Your pal was doing some
fundraising the other day.
Here we go now, Alexander.
Why can't you hear
a dinosaur pee?
- Why?
- 'Cause they're extinct.
- How are you now?
- My brother and his sweetie
are getting married, they've
asked me to be their best man.
Congratulations!
Means I'm also in charge
of planning the buck and doe.
We're smack dab in the middle of
buck and doe season.
Better get on renting the Ag
H.
- Ah, she's all booked up.
- Try the Legion?
- She's all booked up.
- Parkview Gardens?
- She's all booked up.
- Could rent the arena floor
depending on how big
the buck and doe is.
Ah, she'll be teensy.
My brother's always been
a bit of a grump.
- And his sweetie's a twat.
- Can't win 'em all.
- So what's the plan?
- Well, listen here, buckaroo.
What we did is we booked out
D.
- Hey, lady Di!
- You got 'er, Pontiac.
There'll also be a raffle draw
and a silent auction.
- How much are the tickets?
- $25 for the steak dinner.
$25 is a bit steep for a steak
dinner, but I guess
you wants to supports
the newlyweds.
You'll have your choice of pop,
water, or tomato juice
- with the steak dinner.
- No beer?
Alcohol's not included in the
price of the steak dinner.
Beer, wine, and spirits may be
purchased at the bar
if you're looking to
bend an elbow.
Well, that's a grumpy twat move.
- Please tip the barmaid.
- Comes with fries?
You'll have your choice of fries
or mashed potatoes
with the steak dinner, as well
as a seasonal vegetable.
- Green beans?
- Think it.
You'd think for 25 bucks,
you'd get some f*cking coleslaws
with that.
You show me a striploin with
fries and green beans,
I'll say, "Hey, now that's
a steak dinner."
You'd thinks it'd be a filets
mignons for 25 bucks.
There's always a good portion of
fries at Lady Di's.
Yeah, wash her down with a cold
glass of water.
- Is there dessert?
- You get a bowl
of strawberries and whipped
cream with the steak dinner,
as strawberries are also
in season.
It's just 'cause lots of people
like ice cream
- with their strawberries.
- Well, you're in luck, Chuck.
Diana Sweets carries Chapman's
i.
Oh.
Which may be purchased at the
bar for $1.50.
Jeez, you'd think it'd be
Breyers from out in Simcoe's
- for a buck fifties.
- I'd have the Chapman.
Yeah, but you'd think it'd be
Breyers for a buck fifties.
What are yous raffling off?
Ah, you get one raffle ticket
with the steak dinner,
and the lucky winner gets
a weekend of camping
in Sauble Beach, and I'll wash
your truck for you.
- Sauble Falls or White Sands?
- Winding River.
Jeez, you'd think you'd get
Sauble Falls for 25 bucks.
Is it possible to enter
the raffle and attend
the silent auction without
buying the steak dinner?
Ah, now I've been hearing some
talk around town
that you've gotta buy the steak
dinner in order
to join the raffle or attend
the silent auction.
- That's a GD lie.
- That's good,
'cause you should be ables to
drives up the raffles
and the silent auctions without
buying the steaks dinners.
Yes, but we'd love it if you
joined the bride and groom
- for the steak dinner.
- How're your numbers?
Remember I said he's a grump
and she's a twat?
- Yeah.
- The numbers reflect that.
- Can't win 'em all.
- Numbers are piddly,
so please tell every Tom, d*ck,
and Harry you know.
Might be on account of a $25
f*cking steak dinner.
Now if you buy a pair of
steak dinners,
we'll knock five dollars off
the second steak dinner.
Hey, now! Ho, now.
What if you get three steak
dinners?
The price of the first and third
steak dinner stays the same,
but you get five dollars off
that middle guy.
All right, you buy the one
steak dinner,
you get five dollars off
the next steak dinner.
Now I'm not trying to bamboozle,
just a bit of ballyhoo
to steer folks towards buying
the pair of steak dinners
instead of just the one
steak dinner.
