01x06 - Chapter 06: Murn After Reading

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Based on the DC comics is A man who fights for peace at any cost, no matter how many people he has to k*ll.
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01x06 - Chapter 06: Murn After Reading

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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(LEOTA ADEBAYO PANTS)

(GROANS)

- (CLEMSON MURN GRUNTS)
- (YELPS)

♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

- Stop!
- (GROANS, BREATHES HEAVILY)

I'm not gonna hurt you.

(CAR APPROACHING)

(DOOR OPENING, CLOSING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

Harcourt, hand me my g*n!

- She knows?
- She was walking around

with Peacemaker's
X-ray vision helmet on.

He's not gonna like that.
He's touchy about his helmets.

What the f*ck?

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

We need to talk.

I figured it out when a b*mb exploded

in Murn's face and he
barely took any damage.

I already knew he had way
more Butterfly knowledge

than what was possible
from our current investigations.

I confronted him. He came clean.

My people came to Earth
because our planet was dying.

Your people? The Butterflies?

The one in Goff, she's our leader.

- "She"?
- Yes.

- Why "She"?
- Well, she had a vag*na.

Aliens got vaginas?
What was her real name?

Unlike humans, we don't
name our genitalia.

No. The one in Goff.
What was her real name?

- You're interrogating me?
- I guess.

You can't pronounce it
with a human tongue.

I suppose it'd be something
like "Eek Stack Ik Ik".

- Eek Stack Ik Ik?
- MURN: Yes.

This sh*t is getting goofy.

We liked it here. We were
gonna live out our lives.

But then Goff and the
others started planning.

- For what?
- How to dominate your world.

I was the sole dissenter.
They said I was oversensitive.

You're oversensitive?

(SIGHS) That's when
they started leeching.

Using humans in positions
of power as hosts.

- You took over someone?
- MURN: Yes.

Yeah, you k*lled someone,
whoever Murn really was!

I needed to stop them!

So I inhabited the worst
person I could find.

This man, Leota, he's...

he's a m*rder*r.

But still, I know his thoughts. He's...

Even he could have changed.

I know that. I took that from him.

I took his freedom and his face.

And every day, I dread waking up
to his memories.

- Does Economos know?
- He knows.

But he sticks his fingers in his ears

every time it comes up.

He doesn't want Waller knowing
he's keeping something from her.

She doesn't know?

- No. And you can't tell her.
- Why?

I told you a long time ago
you can't trust Waller.

MURN: We can't risk
anything going wrong.

We have to stop them.

Now that we att*cked
the bottling company,

they'll know we're on their trail.

And we need to be sure
they don't move the cow

- before we find it.
- The cow?

- MURN: Yes.
- What cow?

You forgot to tell her about the cow.

♪ Do ya really wanna
do ya really wanna taste it? ♪


There's a...

♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT"
BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪

- ♪ Get it on ♪
- ♪ Get on top ♪


♪ Make a move extreme ♪

- ♪ Make a pose ♪
- ♪ Shortcut to your dreams ♪


♪ I float straight to the stars
on that flying thing ♪


- ♪ Getting high ♪
- ♪ Getting brave ♪


- ♪ Getting snow-blind, game ♪
- ♪ Set, go ♪


♪ Pick a tune, chick harpoon
in a world beyond ♪


♪ Got a b*at, got a heat
on a phony string ♪


- ♪ Tear your world apart ♪
- ♪ Once the magic starts ♪


♪ Do ya really wanna
do ya really wanna taste it? ♪


♪ What's going up must come down ♪

♪ Do ya really wanna
do ya really wanna taste it? ♪


♪ Baby, I'm losing ground ♪

♪ Blind to what you'll soon become ♪

♪ The mirror lies
the whole world's wrong ♪


- ♪ But you ♪
- ♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪


♪ Throw your dog the invisible bone ♪

♪ Do ya really wanna
do ya really wanna taste it? ♪


♪ What's going up must come down ♪

♪ Do ya really wanna
do ya really wanna taste it? ♪


♪ Baby, I'm losing ground ♪

♪ Blind to what you'll soon become ♪

♪ The mirror lies
the whole world's wrong ♪


- ♪ But you ♪
- ♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪


♪ Throw your dog the invisible bone ♪

- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- (SCREECHES)

- PEACEMAKER: Yeah?
- (CHILDREN GIGGLING)

PEACEMAKER: What?
You got something to say?


