03x11 - One in a Minyan

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Previously, on
"Andi Mack"...

You have panic att*cks?

- Since when?
- The first time

at your Bar Mitzvah.

I was the most scared
I've ever been in my life.

We're friends.

Virtual couple?

Sounds more like
virtual nothing.

Can we please meet up?

Sure.

We can do that.

- Mom.
- I have come to take you

cake tasting,
for the wedding.

I don't want to get sucked
into a decision-making vortex

for a super-fancy party
that only you want.

I was only asking you
to be polite.

Andi!

- That one.
- That one.

This might be where
our relationship ends.

Now, I know neither one of us
are big on compromise.

Just for the record,
I was right about the cake.

And I was right
about the dress.

And one of us
doesn't appreciate gloating.

Too bad, because one of us
is really good at it.

Also good at knowing when to stop.
Please continue.

Remember that Bex wants
to keep it simple.

So for the color story,
I was thinking

ecru, eggshell, linen.

What do you think?

Crazy idea

but what if
for the color story,

we included a color?

These are colors.

Sure. But so is...

green.

Celadon.

Do you like it?

I do, actually.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Ecru out! Celadon in!

Wow, that was easy.

- What's next?
- Flowers.

Oh, I already know
what I want.

Me too.

Well, I feel very strongly
about this one.

- We've got to go with hydrangeas.
- It has to be hydrangeas.

I thought this would be
much harder.

I thought this
would be impossible.

All right. Moving on
to centerpieces then.

Oh! I got this.

I'm making them.

- You're making them?
- Yeah.

Remember the lamp I made
out of Bex's old CDs?

Uh-huh.

Well, I'm making one
for every table,

and then we'll get those
little battery packs

so they're all lit up.

Unlike the expression
on your face right now.

Oh, you weren't
supposed to see that.

Obviously, you hate it.

I don't hate it.

I just don't want a bunch
of 90s grunge CDs glued together

to be the centerpieces
of my daughter's wedding!

I was thinking orchids.

All those in favor of orchids,
raise your hand.

Me!

♪ I'm standin'
on the edge ♪

♪ And everything I know-oh-oh
is blown away ♪

♪ Life is upside down ♪

♪ But any way it goes
oh, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ I'll work it out ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

- ♪ One, two, three ♪
- ♪ I'm ready for tomorrow ♪

♪ Tomorrow starts today ♪

♪ There ain't a map
to follow ♪

♪ But I'm with you
all the way ♪

♪ I'm ready for tomorrow ♪

- ♪ Tomorrow starts today ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪

- ♪ There ain't a map to follow ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪ *ANDI MACK*

♪ But I'm with you all the way ♪
Season 03 Episode 11

♪ Hey ♪

♪ All the way ♪

Episode Title :
"One In A Minyan"

Synchronized by srjanapala

The mirrors are covered.

Hey, why can't we
look at ourselves?

It's only for
a couple hours.

You can make it, buddy.

Hey, guys,
thanks for coming.

I'm so sorry about
your Bubbe Rose.

She was so sweet.

Remember how she tried
to teach us Yiddish?

Oy gevalt,
who could forget?

You vant a nosh?
Have a shmear.

I wish I could
have met her.

Hey, where is she?
I want to pay my respects.

Um, well, we just buried her,
so she's probably not coming.

She's not
laid out somewhere?

This is a shiva.

The only thing
that gets laid out

are the deli platters.

Shiva is about friends
and family being together

to comfort one another
and share stories.

That sounds like
a really nice thing to do

when you've just
lost someone.

It is.

Except it lasts seven days.

We take a long time
to say goodbye.

Hi, I'm Bowie.

I know.
We met at the Bar Mitzvah.

Where's Bex?

Oh, she's at work.

She'll come by later.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Thank you.
We all loved her very much.

I read that people
bring food to a shiva,

so... I made a koo-gel.

Uh, kuggle?

Kah-jel?

This. I, I made you this.

It's pronounced kugel.

And you shouldn't have.

You really shouldn't have.

- Where should I put it?
- Oh, I'll take it.

Can I ask you a favor?

Sure.

Would you mind entertaining
Rose's Mahjong buddies?

Right now,
they're placing odds

on who in the room
is gonna die next.

Uh, sounds fun.

If you prefer, there's
another a group over there

playing
"You Should Get That Looked At."

I'll leave it up to you.

Hey, ladies!

This is sitting shiva?

Apparently.

Literally...
just sitting?

Sorry.

Excuse me.

Me too!

Wow, somebody really wants
to get in touch with you.

Yeah.

Who?

One second.

- Sorry, what?
- Who was that?

Who is that?