- Strategies.
- Incentives.
- Synergy.
- Up-sales.
- Marketing.
- Infrastructure.
So hey, who wants to join
a grump and a twat
for a steak dinner, huh?
What do you want to do,
one, two, or three?
- Um... just two.
- Just two?
- Yeah. Okay.
- We'll do two.
Yup, you'd have the pair of
steak dinners.
f I give you my time ♪
and give you my space ♪
♪ Know that that sh*t's
not to waste, yo ♪
♪ Still better know
your place, yo ♪
♪ I ain't slept good
in days, yo ♪
♪ On job running up peso ♪
♪ We smoke too,
why don't you say so? ♪
♪ I'm back on my bullshit ♪
♪ You ain't seen
no one like me since ♪
♪ Lauryn Hill back
in the '90s, bitch ♪
♪ Feeling myself,
yeah I might be, bitch ♪
♪ Got an old soul
and you know that ♪
♪ Bet the olders make way
for the '90s kid ♪
♪ Please don't
k*ll my high ♪
♪ I been work non-stop never
tired, no ♪
♪ That girl is on fire,
you know ♪
♪ Always stay bringing them
vibes, you know ♪
♪ This is for the now ♪
♪ This is for the now ♪
♪ This is for the now,
this is for the now ♪
♪ Feel the bass, man
feel the bass, man ♪
♪ This is for the now
♪ If I give you my love
and give you my truth ♪
♪ Know that that sh*t's
just for you ♪
♪ Can't know what he be
meddlin' through ♪
♪ I'm paid now
and I got sh*t to lose ♪
♪ Look at where we are,
who ♪
♪ I did, that's for sure ♪
♪ I kicked down the doors,
they trying not to let me in ♪
♪ f*ck that,
I crashed the party ♪
♪ f*ck that, I am the party ♪
♪ Don't get me started ♪
♪ I am
a one-woman army ♪
♪ I am the force
that we speak of ♪
♪ What's a wave
to a tsunami ♪
♪ True, my drip enormous ♪
♪ Your tap running out,
talk about awkward, yeah ♪
♪ My thoughts
hella distorted ♪
♪ But got my foresight,
it was moving forward ♪
♪ This is for the now,
this is for the now ♪
♪ This is for the now,
this is for the now ♪
♪ Feel the bass, man
feel the bass, man ♪
♪ This is for the now
♪ Born alone, die alone,
that's how it go ♪
♪ I'm a parent in this thing,
so I'm told ♪
♪ Sellin' bags of rocks
and we never fold ♪
♪ On crud, you can hear it
in my tone ♪
♪ Watch yourself, be cool,
don't stress ♪
♪ Get back to you when I can,
messages on read ♪
♪ Ain't new to this sh*t,
I been blessed ♪
♪ No love, you can get
the drama instead ♪
♪ Oi, you can get
the drama instead ♪
♪ All this smoke
to your head ♪
♪ You can get your whole
career dead ♪
♪ Can't get my foot
off your neck ♪
♪ Go get a bag and invest,
let's add the interest ♪
♪ I'm fuckboy resistant ♪
♪ Looking like
a bulletproof vest ♪
♪ This is for the now,
this is for the now ♪
♪ This is for the now,
This is for the now ♪
♪ Feel the bass, man,
Feel the bass, man ♪
♪ This is for the now
♪ Rise up ♪
Look at you,
you sousey f*ck.
- Huh?
- Takes one to know one.
That's the pots calling
the kettles black.
- I know you are but what am I?
- Where's Rosie?
She's still sleeping off
yesterday.
She forgetting
what day it is?
Sundays are
for picking stones.
And getting a wee bit banged up
.
- I bought it, I saw it.
- Roll up your sleeves, boys.
But first, "Wade," you forgot to
open your Friday mail.
I open my Friday mail
on Monday.
What if it's pressing?
Nothing that comes by mail is
pressing, Dary.
- What if it's ice cream?
- Wait. What did you says?
I said "Wade" forgot to open his
Friday mail.
