01x03 - Hassle in the Castle

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!". Aired: September 13, 1969 – December 23, 1978.*
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Follows Fred, Daphne, Velma, and Shaggy, and their dog named Scooby-Doo, who travel in their van, named The Mystery Machine, bumping into and solving mysteries.
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01x03 - Hassle in the Castle

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[Bats squeaking]

♪ Scooby-dooby-doo ♪

♪ Where are you? ♪

♪ We got some work to do now ♪

♪ Scooby-dooby-doo ♪

♪ Where are you? ♪

♪ We need some
help from you now ♪

♪ Come on, scooby-doo ♪

♪ I see you ♪

♪ Pretending you got a sliver ♪

♪ You're not foolin' me ♪

♪ 'Cause I can see ♪

♪ The way you shake and shiver ♪

♪ You know we got
a mystery to solve ♪

♪ So, scooby-doo, be
ready for your act ♪

♪ Don't hold back ♪

♪ And, scooby-doo,
if you come through ♪

♪ You're gonna have
yourself a scooby snack ♪

That's a fact!

♪ Scooby-dooby-doo ♪

♪ Here are you ♪

♪ You're ready
and you're willing ♪

♪ If we can count on you ♪

♪ Scooby-doo ♪

♪ I know we'll
catch that villain ♪♪

Captioning made
possible by warner bros.

You sure picked a spooky day

To go boating, freddy.

Well, it didn't
start out that way.

What could have happened?

It's very simple.

When the barometric
pressure dropped

And the warm offshore
air came in contact...

Huh?

With an inland cold front,

We ran into some
unnavigable nebulation.

You're right, velma,
whatever you said.

I said we're lost in a fog.

You buzzed?

No, shaggy. Go back to sleep.

Sleep nothing.

I'm fixing me a super
shaggy sandwich.

[Slurp]

Like, wow! My favorite.

A double, triple-decker

Sardine and marshmallow

Fudge sandwich.

Open the mouth,
between the gums,

Look out stomach, here it comes.

[Chomp]

Well, at least you
left me the olive.

[Munch]

With him around,

I can't even get
a bite in edgewise.

[Crash]

Daphne: now what happened?

Fred: looks like
we've run aground.

Yeah, but, like, where?

Well, if I'm not mistaken,

It looks like we're
stuck on haunted isle.

I'm sorry I asked.

The old vasquez
castle's on this island.

Maybe we can find help there.

Daphne: this sure
is a creepy place.

Shaggy: yeah. A regular
gruesome camp.

[Sniffing]

Huh?

[Squeaking]

Yipe!

[Giggling]

Ow!

Like, what's with scooby doo?

Hey. If you want to
play in the sand, scooby,

Leave us out of it, huh?

Look.

[Mumbling]

Hey, what's this?

It's a torn piece of map.

D-a-n-g-e-r.

Danger?!

Hey!

Shaggy: look. It's,
like, a message.

It says, "danger.
Leave haunted isle."

It sure looks like
someone is trying

To scare us off this island.

But who, and why?

Fred: I don't know, g*ng,

But it looks like we
found ourselves a mystery,

And maybe we'll find the answer

At that old pirate castle.

Come on. Let's go.

Oh, boy.

Fred: well, here it is...
Old vasquez castle.

Man, what a pad for a scare-in.

The place looks deserted.

Fred: that's vasquez the pirate.

He sailed the seas in 1612.

He must have used
this old castle

For a hideout.

Come on.

Let's take a look around.

Man, like, plenty spooky.

[Whistling]

I once read these old castles
were loaded with traps.

Oh, velma, don't be silly.

That only happens
in movies... Ugh!

Daphne! Daphne!

Wh-what happened?

Daphne fell through a trapdoor!

[Maniacal laughter]

Zoinks!

Yeow!

Come on. We got to find daphne.

B-b-but what about that "raah"?

It was probably...
J-just the wind.

Well, that's the
first wind I ever heard

With a sense of humor.

