02x41 - Where Have All the Sonics Gone?

[bunniefuu]

[cheeky grunt and blast]

Mombot's gonna flip

when she gets a load
of this chocolate babka.

MOMBOT:
You're late!

There was a line at the bakery,

but I wanted to bring you
a special treat!

You can put whatever it is next
to the chocolate babka

your brother brought.

Mombot! Steve's not my brother!

He's a robot shapeshifter built
by me in an alternate dimension!

How is that so hard
to understand?

[grizzle]

Mombot tells me things are going
pretty okay for you at the lair.

EGGMAN:
Oh yeah! Never better.

I'm keeping busy, staying active

focussing all my time and energy
on crafting elaborate schemes

to rid the world of
that annoying blue pineapple...

I bet if we get rid ofon Sic,

the rest of the g*ng
will fall apart.

Ah-duh, Steve!

I told you to call me Morpho!

You know, seeing as how I can
morph and junk.

EGGMAN:
Oh, now I get it...

Steve...

[GROWLS]

MOMBOT:
Hey, hey!

Boys!

Now you boys mar ochutside

and start plotting the doom
of your arch ennemy.

Together!

[EGGMAN/STEVE]
Yes, Mombot...

SONIC:
Oh, Knuckles!

I forgot to tell you
one last rule for our race:

SONIC:
Eat. My. Dust!

[HUGE MOTOR ROAR
AND LOUD ROCK MUSIC]

Joke's on you, Sonic!
I skipped lunch today.

[SCREAMS]

[PORTAL WARP SOUND]

Sonic's disappeared!
That can only mean...

I won! Woo-hoo!

Sonic is so gonna wig out when
he lands in another dimension.

But wait, wasn't there
a whole to-do once before

where we learned if we had
two of the same person

in one dimension

it'd cause
a catastrophic anomaly

that would destroy
the entire universe?

Or am I just making things up?

That's why I sent him
to a dimension

where no other Sonic exists!

That sounds like paradise!

You mean this sounds
like paradise,

because Sonic
no longer exists here!

[BOTH LAUGH]

[WARP SOUND AND LONG SKID]

[SIGH]

A shortcut to mainstreet hidden
in the canyon?

Sweet Easter egg!

[CONFUSED GRUNT]

Hey you! With
the the scrawny little arms!

Yeah, you!

Think you have what it takes
to be a beefcake like me?

Then come on down to Knuckles'
Upper Body Only Workout Center!

Because nothing says 'cool'
like mus-cools.

[GENERAL GIGGLES]

SONIC:
Aaaand I'm officially confused.

STEVE:
Time for Phase !

I'll take Sonic's place so that
no one notices he's gone.

[CHUCKLES]

AMY:
Oh, hey Sonic! What's up?

Would a lovely lady
like you enjoy going on a trip

with me to the canyon?

Oh Sonic, that sonds...
Hey, wait a minute!

Sonic's never that thoughtful!
Are you Steve Eggman?!

Who's that? Oh, you must mean
the great Morpho!

No, no! I'm Sonic the mighty
hedgehog! What's up, doc?

That's not even
Sonic's catchphrase!

Get outta here, Steve! I'm not
falling for your tricks again.

Hey, Amy!

Back-off, weirdo!

What's going on?

Is this because we didn't go
the the farmers' market?

Sorry, Ames,
but I gotta draw the line

somewhere
and that's organic kale.

Outta the way, vermin! Lord
of All You See comin' through!

[dramatic music]

[gasping]

LORD EGGMAN (O.S.)
Well, well! A newcomer!

Kneel before me, stranger!

Like I would ever kneel down
before your moustachioed butt!

[surprised gasps]

[delayed gasp]

[contrived grunt]

You indigo ingrate! How dare you
speak that way to--

Who, you?
Dr Yolks-for-brains?

Please, let's just get
to the part where I clobber you.

[surprised squeak]

SONIC:
What's the big idea?

You have the right to rem--
Actually, you have no rights.

You're under arrest

for rebellion against
Lord Eggman the First.

Wait! You don't understand!

I'm Sonic e thHedgehog!

You gotta believe me! I think
I came from another dimension!

One where Eggman isn't nearly
as powerful.

Lord Eggman rules

with an Iron fist
covered in a glove of steel.

Rumour has it he even owns
a pair of lead mittens.

Dave? Why are you locked up?

Did you look at his moustache
the wrong way?

I forgot to give him
extra pickles

at the restaurant where I work

Gourmet Burger .

Where I come from, it's called
Meh Burger .

Meh Burger ? Why would anyone
ever eat there?

I've come to rescue the hedgehog
who stood up to Lord Eggman!

You can go too, Burger Boy.

After all, your customer service
is exemplary.