That's what
I thought you saids.
And I said, "I open my Friday
mail on Monday."
Well, must not care about the
weekend coupons there, Wayne.
Must be nice.
Why don't you open your mail
now, Wade?
- Wade?
- Wade?
- Wade... a minute.
- 'Sup?
- What'd you call me?
- That's your name, isn't it?
Whoa-ho, Look! Katy's being
a smarty-pants.
- She's being a smarts Alex.
- She better smarten up.
That's who this letter is
addressed to.
Oh. Looks like the Canadian
Wildlife Federation
spelled my name wrong.
That's one way
to get our annual donation.
Yeah, 'cause, like...
my name's not Wade.
Maybe it is Wade.
Hey, f*ck you, Gary.
Gary.
Everybody knows Gary
over there.
Yep, there's old Gary,
just chiming in from the peanut
gallery.
Oh, you're the biggest armchair
quarterback there ever was,
- Sadie.
- Sadie?
Oh, everybody knows Sadie's
the biggest backseats drivers.
Sticks and stones,
Squirrelly Don.
Don.
Yeah, where's Professor Tricia
now, Don?
You wanna know what, I think
we're kind of forgetting
that Sundays are
for picking stones.
Yep, can't be all fun
and games, eh, Wade?
- You wanna know what?
- Oh, here comes Gary
with another one of his
big ideas!
More hands makes
for less works.
- Hey, I was gonna say that.
- It sounds like Don
right there was mowing
everybody's lawns.
You thinking what
I'm thinking, Gary?
Great minds think alike, Sadie.
I'll get the truck and we'll
round up some more hands.
Tough task getting people
to help you pick stones.
Like, it's essentially asking
someone to come by
and bend over for you.
- More hands make less work.
- But wait!
When are you gonna
get hammered?
I'll get hammered later.
There's old Sadie, always taking
one for the team.
What do you think, Don?
I thinks they don't pays me
to thinks, Sadies.
- Wade?
- Well, like I always say,
where there's a will,
there's a Wade.
- Pitter patter.
Let's get at 'er.
Chip and Pepper, taking five
o?
Taking five on wheeling your
girls, buddy.
ABC. Always be wheeling your
girls, buddy.
Slow clap for perfunctory
effort, peasants.
But alas, I do believe your
glory is fleeting.
You may have b*at us in Chel,
but the VidVok game is ours.
- Mm-hm.
- And we b*at you in FIFs.
- More like queefs.
- And we'll b*at you here too.
Butt VidVok
may be on the rise.
But dance VidVok will always be
the most popular.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah!
And once our new friend teaches
us everything she knows,
2cock Chakur will be the hottest
dance collective on VidVok.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah!
And once 2cock Chakur is
the hottest dance collective
on VidVok, I'm going to wheel
my girls back.
What do you mean,
"Wheel them back?"
Wheel as in "steal."
You can't wheel them back,
idiot.
- Wheel doesn't mean "steal."
- No?
No, if you're wheeling 'em,
it means you're...
taking 'em down.
Yeah, so like, right now,
we'.
- Oh.
- If you wanted to wheel them,
you would first have to...
- Thieve them.
- Uh, he--
- You would have to theft them.
- Thanks, man.
So you're saying I will have
to steal them from you
and not wheel
them from you?
- Yeah.
- Oh.
Good. Good, good.
I'm glad we cleared that up.
Because I am going to
steal them.
Yeah?
And then I'm going to
wheel them!
Well, you can dance
if you want to.
You can leave you friends
behind!
- Let's go, Jonesy.
- If you need us,
we'll be hiking our shorts up
into our butt cracks,
- making art!
- Butt art!
As much as I would rather
make art, not w*r,
load your f*cking cannons!
How are you now?
Yard sale Sundays.
Not so bad.
Well, except it's Yard Sale
Saturdays.
Sundays are for
picking stones.
Not when Mrs. McMurray orders
a.
And Saturdays are for
picking stones
and Sundays
are for decorating.
