21x04 - With Baited Breath

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Based on the crime-novel series by author Caroline Graham, `Midsomer Murders' follows the efforts of Detective Chief Inspector John Barnaby to solve crimes that occur in the wealthy, isolated English county of Midsomer.
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21x04 - With Baited Breath

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So you can actually make money
out of torturing people?

Build it... and they will suffer.

Oh, I thought you were happy
running a paper mill.

Never look a gift horse
in the mouth, Artie.

One word... savage.

I didn't call it
the Psycho Mud Run for nothing.

You're not making them plow
through water as well, are you?

Artie, don't!

This can't be legal.

This can't be legal.

Come on.

All right.

- Go.
- Go.

Ha!

Josie?

Josie?

Josie.

What?

Josie?

For goodness' sake!

Oh, hysterical.

Ned.

Get out of the water.

Take my hand!

Hurry!

Come on!

Was that what I think it was?

Yeah.

Ahab... the monster of the lake.

Boss.

Right. Move it, ladies.
And you, Suze.

Max, so, who are you sharing
a room with?

We're gonna get a pint,
aren't we?

One day I'm going to do a Lola
and visit all of those places.

And leave me to run this place
on me own?

A girl can dream.

A girl can dream.

Welcome to The Fisherman's Arms.

Here comes my future.

What, no kiss?

That wasn't a kiss.

You get a proper one
if you win tomorrow.

Deal?

You'd better get ready
to pucker up.

Griff.

Griff.

Look. What do you reckon?

I thought you'd never ask, mate.

Idiot.
I'm gonna propose tomorrow.

Have you asked Simone's dad yet?

- It's not him I'm marrying.
- It's tradition.

Idiot.

So that's two nights
with breakfast.

And if you want to dine in the
restaurant, you need to book.

We're inundated.

I presume you're here
for the Psycho.

What gave it away?

You've stayed with us before.

That's some memory.

I never forget a face.

Right. Check in,
then meet me out front.

Quick 5K to blow the cobwebs.

Yes!

Come on.

Is that your van outside?

Does it double as an ambulance?

Winter, isn't it?

That's just about
when you'll finish the race.

At least I'll finish.

Good luck, son.

Cheers.

Oh. You got lucky.

The room with the best view.

Bet you say that to every guest.

Go on! Back it up!

What is that?

That's Ahab.

Twenty grand to the first person
to catch him.

That's happening this weekend?

First competition we've had here
in years.

Surprised you didn't hear
about it.

The build-up's been boring me
to death for weeks.

Mind you, they can't catch
something that doesn't exist.

Enjoy your stay.

I know it's been ages,
but listen.

I'm at Solomon Gorge.

Yeah. Never mind why.
You need to get here.

Inevitably, there's a lot
of discussion about it.

But there are myths
and there are truths,

and Ahab is a bona fide truth.

And I am gonna prove that
beyond all doubt this weekend.

His time is up.

He tells all the girls
about his monster.

Uh, give me two of everything,
please, Freddie, mate.

I need, uh, two carp rods,
um, hooks, swivels,

I need, uh, two carp rods,
um, hooks, swivels,

10 kilos of boilies,
plus a sack of pellet.

Need to see your money first.

You'll see it when I hook
the big one, mate.

You're going up against
the pros, Griff.

World-class anglers, mate.

You know me. I was born lucky.

Ned, how's things?

Ned, how's things?

Good, Harper. Thank you.

Good is good, but, uh,
I'm gonna make your day great.

I'd, uh, I'd like to ask you

for your daughter's hand
in marriage.

You almost had me going then.

I'm serious.

Do I have your blessing?

Ned? Mr. Skye?

What are you doing
with all that gear?

It's open season, mate.

- Mr. Skye?
- Not now, Harper!

I demand a refund
for my fishing peg.

The competition
hasn't even started yet.

You are a charlatan, Mr. Lamb.

You are a charlatan, Mr. Lamb.

The course of this abomination
runs clean through the lake.

Well, it can't.
I've got an agreement in place.

That is the course.

That is the lake.

You see how they converge?

All of the fish will be spooked,
including Ahab!

It's not on. Let's have a word.

What's going on, Freddie?
Is this some sort of joke?

- This ain't gonna work, Freddie.
- Yeah. We want our money back.

Griffin! We're fully booked.
I need you this weekend.

It's only two days.

Yeah. The busiest two days!

Lex. Wow.

Long time no see.
What are you doing here?

Are you serious?

Sometimes in life,
choices are made for you.

You know that as well as I do.

Make another choice.

Sorry. We're closing.

You rerouted the course.

I meant to tell you, Freddie.
That's why I'm here now.

I need the Psycho to be
more of a test.

We shook hands.

The one thing your stupid course
isn't supposed to do

- is go near the lake.
- It's unfortunate, but...

Well, change it back.

I spent years trying to set up
another fishing competition.

Anyone need another teammate?

A fiver and I'm in.

I even know a shortcut.

Right.

Remember,
we're reigning champions,

going for a fourth win
in five Midsomer Mud Runs.

And, uh... yeah,
let's get it done!

- Whoo!
- Let's do it. Come on.

Wha-a-a-a-hey!

So, is there a-a prize
for winning?

Winning?

I'll be happy just to make it
over the finish line.

I should've brought some tinfoil
to wrap around you.

Have you seen Jamie?

Uh, just look for the day-glo.

- Oh, there he is.
- There you go, mate.

All bright and shining.

Hey, I'll see you
at the finish line.

I've got a week's leave due.

You squabbling, Winter?

Hardly the way to represent
Causton C.I.D.

They started it.

Well, that's terrible.

Well, that's terrible.

It's good likeness, though.

There's definitely
some real talent there.

Look, Betty.

Jamie. Hi.

Oh. Um...

Jade-Marie.
P.C. Jade-Marie Pierce.

Pierce. Yeah. Of course.
No. I've seen you around.

So, uh, is it just us?

Half the station said
they joined up.

Yeah. I heard the same.

I think they might have been
winding us up.

Well, it looks like
we're in this together.

I'll just go and drop my bag.

Couldn't resist seeing
a big, scary fish eat you.

As if Ahab actually exists.

One word, Winter... Jaws.

Easy. You'll throw up.

Yeah. All over him if I can.

He's staying at the inn.

Didn't know you knew him.

