02x07 - The Perils of Punky: Part 2

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[theme song]

♪ Maybe the world is blind

♪ Or just a little unkind

♪ Don't know

♪ Seems you can't be sure

♪ Of anything anymore

♪ Although

♪ You may be lonely and then

♪ One day you're smilin' again

♪ Every time I turn around

♪ I see the girl
that turns my world around ♪

♪ Standing there

♪ Every time I turn around

♪ Her spirit's lifting me
right off the ground ♪

♪ What's gonna be?

♪ Guess we'll just wait
and see ♪♪

Punky: Last week
on "Punky Brewster..."

♪ A camping we will go
a camping we will go ♪

♪ Hi ho the Derry-O
a camping we will go ♪♪

[indistinct chatter]

- Hey, neat, a cave!
- Yeah!

Allen, I get a feeling
this is a mistake.

Punky, this is a Indian cave.

Let's get out of here!

[screaming]

The chief told us then

evil spirit used to live
deep inside this cave.

It was trapped
by the brave Princess Moon.

But now the spirit
has escaped again.

A new champion has been set
to defeat the spirit.

Wow. Who is it?

You.

I beg your pardon?

So we went into the cave
to find the evil spirit.

[shrieks]

[all screaming]

And now we continue
with The Perils of Punky.

[dramatic music]

[all gasping]

I must be crazy.

I'm seeing pieces of a person
stuck to the wall.

I must be crazy, too, 'cause
I'm seeing the same thing.

I wonder who those arms
and legs belong to.

I'm gonna go
and take a closer look.

- Be careful, Punky.
- Yeah.

Somebody give me a hand.

[grunts] Thanks.

[all gasping]

Relax, guys. I think
this is a friendly arm.

I can't figure this out.

A man's arms and legs
stuck to the wall.

Where's the rest
of the poor guy?

Hey!

[all screaming]

- A head.
- With a headache.

- Thanks to you.
- Sorry.

Arms can't move by themselves.

Heads can't talk without a body.
You aren't real.

Yes, I am.

Pull yourself together.

Look who's talking.

What's your name?

Boy, that's a tough one.

I've been down in this cave
for so long that I've forgotten.

That's alright.

I'll just call you...
Mr. Pieces.

Seems appropriate.

How come you're all in pieces,
Mr. Pieces?

I was just digging away
down here looking for gold

minding my own business

when all of a sudden,
I heard this loud spooky laugh.

The next thing I knew,
there I was all over the place.

The evil spirit.

Evil spirit?

Yeah. It lives in this cave.

It's k*lling all the trees
and plants up there.

We're on our way
to try and fight it.

Good for you.

Wish I'd get my hands
on that spirit.

Take that and that!

Oh, who am I kidding?

I can't fight.

I don't have any guts.

[sighs]

How do you pass time down here?

Well, I whistle... a lot.

[whistling]

- That's pretty neat.
- It's okay.

But I'd give anything
to go bowling.

Well, so long, Mr. Pieces.

So long!

- Good luck.
- Bye, Mr. Pieces.

- Bye.
- Friendly arms, bye.

Bye.

[liquid gurgling]

[dramatic music]

- Aah!
- Allen!

[splash]

[all gasping]

Come on, guys, we can make it.

[rumbling]

[all screaming]

[eerie grunt]

Look.

A tomahawk.

What if it belongs
to the evil spirit?

Uh, I'll just leave it
right here.

[instrumental music]

[all gasping]

[sighs]

[all screaming]

[dramatic music]

[grunts]

[shrieking]

[barking]

[shrieks]

[shrieks]

[snarling]

[dramatic music]

[growls]

[buzzing]

[expl*si*n]

Brandon, are you alright?

You're the bravest dog
in the whole world.

Margaux, are you okay?

I can't take anymore of this.

I'm a delicate person, you know?

I have bird bones.

Tweet, tweet, tweet.

I don't think she's okay.

Punky, Margaux's flipping out.

She's just scared.
I'll give her a pep talk.

[dramatic music]

Margaux?

Margaux!

She disappeared!

People don't just disappear.

Margaux did.

[Spirit cackling]

Is that the evil spirit?

Spirit: No, it's Mr. Rogers.

Welcome to my neighborhood.

[cackling]

Punky, I wanna go home.

Me too. This stopped being fun
several giant spiders ago.

We can't leave.

We've gotta try
to get Margaux back.

Let's go.

- You know, we could get lucky.
- What do you mean?

Once the spirit
gets to know Margaux,

he might be glad
to give her back.

Punky: Margaux!

Punky, when we find
the evil spirit,

how are we gonna fight it?

The chief told us
to fight it with love.

We're gonna kiss it to death?

- That's a bad attitude, Allen.
- Yeah.

- We gotta believe in ourselves.
- Yeah.

If we just stick together,
we'll be fine.

Yeah.

Okay, Allen?

Allen?

Allen!

Spirit: Looking for someone?