That's Mrs. McMurphy, all right.
That's Mrs. McMurphy
right there.
She's gonna take spring
cleaning,
and she's gonna f*cking punt it
right to summer.
- Huh?!
- They're hammered.
Oh, here comes in Sadie
with an update,
what you got next for us?
The weather?
- Up next, news and traffic.
- Every hours on the hours.
- Sadie?!
- f*ckin' Sadie, all day,
just f*ckin' can't wait to tell
.
Connies!
Oh, Connie McMurphy!
What you gots in the box there,
Connies?
f*ckin', you know Connie.
Always carrying around something
in a box.
Katy, why are they
calling me Connie?
- You mean Sadies?
- Oh, Sa.
What have you got next for us?
You got the weather?
f*ckin' Sadie is a
meteorologist.
I think I'll have what yous
are having.
- They're hammered.
Here you go.
Here's an update, Sadie, why
don't you tell us
about the atmospheric pressure
there?
Yeah, where's the geometric
satellite?
- Ask Wade.
- Well, it's way up
- in the meso...sphere.
- I heard prevailing winds.
- How's visibilities?
- Loos
clouds, Sadie? Looking like
some... cumulonimbi.
Mmm, six notches in the clock.
Oh, here's f*cking Mrs. McMurphy
all over again.
If it's a London Dry,
she's your guy!
That's what I always say.
That's Mrs. McMurphys right
theres for you.
She says it a lot,
she'll f*cking tell you
- that she says it a lot.
- That's all I know.
Will you guys help us
pick stones?
More hands make less work.
Well, I'd love to help yous with
that cocksucker, Katy--
Sadie!
- Sadie?
- Yeah. I'm Sadie.
That's Wade, Gary, and Don.
Yous better listen up, 'cause
we've got a little rule
around here.
Did you tell 'em?
-
- Oh.
Can't help people who don't know
what their names are.
Oh, that's McMurphy
right there.
He'll spend half the day
telling you
you don't know what
your name is.
Those have been the rules,
and they are staunch.
We gotta sell all this sh*t we
pulled out of the attic,
basement, barn.
- Can I go?
- No.
- But can I go?
- No.
We won't keep you then.
Have a good one.
Have a good one!
Please, Mrs. McMurphy!
Mrs. McMurphy?
You're a day early, baby.
- Mondays are for role play.
- Eww!
Sundays are for yard sales.
Sundays are for
picking stones!
What do you mean the skids
got a dance gal?
We mean, like,
they got a girl who...
- Dances.
- Yeah.
So they got a girl who dances,
so she's like--
- A dance gal.
- Yeah.
Stewart said that dance VidVok
,
- but we said--
- We need you to be
- the most popular.
- Why?
- 'Cause we're your managers.
- Sick.
- Sick, buddy.
- And as such,
we are entitled to a notable
percentage of your earnings.
- What percentage?
- A notable one.
Moving right along.
The skids say dance VidVok
is the most popular, we agree.
I feel like not enough people
know about butt VidVok yet.
Yeah. See, I agree with Jonesy.
We're the first artisans
of butt art on VidVok.
- Artisans?
- Yeah,
like, craftsmen of butt art.
- Craftspeople.
- Yeah.
We're the first craftspeople
of butt art on VidVok.
- We're buttsmiths.
-
Wow, Aly, we landed a pair
of innovators here.
A real pair of initiators
with this butt art.
- Ground-breakers.
- Torch-bearers.
- Pathfinders.
- Trailblazers.
I still think I prefer
"buttsmiths."
What did we do to land a pair
of catalysts like you?
- Well...
- You know.
- We're wheeling you.
-
- We're wheeling you.
- Pardon?
We are wheeling you.
Girls are into that kind
of thing?
- What do you mean?
- I mean it's been
my understanding that girls
wheeling guys
- is considered to be a bit...
- Unladylike.
- Improper.
- Unsuitable.
- Graceless.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, no.
- No?
- Yeah, no.
- Well, okay.
