05x20 - Be My Valentine

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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ The weekend comes,
my cycle hums ♪

♪ Ready to race to you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- I Share them with me I
- S Oh, baby a'

♪ Good-bye, gray sky,
hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can hold me
when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right
it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rocking and rolling
all week long ♪

(organ solo plays
over rhythmic handclaps)

♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ Saturday, what a day ♪

♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- I Happy and free I
- S Oh, baby a'

♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours ♪

♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪

♪ Hanging down
at the candy shack... ♪

ALFRED: Remember, kids,
before you leave,

hang your valentines
on the love tree.

It's fine.

Matching outfits.

(snickers)

Ah, cute.

Look, just don't say anything.

This is Lori Beth's
valentine present.

Oh. (laughs)

Why would we say anything?

(laughter)

How do you like
the outfits, huh?

Oh, I love look-alikes.
Very adult.

RICHIE:
Uh, look, uh,

here's your valentine.

Aw, look at the valentine
Richie made me.

Little sizzling lips
for himself,

and for me,
he drew sweet potatoes.

They're not potatoes,
they're knees.

Sweet knees.

You got it written on your...

Jennifer, what did you get?

Potsie gave me one
with a little palm tree.

"Potsie to Jennifer.

"The girl
I'd like to be stranded

on a desert island with."

Do you mean it?

Yeah. My father said
he'd pay my way.

Ralph's card has a clown on it.

Is that supposed to be a joke?

Oh, no, if it was a joke,

the nose would squirt you
right in the eye. (laughs)

It's not a joke.
It's not a joke.

Uh, come on, girls, let's, uh...

let's pin these
on the love tree.

Okay, I'm putting it right
in the middle.

-(overlapping chatter)
- Where else should we put it?

- How does that look?
- Oh, excellent.

- Here it goes.
-(overlapping chatter)

Joanie, aren't you going to
hang up your card from Stinky?

That's Binky.

Bink-y.

RICHIE: Potsie,
you're pinning up my sleeve.

What a swell day.

Everyone has a valentine.

Binky and me,
Richie and Lori Beth,

Ralph and Melissa,

Jennifer and Potsie...

(gentle melody plays)

♪ Days may come and go ♪

♪ But I will always know
your love for me ♪

♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪

♪ You need me by your side and ♪

♪ I'll be there ♪

♪ If you go away ♪

♪ I'll wait until the day ♪

♪ When you come back to say ♪

♪ You'll never leave me ♪

♪ Save your last kiss
for me... ♪

♪ Save your last kiss for me ♪

♪ You are everything
I ever need ♪

♪ You're everything
I'll ever need... ♪

♪ Save your last kiss for me ♪

(in harmony):
♪ No pretending ♪

♪ Never ending love ♪

♪ Days may come and go ♪

♪ But I will always know
you care for me ♪

♪ We may find ourselves apart ♪

♪ But in my heart,
you're there for me ♪

(in harmony):
♪ If you go away ♪

♪ I'll wait until the day ♪

♪ When you come back to say ♪

♪ You'll never leave me ♪

♪ Save your last kiss for me ♪

♪ Save your last kiss
for me ♪

♪ You are everything
I ever need ♪

♪ You're everything
I'll ever need... ♪

♪ Save you last kiss for me ♪

(in harmony):
♪ No pretending ♪

♪ Never ending love. ♪

She loves me, she loves me,
she loves me.

She loves me.
I knew that.

-(Joanie giggles)
- FONZIE: Hey...

Hey, listen, shortcake,
how you doing?

Al said there was
some red ribbon

around here I could borrow.

- Huh?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

- Here it is.
- Oh.

Oh, is this long enough?

- Yeah, it's perfectomundo.
- Oh.

I gotta go wrap my valentine.

You're the valentine?

You're giving yourself?

Shortcake, I never give nothing
but the best. Whoa.

I've always wondered

what a valentine
from Fonzie would be like.

I bet this is his busiest night
of the year.

Oh, my sweets,

the Fonz has made up
a little prose

to sprinkle down on you
like love dust

so that you know,
each and every one of you,

how I feel about you
on Valentine's Day.

Your eyes.

Your eyes remind me
of two sealed beam headlights

on bright,
shining in the morning fog.

And your hair reminds me

of little foxtails
blowing in that breeze.

Oh, yeah.

And your lips.

Your lips remind me
of spark plugs

that have caught on fire. Ooh!

ALL:
Oh!

FONZIE:
Oh, not yet, girls.

I'm on a roll here.

Your names are like
a big air horn

locked in my heart.

And when I think of you chicks,
I tremble.

Whoa.

I'll tell you something--

my heart sings out your name:

Barbara, Stacy, Kathy, Louise,

etcetera.

Now you know how I feel about
you on this most romantic day,

so how about a little lip locks
on my face,

'cause that's what I need,
girls?