Come on, scooby, put
your nose to work.

Right.

[Sniffing]

Daphne: let me out of here!

Let me out of here!

Wow! I wonder

How I get out of this
creepy inner sanctum.

Well, my intuition tells me...

That way.

[Whistling] [whistling]

Stop that whistling.
You make me nervous.

[Gulp]

Uh-oh. Like, uh, which
way did they go?

They went that-a-way.

Oh, thanks, man.

S'all right.

[Gulp]

[Gulp]

Yeow!

Like, wow! A talking skull.

Like, wow!

I'm so scared.

I wish I had a ham sandwich
to calm my nerves.

Well, what do you know...

A ham sandwich.

Wouldn't you know it
needs some mustard.

This has got to
be my imagination.

Otherwise, I'd be scared stiff.

Yup.

[Slurp]

Hmm. Now maybe my
imagination can, like,

Cut it in half.

Aah!

[Approaching footsteps]

Someone's coming.

Shaggy!

Oh... Hi, daphne.

[Boom]

Hey, look, shaggy found daphne.

For once he used his head.

Aw...

Fred: are you all right?

Yeah. Just as soon as I have

Six or seven sandwiches.

He's all right, all right.

[Maniacal laughter]

Whooo! Heh heh heh heh...

Shaggy: there goes
that crazy wind again.

Daphne: crazy wind nothing.

Look.

Phantom: I warned you.

Leave haunted isle
and never return.

The phantom has spoken.

[Maniacal laughter]

Grab that phantom!

[Thud]

D-d-d-did you see that?

Y-y-yeah.

Like, he went through
the wall... Nonstop!

There's a very
logical explanation

For all this.

Quick, tell me.

The place is haunted.

Thanks a lot.

Why don't we take that
phantom man's advice

And clear out of this place?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Fred: no, shag. We're not going.

Like, why not?

3 Good reasons, shaggy.

First, no phantom's going

To scare us away.

Second, why does he want us

Off this island so bad?

And third, we're marooned.

I'll buy that last one.

Daphne: hey, fellas.
Over here. A clue.

Look. I found a key
in this old chest.

It must belong to the phantom.

Hey, there's some writing on it.

It says, "second
passage of the old bell."

Second passage?

Old bell?

There's no old bell
in this old castle.

Hmm.

I've got it.

The word passage must
mean a passage in a book.

Fred: then the old bell
must be the name of a book.

That's right. Yeah.

And the best
place to find a book

Is in the library.

Fred: right. Come on.

Fred: well, this is the
book called the old bell.

And look, in the second passage,

The word catacombs
is underlined in red.

And if my knowledge
of history is correct,

We should find
catacombs in the basement.

This is the place.

Ok, scooby, go in and
take a look around.

We'll keep watch out here.

You're kidding.

No, I'm not kidding.

[Moaning]

[Gagging]

There he goes again with
his fake wounded routine.

What a ham.

[Moaning]

[Gasping]

Fred: would you do it
for a scooby snack?

Uh-uh.

How about two?

Three?

Ok, three.

[Gulp]

Scooby-doo!

Huh?

Huh?

Hmm.

[Whistles]

Velma: scooby says it's ok.

Shaggy: man, look at all
that crazy magic stuff...

A saw-him-in-two box,
disappearing cabinets,

Levitating tables. Gosh.

But what's all this
magic stuff doing here?

I think I'm beginning
to figure it out.

[Footsteps]

Shh. Somebody's coming.

Quick, into the closet. Hurry.

Whoever it was
must have gone away.

[Phantom laughing]

Look. The phantom!

I warned you to
leave the island.

Now you will pay!

I'll pay. I'll pay.

How about four bits?

Fred: he doesn't
mean that kind of pay.

Let's get out of here.

[Shaggy grunts]

[Gulp]

Help! Help!

Shaggy!

Help!

Shaggy!

Hey, this is just a dummy head.

Someone mention me?