Like okay full disclosure,
ths
that it's just about sex.
Yeah, that's why we used that
term in this particular--
- These.
- These particular cases.
- Huh.
- Like, okay.
We know you think it's only
a guy thing to want
to have sex with someone with
zero intention
of ever seeing them or speaking
to them again.
Yeah.
- Yeah, no.
We know that for women
to pursue just sex,
as guys so often do,
is considered...
- Unwomanly.
- Unmannerly.
- Haughtenish.
- Indelicate.
- Yeah.
- But no.
You think only guys just want
to get laid?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, no.
To be clear, you are with us
for just sex
and nothing else, right?
Speak freely.
Y-yes?
- Us too.
- Well, not just sex.
Oh no.
Definitely not just sex.
- But then...
- But then...
Look, since we're all
speaking freely here.
Okay, well, first,
we love your butts.
Oh, hockey players
have the best butts.
- Mm-hm.
- Mmm.
-
- But--
Besides your butts,
we are just with you
so we can ride your
coattails to the top.
Yep, the very top of butt
art VidVok.
- Sick!
- Sick, buddy!
So if dance VidVok will always
be the most popular...
It's time to broaden
your niche.
- Absolutely
- Hundy P.
- Wheel, snipe, celly, boys.
- Dirty f*cking dangles, boys.
- What's a niche?
- Yeah, I don't know
what a niche is, but I'm all for
broadening it, though.
- It is something you eat, right?
- Let's dance, boys.
- Mmm.
- Mm-hm.
- Mmmm.
- Mm-hmm.
Single file, boys!
There goes Sadie, ol' Captain
Rules of the Road!
- Who's Sadie?
- Shut up, Gary!
- What are yous doing?
- I'm training him.
- Looking good, coach.
- Thanks, brother!
Been going stupid hard at
the gym, you probably can tell
- by my bod, though.
Can confirm.
Yeah, the woman who owns
the gym, she says
I'm there more than she is!
Is that right?
And she owns the gym!
I'll have this guy squatting six
plates by Thanksgiving.
Combine that with eating
less plates at Thanksgiving
and you're laughing!
Oh, that's classic Sadie for
you, handing out food advice.
You should be a diet
doctor-tician.
Yeah, go carbo load, Sadie!
Hey, what school d'you go to to
become a diet statistician?
Sit down, Don!
What's with all
the Shelbyville names?
- Tell him, Wade.
- I'd f*cking like to,
but I've been sitting back here
for three fifths of a minute
trying to think of names that
sound like Tyson and Coach,
and I've come up dry
as a fart.
Tyson!
- Dyson!
- The vacuum?
You mean the hairdryer?
Got one of those fancy dryers
down at the gym.
Coach. Poach. Roach.
There's just no approach.
You guys want to help us
pick stones?
More hands make less work.
Sorry, got another 8k
before the sun goes down.
Good enough. Adios!
Sundays are
for picking stones!
The woman who owns the gym
should be there the most,
don't you know? She said it,
I didn't say it.
Sure.
But she should be.
- Connor.
- Stewart.
- Darien.
- Stewart.
Let's see how productive Beavis
and Butt Art have been.
Huh.
They appear to be flexing
their butt cheeks
to the b*at
of the music now.
Hey, thanks for doing
this before you head up north,
eh, Shoresy?
Yeah, thanks for doing
this before you left, buddy.
Give your balls a tug,
tit fucker.
- They are evolving!
-
Stewart!
We're ready.