- (CHILDREN CONTINUE GIGGLING)
- PEACEMAKER: Okay? Good.

All right, kids. And that's how
I defeated Kite Man,

one of the world's
most dangerous villains,

with only my two fists, my Desert Eagle,

and two rocket launchers. Any questions?

Uh... Yeah. Kid with the sad eyes.

You said the Blackheart Ruby
weighed pounds.

PEACEMAKER: Yes.

And Kite Man was riding a kite?

- That's right.
- Wouldn't he have crashed anyway

due to gravity?

(SMACKS LIPS) No.

Yeah, chubster.

Do you have a coterie of supervillains?

No.

(SIGHS) Any more questions?

Yeah, uh, gender-swapped
Alfred E. Neuman.

- Have you ever met the Flash?
- Yeah, I have met the Flash.

Like everybody else who's ever met him,

I thought he was an unbearable d-bag.

STUDENT : What about Wonder Woman?

What about raising your hand?

Urkel.

- Have you met Wonder Woman?
- I've never met her,

but she did spent
an entire party eye-effing me

- from across the room.
- Sick!

JAMIL: Dude.

Dude, I said, "Effing".
Any more questions?

- Yeah, Canadian tuxedo.
- Do you have a pet?

I do have a pet.
That's a great question.

I have a pet named Eagly, he's an eagle.

Yeah, Rubik's Cube World Champion ?

Why is your pet's name so unoriginal?

Why are you my least
favorite kid in this class?

Because I can see right through you,

- and I think you're a loser.
- (CHILDREN LAUGHING)

- STUDENT : Loser!
- (MUTTERS) Anyb...

- STUDENT : Loser!
- Anybody else?

- Yeah, Jamil's kid.
- Do you have an origin story?

♪ (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

What the f*ck? You k*lled him.

(INDISTINCT DISTANT VOICES)

♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

Not in the traditional sense.

Any, uh... Any more questions?

- Skinny arms!
- Did you know a Becky Coolidge?

- Becky Coolidge?
- That's my mom.

She used to bartend
at the Starlight Lounge.

Becky Coolidge! Yeah, that's right!

I haven't seen her in, like,
ten years. (SIGHS)

I think you might be my real dad.

- What?
- (CLAPPING) Okay, guys!

I think Mr. Peacemaker has to go!

(CHUCKLES) What a great
show-and-tell, huh?

Thank you, Adiva,
for bringing your uncle,

Peacemaker. (CHUCKLES)

Hey! (CHUCKLES) All right! Yeah! Yeah!

I appreciate you doing this, man.

No problem.

This little Garcia kid last week
brings her uncle.

Guy's a veterinarian,
he's got like a sick coati.

- Uh... A coyote.
- A coati. It's like

a South American raccoon,
they're adorable.

m*therf*cking kids couldn't get enough.

My kid comes home,
she's crying her eyes out,

because we got no relatives worth sh*t,

definitely none with dying coati.

I said, "Baby, don't you worry".
(CHUCKLES)

- "Daddy knows a superhero!"
- (PEACEMAKER CHUCKLES)

And this superhero,
before he left the hospital,

he promised me he'd
always be there for me,

no matter what I needed.

I never said anything
like that, but okay.

As long as we make those
other kids feel like sh*t, right?

That's all that matters!
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

Sure. Okay.

♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

POLICE OFFICER: There you go.

See you soon, bitch.

Or as they say it in your language,

"ching chong chickety chopsticks".

(CHUCKLES)

I think your Google
translation's off, Auggie.

That means, "My haircut looks like
a donkey took a sh*t on my head".

- ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
- See ya.

Wouldn't want to be ya.

"Wouldn't want to be ya"?
Are you f*cking kidding me?

I pretty much nailed him there.
Not sure you needed to add the...

- I know, I f*cked it up.
- CAPTAIN LOCKE: Detective Song!

What in the Sam Hill's happening here?

Captain, last night,
I took all the evidence

- to a judge...
- You took what to what?

... and I was issued an arrest warrant

for Christopher Smith,
our new key suspect

in the m*rder of Annie Sturphausen.