The rebellion is small,

right now but we're starting
to make waves.

Follow me, I'll introduce you to
our fearless leader...

SONIC: You're the leader
of the rebellion?

Yeah! And I'd like
to offer you a position

in our anti-Eggman unit.

Or you can fight
the alien overlords.

They haven't invaded yet,
but I know they're coming.

Sign me up! Uh...

For the Eggman thing,
not the crazy paranoid thing.

But if we're gonna defeat
Eggman,

we'll need the full team!
I already have you and Amy.

But I still need
to find Knuckles.

AMY: The goofball
from the TV commercials?

That's the guy!

And of course my main man
and BFF, Tails.

Any idea where he is?

REBEL STICKS:
Never heard of him!

What were you thinking, lobbing
compliments at Amy like that?

EGGMAN:
Have you even met Sonic?

He's too cool to let anybody
think he enjoys their company.

Believe me, I know.

Just give me another chance,
bromigo.

I'll convince everyone
at Meh Burger

that I'm the real Sonic!

STEVE:
One salad, please!

[patrons all laugh]

DAVE THE INTERN: Sonic!
Eating a salad! Good one Steve!

[effort groans]

TV KNUCKLES: You fans?
Looking for an autograph?

I get it! I'd want my autograph
too if weren't me!

Listen Knuckles,

we're actually here to ask
you to join the rebellion.

Overthrow Lord Eggman? That's
preposterous!

Naturally, I understand
why you would come to me.

I mean, look at you!
Not a beefcake in the lot!

[Rebel Sticks growls]

Now, maybe if you were more
powerful and athletic like me--

How about this, musclehead?

Me and you. In a race.
One on one.

If I win, you join us.

You? b*at me?!

TV KNUCKLES: Ha!
Ok, Mr Needlemouse, you're on!

We'll race to the Gourmet Burger
and--

--back...

Wow, these burgers are great!
What's their secret?

AMY:
Uhh... Beef?

SONIC:
[impressed whistle] Schmancy!

Wish we found

the Tails of your dimension
before chasing Lord Eggman.

Sorry, Big Blue. Every minute,
Lord Eggman grows stronger.

REBEL STICKS:
We need to hit him now!

[dramatic music]

SONIC:
Whoa?

Tails! Don't worry buddy,
we're here to rescue you!

Who are you? What are you rebels
doing in my boss's lair?

Oh, please don't tell me
you're working for...

The Great Lord Eggman!
I'm his sidekick!

This is your best friend?
You can really pick'em, buddy!

SONIC:
I'm sure it's just a misunder-

[loud alarm sounding]

-We have to go!
- Come on Tails!

I told you!
No idea who you are!

Well I know you! I know you're
the smartest guy in this town.

Your favorite color: orange.

Favorite movie:
Comedy Chimp All-Stars Reunite!

Two .

TAILS:
How do you know all that?

LORD EGGMAN:
[evil laughs]

Congratulations,
my lab assistant.

TAILS:
... and sidekick?

LORD EGGMAN:
Thanks to your A+ tattling

I'll be able to quash
this little rebellion

once and for all!

Robots! att*ck!

[stomping techno sounds]

REBEL STICKS:
[intimidating scream]

AMY:
[loud shout]

[loud smash sound
and roar]

SONIC:
Yeah!

LORD EGGMAN: Outta the way,
ya vulpecular varmint!

Who cares?

What's one lab assistant
in the larger scheme of things?

[loading mechanical sounds]

TAILS:
You just saved my life! But why?

I'm with Lord Eggman!

We may be on opposite sides,
right now

but the Tails I know
would've done the same for me.

[light fist bumping sound]

LORD EGGMAN: Can we get back
to the battle already?

SONIC:
You asked for it, Egghead!

[all laugh]

[dramatic climax music]

[rocket boost sounds]

LORD EGGMAN: This doesn't
make sense, I never lose!

SONIC:
Well, it's been real, guys!

I need to go back
to my dimension.

But, with Stick's leadership and
a crew like you by her side

I got a feeling Lord Eggman's
days are numbered.

[triumphant music
as portal opens]

[tyres screeching]

- Bye!
- Don't forget to write!

SONIC(STEVE): Yippity dippity
doo! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!

EGGMAN:
No, no, no! Where's the nuance?

Where's that... Sonic
je ne sais quoi?

SONIC (O.S.):
Je ne sais wha?

LORD EGGMAN:
Sonic! What are you doing here?

I mean... That's not Sonic!
This is the real Sonic!

Yippity dip! Skipperroo!
I'm Sonic! Got catch'em all!

[double gulp]

MOMBOT:
I'm so proud of my two boys.

I mean your plan was a colossal
faile.ur

But, at least, you could
finally work together.