♪ Turn the bass way up
and the lights down ♪
♪ Everybody be holding on
right now ♪
♪ Imma need you on me
like right now ♪
♪ Turn the bass way up
and the lights down ♪
♪ We gonna go way
when the lights down ♪
♪ I got you in the vibe,
now you're feeling it ♪
♪ I ain't even trying
and you're into it ♪
♪ Yeah, I know the guy
that you're dealing with ♪
♪ He ain't even fly,
he ain't in the mix ♪
♪ I can tell you wanna vibe
right now ♪
♪ We could really go high
right now ♪
♪ I can tell you wanna vibe
right now ♪
♪ We could really go high
right now ♪
♪ ...Turn the bass way up ♪
♪ Turn the bass way up
and the lights down ♪
♪ Turn the bass way up
and the lights down ♪
♪ Tonight we chasing
those vibes ♪
♪ We just living
in the moment ♪
♪ We ain't worried
about time ♪
♪ Tonight we chasing
those vibes ♪
♪ We just living
in the moment ♪
♪ We ain't worried
about time ♪
♪ I got you in the vibe,
now you feeling it ♪
♪ I ain't even trying
and you're into it ♪
♪ Yeah, I know the guy that
you're dealing with ♪
♪ He ain't even fly,
he ain't in the mix ♪
♪ I can tell you wanna vibe
right now ♪
♪ We could really go high
right now ♪
♪ I can tell you wanna vibe
right now ♪
Who is that?
- JONESY/
Who is that?!
- That's Lady C.
- Roald?
- Stewart.
- Can't you see--
We want you.
- But, uh, you don't want me?
No.
- JONESY/
You don't want us?
- f*ck no.
- But she is with us.
What does that mean exactly?
It means if you want her,
you have to go through me.
Yeah, no.
What's the first rule
of business?
Location, location,
location.
No, no, no. That's real estate,
buddy. So stupid.
It's deny, deny, deny.
- That's law.
- Oh, uh, ABC.
Always be finishing deals.
It's always skip
the middle man.
- So, Stewart.
- Bianca-donk.
- Stewart.
- Alycat.
You're a man, right?
Yes...
And you're in the middle?
Yes.
- Skip.
- Skip.
f*ck.
And we're done
wheeling you now.
- You don't want my butt?
- You don't want my butt art?
Yeah, no.
Well, hockey, neither of us
got the girls.
What girls?
Alycat and Bianca-donk.
Right. I almost forgot
about them.
- Excuse me?
- What?
Explain.
Oh, okay, okay, so you know
how we smash, like...
- like, a ton of broads?
- Okay.
Letterkenny being a small town
and everything, well,
we've been kind of running out
of broads to smash.
Okay.
But then Alycat and
Badonk-a-donk
got us doing butt videos
on VidVok.
And boys, it is a whole new
world of DMs.
Might be the most active
DMing we've ever done.
There's broads pole dancing
on there, boys.
Do you... do you realize
what that means?
- No.
- DMing pole dancers.
What's the first rule
of VidVok, boys?
Uh, I...I don't know.
ABC.
Always be DMing broads.
Nice.
This Sunday
was for nothing!
-- WAYNE/KATY/
- DAN/
Sunda.
- Lowry.
- Johnsy.
Rolands. Saddles up, more
hands makes for less works.
- Eww...
- Come on, Stalwart.
Stalwart?
That's actually a rare
compliment.
It's actually a pretty good
time, we'll get hammered.
- You get hammered?
- Well, yeah,
no one's operating a f*ckin'
motor vehicle.
f*ckin' heavy machinery.
What's your f*ckin'
name again?
- Oh, he's Reilly.
- And he's Jonesy.
And we'll get hammered.
Well, saddle up, boys.
Saddle up!
Come on, skids.
Train's leaving the station.
- You got any rips?
- Stewart.
Connor, Darien.
Take care of the bikes.
♪ When I've got a drink
in my hand ♪
♪ You know it's gonna be
a long night... ♪
♪ Why does he hate you so? ♪
♪ He's just a problem child ♪
♪ Why does he hate me so? ♪
♪ He's just a problem child ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
Let's get some
f*ckin' sushi maki!
♪ Why does he hate you so? ♪
♪ He's just a problem child ♪
♪ Why does he hate me so? ♪
♪ He's just a problem child ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
10x06 - Sundays are for Picking Stones
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Comedy series showcases the antics of the residents of Letterkenny, a small rural community in Canada.
Comedy series showcases the antics of the residents of Letterkenny, a small rural community in Canada.