We couldn't rightly have
two people in jail

for the same crime.

You have got no idea what
you're f*cking with here.

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

There's something wrong with that guy.

Get the troops together.
Let's go get Peacemaker.

Yeah.

Oh, God. No, it's over.

♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(SIGHS)

Where to, boss?

Well, I wanna go home, get a shower.

And maybe have
a broad over to suck my d*ck.

And then I'm gonna do something

I should have done a long time ago.

- What's that?
- k*ll my f*cking son.

- (EXHALES) Damn right.
- (KEYS JINGLING)

♪ ("NEW THING"
BY ENUFF Z'NUFF PLAYING) ♪

- Good boy. Good boy.
- (EAGLY SCREECHING, GROANING)

Okay, good.

(CHUCKLES) Oh, such
a good, handsome boy.

(GOFF SQUEAKS)

- Getting hungry there, Goff?
- (SQUEAKS)

Hey, quit complaining, you goofus.

I could have fed you to Eagly.

(SQUEAKS)

You really go through this stuff, huh?

(GOFF SQUEAKS)

I'll try to swipe some more.

♪ Checking out a new sensation... ♪

(GOFF SQUEAKS)

♪ Finding much invigoration
hand is on the buzzer... ♪


You cool?

How do you know you can trust him?

I don't. It's an educated guess.

Something in your gut?

I don't trust my or anyone else's gut.

I trust logic.

And Murn's helped us
way too much to be lying.

(ADEBAYO SIGHING)

Adebayo knows Murn's a Butterfly.

♪ La, la, la, la no, no, no, no ♪

♪ I don't know
what you're talking about ♪


♪ I can't hear a thing ♪

♪ I don't hear you I don't hear you ♪

So, he literally puts
his fingers in his ears.

- Yeah.
- (LAPTOP BEEPING)

- Whoa.
- You have something?

Yeah, security camera footage
from the bottling plant.

Every three days,

there was a delivery
of one of these giant tanks.

It's gotta be the raw amber fluid

that they're processing, right?

Yeah. But we've gotta figure out

where it's coming from
for it to help us.

Let me check something out.

(CELLPHONE CHIMING)

We're gonna approach with caution,

surround the trailer, and enter easy.

Peacemaker is a trained k*ller.

Do not hesitate to sh**t him
if he shows resistance.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

- Come in, Adrian!
- (DOOR OPENING)

How did you know it was me?

You knock in a very annoying way.

- Oh, sorry.
- (GOFF SQUEAKS)

Dude, you still have that thing?

- PEACEMAKER: Yeah.
- (SQUEAKS)

He tried to k*ll us and
he cut off half my toe.

Yeah. Sometimes I just think
I'm insecure in my masculinity

so I'm making up for it
by having a dangerous pet.

You know, like one of those
knuckle-dicks in Georgia

with a tiger on a leash.

Dude, my advice? Cut it out
with the introspection.

The mind is a den of scorpions
better left running from,

- not towards.
- (GOFF SQUEAKS)

What is Goff doing?

(SQUEAKS)

What the f*ck?

- Let's go! Move out!
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(CELLPHONE VIBRATING)

- What?
- LOCKE: (OVER PHONE) I think we got a problem.

Okay, Goff. One tap is "yes".
Two taps is "no".

Do you understand?

- (GLASS TAP)
- Okay, Goff...

- is that a peace sign?
- (GLASS TAP)

Ooh. Goff, what's your favorite color?

Dude, it's... it's yes-or-no
questions, I just said it.

Right. Okay, yeah. Uh... Goff,
is your favorite color teal?

- Bro, what the f*ck?
- What?

I'm gonna go through all the colors,

and then eventually, we'll find
out which one he likes best.

Yeah, and why would you give
a f*ck what his favorite color is,

- and why are you starting with teal?
- You don't think

it's interesting that a praying
mantis thing has a favorite color

and it might unexpectedly be teal?

That is mildly interesting, but he
just drew a peace sign on the jar.

- Don't we wanna see what's up with that?
- Yes, we do.

Goff, why did you put
a peace sign on the jar?

Yes or no! It's yes or no! It's only
f*cking yes-or-no questions!

- That's a lot of rules.
- Two f*cking rules. Two!

