02x46 - Lair on Lockdown

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Sonic Boom". November 8, 2014 - October 4, 2017.*
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Sonic and friends Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Sticks tries to ward off the evil plans of Dr. Eggman who is taking over the world.
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02x46 - Lair on Lockdown

Post by bunniefuu »

Grr!

For years
I've plotted and toiled,

working tirelessly day and night

to find the truest
essence of evil.

And now I've finally done it,

with my new online
ticket-selling business!

You've gone too far this time,
Egghead!

We just bought tickets
to Koalapalooza,

- and your fees are outrageous!
- Whatever do you mean?

My service just adds a few
humble processing charges.

What about the "convenience fee"
for printing tickets at home?

You can get 'em shipped
or pick them up at the venue.

Then there's shipping
or will-call fees!

- And it's no longer convenient!
- I just added another fee,

for having an annoying face!

Robots, collect!

COMPUTER:
Engaging occupant sorting.

- Aaah!
- Whoa!

Just... gotta... shut it off!

I did it!

COMPUTER:
Emergency lockdown in effect.

Lockdown will release
in hours.

hours? That's not so bad.

I can wait it out.

What's taking so long?
I gotta get outta here!

This force field,
it's impenetrable!

Yeah, and you can't
get through it, either.

Grr!

Verbal password required.

- Quick! What's the password?
- Uh-uh?

We're trapped in the lair
basement. Can anyone read me?

The force fields must be
blocking communication.

Until the lockdown's disabled,
there's nothing we can do.

There is one thing we can do.
Tidy up!

- This basement's a pig sty.
- (Sighs)

(Battle cries)

Just perfect. Trapped
in an evil madman's lair,

and the only company I got
is some soulless robo-scum.

Would a soulless scum-bot
be able to do this?

Aaah! Get away from me
with that voodoo!

How about some small talk?
Uh, how's your family?

Like I'm gonna give
my personal information

- to your robot database.
- All right.

What about some party games?
I spy with my little eye...

You spy?
So the truth comes out...

How about I sit in the corner
and give you some space?

I can't believe this! Help!
Let me out!

We're screaming
and hitting stuff?

(Screams)

So this is what it's come to.
A prisoner in my own lair.

And to make things worse,
I'm stuck with that knucklehead,

Noodles!
I feel like such a fool.

Oh, don't worry. I do
foolish things all the time.

Hey, we're twinsies!

(Grunt of dismay)

I can't believe it! These drums
of hazardous waste are filthy!

According to my readings,

these barrels are full
of radioactive Mootonium.

We should be fine as long as
they stay at a cool temperature.

But just to be safe,

maybe we should move
to the other side of the room?

(Panicked panting)

- Access denied.
- Ugh!

We can figure out his password.
What haven't we tried?

How about Eggman's favourite,
I don't know, kind of music?

Easy. Dubstep Polka-core.

- Access denied.
- Favourite colour?

- Clear.
- How is that even... ?

Access denied.

Maybe this is the wrong way.

What does Eggman
really care about?

Uh... moustache grooming,
that sassy judge from TV

who takes no guff,
your approval.

If he wanted that, he'd have
a cool password like chili dog.

- Access granted.
- Huh?

Touché, Egghead. Now,
let's turn off this lockdown.

Nah, nah, nah...

Eeny, meeny, miny...

I... think
we just did something!

There appears
to have been a malfunction.

Allow me.

Oh! Turn those off! I'm not
gonna sit here in a blackout

getting stared down
by some beady-eyed robot!

Oh, I get it.

You're gonna sneak up on me
in the cloak of darkness!

Well, I'm not falling for it.
Turn those lights back on!

An AC vent! Might that be
our ticket to freedom?

Yeah. And I ain't paying
no convenience fee this time.

Look around, Nickles.

Every failed invention
and science project of my life

is in this room.

A can from my old
tomato-sauce scheme,

the decapitated head
of my Shrew-bot,

a dinosaur egg
from when we went back in time.

Who could forget
that classic adventure?

- Hey, what's this?
- Is that... Is that Zippy?

My first robot!
Wow, this takes me back!

I used to be
so full of hope back then.

You know what I do
when I start to feel down?

- No. What?
- I have no idea.

I feel great all the time!

(Groaning)

Just... about... got it!

Aaah!

If we want to crawl through,

we must turn down the force
of the air conditioning.

I'm all over it.

It's very simple.
You switch off the red button,

readjust the level
of the green knob to ...

At the same time, you press...

Primitive, b eutfficient.

Did the air conditioning
shut off?

I hope so. It was getting
a little chilly in here.

While I do care
about your comfort,

I'm more concerned about
the radioactive mootonium

that need to stay cool
so they won't explode.

(Frantic blowing)

I'm not sure if we should take
a left or a right here.

I thought you said
you knew this lair


- like the back of your hand!
- Let's be honest.

Does anyone really know the back
of their hand that well?

(Blowing)

(Groans)

You OK? Better take a break.
I don't want you getting hurt.

(Laughs)
Oh, what a silly little robot!

It can't even talk good
like me do.

No, you dolt!
Zippy's circuitry is so simple

he can only communicate
through Morse code.

(Gasps)
Wait a blip! I've got it!

While you do have a unique look,

I wouldn't say you have "it",
per se.

Not that! Morse code!

We can use it to send messages
to the other rooms.

And, come on, I have "it".

Now hand me that wrench!

(Tapping)

- Does anybody else hear that?
- It's Morse code!

It's Dr Eggman. He says he's
trapped in the storage room.

We'd better tell him about
the unstable mootonium!

Oh, no! I forgot something
during spring cleaning!

My gallons of volatile
radioactive ooze!

Gotta fix this lockdown

before the whole place
blows sky high!

(Morse code)

Dr Eggman is sending directions
on how to override security.

We need to relay it
to the HQ room

on the other side of the lair!

"Listen closely,
you shrill little..."

Oh! Best leave that part out.

"To turn off the lockdown,
first you..."

(Tapping)

- What's that?
- Sounds like Morse code.

"A catastrophe
in the lair basement"?

(Sighs)
Honestly, I'm a little rusty.

I haven't spoken Morse since
I dated that telegraph machine.

- Details, Cubot!
- We drifted apart.

Wanted different things.

Oh! You mean in the lair?

Oh, something about a dangerous
substance about to exploge.

Exploge? What's exploge?

- You mean explode?
- Ah! That makes more sense!

The lair's about to explode!

"To shut off the lockdown, find
a grey slider on the console

and slide it down."

- "About half way."
- Uh-oh!

(Screaming)

No, no, no!
I said, "halfway down!"

Honestly, Nougats,
why do they hurt me so?

(Urgent drumming)

And the final command is C G!
And then the doors open!

No, no, no, no!

I did everything you said!
Why isn't it working?

Maybe you left the caps lock on?

Of course I didn't leave
the caps lock on!

Oops. Found the problem.
Completely un-caps lock related.

C G.

(expl*si*n)

- (Groans)
- Yeah!

You really helped
save our butts in there, Orbie.

Of all the robotic
abominations against nature,

you're the one I hate the least.

It's gone...
everything I've ever built.

- Destroyed.
- Not everything.

Zippy! Oh, thanks, Nuffles.

I really owe you one.

Anything you want, you got it.

Well, you could refund
our service fees

on those Koalapalooza tickets.

Tell ya what. How about
% off your next purchase?

- Not to be combined.
- Done and done!

(Beeping)
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