Oh!

AL: Joanie, one of the cards
fell off the tree.

Oh.

I should've known.
It's Ralph's.

Even his valentine
would do anything for a laugh.

(Joanie laughs)

(slow intro to
"My Funny Valentine" plays)

♪ My funny valentine ♪

♪ Sweet comic valentine ♪

♪ You make me smile
with my heart ♪

♪ Your looks are laughable ♪

♪ Unphotographable ♪

♪ Yet you're my favorite
work of art ♪

♪ ls your figure
less than Greek? ♪

♪ ls your mouth
a little weak? ♪

♪ When you open it to speak ♪

♪ Are you smart? ♪

♪ But don't change a hair
for me ♪

♪ Not if you care for me ♪

♪ Stay, little valentine ♪

♪ Stay ♪

♪ Each day ♪

♪ ls Valentine's ♪

♪ Day. ♪

(song ends)

Well... Binky's not here yet.

But at least
Chachi left me a card.

"Mon cherie, ooh, la, la,
you and me, wah, wah, wah."

(laughs)

Mm.

Look at all
of Chachfs valentines.

He must have had a good year.

(instrumental intro plays to
"Thank Heaven For Little Girls")

♪ Each time
I see a little girl ♪

♪ Of five or six or seven ♪

♪ I can't resist
the joyous urge ♪

♪ To smile... and say ♪

♪ Thank heaven ♪

♪ For little girls ♪

♪ For little girls
get bigger every day ♪

♪ Wah, wah, wah ♪

♪ Thank heaven ♪

♪ For little girls ♪

♪ They grow up
in the most delightful way ♪

♪ Those little eyes,
so helpless and appealing ♪

♪ One day will flash ♪

♪ And send you crashing
through the ceiling ♪

♪ Thank heaven ♪

♪ For little girls ♪

♪ Thank heaven for them all ♪

♪ No matter where,
no matter who ♪

♪ Without them
what would little boys do? ♪

(instrumental interlude)

(speaking song):
♪ Thank heaven ♪

♪ For little girls ♪

(singing):
♪ Thank heaven for them all ♪

♪ No matter where,
no matter who ♪

♪ Without them ♪

♪ What would little boys do? ♪

(song ends)

Oh, no, Binky.
(chuckles)

I'm not disappointed.

Yeah. Bye.

Oh...

Bad news from Bunky?

That's Binky.

Binky!

No, he's got to work.

Well, look, it's no problem.

You could put your cards up on
the tree tonight at the dance.

No. He's got to work late.

Ah, don't bother saving any room
on the tree for me.

(clicks tongue) This was gonna
be my first Valentine's Day

with a boyfriend.

Joanie, Joanie, Joanie.

Well, I'm gonna go home, Al.

Thanks a lot.

Oh...

Howard...

Howa... Oh, hello, dear,
I thought it was your father.

- No. -Oh,
if your father doesn't hurry up,

we're gonna be late
for the Reillys' dinner party.

How was your day, dear?

Oh, fine.

(chuckles)

I guess. Mom, does Dad still
give you valentines?

Oh, yes.

He never forgets
a Valentine's.

You know, he's just
a romantic at heart.

Sometimes forgets a birthday,
which I'm beginning to not mind,

and our anniversary on occasion,

which I will never get over,

but never a Valentine's Day.

- Always brings me flowers.
- Mm...

Well... (chuckles)

it's nice he remembers.

Happy Valentine's Day,
sweetheart.

Oh, Howard! Flowers!

Mm-hmm.

- How thoughtful.
- Mm!

Just like the ones you gave me
on our first Valentine's.

- Yeah.
- Remember?

Oh, do I.

We had dinner at that cozy
little Italian restaurant.

It was Armenian.

Oh, that's right.

Yeah, I remember. I didn't have
enough money for the tip,

and the waiter chased me out
with a flaming shish kebab.

(chuckles)
Boy, I remember that well.

♪ Hmm... ♪

♪ We met at : ♪

We met at : .

♪ I was on time ♪

No, you were late.

♪ Oh, yes ♪

♪ I remember it well ♪

♪ We dined with friends ♪

We dined alone.

♪ A tenor sang ♪

A baritone.

♪ Oh, yes ♪

♪ I remember it well ♪

♪ That dazzling April moon ♪

There was none that night.

And the month was June.

♪ That's right...
that's right! ♪

♪ It warms my heart ♪

♪ To know that you ♪

♪ Remember still ♪

♪ The way you do ♪

♪ Oh, yes ♪

♪ I remember it well ♪

♪ That carriage ride ♪

You walked me home.

♪ You lost a glove ♪

I lost a comb.

♪ Oh, yes ♪

♪ I remember it well ♪

♪ That brilliant sky ♪

We had some rain.

♪ Those Russian songs ♪

From sunny Spain?