One, yes or no.
Two, don't be a f*cking moron.

How am I supposed to follow
that second rule?

Maybe by shutting the f*ck up!

- Oh! Okay, I see. I see how you are.
- (CELLPHONE VIBRATES)

Your preferred conversation
partners are Eagly and Goff!

Neither of who are capable of speech!

Try introspection on that, m*therf*cker!

- Sorry.
- No, you're right, you know, I...

I do surround myself with things

that don't talk back and maybe I just...

- You shouldn't blame yourself.
- Dude, f*cking... I'm talking!

Listen!

Listen!

I'm getting this weird feeling
that you're angry.

(SCREAMS)

♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Goff, are the Butterflies
here to eat our flesh

like the aliens from Pitch Black?

(GOFF TAPS TWICE)

Goff, are you here to put babies
in us like in Alien?

- (GOFF TAPS TWICE)
- (SIGHS)

Dude, you're upset about that?

Well, how else I'm gonna
experience motherhood?

Hmm, I don't know.

(INHALES) Goff, are you here

so we can help you get
back home, like in E.T.?

- (GOFF TAPS TWICE)
- Are you here so you can play us a shitty song

- like in Close Encounters?
- (GOFF TAPS TWICE)

(DOG BARKS)

- Goddammit, answer, man!
- I'll go over there.

- You'll never make it in time.
- Have you tried Vigilante?

Quick, what are some other movies?

Uh... The Three Amigos.
Un Chien Andalou.


Porky's. Porky's II...

With aliens! Why would I want
a list of random movies?

Well, in case we wanted
to watch a movie later!

♪ I'm a Barbie girl
in the Barbie world ♪


♪ Life in plas... ♪

Who is this?

MURN: (OVER PHONE) Vigilante,
have you seen Peacemaker?


Vigilante? I... I don't know
that person. That's, um...

Is that even a name?
Um... Sounds Italian. I'm... I'm...

I'm American, so, I can't...

- What's so urgent, Murn?
- If you're at home, get the f*ck out!

The police are gonna be there any
second with an arrest warrant.

♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Grab Goff!

(GRUNTING)

(SIGHS) Sorry, buddy.

(SQUEALS, SCREECHES)

This is the Evergreen Police Department!

Open the door and come out
with your hands up now!

(FEEDBACK SCREECHES)

(LOUDER) This is the Evergreen
Police Department!

Open the door and come out
with your hands up now!

- (GOFF SQUEAKS)
- SOPHIE SONG: Listen up.

This is the Evergreen Police Department!

Come out now, peacefully.

We have an arrest warrant
for Christopher Smith!

I repeat, come out now
with your hands up.

I'm taping Goff to me
so I have both hands free.

POLICE OFFICER: Whoo! (GRUNTS)

(SMASHES)

POLICE OFFICER : Clear!

(OFFICERS SPEAKING URGENTLY)

(SIGHS)

God damn it. Toss the place.

All units, suspect is gone.

Spread out and search
the surrounding area.

Knock on all trailers and
speak to the occupants

regarding suspect's possible location.

(CLATTERING, INDISTINCT CHATTER)

POLICE OFFICER: (GASPS) What the hell?

(EXHALES IN DISBELIEF)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

SONG: Okay. Double-check
outside... (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

Psst! Eagly.

Eagly. E... Eagly!

- Eagly.
- (SCREECHES)

(WHISTLES)

SOPHIE: Fitzgibbon, doesn't
Smith have a pet eagle?

That's the rumor.

I think I just saw one
jump off the roof.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

- (WHISPERS) What?
- (MOUTHS) She's a cop.

She's a cock?

(WHISPERS) She's a cop!

We gotta get the f*ck outta here.

Fitz, dispatch half our guys
back into the woods.

I think they're somewhere back here.

You got it. All right, listen up!

All right. Where's your car?

- I Ubered.
- Why'd you Uber?

Day off, I thought we'd get wasted!

Get what?

♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

- (JAR SHATTERS)
- (GROANS)

- (GRUNTS)
- (GOFF SQUEAKING)

VIGILANTE: Oh, sh*t.

Stay where you are. Don't mo...
(MUFFLED GROANS)

♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

(GROANS)

(GAGS, GROANS)

PEACEMAKER: f*ck.

♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

- They're here!
- (SOPHIE GROANING)

♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

- POLICE OFFICER: There they are!
- Sophie!

(BOTH PANTING)

POLICE OFFICER: Through
the trees! Through the trees!

POLICE OFFICER :
Right there, right there!

- Hey! Hey, I'm here. Hey, hey.
- (GROANS)

What the hell happened?
Peggy, get an ambulance! sh*t.

- POLICE OFFICER: Freeze!
- (g*nshots)

(g*nshots)

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

- I told you not to do that!
- Look, at worst, he's paralyzed!

Oh, sh*t!

- Stop or I'll...
- (EAGLY SCREECHES)

- (GROANS)
- (SCREECHES)

♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

Hey! Stop right there! (GROANS)

- Stop right there or I'll sh**t!
- (EAGLY SCREECHES)

(SCREAMING)

Oh, sh*t! Eagly is hardcore, man!

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

- Stop! Stop! (GROANS)
- (GROANS)

♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES, FADES) ♪

(g*nsh*t)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

There's a car for you over that hill.

- Take it and get out of here.
- Who are you?

Do you wanna ask stupid questions

or do you wanna live?

Which one do you wanna do?

♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

- (SHUDDERS) No, please.
- "No, please".

- Don't. Please!
- "Don't. Don't".

(GROANS)

(g*nsh*t)

- (PANTS)
- (EAGLY SCREECHES)

- (SCREECHES)
- (GRUNTS, MUTTERS)

(HORN HONKS)

- Why are you honking?
- PEACEMAKER: Shut up.

(ENGINE STARTS)

(PANTS) Hey, Soph? Soph?

(GASPS)

(SIGHS) Oh, Jesus Christ.
You scared the sh*t out of me.

I think you had a seizure or something.

Fitzgibbon?

Yeah. Yeah, it's me. You all right?

Where are Peacemaker and the buffoon?

Whoa. Okay, you need to sit still

until we get an ambulance here.
Soph! Hey, Soph!

- Soph!
- ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪

(EAGLY SQUEAKS)

(EXHALES HEAVILY)

- What are you doing?
- I'm calling Harcourt...

- No!
- What the f*ck, dude? No!

- No! f*ck, no! f*ck, nobody, nobody...
- (GRUNTS)

- They can track these things!
- No, dude! No! sh*t! f*ck!

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

"You're welcome, Vigilante,
for saving my life".

It was a secure phone!
They can't f*cking track it!

Oh.

My bad, then. Sorry, dude. That
was a pretty big f*ck-up on my part.

f*ck, man! I had a f*ck-ton
of super cute pictures

of Eagly on there, man!
They're irreplaceable!

Oh, f*ck. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry, Eagly.

- (SCREECHES)
- (BREATHES DEEPLY)

Wait. What about the cloud?

I don't know what the cloud is!

The f*cking cloud happened
when I was in prison, okay?

Everybody talks
about this f*cking cloud.

They might as well be talking
about neuropsychology

or f*cking cricket or BLACKPINK songs!

You're a little intense right now.

Like, I don't want to be uncool,
but your face looks really weird

when it goes into all those
various angry positions.

It's like I'm looking at a Dracula.

Oh, f*ck. What the f*ck
are we caught up in, man?

That guy just ex*cuted those dudes!

(CHUCKLES) I know.
How f*cking cool was that?

It wasn't cool at all.

Well, that's a little judgmental.

One of them was f*cking
unconscious, man!

Dude! We're saving the world
from a f*cking alien invasion!

It's everything we've ever wanted!

It's not what I wanted!

The bigger question is,
what's going on with you?

- Me?
- We used to go out, k*ll bad guys.

Boom, boom, boom. No problem.

We accidentally k*ll the wrong person?

"Aw, sh**t. Bummer.
That stinks". Then we move on!

Now, suddenly, you've got
this weird, new-age belief

that all life is sacred!


- (TIRES SCREECH)
- Dude, what are you doing?

- PEACEMAKER: Give me your phone.
- They could be here any minute.

You smashed mine, I'm using yours.

- Mine isn't secure!
- I don't give a f*ck!