Yeah. I know him.

All right, Paddy.
He's not real.

At least I hope he's not.

Oh! Paddy, come here!

Oh.

Years of planning
down the drain.

Paddy.

Paddy, get back here.

Where's Lola been now, then?

Stop doing this to yourself.

Ah. Cuba. Very nice.

My daughter's on
a 'round-the-world tour.

I never know where
the next postcard's coming from.

Not sure I could bear that.

Yeah.
Worst part of being a parent.

You know they're gonna
fly the nest one day.

- Smash it, girl.
- Hey, what about me?

You'll be too busy being
a delicious snack for Ahab.

Hey, keep the same pace, yeah?
Be there for each other.

Hey, keep the same pace, yeah?
Be there for each other.

Teamwork makes the dream work.

Right.
We're about to start, so...

Come on. Where's Mummy?
We've got to find Mummy.

Take your places?

Obviously good luck. Run well.

- Meet me at the finish line.
- Okay.

So let's put Solomon Gorge
on the Psycho map!

Are you ready?!

Three! Two! One!

Promise me!

No kiss unless you win.

Key is not to go haring off.
You won't last the course.

Keep going! That's it!

Come on! Let's do it!

Come on! Go! Go! Go!

Yeah! Come on!

Stop.

Stay back.

Fishhooks everywhere.

Stop the race. Stand back.

There's hooks everywhere.

There's hooks everywhere.

That's the worst of it.

Come on. Sit down here.

It's just my hand.

Well, it's lucky you were slow
off the mark.

I was pacing myself.

I checked the course last night.
I went over every inch of it.

Easy, Ned.
Nobody is blaming you.

D.C.I. Blythe?

John Barnaby.
What are you doing here?

John Barnaby.
What are you doing here?

Artie.
I was about to ask the same.

Well, I took early retirement.

Fancied a nice,
trouble-free life.

Ned, meet an old oppo of mine...
D.C.I. John Barnaby.

I want to know who did this.

Oh, I'm not actually here
in an official capacity.

How am I gonna get this race
started again?

Are you sure you can't help?

Oh, the local police will be
only too happy to step in.

Oh, come, John.
It's the weekend.

They won't do anything
till Monday.

And it'll be too late
to restart it then.

Ned's me best mate.

I heard you say that you checked
the course last night.

Good man, John.

What time was that?

Um, around 9:00 p.m.,
before it got too dark.

Winter, find out
if, uh, anyone was seen

out on the course last night
after 9:00 p.m.

I'm off duty this weekend.

- I can do it if you like, sir.
- It's all right.

That would be helpful,
P.C. Pierce.

John? I'm taking Betty home.

We'll watch Winter get trampled
another time.

Oh, Sarah, this is
an old colleague of mine.

Oh, Sarah, this is
an old colleague of mine.

Artie Blythe, ex-D.C.I.

- Nice to meet you, Artie.
- Likewise.

- Is this your daughter?
- Yes. This is Betty.

- Hello.
- This is my bear.

And it is a very fine bear.

Oh, you're a very lucky man,
John.

You should come 'round sometime.

You're very welcome
to bring your partner...

If I had one, I would.
Eternal bachelor.

Come on, darling.

So, how's retirement
treating you?

You've settled
on a beautiful village.

Oh, I've lived here for years.

And to be honest...
I'm a little bit bored.

And to be honest...
I'm a little bit bored.

Fishing for humans. Different.

Found this in the woods nearby.

"F. Lamb Fishing Limited."

Freddie flaming Lamb.

His tackle shop's
in the village.

Hey, Freddie, make sure
you sort me out a decent peg.

Hey, Freddie, make sure
you sort me out a decent peg.

Hold on, mate. I was here first.

- One at a time, please.
- Freddie?

We need to know where you were
last night.

Last I heard,
you'd hung up your truncheon.

Tell me instead.

I was at home.
What's this about?

Ned Skye seems to think you're
very much against the mud run.

Not me.

Try again.

Only I helped Ned reroute
the course through the lake.

Only I helped Ned reroute
the course through the lake.

Who's gonna pay to enter a
fishing competition after that?

Here you are, sir.

Thank you.

Could these be from your shop?

They're sold everywhere.

And what about this packaging?
That sold everywhere too?

Be a good citizen and let us
look at your purchase book.

Griffin Twigg bought them.

And where might we find
this Mr. Twigg?

"We"?

Well, you said you were bored,

and a little local knowledge
is always helpful.

You're living the dream here,
Artie.

Do you fish?

Be serious.

I chased enough dead ends
when I was in the force.

I chased enough dead ends
when I was in the force.

Well, there's a lot
of happy fishermen.

Ah.
Twenty grand's serious money.

I'd sabotage the mud run
for half of that.

There's Twigg.
The guy with the funny hat.

Griff, this is
D.C.I. John Barnaby

from Causton Police Department.

Sweet.
You've made a new friend, Artie.

He'd like to ask you
a few questions.

We know you purchased these
from Freddie Lamb.

So?

Could you show me
the other hooks you bought?

No problemo.

No problemo.

Oh, that... that was full
last night.

I swear.

I want to report a theft.

Where were you after 9:00 p.m.
yesterday?

Uh, I had an early night.

Can anyone confirm that?

No. I was on my own.

Yes. I'll hold.

But, uh, honestly, how long
do you think this will take?

I'd know that nasally whine
anywhere.

Um, I'm gonna
have to call you back.

What are you doing here, Blaise?

Put that away.

Oh, it's been a long time, Ned.

I'd like to capture the moment.

You swore you would never
come back here.

Don't worry.
I'm not here for you.

Ahab was calling to me.

Whoa.

I saw your daughter at the inn
earlier.

She didn't see me,
but... what a life she has.

Changing bed linen
and cleaning toilet bowls.

You must be very proud
of yourself.

You must be very proud
of yourself.

I look after her.

The three of us could've been
traveling the world together.

I thought you'd have let that go
by now.

I managed to.

I guess it meant more to me,
Ned.

Look into one Griffin Twigg.

He's a chef at the inn.

He's a chef at the inn.

Find out exactly how much
winning 20 grand

would mean to him.

His alibi for last night...
Wafer-thin.

You think he'd sabotage
the Psycho

just to win
the fishing competition?

Nobody will catch a thing

with people like you
churning up the lake.