Nobody!

Is it Walker?

No.

It's okay if it is.

I just said that it isn't.

I'll be right back.

That is when she was crowned
Miss Rockaway Beach.

- Nice.
- Third runner up.

- Third place is good.
- It's actually fourth place.

It goes winner,
first runner-up,

second runner-up,
third runner-up.

Cyrus, I'm putting
together a minyan

for the Mourner's Kaddish.
Are you in?

My first minyan!

You need ten people
who've been Bar Mitzvahed.

Rabbi Hurwitz,
this is my friend Jonah.

Jonah? Like the prophet.
Please, join us.

You can pray,
but you don't count.

And you don't get out
of wearing one of these.

- Amen. - Amen. - Amen. - Amen.
- Amen.

I'm Aunt Ruthie.

Oh, Hi, I'm Andi,
Cyrus' friend.

Girlfriend?

Oh, no, just friend.

Oy, vey iz mir.

Why can't that boy get
a girlfriend already?

Oh, have you met Aunt Ruthie?

- No.
- This is my dad, Bowie.

- Hey.
- What is that?

I made a kugel.

Who said you could
make a kugel?

Ah, it's an easy recipe.
Anyone can make it.

I don't see raisins. Ruthie,
you changed your recipe.

I made it.

Who said you
can make a kugel?

You didn't use raisins?

This is so good.

The recipe said
raisins were optional.

It's not a kugel
without raisins.

Aunt Ruthie? Slow down!
What's wrong?

Bowie made a kugel.
It's a shanda.

I know, it's,
it's delicious.

No, a shanda
is a disgrace.

Wow, your family
really likes raisins.

I wish Bubbe Rose
had been here.

She loved a good kugel fight.

To Bubbe Rose.

May her memory be a blessing.

I've heard that said
so many times.

I... can't believe
I'm saying it about her.

I love you, Bubbe Rose.

Cyrus, don't worry.

She knows.

I know she knows.

But she didn't know everything.

I wish she had.

I wish I'd told her
when I had the chance.

I was too afraid.

It is your choice
who you tell and when,

but you shouldn't be
afraid to do it.

You underestimate how much
people care about you, Cyrus.

You two made it easy,

but how do I tell Jonah?

You just tell him.

Any time you want.

You're right.

Do either of you
know where he is?

Wait. You're going to
tell him right now?

At your grandmother's shiva?

That's what Bubbe Rose
would have wanted.

Are you going
to get that?

Mmm... nah.

Are you going to
tell me who it is?

Mmm... nah.

Where is he?

I mean, he wouldn't leave
without saying good-bye.

Would he?

Jonah?

Jonah!

Hey, you're okay.

You know what this is.
It's a panic att*ck.

It will end.

- No.
- Yes, it will.

I'm here, I'm here.

- You'll get through this.
- No.

Yeah, up here, up, up.

There you go,
there you go.

That's better.

Cyrus, I...

Shhh! Don't talk.
Don't talk.

Thank.

I know it feels like
you're gonna die,

but you won't.

But if you did,
we're all set up for shiva.

You're gonna love
this hand cream.

See? It's the one I use.

- Thanks, come again.
- Thank you.

You hate hand cream.

Yeah, but
"it's the one I use"

moves more product than,
"hey, you wanna feel like

you're wearing
grease gloves all day?"

Didn't you and Andi have

a wedding committee meeting
this morning?

- Yes, we did.
- How'd it go?

Very well.
We picked a color scheme,

we agreed on flowers...

But simple, right?
You're keeping it simple.

Oh, very simple.

In fact,
for the centerpieces

I was thinking...
just orchids.

Oh, I like orchids.

You don't have
to arrange them.

You just have
to set them down.

Sounds just like the wedding
I refused to plan.

Really?

You're not just saying that?

I'm saying thank you.

Aww!

Andi was so cute
at our meeting this morning.

She wanted
to make centerpieces

out of your
glued-together CDs.

Oh, you mean those lamps?
I love those!

Me too, but can you imagine
those as centerpieces?

Yes! Would she do that?

Instead of orchids?

Absolutely!
Lamps versus orchids,

final score
zillion to one.

Oh, hey,
can I help you?

Oh, you should talk
to our hand cream expert.

Hi!

Oh, this is the one I use.

Hey.

Thanks.

That was a really bad one.

But it's over now.

I don't think they're ever
going to be over.

I mean, I haven't had
a panic att*ck in a while,

I even stopped
worrying about them,

and this one, it...

just came out of nowhere.

That can happen.

I just wish for once,

someone would say
something positive,

even just,
"They'll get easier."

But they won't, will they?