(VIGILANTE SIGHS)

(KEYPAD CLICKING)

- How do you know my password?
- I know my own birthday, dude.

- "Taylor Swift sexy butt?"
- What?

Your last search.

Oh, no. That's, um, just
because I wanted to see

some pictures of her sexy butt.

- (SIGHS)
- ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

I was... I was too late.

LARRY FITZGIBBON: Oh, my God.

- What happened?
- Uh...

I got here just as the... (INHALES)

... just as the sh**t
was running away.

LARRY: Peacemaker?

LOCKE Oh, no, no. No,
It was a Caucasian man,

about five-and-a-half-feet tall.

Red hair, striped shirt with a red tie.

Had on a black mask and, uh...

♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

I think it was a...

fedora.

He just ran off saying...

"Robble robble!"

Soph! Hey!

"Robble robble".

Hey, hey, Soph! Hey,
this is gonna sound weird,

but I think Locke was just describing

the f*cking Hamburglar.

Striped shirt, red tie, fedora,
black mask?

That's the Hamburglar.

- McDonald's mascot?
- Yeah.

It wasn't him.

Yeah, I know it wasn't the Hamburglar!

But it's like, either that guy
is so f*cking stupid

and can't think of a better lie,
or he's f*cking with us.

I think Locke's working with them.

Them? Who?

Hey, Soph, you need to lie down.
You had a concussion.

I'm fine, human.

What?

Hey! Hey, where are you going?

I need to call some friends.

Friends? Hey, what friends?

- Soph!
- (KNOCKING ON WINDOW)

Captain! Hey. (PANTS)

Found a shitload of weapons
in there. And this.

I just glanced at it.

There's some real crazy sh*t in there.

All right, Officer Johnson.

♪ (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

I'll put that into evidence.

(HESITATES)

See what else you can find.

Look around the periphery
of the trailer.

- Um...
- Periphery of the trailer.

- Periphery.
- Yeah, yeah.

- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
- (GRUNTS)

Uh-huh, okay, all right. Okay, I got it.

They're gonna be here any minute.

Does anyone know about
Peacemaker having a diary?

- What?
- (MOUTHS) Oh, f*ck.

What?

Nothing.

My man on the inside has it,

so hopefully, that's
the last we hear of it.

EMILIA HARCOURT: Hey! You have a diary?

- No.
- They found one in your trailer.

Bullshit. I got a notepad,
but I barely ever use it.

But f*ck that, we got a bit of an issue.

- We know. You're a wanted man.
- Not that. Goff got out.

- Goff?
- Yeah, we kept Goff.

You kept Goff?

Because Peacemaker
has masculinity issues.

It's like a knuckle-d*ck's tiger.

I didn't trust you guys.

And I kept him because I wanted answers.

And I knew he wasn't gonna get out.

But then he got out and
took over an Oriental woman.

- Asian.
- I'm pretty sure she was Oriental.

You're not supposed to say
Oriental anymore, just Asian.

Why?

Nobody knows why, it's just bad!

They do know why, asshat.
Oriental insinuates "other",

so some people consider it derogatory.

It's kinda like I need a f*cking
snowflake scorecard, but fine!

Oh, the agony the straight,
white dude goes through,

imprisoned in a world where they suffer

the unspeakable horror
of occasionally having

to substitute one word for another.

I said fine!

And you know what? Maybe
I find "asshat" derogatory.

- Can you stop?
- Now, the Asian cop is Goff.

Insofar as how much he likes
teal, though, we're clueless.

God damn it, Peacemaker.

Dude, don't you talk
to me after you sent

Pennywise-the-f*cking-Clown
out to help us.

- Locke?
- That psychopath m*rder*d three cops

and one was unconscious when he did it.

Hey, I, uh, found something.

I think I know where the raw amber fluid

is coming from.

- Soph, what's going on?
- Nothing.

LARRY: I've got paramedics
coming to check you out.

They're on the way.

There's no need and no time for that.

Soph, those aren't even words.

You've had a brain injury.

- It... It...
- I'm fine.

- (COMPUTER WHIZZING)
- (SIGHS)

I...

I do feel that she was fond of you.

- Who?
- Sophie.

- You?
- ♪ (REFLECTIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Sure.

But in the end,
this is better for everyone.

What is?