Here I am at Solomon Gorge,

and the competition is looking
fierce and formidable.

But you know me.
That is exactly how I like it.

Your new rods sum you up.

Your new rods sum you up.

What, dashing and colorful?

Garish and horribly female.

Poor, miserable Damian.

Is this what happens when
all of your sponsors dry up?

I have a natural talent.
That's all I need.

Is that what you used to tell
Lex?

"Be the fish. See the fish."

Lex is history. Long gone.

So how come he's staying
in the same inn as I am?

Don't be ridiculous.

No? Take a look for yourself.

Oh.

Oh.

Give up, Damian.

With me and Lex around,
you won't catch a thing.

Sorry for the delay.

I had to draft in
a temporary chef.

You came here for the fishing
last time.

Yeah.
That's not my game anymore.

Oh.

Yes?

What?

Hello again, Harper.

Look, let's talk.

Look, let's talk.

Not now.

Yes. Now.

Hey. Hey!

I need some hooks.

Ah! Well, look at that.
I found some.

Yeah. Those are mine.

Stop carping. Learn to share.

I need those.

What for?
You couldn't catch a cold, mate.

Thank you
for your understanding.

It's hugely appreciated.

Good news?

Well, the course
has been inspected,

and the mud run can go ahead
tomorrow.

How did you swing that?

I just pointed out

that the village would suffer
financially.

Tell me... What made you decide
to reroute the course, Mr. Skye?

Well, I can't call it a Psycho
Mud Run and make it too easy.

Is there anyone
other than Freddie Lamb

who didn't approve
of the changes?

Who didn't approve
of the changes?

"Didn't approve" is a bit kind.
I heard he was furious.

Simone, I'm not gonna wait
another minute.

Harper, we're in the middle
of...

I wanted to do this
after I'd won the mudder.

Um, Simone Skye...

will you do me
the great honor...

No.

- No, she won't.
- Dad.

Didn't you get the message
yesterday?

I was trying to be kind,

but obviously you couldn't read
the signs.

Simone, say something.

I've already said it for her.

It's a no.

It's a no.

You're not gonna waste your life
on him.

He hasn't even got a job.

I've been hanging out
with Griffin.

He's been teaching me
how to cook.

Hanging out
is not a career plan.

Simone.

I told you. It's a no.

Simone?

I hate my dad.

- Don't talk like that.
- I need to get away.

I don't care where, as long
as I never see him again.

Now, come on.

I know I've got used to
not seeing Lola,

but it still really hurts.

But it still really hurts.

My dad deserves
that sort of pain.

Lola left because we had
an argument.

You and your dad don't want to
be in the same boat.

Don't reduce your relationship
to a series of postcards.

I'm sorry for calling,
but, uh, I need to talk to you.

Thanks for giving me
the chance to explain.

Only I-I promise I didn't know
the mud run was coming here.

Soon as I did,
I tried to wriggle out of it.

Truth is I-I never wanted
to come to Solomon Gorge.

I didn't know
about the fishing competition.

I didn't want to visit
this place.

Not then. Not now.

Not then. Not now.

We did some digging
into Griffin Twigg.

He's facing bankruptcy
after he cheated on his wife

and she took him
for every penny.

Twenty grand would go a long way
to solving his problems.

Making it in his best interest

Making it in his best interest

to keep the runners away
from the lake.

Here we are,
ladies and gentlemen,

back to do it all over again.

- Whoo!
- Give us a quid?

- I don't have any change on me.
- A fiver, then.

Do you mind?
I'm about to run a race.

Cheapskate.

Three! Two!

One!

I can't see Harper.

Lots of people have cried off.

You had no right
to embarrass him like that.

If you loved him,
you'd have said yes despite me.

- But you didn't.
- I'm still moving away.

- But you didn't.
- I'm still moving away.

Not if your passport's
safely hidden.

I can't look after you if you're
halfway across the world.

Who's facedown in the mud now?

You all right?

- You okay?
- Don't mind me.

Now go win.

Oh!

- Jamie!
- I'm fine. I'm fine.

I wasn't talking about you.

Oh!

It's Lex Bedford,
chief of Causton Fire Station.

He was supposed to be running
the Psycho.

And now we know why he wasn't.

Fleur?

Initial response...

I'd say he was in the water
maybe eight to ten hours,

though don't quote me on that.

That would be late last night.

This might not be for you,
Artie.

I can handle it.

Just.

And obviously,
if you still need my help...

Let's see, shall we?

Judging from the scorch marks
on his clothing and skin,

he was electrocuted.

That part of the course is wired
to give mild shocks.

Is this a sport
or an S&M outing?

Was it an accident, Fleur?

Unlikely at that voltage.

I think we'll find
that someone rigged the current.

It was set back to normal
when I got here.

If not, Winter would have been
grilled to a crisp.

I need everything
you can find on Lex Bedford.

Interview his fire crew.

Establish who liked him and,
more importantly, who didn't.

And look into his phone records.

I need to talk to the anglers
again.

It could be that the saboteur
tried to stop the mud run

a second time
but made a fatal mistake.

Are you up to that?

Cornelius.

Artie.

This how fish get caught
these days?

It's just an app that tells you
the best time of day to fish.

Hope that's within the rules.

You know me.
Straight as the day is long.

Was teasing.

Oh. Right.

Oh. Right.

Cheating is still an abhorrence,
though.

If you got caught,
you'd never fish again.

Were you near the lake
last night?

Not me. No. I was at home.

Can anyone confirm that?

Afraid I live alone.

Something happened?

Lex Bedford was m*rder*d
last night.

Lex was k*lled?

You knew him?

Uh, not personally, no.

But he's an angling legend.

I'm a big fan.

I'm a big fan.

Embarrassingly so.

When you say a legend...

Well, Lex used to be a celebrity
in the angling world,

one of the best
in recent memory.

Used to be?

He retired... years ago now.

But everyone here at the lake
would still know of him?

And fear him, probably.

Including yourself?

Of course.

But then again,
he wasn't here to fish.

I saw him out jogging,
training for the mud run.

He hasn't been seen
anywhere near the lake.

I'm, uh, hoping to get promoted
this year,

get out of uniform.

Imagine if we ended up

working alongside each other
permanently.

What?

You two ought to get a room.

I've got a key. Here you are.