They come and go.

That's what
you have to remember.

They go.

When you're having one,
you just have

to keep telling yourself,
"This will end."

I wish you could always
be there for them.

Wouldn't that be fun for you?

Sorry! That... that was
a horrible thing to say.

No!

No. It's one
of the nicest things

anyone's ever said to me.

I never knew how much
I'd need a friend like you.

Why'd you even
come looking for me?

Uh... I...

There was a reason.
I can't remember it now.

I'm suddenly starving.

Is there food?

Is there food?

I feel absolutely terrible.

Believe me, we feel worse.

Has anyone ever been kicked out
of a shiva for bringing a kugel?

In the long history
of the Jewish people,

I think this is a first.

I wish there was
something I can do.

I want to make this right.

I don't think you can.

Can I at least try?

Oy, here he comes.

Can I have
everyone's attention?

I have a confession to make.

I did not make this kugel.

This is a store-bought kugel.

I knew it!

I thought this was
a victim-less crime

and I didn't realize
people would be hurt.

Aunt Ruthie,
I just hope that someday,

you can find it in your
heart to forgive me.

I don't think so.

- Hey.
- Stand back. I'm making a dramatic exit.

Well, I got to know
what's going on.

Help yourselves.

If there's anything
that you don't recognize,

don't hesitate to ask.

I'm Cyrus Goodman,

I'll be
your buffet tour guide.

So?

How did it go?
Did you tell him?

No, it wasn't the right time.

That's okay.
It'll happen.

You'll know
when it's the right time.

Cyrus, help.

I'm not recognizing
anything here.

Okay, well, that of course
is Aunt Ruthie's kugel.

Uh, that's your classic
bagel and lox.

That's gefilte fish.
Skip that.

And I'm gay.

Yeah?

Okay, cool.

Okay.

Cool.

Ugh, this is awful!

Dude, I told you to skip
the gefilte fish!

I didn't expect this
to be the hard part.

It's true. Bubbe Rose

would sneak cantaloupes
into the movies.

How would she do that?

You really want me
to tell you?

You really miss her,
don't you?

She thought
I was the greatest person

in the world.

She believed in me, even when
I didn't believe in me.

I wish Cece believed in me.

What are you talking about?

She's your biggest fan.

Yeah, well, not today.

She doesn't want me
to make the centerpieces

for Bex's wedding.

Okay, so
she's not perfect.

But you know
what she is?

Still here.

I'll be right back.

Are shivas usually
this eventful?

Well, the Goodman family
does love drama.

You know the story behind
every major Jewish holiday?

"They tried to k*ll us,
we survived, let's eat!"

About this morning.

I've been thinking...

I have too.

- I like orchids.
- Let's do the lamps.

Wait, I thought
you hated the lamps.

You actually like orchids?

Well, they seem a little
over-confident for a flower.

It's too bad we can't
ask Bex to choose.

Isn't it? She absolutely
refuses to make any decisions.

So, what made you
change your mind?

I was just feeling like
it would be wrong

not to take advantage
of your creativity.

You asked Bex.

I did.

Which means
I was right again!

But I know you feel bad,

so I'm not gonna make it
worse by gloating.

No, go ahead.
I would.

If you insist.
Three for three!

Go, Andi. Go, Andi...

There's people
mourning in there.

Yeah.

But I'm lucky.

I still have my Bubbe.

Wait, what did you
just call me?

Always surrounded by girls.

- She's cute, yeah.
- She wants to be a model.

Think you'll ever tell him
how you felt?

No. Never.

On the other hand,
I never thought we'd be friends.

I never thought
he'd know who I was.

When it comes to Jonah Beck,
so far I've been wrong

about everything.

Is that T.J.?

You came.

Of course I came.

And I brought a challah.

You shouldn't "chave."

Who's texting you?
We're all here.

Don't bother.
She won't tell you.

Why not?

I don't know.

It's top secret.

Okay.

If you must know!

It's Marty.

- What?
- Who's Marty?

- Marty from the party!
- Marty from the party!

Well, that clears
everything up.

So you're back in touch
with Marty, huh?

I called him.

Nu? You called Marty? So?

I missed him.

Oh, she missed him.

As a friend.

Whatever!

Next on Andi Mack...

- Oh.
- Hi, Bowie.

Hi, Bowie.

This is a surprise.

So, what're you doing here?

Oh, are these
wedding invitations?

- Yeah.
- You know, this is my favorite

part of the job? Getting to be part
of this important moment

when someone's life
is gonna change forever.

See? They're a couple.

They're sharing a pretzel.

She is still not convinced.

How could you not be?

Unless she knows
something we don't.