Just enjoy the moment.

♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

People don't realize
that smiling is different

on every single head.

Every time, you have to relearn it.

♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

(KEYS JINGLE)

♪ (MUSIC BECOMES OMINOUS) ♪

This is the truck that Adebayo found

- visiting every three days.
- MURN: Right.

I was able to access all
the security camera footage

and highway cam footage in the area.

And by stepping backwards,

find out the route of the truck.

It's consistent. Same truck,
same path, every few days.

And I was able to follow it back
all the way to the start.

It's listed as Coverdale Ranch.

A ranch?

I'm guessing this barn is where
the amber fluid is coming from.

That barn is not big enough

to produce enough
to fill those vats every day.

Butterflies burrow. You saw it
below the Goff residence.

And at Glan Tai, where
I kicked that gorilla's ass

and saved all your lives.

You are really stretching out
your minutes.

The source is underground.

We destroy their food source,
we destroy the Butterflies.

- What? How do we know that?
- ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

What the f*ck is going on? There's
something weird going on,

you think me and Vigilante
are too stupid to notice!

Hey, everyone, look!

Which one's me and which one's Eagly?

Okay, you're half-right. But you score
percent on a test at school,

what do you get? A "D".

- An "F".
- An "F".

"F". All right...

School wasn't my bag.
It's for dorks. (SCOFFS)

We have reason to believe
that the Butterflies have a cow.

- A cow?
- A large animal that they milk for amber goo.

and there's only one
on the planet. And without it,

they'll die.

When were you gonna give me
that bit of information?

What is going on?

Oh, and I'm the assh*le here

for actually believing
we're a f*cking team!

Everyone, get done what
you need to get done.

We leave at the break of dawn
for Coverdale Ranch

to k*ll the cow.

♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

♪ ("MONSTER" BY RECKLESS LOVE PLAYING) ♪

♪ Come on, pretty monster gimme ♪

(SPACESHIP ENGINES WHIRRING)

♪ Hunky babe with her plastic boobs ♪

♪ And the poison in her skin ♪

♪ Bleeding stitches
on the fresh-cut wounds ♪


♪ I can feel her needle sting ♪

♪ Confident in her riding boots
and behind the... ♪


- (GROWLS)
- (BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)

♪ Looking like a mortal sin ♪

♪ A lady, unnatural and shady ♪

♪ And I think she's like
a demon aphrodisiac ♪


♪ I wanna she her shaking that ♪

♪ Shake that thing shake that thing ♪

♪ Monster she's my favorite monster ♪

♪ She's my beautiful monster
she's a monster, yeah ♪


♪ Come on in my bed ♪

♪ Come on, pretty monster gimme ♪

♪ Come on, pretty monster gimme ♪

(BUTTERFLIES CHITTERING)

♪ Real eyes cannot realize
real lies in perfect form ♪


♪ Forgery by a surgery
she is more than flesh on bone ♪


♪ Synthesized like a Frankenstein ♪

♪ With a lot of silicone ♪

♪ Superwoman and a dirty freak
yeah, that's what turns me on ♪


♪ A beauty ♪

♪ A different kinda cutie ♪

♪ And I like her
sexy artificial body parts ♪


♪ I wanna lick her beauty scars
she's a thing, she's a thing ♪


♪ Monster ♪

♪ She's my favorite monster... ♪

(BUTTERFLIES SCREECHING)

♪ She's a monster, yeah... ♪

(GRUNTING AND SCREAMING)

♪ Come on, pretty monster gimme ♪

(GRUNTING)

♪ Come on, pretty monster gimme... ♪

(CHOKING)

(BUTTERFLIES SCREECHING)

(SCREAMING AND GRUNTING)

- (THUDDING ON GLASS)
- (BUTTERFLIES SCREECHING)

- (GAGS)
- (BUTTERFLIES SCREECHING)

♪ Monster... ♪

- (BUTTERFLIES SCREECHING)
- (POLICE OFFICERS GROAN)

♪ She's my beautiful monster ♪

♪ She's a monster, yeah
come on in my bed ♪


♪ Come on, pretty monster gimme ♪

♪ Monster... ♪

(BUTTERFLIES SCREECH)

♪ She's my beautiful monster ♪

(GROANS)

♪ She's a monster, yeah
come on in my bed ♪


♪ Come on, pretty monster gimme ♪

♪ Monster ♪

♪ She's my favorite monster ♪

♪ She's my beautiful monster ♪

♪ She's a monster, yeah
come on in my bed ♪


♪ Come on, pretty monster gimme ♪

♪ Monster ♪

♪ She's my favorite monster ♪

♪ She's my beautiful monster ♪

♪ She's a monster, yeah
come on in my bed ♪


♪ Come on, pretty monster gimme ♪

♪ (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

- I'm sorry.
- Don't be sorry, Lee.