I've got a key.
Here you are.

I need to speak
to the fire crew.

Could you chase up
Lex Bedford's phone records?

We didn't find his phone,
but I did track his provider.

I'm looking to see if he made or
received any calls last night.

I can see that promotion
already.

Is it usual for, uh,
fishermen to leave their pegs?

I don't know why she entered.
She hasn't even cast a line yet.

Why else would an angler
come here?

There's the small matter of
corporate deals and advertising.

And lower your voices.

Excuse me?

I'm sick of you people
spooking the fish.

Lex Bedford.

Did you know
he was in Solomon Gorge?

I may have heard a whisper.

I may have heard a whisper.

You see him? Talk to him, maybe?

Not me.

Though if it helps, I did see
this chap talking to him.

Looked a bit heated.

- Where was this?
- The Fisherman's Arms.

Would you recognize this man
again?

Young black guy, hooded top,
maybe late 20s.

Uh, one last thing.

Would you know
why Lex quit fishing?

Haven't a clue.

Haven't a clue.

That description ring any bells?

Harper Kaplan.

I thought the police
would've cordoned the lake off.

It's a crime scene, isn't it?

Why are people still fishing?

Maybe I should
start casting out.

What?

I'll catch Ahab,
and then everyone can go home.

Are you mocking me?

You left a bitter taste.

You left a bitter taste.

None of that matters now,
and you know that.

What are you gonna do, Ned?

If Lex's death hasn't stopped
the fishing,

what else have you got?

Just spoke with the fire crew.

Three years ago,
Lex sacked Harper Kaplan.

- They say why?
- Yeah.

He was hotheaded, impetuous,
and didn't follow orders.

And how did Harper take it?

No one could prove it, but they
think that he poured paraffin

over Lex's car
and then set fire to it.

Over Lex's car
and then set fire to it.

So we've got an aggrieved
ex-employee

who was seen having
a heated debate with Lex Bedford

before he d*ed.

Anyone else?

With the mud run canceled,
Freddie Lamb's

fishing competition
is back in full swing.

Don't forget Griffin Twigg.

Who, according
to Izzy Silvermane,

also had a bit of a moment
with Lex.

We'll find Harper
while you talk to Griffin Twigg.

Find out exactly what was said
between him and Lex Bedford.

Sir.

You can always dust off
your fishing rods.

Ha. Are you a total
numskull, Griffin?

Steady, now.
You need to stay calm.

With people like you around?

And I want to stay around,
so chill.

You hear?

Ah, Mr. Kaplan. A word if I may.

Lex Bedford sacked you from the
fire service three years ago.

- Is that correct?
- So what?

Harper, this is important.

What, are you a cop again,
are you?

No. I didn't think so.

Judging from what I saw,

Simone's father might have been
more receptive to your proposal

if you'd had a job.

Well, ask him, not me.

Well, ask him, not me.

Were you near the mud run
last night?

After seeing Freddie
heading that way,

the last thing I wanted
was him pitying me.

How did you get these cuts
on your hands?

You said that, uh,
you and Griffin Twigg

had been hanging out a lot.

Yeah. Why not?
He's a decent bloke.

Who bought a lot
of fishing tackle,

then had some of it stolen.

It meant a lot to you,
winning the mud run,

becoming someone you hoped
might be worth marrying.

Becoming someone you hoped
might be worth marrying.

Harper?

Harper Kaplan, I'm arresting you

for causing serious bodily harm
with intent to maim or wound.

Simone, I wanted to win
to show your dad,

to show you both!

I love you, Simone.
I'll do anything for you.

Anything.

But I'm not a k*ller.

I swear.

You're starting to enjoy this.

Didn't realize I missed
police work this much.

Starting to think...
I retired too soon.

Shame it's over already.

Shame it's over already.

Well, I'm not so sure
about that, Artie.

We may have caught a saboteur,

but I'm not convinced
Harper's a k*ller.

Closing the shop when the
village is teeming with anglers?

No-brainer.

Need to pick up some more stock,
so if you don't mind...

We have an eyewitness

who saw you in the vicinity
of the mud run last night.

It's not what you think.

I like to be alone.

And why would that be?

Probably best not to hang
on to your secrets, Freddie.

Not when the police
are asking questions.

Ever been in love?

I was engaged once,

till she upped and left
without saying a single word.

And this makes you wander
the woods?

I have a shed out there.

That's where I went last night.

It's the postcard.

They always set me off.

The postcard?

From Lola Silvermane.

You've been inside Izzy's place.
You can't miss them.

Did Lola ever think
of sending me one?

She's off traveling the world
as if I never existed...

let alone that I was engaged
to her.

That gets to a person.

Did you see anyone else
out there last night?

No.

It's the same as every night.
It was dead out there.

I just said hello to Lex
in passing.

We heard from Izzy Silvermane

that things looked quite tense
between you two.

Lex was never
what you'd call friendly.

You've known him
a long time, then?

I knew him, and then I didn't,
and then I saw him at the inn.

I'm pretty sure
you've got friends like that.

They come in and out
of your life.

They come in and out
of your life.

But why the animosity?

The trouble with Izzy
is she's not very reliable.

She's a bit on the flaky side.

She didn't seem it to me.

Well, then it's my word
against hers.

Because you can hardly ask Lex,
now, can you?

Freddie?

Maybe you should wait outside.

He's my best mate.

What have you got, Fleur?

I'll need to get him
out of the barrel first,

but I'd say he was k*lled
elsewhere and then brought here.

What were you doing in the shop?

What were you doing in the shop?

I'd run out of bait.
Door was open.

Sir.

Excuse me.

Found these on Ned's clothes.

Looks like he was in the woods
before he d*ed.

We need to know everything
about Ned Skye.

Check his phone.
Find out who he last spoke to.

And also...

Did he and Lex Bedford come
into contact with each other?

On it, sir.

Are you coming?

Are you coming?

Um, oh.

How am I gonna tell Simone?

I'm sorry I have to do this now.

I'm right here.

When was the last time
you saw your father?

Me and Dad had a row.

I told him I wanted to get away.

I told him I wanted to get away.

When you say a row...

I'll never get to say sorry
to him.

Does that make me
a terrible daughter?

Will that have been
his last thought?

No. Never.

He loved you.

Everything he did was for you.