♪ Oh, yes ♪

♪ I remember it well ♪

♪ You wore a gown of gold ♪

I was all in blue.

♪ Am I getting old? ♪

♪ Oh, no. '

♪ Not you ♪

♪ How strong you were ♪

♪ How young and gay ♪

♪ A prince of love ♪

♪ In every way ♪

Ah, yes.

BOTH:
♪ I remember ♪

♪ It well. ♪

Joanie?

Joanie.

Oh.
(chuckles)

I-I was just thinking about
romance and Valentine's Day

and how happy it makes
other people.

Happy Valentine's Day,
sweetheart.

Oh. Oh, dear.

Is it your back again?

Yeah. I tried to lift a box
of putty knives.

Well, l-I'll just call the
Reillys and tell them that...

that we can't make
their dinner party.

No, no, no, it's all right.
We'll go.

But let one person cr*ck a joke
about Quasimodo

and I'm leaving.

We better get started.

It'll take me minutes
to get back to the car.

- Good-bye, Mom and Dad.
- Good night, sweetheart.

You sure that you can drive?

I can drive, Marion.

I just can't see the road,
that's all.

Oh, I can't believe it.

Kicked out
of a French restaurant

because I have no tie.

Now, where was I supposed
to wear it? On my nose?

- Hi, Joanie.
- Hi, Joanie.

And you know what really
irks me?

It was my idea to go
to a French restaurant,

and now it's Potsie and Ralph
who are sitting there

eating all that great food.

A tie, a tie--
what's the big deal about a tie?

- You were the one that said they
should stay. -Oh, yeah, sure.

Of course it was me.
It's always me. Mr. Nice Guy.

Come on. Never mind.
Go up and change.

- Then we'll go back to my place
and I'll change... -No.

No, it took me all day
to get used to this sweater,

and we're going out to dinner.

And we're going out to dinner
on our own terms.

Come on, woman.

I love it when he takes charge.

Bye.

-(door shuts)
- French restaurant.

Sure knows how to treat a girl.

LORI BETH:
I love it when he takes charge.

I love it when he takes charge.

II

(whimsical waltz playing)

II

(broken bottle clatters)

II

(waltz increases in tempo)

(music ends)

(knocking on door)

(knocking continues)

Who is it?

It's me! Binky!

You made it! You're here!

Oh... don't touch me.

Fine day to get a job.

- But I had to.
- Oh.

So I could get you this.

For me?

Really?
(chuckles)

I'll open it up.

(chuckles)
Okay.

(gasps)

Oh, it's beautiful!

Beautiful. I really...

All I got you was a card.

Oh! That's all I want.

Just so long as it's from you.

Okay. Um...

it's a little wrinkled.

- I like wrinkles.
- Oh. (chuckles)

Aw, and it's signed
"Love, Joanie." Do you mean it?

Yeah, I think so.
(chuckles) Yeah.

Listen, I know it's too late
to go to, uh...

to Arnold's for the dance, but I
know a place that's still open.

Inspiration Point?

I'll think about it.

.Ol( y-
.Ol( y-

Howard, Jerry Helper was not
doing a Quasimodo joke.

Marion,

that man asked me
to swing from the dinner bell.

I'll never straighten up!

Look on the bright side, dear.

In the driveway, you found
three quarters and a bus token.

But I couldn't pick 'em up.

I'll make it up to you
next year, sweetheart.

Don't worry.

Now, you just relax.

- Eh. -I'm gonna go upstairs
and take a nice warm bath

and put on
some valentine perfume,

slip into something comfortable.

Daring.

Frisky!

Frisky?

Marion! It's a miracle!

Boy, that was
a Valentine Day dance.

Oh, all the boys
with all the girls...

(sighs)

(plays gentle intro)

♪ Isn't it romantic? ♪

♪ Music in the night ♪

♪ A dream that can be heard ♪

♪ Isn't it romantic? ♪

♪ Moving shadows write ♪

♪ The oldest magic word ♪

(orchestra joins in)

♪ I hear the breezes playing ♪

♪ In the trees above ♪

♪ While ♪

♪ All the world is saying ♪

♪ You were meant for love ♪

♪ Isn't it romantic ♪

♪ Merely to be young ♪

♪ On such a night as this ♪

♪ Isn't it romantic ♪

♪ Every note that's sung ♪

♪ ls like a lover's kiss ♪

ALL:
♪ Sweet... ♪

♪ Symbols in the moonlight ♪

♪ Do you think ♪

♪ That I will fall in love ♪

♪ Perchance... ♪

(drumroll)

GIRLS:
Hi!

♪ Isn't it roma... ♪

(high-pitched note):
♪ ...ance? ♪

♪ These happy days are yours
and mine, Happy Days! ♪

♪ Good-bye, gray sky,
hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can hold me
when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rockin' and rollin'
all week long ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- I Share them with me I
- S Oh, baby a'

♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