You were right. (SIGHS)
I just got too wrapped up

in some dumb sh*t.

And I just wanna be home
and be with you.

Aw, baby.

And I don't know what's right
or wrong anymore.

And my mom, she made me do this thing.

What thing?

I can't say,

but I... I betrayed this
big goof who trusts me,

and I feel so bad.

And it's k*lling me.

And I think it's been stopped,
but I can't believe what I did.

And I know stuff that
my mom doesn't know.

And if I tell her, then I betray them,

and if I don't tell her,
then I betray her.

And I'm just not made for this sh*t.

So just...

leave.

You don't owe those people.

And you don't owe your mother either.

If that's not where you belong,
then it's not where you belong.

But the bills...

We'll figure out some other way.
I'll borrow some from my sister.

(KISSES)

Let's go back to Gotham.

It's okay.

♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

(MACHINE WHIRRS)

Hey, did Adebayo leave?

HARCOURT: I think she went home, yeah.

Is she avoiding me or something?

- Why would she be avoiding you?
- I don't know.

- Here.
- What is it?

It's a P . I put a dove
of peace on it for you.

Ah, it's facing the wrong way.
Tail should be on the right.

It's super nice, though. Thank you.

Sure.

I don't think I really care about

the dove of peace,
I just think I said that

'cause I don't wanna
k*ll people anymore.

♪ (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

No offense, but we could be taking

on dozens of those things tomorrow.

I'm not sure right now is the best time

for you to go all Mahatma on us.

No, I'm fine k*lling aliens.
Especially the bug ones.

Listen, I know when we first met,

I said I thought you were
a total piece of sh*t but...

- I don't think that anymore.
- No?

Eighty-five percent
a piece of sh*t maybe.

But the rest of you is...

(SMACKS LIPS) Night, Chris.

Good night...

um...

Emilia.

Good night, Emilia.

♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

(PIANO CREAKS)

♪ (PLAYS "HOME SWEET HOME" BALLAD) ♪

(GULPS, EXHALES)

♪ (BALLAD CONCLUDES) ♪

VIGILANTE: Dude, I thought
you said you didn't write a diary.

LOCKE: (ON TV) Among many items found

in the search
of Christopher Smith's home...


was a diary, written by the suspect.

Now the diary maintains

that the world is inhabited by aliens

posing as human beings.

And it is the suspect's job
to find and k*ll them.


The diary links Smith

not only to the m*rder
of Annie Sturphausen...


but directly to the murders

of Senator Royland Goff and his family,

and potentially victims...

at the Glan Tai Bottling Plant m*ssacre.

Rest assured that every police station

across the country has
one mandate this morning.


Find and stop the Peacemaker
by whatever means necessary.

What the f*ck?

♪ ("KISS ME DEADLY"
BY LITA FORD PLAYING) ♪

♪ Kiss me twice ♪

♪ Come on, pretty baby kiss me deadly ♪

♪ Kiss me once, kiss me twice ♪

♪ Come on, pretty baby kiss me deadly ♪

♪ Kiss me once, kiss me twice ♪

♪ Come on, pretty baby kiss me deadly ♪

♪ Kiss me once, kiss me twice ♪

♪ Come on, pretty baby kiss me ♪

♪ Come on, pretty baby kiss me deadly ♪

♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪

Sad. Look sad. Put some... f*cking
ass. Come on. (SNIFFLES) Look sad.

(PRETENDS TO SOB)

Does this look sad? Hey!

(LAUGHS)

(EXHALES, CHUCKLES)

Okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. (SHUSHES)

(PRETENDS TO SOB)

(LAUGHS, GROANS) Look at you.
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