I was so angry, though.

Hey. Now, you look at me.

I've never heard a man
talk about his daughter

the way your dad spoke
about you.

Never.

You were his life.

He didn't always go about it
the right way,

but he was always there for you.

Hey.

And men like me,
who were never there,

well, he put us all to shame.

His last thought
would've been about you.

And it would've been
a loving one.

I promise you.

We know Harper is out on bail.
Have you seen him?

I've been calling him,
but he's not answering.

He was really angry
with my dad, though.

You moving?

Who knows?
Could be high time for a change.

- What does that mean?
- We've got work to do.

Is that the, uh, new layout
for the Psycho Mud Run?

Yeah.

Well, compared to the original,

the new course looks
a lot shorter and easier.

Yeah, and the hill climbs
have gone,

and a couple of the tougher
features have been cordoned off.

When were the changes made?

Ned lodged the new plans

Ned lodged the new plans

with the village council
on the 16th.

That was the same day

the fishing competition
was announced.

So the minute he hears
about the fishing competition,

Ned Skye alters the course.

Rerouting it through the lake,

which would imply that Ned was
against the fishing tournament.

Have you established a link
between Lex and Ned yet?

Well, I did find this.

Do we know who the woman is?

Yeah. It's one Blaise McQuinn.

Yeah. It's one Blaise McQuinn.

She and Ned were together once.

And Lex Bedford called her the
day he arrived in Solomon Gorge.

Blaise McQuinn?

The one and only.

We'd like to speak to you
about Ned Skye.

Of course. Anything to help.

When was the last time
you saw him?

It was quite a few years ago.

It was quite a few years ago.

Didn't see him more recently?

No. We went our separate ways,
and that was that.

How did things end between you?

Emotionally. Is that all?

Tell me about Lex Bedford.

Who, according to
his phone records, called you

as soon as he got
to the village.

What was the phone call about?

We used to be good friends back
when he was a champion angler.

It's not a crime to say hello,
especially not to a legend.

I keep hearing that, but surely
fishing's just about luck.

Well... if it was,

Well... if it was,

then fools like you would be
going 'round the world

trying to earn small fortunes
every month.

This is my career.

I get sponsored.
I sail the seven seas.

And you think
it's because I'm lucky?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey!

- I've got him! I've got Ahab!
- Excuse me.

Come on, you beauty!

Come on! Come on, big fella!

Oh, he's powerful.

I'm losing him.

- Aren't you gonna help him?
- Two things.

Helping a fellow competitor
means instant disqualification.

And the second?

That is my fish.

You're not escaping me!

- No, sir! No way!
- Reel him in slowly.

Let the line play out
and bring him back in.

You need to tire him out.

Just shut up!

Just slowly. Slowly.

Slowly. Now get reeling!

I can't think
with you yapping in my ear!

- Let me help.
- No! Stand back!

Both of you!

Winter! No!

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

What the hell?! Oh!

You owe me 20 K.

Twenty K!

Do not put that online.

Thirty thousand fans demand it.

Have you heard from Harper
since all this?

Not sure I want to.

Simone, we know
that the Psycho Run

was rerouted at the last minute,
but we don't know why.

Could you shed any light
on that?

I'm sorry.
Do we have to do this now?

It's okay.

All Dad said was that
it was something he had to do.

"Had to"?
Those were his exact words?

Did Ned and Lex meet at all?

Did Ned and Lex meet at all?

If they did, I never saw them.

How was your dad's relationship
with Blaise McQuinn?

Not great.

She wanted to travel the world
with him.

He said no.

She got nasty.

It's a weird rule, not being
able to help your fellow angler.

That's competitive fishing
for you...

The emphasis on competitive.

Pros have to win at all costs.

Pros have to win at all costs.

You're all professionals, then,
being paid to travel the world?

Me?
Chance would be a fine thing.

Although if I hooked a legend
like Ahab,

I could probably turn pro.

That's the dream scenario.

Strange that Lex Bedford
would turn his back on that.

Yeah.
I never could figure that out.

I thought fishing
was a compulsion,

that once you start
you can't quit.

If you want compulsion,

you should take a look
at Lex's old mentor.

And who would that be?

Damian Lint.

Damian Lint.

The teacher taught the pupil,
then the pupil turned around

and showed the teacher
what fishing was all about.

Were Lex and Damian Lint close?

They're like father and son...
Once upon a time.

But not now?

I think the phrase is...
Damian hated his guts.

I should've got married.

Well, John will be cooking
next time, though.

Well, John will be cooking
next time, though.

Oh, we're doing this again?
Wonderful.

Oh, God.
It's later than I thought.

Oh, we can make up a spare bed.

Well, if you don't mind?

No. Of course not.

I need to hear more
about retired life anyway.

Uh, excuse me. Since when?

Well, think about it.
You'd see a lot more of me.

- Mm...
- Mummy.

Oh, sweetheart. What is it?

I can't find my teddy.

Oh, then you're in luck, because
you've got two policemen here

who are both experts
in finding lost teddies.

Who are both experts
in finding lost teddies.

Now, tell me, madam...
Uh, where did you last see him?

- In my bed.
- Ah. Right.

Then I think you should probably
start looking there.

I think we need to get you
a couple of extra teddies

so that we can all get
some sleep.

And then you can be Goldilocks.

No, thank you.

Come on, darling.

Y-You're not serious, are you,
about retiring?

Y-You're not serious, are you,
about retiring?

Are you serious
about becoming a cop again?

Fleur's time of death for Ned

puts Freddie Lamb
very much in the picture.

He even told us himself that
he was in the woods that night.

Shed's just around the corner.

If he's not in his shop,
then he's got to be there.

It's definitely
Freddie Lamb's shed?

Uh...

Probably keeps bait in there.

That's not bait.

Anything for us yet, Fleur?

These look like
the m*rder weapons,

but I'll know for sure later.

Exact time of death
will be hard to tell

because the body is frozen

and the lividity
will have slowed down.

And the lividity
will have slowed down.

They're mounting up, Barnaby.

I'm well aware of that.

Sir.

One remote control camera
with infrared capability.

It can probably go out
as far as 100 meters.

Cornelius was cheating?

If he was, it looks like
someone found out.

If he was, it looks like
someone found out.

Go through the footage.

Cornelius may have inadvertently
captured a clip of his k*ller.