[Spirit cackling]

Margaux: Punky! Cherie!

Allen: Help!

[dramatic music]

- Cherie, you okay?
- I'm okay. You okay?

- I'm fine. You fine?
- I'm fine. You fine?

- I'm alright. You alright?
- I'm alright. You alright?

I'm okay. You okay?

Cherie?

Yo, Cherie.
It's your turn to be okay.

Cherie!

Spirit: Now you see her.
Now you don't.

Why are you doing this?
What do you want?

Spirit: You.

Well, you're not gonna get me.

Please give me back my friends.

I want them back now!

Spirit: You got it.

Punky!

[screams]

Punky!

[Spirit cackling]

[gasps]

Punky!

[Spirit cackling]

Punky!

Stay, Brandon. Stay, boy.

We're gonna sit right here
back-to-back.

Okay, Brandon?

[barks]

You watch that direction
and I'll watch this direction.

That way, the evil spirit
can't sneak up on us.

[barks]

Did you see what that
evil spirit did to our friends?

They looked horrible.

I hope Henry's okay.

He must be so worried about us.

[instrumental music]

Henry! Mrs. Johnson!

Any sign of the children, Betty?

No. All I found
was a empty cave.

That's where we are.
In the cave!

Well, I guess we'll just
have to accept the fact

that Punky and Cherie are gone.

C'est la vie.

What?

All in all, it's no big loss.

It's hard work raisin' a child.

Not to mention expensive.

It was wonderful
being Punky's foster father.

Now it's time to move on
to other things.

Don't say that, Henry.

I'm gonna take me a trip.

I always did wanna go
to Club Med.

- You care to join?
- Sure.

Let's go home
and make some reservations.

Great. And when we come back
from Tahiti,

we can rent out the kids' rooms.

Terrific!

No.

Please don't leave me.

Come back!

Did you hear what Henry said?

He doesn't want us anymore,
Brandon.

Unless it's a trick.

I know Henry loves me.

That evil spirit is trying
to fool us. Right, Brandon?

[eerie music]

[screams]

Spirit: Nice doggie. Good boy.

[laughter]

[dramatic music]

Spirit: Punky.

[Punky gasping]

[Spirit grunts]

Spirit: We meet at last.

It's... you!

Spirit: Yes.

I am the mighty.

Invincible.

Owah tagoo siam.

You're a rotten,
awful, disgusting thing.

Don't try to butter me up.

You took my friends and my dog!

You turned them into nightmares!

Spirit: [sighs]
And because of that,

you hate me, don't you?

Yes! Yes, I do!

[expl*si*n]

You were sent to defeat me.

You, a puny, weak little brat?

Hey, now, I'm not puny.

Spirit: Silence!

You fear me, don't you?

Excellent.

You must die.

The only question is how.

Old age?

Spirit: I think I'll turn you
into a cute little white mouse.

That doesn't sound so bad.

Spirit: And then I'll feed you
to my snakes.

No! Help! No!

[dramatic music]

Who are you?

I'm Princess Moon.

I'm here to help you.

Punky, your anger and fear
only makes the spirit stronger.

I can't help it.

What should I do?

Trust in your heart.

[Spirit grunts]

I don't understand.

No, please don't leave me!

Spirit: You must face me alone.

Is that true?

You can defeat the spirit,
Punky.

- How?
- Let love be your sword.

Love be my sword?

Spirit: Pay no attention to her.

I can fight you with love.

Spirit: You will burn!

[intense music]

No, I won't.

I'm not afraid of you anymore.

I can stand the heat.

Spirit: Then freeze.

[wind howling]

I don't hate you anymore either.

I feel sorry for you.

Spirit: You feel sorry for me?

Yes.

You'll never know what it's like
to love someone.

How wonderful it feels.

Spirit: Enough.

How wonderful it feels to know
that someone loves you back.

Spirit: Stop it.

I'm going to k*ll you

and everyone like you.

You can't!

You see, it's true
that there are a few

mean, bad people on Earth,

but most people
are good and kind.

Use your power and feel the love
across the Earth.

[Spirit groans]

Spirit: I-- I feel it!

It-- it hurts!

No.

No!

[Spirit screams]

Holy macanoli.

[gasping]

- We're back.
- Yippee!

- Wow!
- I'm together again!

Anyone wanna go bowling?

Hi, guys.

The kids and Mr. Pieces
left the cave

and lived happily ever after.

Wow.

That was the best ghost story
I ever heard.

Yeah.

[screaming]

Henry: Punky!

[all screaming]

- Henry.
- Cherie.

We were worried sick about you.

The entire US Forest Service

is out looking for you
half-raised things.

- Brandon chased a rabbit.
- And we got lost.

And then we found this cave.

And to pass the time, Punky told
us a great ghost story.

You can tell us
everything later.

Right now, we've got to go
and let everybody know

that you're safe and sound.
Let's go.

Okay.

Goodbye, Princess Moon.

Goodbye, Punky.

And thank you.

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