking]

-[Laughs]

Hi!

It's still my turn.

-[Women talking]

-Grand slam, woo!

There's a right way
and a wrong way,

And a con way!

Woo!

[Laughs]

Hey, kids, not
too far out!

-Woman: they'll be okay.

I can't believe you thought
you were going to double me.

I've got a great hand!

-[Women talking]

-Children: help!

-Oh my gosh, we've
gotta get out there!

-[Women talking excitedly]

-Woman: call the lifeguard!

-[Women talking]

-[Dramatic music]

-Woman: oh my gosh,
they gave me such a scare!

-Okay, ladies, calm
down calm down.

Watch your step,
watch your step.

-[Women talking]

Is everyone okay?

Is everybody fine here?

Good job.

-Francis!

Was this a joke?

Well it wasn't the
least bit funny or cute.

And I think you know exactly
what I'm talking about.

-Good work, hobie.

So are you movin'
out or what?

-Yeah, it's a
probably a good idea.

Come on, it's a
great idea, right?

-Aren't you gonna
ask your dad first?

-I'm gonna tell him.

-How much longer?

-High tide's
scheduled for 3:35.

That's 20 minutes.

-I'm getting real
tired of waiting.

-Okay, ben you gotta
stay awake, you hear me?

We've lost a lot of blood
and you're goin' into shock.

You have got
to stay awake.

Come on talk to me, ben.

Come on.

Yeah talk to me, buddy.

Come on.

Tell me somethin'
about yourself.

Now we have a pretty good
chance of dyin' here together

And I don't know the
first thing about you.

Tell me where you
were born, alright?

-Alright, i...

-Tell me what high
school you went to?

Huh?

What's your favorite movie?

-I'm really sleepy...

-No, come on you cannot
go to sleep, ben.

Come on wake up!

Wake up!

You don't wanna talk, alright
I'll talk, I'll talk.

Okay.

I was born in st.
Louis, missouri.

My family always
said missourabi, they
never said missouri.

And I don't know why, it was

Some kind of
family dysfunction.

Are you listenin'
to me, ben?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, stay awake.

Come on, ben.

Did you know that I have
a photographic memory?

Did you know that?

Yeah.

I can look at somethin' once
and I can remember it forever.

The kids in school
they used to say

That I was a know it
all because I always got

100% On my tests and I
don't know why because

I just always remembered
everything, you know?

Come on, ben, are
you listenin' to me?

Huh?
Come on, buddy.

Come on, stay awake!

-[Instrumental new age music]

-♪ The sea it feels cold

♪ Has it come here to rise?

♪ I can hear you breathe

♪ As it keeps me alive

♪ This life as it drains

♪ So slowly to the sand

♪ Of a foreign pain

♪ Of another kind of love

♪ The grace of your hand

♪ I feel a moments grace

♪ I feel a moments grace by your hand

♪ The grace of your hands

♪ The light it fades

♪ Into the sand

♪ The voice just echoes

♪ Beyond this hopeless stan

-What the hell
are you doing?

-This comes under the
category of showering.

-You know damn well
what I'm talkin' about.

-I imagine you're
talking about hobie.

-Neely, he can't
live with you.

-He can and does, it's a
good deal for both of us.

-What is this, some sort
of weird sort of payback?

You can't hurt me, so you
hurt me through my son?

-Are you hurt?

I'm so sorry, and here I
thought we were friends.

-You can shove that.

You're just tryin' to pry me
and hobie apart aren't you?

-He's not a child, mitch.

And I'm sorry to tell you
this but he doesn't need

His daddy to dote
on him anymore.

Guess he just likes being
with me better then.

There I go again,
sorry, mitch.

-[Dramatic music]

-You're enjoying
this, aren't ya?

Alright.

I've been thinkin'
about this.

And this is not right,
you're not livin' with neely.

-Dad we've already had
this conversation before!

-Yeah, well we're
not done yet.

-Yeah, we're not
gonna be done until

You get your way, right?

-Alright, alright, look.

Hobie.

You're my son.

I'm your father.

You cannot live
with my ex-wife.

-I'm okay with it,
neely's okay with it,

It's only you.

Dad I know feelings change
when people split up.

I remember when you
and mom were together.

-No, your mom and
I were different.

We're friends.

-Yeah, but it
takes a while.

Remember?

Maybe you and neely--

-No, no.

Neely and I will
never be friends.

-Well you married
her, you must have

Some feelings towards her.

-I know, I know.

I was wrong.

I made a mistake.

-Yeah, well I
really like her.

-Hobie.

You don't even know her.

-What's that
supposed to mean?

-Well, she does things,
she says things,

And she means something else.

-Look, I'm sorry you
had a problem with her

But it's your's, not mine.

And I don't think it's very
fair of you to trash her.

-I'm not trashing her,
I'm just warning you.

-You make it sound
like she's got some

Split personality thing
going or somethin'.

-Maybe she does.

-You told me not
to judge people

By what other people
say about 'em.

-I'm not talkin'
about other people.

I'm your dad.

I'm just trying to do
what's best for you.

-Well, it's my job to do
what's best for me now.

And she hasn't done
anything wrong to me.

-She's doin' it right now.

She's usin' you.

-No, she's helping me.

And I see her as a friend.

Dad, when you
and mom broke up,

You never made me choose
between one or the other.