Bit of a long sh*t, isn't it?

No stone unturned, Artie.

Look into Blaise McQuinn.

She had a checkered past
with Ned.

Let's see if she had some
connection to Cornelius as well.

Sir.

And we need to talk
to Freddie Lamb again.

This used to be a man's world.

This used to be a man's world.

But women are here to fish,
my friends.

And we're not going away
any time soon.

Any luck with that?

Freddie sold about 20 catapults,

though there's one
he can't account for.

Thinks it was stolen.

Convenient.
Any more on Blaise McQuinn?


I did some digging.

She had a pretty fierce rivalry
with Lex

back when he was fishing.

Can you link her to Cornelius?

Not so far.

There has to be someone we can
connect to all three victims.

There has to be someone we can
connect to all three victims.

Griffin needs the prize money,

so he had the motive for Ned
after he rerouted the mud run.

And even Cornelius for cheating.

And there was tension
between him and Lex,

though he denies it.

- Who else?
- Sir.

Damian Lint is obsessed
with catching Ahab,

which means he wouldn't have had
a lot of love for Ned.

And we know he hated Lex.

Which he failed
to tell us about.

Cornelius' phone.

It was found in the woods
along with Griffin Twigg's hat.

There are traces
of Cornelius' blood on it.

Should we go
and talk to Griffin?

Should we go
and talk to Griffin?

Possibly not.

Only I saw Griffin leave his hat
at the lake,

and then Cornelius picked it up.

Let's look at people
outside the world of fishing.

Well, Kaplan's the obvious one.

What if he wanted revenge on Lex
for sacking him?

And we both saw Ned
humiliate him.

Simone has no alibi

and was seriously at odds
with her father.

But why k*ll the other two?

And don't forget Freddie Lamb.

Two bodies were found
at places he owns.

D.S. Winter.

Okay.

That was Jade-Marie.
We need to get to the lake.

It's hard to make out, but there
is definitely a jeep down there.

A jeep?

And human remains
if I'm not mistaken.

And human remains
if I'm not mistaken.

All right. All right. Stop.

Hold her there.

Ms. Silvermane,
I wouldn't touch that...

I-Izzy.

No. No.

I... It can't be.

I... It can't be.

Ms. Silvermane, may I...

No.

I think I know
who's in the jeep.

Don't say it.
Please don't say it.

It's Lola.

There has to be a mistake.
There's got to be.

She writes to me all the time.

I'm very sorry, Ms. Silvermane,

but the pathologist
has established

that an old leg injury
on the body

matches Lola's medical records.

She fell off her bike
when she was 9.

Someone clearly knew how to copy
your daughter's handwriting.

Someone clearly knew how to copy
your daughter's handwriting.

Izzy.

Hey. It's all right.

Izzy. Hey. Hey. I'm here.

What sort of a person
would send these to me?

Whoever it is, they clearly knew

where your daughter was
all along.

Sir, we've established
a probable time of death

for Cornelius.

He made a call
at 10:48 last night,

so it was sometime after that.

And the call was made

to an automated
weather-forecasting service.

Two things.

Apparently,
Lola didn't own a car,

so whose jeep was she driving?

And also, I need a list of dates

and places these postcards
were sent from.

I need to ask you
a few questions.

I need to ask you
a few questions.

I've got a lot on. I'm sorry.

How were things
between you and Cornelius?

He... He was a decent bloke.

Uh, I used to take the mick
a bit,

but that's only
'cause I liked him.

Did he know Lex Bedford
and Ned Skye?

How would I know?

It's just that I'm trying to
establish a connection

between the three victims.

T-They're linked?

Also, your hat was found
with Cornelius' blood on it.

I-I chucked that hat away.

It was... It was meant to be
lucky, but, um...

It was... It was meant to be
lucky, but, um...

A-Are you sure those deaths
are connected?

What are we gonna do?

You can see what's happening,
right?

And what exactly is that,
Griffin?

I think someone tried
to k*ll me.

And if they did, then...

And if they did, then...

Say it.

They may come for you as well.

We need each other.

- Don't.
- Blaise.

You go your way,
and I'll go mine.

We still need alibis
for all three murders, Freddie.

I honestly can't think straight
right now.

I honestly can't think straight
right now.

Tell me about Lola.

We were crazy about each other.

Anyone will tell you that.

Ask Izzy or Simone.

We found a suitcase
in the vehicle

which might suggest that Lola
was leaving Solomon Gorge.

That seems odd if you two
were so much in love.

Hand on my heart,
I can't explain that.

There has to be something,
Freddie.

It's important,
no matter how small.

She had a row with her mum,
but that was just standard

mother-and-headstrong-daughter
stuff.

A row?

Izzy still blames herself
for Lola running away.

Fleur.

Barmy thought,

but I'd say this was the vehicle
that collided with Lola.

But I'd say this was the vehicle
that collided with Lola.

Do you have anything less barmy?

Lola endured massive trauma.

I've seen it a hundred times
in hit-and-run cases.

Instinct and years of being

the most intelligent person
in the room

tells me we'll find samples
of her skin and clothing

on the front grille...

Assuming there's any left
after all that time underwater.

She was run over and then put
in the jeep afterwards?

I believe so.

I want to know who the owner was

and, more importantly,
who was driving it.

I think this is Ned's jeep.

I think this is Ned's jeep.

I remember he reported it
stolen.

Can you recall when?

Same night Lola supposedly left
Solomon Gorge.

Izzy's at the lake.
I'm holding the fort for now.

We'll need to go back as far
as the night Lola disappeared.

I can do you a search.

Thank you.
Have you decided to close today?

Thank you.
Have you decided to close today?

Yeah.
It didn't feel right to open.

Oh. Here we are.

Lex Bedford stayed here
10 years ago.

So did Damian Lint
and Blaise McQuinn.

No surprise there.

Was a big fishing competition
on.

The Fisherman's Arms.

I'll get onto the postcards.

Give me a shout
if you discover anything.

I'll update Barnaby.

- Jamie?
- Yeah?

- We work well together.
- Yeah.

Yeah. We do.

Yeah. We do.

Mr. Kaplan.

We've been looking for you.

I've bought a plane ticket.
This explains everything.

Flying off? That's convenient.

It's not for me.
It's for Simone.

It's not for me.
It's for Simone.

It's a nice story, but Cornelius
was k*lled at night.

It doesn't matter what you were
doing this morning.

What are you doing?

He has no alibi
for Cornelius' m*rder.

But he has. Me.

He was here last night...

Finishing with me,
of all things.

I love you,
and I want to set you free.

Get away.
Don't be held back anymore.

Thank you so much for canceling
the fishing.

I couldn't be happier.

This is a police investigation,
Mr. Lint.

Well, you'd better find Blaise.
Someone will nick that lot.

Mind you,
she wouldn't even notice.

Hasn't done a single second
of fishing.

We know you were
in Solomon Gorge

for the last big competition.

For the last big competition.

I'm around
for every competition.

This particular one
was 10 years ago.

A young woman was k*lled.

What woman?
I don't remember that.

Who won that competition?

Lex did.

Probably had a small
victory party, as was his won't.

You celebrated in the village?

Not me.

Wasn't invited.

I think he went
to the next village alone.

A better pub with better beer.

You failed to mention that you
and Lex were once close.

You failed to mention that you
and Lex were once close.

I taught that ingrate
everything,

and not once
did he ever credit me.

Not in one victory speech,
not in one interview.

Nothing.

That clearly stung.

So you went to see Lex
at the inn,

only Harper was already there.

I didn't actually talk to Lex.

Believe me. I couldn't face it.

How well did you know Ned Skye
and Cornelius Tetbury?

How well did you know Ned Skye
and Cornelius Tetbury?

You think I talk to Noddies?

Noddies?

Amateurs.

I haven't fallen that far.

But you must have worked out
that Ned's Psycho Mud Run

was ruining
the fishing competition.

And perhaps you also knew
that Cornelius was cheating.

He was?

Then he got what he deserved.

There are worse places
a girl can be

than by the water
in Madeira in the summer.

But there aren't many better,

But there aren't many better,

especially when she's
in the form of her life.

It's a bit of a slow day today

at the St. Lawrence River,
New York.

It's almost like the fish know
we're here.

But I've got a few tricks
up my sleeve, so watch this.

Fleur has more on the jeep.

The transmission was damaged
in the hit-and-run,

meaning it must have been pushed
into the lake.

Meaning it must have been pushed
into the lake.

Well, jeeps aren't
exactly light.

Are we looking at
a man mountain?

Or somebody very fit and strong,
like Harper Kaplan.

Harper has an alibi for Ned

and there's no history
between him and Cornelius.

Then maybe it was more
than one person.

Damian Lint said that Lex always
threw a small victory party,

which means others were with him
that night.

Sorry to interrupt, sir.

These are the postcards,

and these are the stills
from Blaise's vlog.

If you look at the stamp dates
on the postcards

and you compare them to the
dates the vlogs were published,

and you compare them to the
dates the vlogs were published,

you'll see that they correlate
perfectly.

I think she sent the postcards,
sir.

Good work, Jade-Marie.

You can come and work here
again.

I want to know
how Lex's celebration went

and who else was there.

- Yeah. On it, sir.
- Hey. Hold on.

Teamwork makes the dream work,
remember.

And I think we need to speak
to Blaise again.

Blaise McQuinn?

She's not in her room.
I'm just heading out.

I don't know where she is,
I'm afraid.

How angry was she with
your father after he left her?

Volcanic.

Can you recall
when they split up?

I know it was a weird time.
Dad was not himself.

Plus he'd just had his...

Simone?

They ended it a day
after Dad's jeep got stolen.

Do you recognize this person?

No.

- This one?
- No.

I told you...
I haven't seen them before.

- Okay.
- Buy us a pint?

- Let's try this one.
- No.

No. I'm sorry.

- There's a couple of quid.
- Still a miser.

I don't have to give you
anything.

No luck.

Landlord wasn't working here
10 years ago.

- And we were doing so well.
- I see people.

Yeah. With all due respect, sir.

Yeah. With all due respect, sir.

I know everyone,
and everyone knows me.

We're busy here right now, sir.

They had a ruddy great trophy
with them.

Who did?

You should've given me
more than two quid.

- This is a m*rder investigation.
- And I'm parched.

Those two turned up in a jeep.

- Anyone else with them?
- A bloke and a woman.

Is that them?

Spot on.

Spot on.

That's very helpful. Thank you.

For the girl, that is.
Not the bloke.

I've never seen him before.

But there was definitely
another man?

Have you got any more photos?

Is that him?

No.

Are you sure or are you
just after another tenner?

He was there, though.

He drove them here,
and he drove them back.

And they all left together?

Come on, skinflint.

You want more,
you need to cough up.

Griffin?

Izzy, what are you doing
out here?

Wandering.

Trying to make sense of things.

You look worse than me.

I don't know where to turn next.

I don't know where to turn next.

Hey.

What is it?

Tell me.

I might be able to help.

You've always... been so kind
to me.

And I don't deserve it.

I really... and truly don't.

Only, God forgive me...

but I was the one driving
that jeep.

But I was the one driving
that jeep.

We've now got Blaise, Ned,
Griffin, and Lex in the jeep.

They take a shortcut
through the woods.

- And hit Lola.
- Which writes the jeep off.

- So they decide to shove it...
- And poor Lola.

Into the lake rather
than explain what happened.

Blaise then starts
sending postcards

to stop Izzy wondering
where her daughter is.

And now two of the people
involved in Lola's death

have been m*rder*d.

You're positive
Cornelius wasn't in the jeep?

The witness had perfect recall.

The k*ller mistook
Cornelius for Griffin.

The k*ller mistook
Cornelius for Griffin.

The hat. It was dark.
He was hit from behind.

So if his m*rder was a mistake,
that means...

Someone in the jeep
could be bumping the others off.

In order to protect the secret
and themselves.

Or someone knows what happened

and they're taking revenge
on Lola's K*llers.

We need to find Blaise
and Griffin.

One or both of them could be
in danger.

No one will know you're here.

I still can't believe
you're helping me.

It was an accident.

What would be the point
in ruining more lives?

It wasn't my fault.

It was Lex's.

It was Lex's.

He kept fooling around.

He was waving the trophy
in my face.

And then...

I took my eyes off
the road for one second...

and then when I looked up,
she was there...

Lola...
in the middle of the lane.

I had to stand by and watch
those postcards arriving.