Me and you had our
own relationship,

And me and mom had
our own deal goin' on.

And I like that.

You know what I'm
tryin' to say here?

-No.

I don't.

-We're gonna have some real
serious problems to deal with.

-[Dramatic music]

-Alright, we've
got two choices.

We either stay in here
and you bleed to death

Or we stay in here and
die, do you understand?

-But they're
still out there.

-This cave is gonna fill
up with water any minute,

We have got to
get out of here.

Look at me.

You are going to do this.

-Okay, okay.

What's the plan?

-I'm gonna be makin'
that up as we go along.

All you need is a
really big breath.

You ready?

-Ready!
-Okay.

-Tide isn't getting
any higher than this.

And I'll be ya two million
bucks marcus is wondering

Why his delivery
didn't show up.

Jason, we need to
get out of here.

Are you listening to me?!

-I'm very aware
of our situation.

Now keep your mouth shut
or I'll handle this alone.

Understand?

-I understand.

-[Ominous music]

-Did you hear that?

-Yeah.

Turn on the fish finder.

-[g*nshots]

-Come on!

-It won't come on!

-Let's finish this.

-[Exciting music]

-Okay.

Okay.

-Go go.

-Didn't you
reconnect the gas?

-Yes!

Alex, look out!

-You okay?

-Let's go!

-[Exciting music]

Can we get out of here?

Please?

-[Woman yells]

-I'll call it into harbor
patrol, they'll pick them up.

-No radio.

Put it down.

Stop the boat.

-Okay, alright.

-Hands on the
wheel, please.

[Ben laughs]

-Those your diamonds?

-Now don't pout.

[Ben laughs]

Ya know, you really been
a big help to me, darlin'.

-You know I can usually
judge people pretty well.

I gotta admit you're good.

But you know what?

I'm better.

-[Boat engine revs]

-[Intense music]

This is a baywatch lifeguard
in an unidentified scarab.

Drug intervention 500
yards off paradise cove.

People in the water
armed and dangerous,

Please respond.

-Hey.

I just came by to get
the rest of my stuff.

-Come here for a second.

Sit down.

-Yeah.

-Look, I've been thinking
about this whole thing and,

Well, maybe we both said
some things we didn't mean.

-No.

Everything I said I meant.

It's no biggie, right?

-No it is big, it's huge.

Hobie.

I'm your dad.

You're my son.

We're a team.

-I know, we're always
gonna be a team.

Being a team doesn't mean
you have to live together

Though, does it?

-No, no, I guess not.

-Did you really think
I was gonna live here

For the rest of my life?

-No, just the next 25 years.

[Laughs]

-Whenever I'm
having a problem,

You say to me, "what
are you thinking?

How do you feel?"

So now how do you feel

And what are you thinking?

-You mean what goes
around comes around?

Okay.

Hobie.

I'm thinkin' that we've been
together every single day

Since the day
you were born.

And I'm thinkin' that
I really like that.

And I'm thinking
that if you move out

I may never feel
this way again.

-So you really wanna
be tellin' me to

Clean my room when I'm 90?

-At least until you retire.

-[Both laugh]

-I know it's
selfish. I just...

That's what I'm thinking.

I love ya, hobie.

-I know, I love you too.

But if all this
doesn't work out

I can always come
back here, right?

-Oh I forgot to tell you.

I've already rented
your room out.

-[Both laugh]

-Come on.

I'll help you pack.

-Alright.

-Mitch: take out the
trash one more time?

-Hobie: yeah, I think
I could handle that.

-[Motorcycle engine revving]

-Hey, gra--!

Happy birthday, grandma.

[Sighs]

-[Knock on door]

-Hey.
-Hey!

Happy birthday.

-Well, thank you very much,
but it's not my birthday.

-I know that, it's
my granny's but she's

In vegas with ed.

Would you like some wine
because I certainly would.

-Heard you had an
interesting day.

-Oh yeah.

-Ah, it's over there.

What happened?

-Well, let's see.

I jumped off a cliff.

I got sh*t at.

And then I punched
on a woman.

How was your day?

-Ah...

-What?

-Alex, how old were
you when left home?

-Let's see, which time?

I left home every other
week since I was eight.

And I never stayed gone
longer than an hour.

-No, the last time.

The final time.

-Final time?

I was 18 and change.

-How'd your parents
feel about that?

-Well, I have got six
brothers and sisters

So they didn't even notice
I was gone until I was 25.

You're serious, aren't you?

-Hobie moved out today.

-Mm.

So you feelin'
a little blue?

-No, I'm feeling a
lot lost, you know.

Being a dad is
a full time job.

I just don't know what
to do with myself.

-Listen, you have done
a great job with hobie

But I've got news for
ya it's not over yet.

He's just out there getting
on the job training.

It's a natural process.

-Yeah, well it sucks.

-Alex: he'll be back.

-How do you know that?

-[Door opens]

-Hey, dad.

-Mitch: hey.

-Hey, alex.

-Well, hello, prodigal son.

-Can I borrow twenty bucks?

-Yeah, sure.

-I'll pay you back
on payday, thanks.

-Here ya go.

-Bye.

Bye, alex!

-See ya.

Well, it looks like your job
might be safe after all, dad.

-Cheers.

-Cheers.

-[Upbeat electronic music]

-[End theme playing]