The amount of times
I wanted to say something.

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

It's been a t*rture
for everyone.

You just sit tight while
I work out what to do next.

Izzy?

Izzy?

Come on, Izzy!

Izzy!

Izzy!

Sir.

Thank you.

New recruits?

A gift from a friend.

Quick update on Cornelius.

You need to revise your thinking
on the time of death.

Based on the body's lividity

compared with the temperature
of the freezer it was found in,

he was k*lled earlier
than we originally thought...

Probably around 9:00 p.m.

Oh, but he made a phone call
at 10:48 that night.

Oh, but he made a phone call
at 10:48 that night.

Only through a medium.

Thanks. Keep me updated.

There's still no sign
of either Blaise or Griffin.

I've put out an APB.

Lola went into the woods
with her suitcase

but never said goodbye
to Freddie because...

She was k*lled
before she had the chance.

But why take a path
through the woods?

Freddie's shed is out there.

Would you take a suitcase
to someone's shed?

He keeps bait there.

What if she was never
actually leaving the village?

Where else would she be going?

We know that she had an argument
with her mother.

What if, in typical
teenage fashion,

she decided to move out,

to go and live somewhere else
and with someone else?

Have we got a map
of Solomon Gorge?

Yeah.

What are we looking for?

Sir?

Sir?

Goldilocks.

The three bears lived
contentedly

in their cottage in the woods.

And then Goldilocks turned up.

There's the path that leads
to the cottage.

What's that?

You don't want to do that,
Artie.

You don't want to do that,
Artie.

When did you find out
Lola was your daughter?

Knew you'd work it out
in the end, John.

Didn't want it to be
this quickly, though.

What gave it away?

Little things.

When you were comforting Simone,

you said that her father's care
for her put you to shame.

But you don't have a family,

and you told Sarah
you were a lifelong bachelor.

And you told Sarah
you were a lifelong bachelor.

Definitely wouldn't get my job
back making mistakes like that.

The call from Cornelius' phone

when you were with me
and Sarah, though...

That was clever.
That threw me off.

But then Fleur had worked out
that the real time of death

was a few hours earlier.

You are good.

I hope for Causton's sake
you stay on.

But I'm not going to prison,
John.

Thank you for the teddy bears,
Artie.

Couldn't help myself.

Betty's a great kid.

And you were great with her.

That give it away too?

A little.

Oh, my God.

Oh! Do something!

Yeah. Like you deserve saving.

I didn't do anything!
I was in the back of the jeep!

I-It was the others
that made me...

What, send postcards?!

That was you, right?

Probably your idea.

Lola's necklace was a gift
from you, wasn't it?

Lola's necklace was a gift
from you, wasn't it?

It was for her 18th.

Izzy had only just told me
that I was Lola's dad, and...

I panicked.

Went to Ned for advice,

and he said that a good dad
was what every girl deserved.

I went straight out
and bought that necklace.

Left it on her doorstep.

But she wanted to know
who it was from.

Get me off this boat!

Get me off this boat!

Shut up!

Izzy eventually told her.

We met up a few times.

I mean, I-I'd known her
all her life as a...

As a kid in the village
but now... as my daughter.

It was... strange.

Exciting.

Exciting.

Wasn't easy for Izzy, though.

They had a-a big row,
and then...

Lola just turned up
on my doorstep.

Said she was coming
to live with me.

But I didn't know
how to be a dad, John!

It was too soon.

And I, um...

I sent her back to her mum.

I sent her back to her mum.

And that's why she was walking
through the woods

with her suitcase that night.

She was on her way back
from your cottage.

I never told you where I live.

Your return address was
on the parcel with the bears.

No good deed goes unpunished,
eh?

And then after she disappeared,
you spent the next 10 years

blaming yourself
for her leaving Solomon Gorge.

I tried so hard...
to bring her home...

I tried so hard...
to bring her home...

to say sorry.

I gave up everything
just to try and find...

But she wasn't there to find,
was she?

And then the postcards
started arriving.

Nothing for you, though.

And you thought
you had lost Lola for good.

I got over it.

At least I thought I had.
And then Lex Bedford showed up.

At least I thought I had.
And then Lex Bedford showed up.

Came to me to confess.

Thought I was still a cop.

Not knowing he was
really talking to Lola's father.

He gave me the names
of the others,

and something just... snapped.

I'm sorry about Cornelius.
Stupid hat threw me.

But I...

And for what it's worth, John...
I didn't enjoy lying to you.

And for what it's worth, John...
I didn't enjoy lying to you.

I don't care about that, Artie.
You've k*lled three people.

Who took my daughter from me.

This is justice.

I never got to be her dad.

That was my little girl, John.

I was that close... to being
like every other dad, hmm?

Like you, in fact.

No, but...

No. I-I was one
of the unlucky ones, huh?

No. I-I was one
of the unlucky ones, huh?

The ones that never quite get
to be there for their daughters.

Please do something!

What about Griffin Twigg?
Is he still out there?

Couldn't find him.

And I could feel you
getting close.

Aah! No!

- No, no, no, no, no, no!
- So...

- No!
- Blaise can drown...

alongside me.

And I'll just have to hope
that Lola understands.

And I'll just have to hope
that Lola understands.

- No, Artie.
- Sir?

Take good care of Betty.

No! No!

Winter!

- Nice work.
- You too.

We should have a chat sometime.

Yeah. We should.

There's one more...
Griffin Twigg.

Assuming he hasn't already fled.

He hasn't.

I've got him locked up.

I've got him locked up.

My office. He's fine.

Probably best not to ask.

So... are you retiring?

Me?

What ever gave you that idea?

Well, you did, sort of.

All those pictures
of quaint cottages.

Retire? I'm in my prime, Winter.

Retire? I'm in my prime, Winter.

She can't be serious.

I asked Jade-Marie out,
and, uh, and she's just said

that she just likes me
as a friend.

I could have sworn I was...

I was getting a vibe off her,
you know?

How could you misread that?

Honestly.
You call yourself a detective?

Don't text her now.

You'll just embarrass yourself.

- Give that to me.
- Don't... Oh...

Steady. There's a monster
lurking out there.

Steady. There's a monster
lurking out there.

Probably just a tiddler.
It's a fisherman's tale.

You know, I think I'm due
an upgrade.
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