[Phantom laughing]

Hey, look.

A magic carpet.

I hope this trick works.

Alley-go-oop.

Wait for me!

[Yelling]

[Smash]

[Moaning]

[Crash]

[Whimpering]

Yah!

Huh?


[Phantom laughing]

[Whining]

[Panting]

Well, we've lost him.

Groovy.

Now we got to catch him.

N-not groovy.

Well, if we're ever going
to solve this mystery...

But how?

Simple, and with
just a few things...

That suit of armor
and crossbow...

That cannonball and old spring.

I got to hand it to you, fred.

You really know how to
build a better mousetrap.

Fred: or in this case, a
better phantom trap.

But what good is it? We
can't catch a phantom.

I have a hunch that
we can catch this one.

Right, velma?

Check, but first
we'll have to find him

And lure him here.

But how do we find the phantom?

We don't. Scooby does.

Scooby does?

Right. With your
super sleuth nose,

You'll be able to sniff him out.

[Bones shivering]

Ah-ah-choo!

Well, look at him.

Ah-choo! Ah-choo!

The nose. Cold in the nose.

Fred: now, cut it out.

You don't have a
cold in your nose.

But, ah, like, how do we know

The phantom will
chase scooby-doo?

He's a dog.

Fred: don't worry.
We'll soon fix that.

[Whining]

Come on, scooby.

Be brave.

[Whining]

Just think of rin din din.

[Crying]

Laddie.

[Crying]

John wayne.

John wayne?

John wayne?

Sure, scooby.

Scooby-doo!

Like I said before, what a ham.

Phantom? Phantom?

Yoo-hoo!

Yoo-hoo! Phantom!

Not here.

Yoo-hoo!

[Gulp]

Ooh.

[Phantom laughing]

♪ Nah nah nah nah nah nah ♪♪

[Mumbling]

Boo! Boo! Boo!

[Mumbling]

You cannot escape me.

Scooby-dooby-doo!

Scooby-doo: boo! Boo! Boo!

[Mumbling]

Scooby-doo!

Get ready. Here they come.

Jump, scooby.

Oop!

[Crash]

Oh, no. Scooby
tripped into our trap.

[Phantom laughing]

Now you will not escape me.

All: yay! Yay!

We caught the phantom!

Thanks to scooby-doo!

Aww.

And so, when the fog lifted,

We spotted your beached boat

And decided to investigate.

But who is that?

This? This is the
end of the mystery.

Policeman: well, well.

If it isn't our old friend,
bluestone the great,

An ex-magician that's
wanted in 6 states.

But what is he doing
on haunted isle?

He must have heard the legend of

The vasquez treasure.
Everybody's after it.

I get it.

Then he used all his
scary magic tricks

To keep people
away from the island

While he searched for it.

And when he saw us run aground,

He wrote a threatening message

Trying to scare us away.

Well, his scaring days are over.

The great bluestone
is going to do

A final disappearing act
courtesy of the local jail.

There's one more thing.

We figured out all those
floating tricks. Watch.

Look. No hands.

See? Wires.

But how did you walk

Right through a solid wall?

One of my best acts.

Let me give one
last performance.

Hold this rope.

It was merely an illusion

Done with trick mirrors
and a special projector.

I could cast my image
anywhere I wanted,

And by stepping
away from the mirror,

It appears that I
walk through walls.

I must admit, mr. Bluestone,

You're a good magician,

But a bad phantom.

Man, I wonder if, like,

There really is a treasure.

[Scooby barking]

Hey, that's scooby
barking. Come on.

[Barking]

Fred: look. Scooby's
found something.

Daphne: maybe it's the treasure.

[Whining]

[Chattering]

[Everyone laughing]

Well, scoobity-doo.

Captioning made
possible by warner bros.

[Bats squeaking]

♪ Scooby-dooby-doo ♪

♪ Where are you? ♪

♪ We got some work to do now ♪

♪ Scooby-dooby-doo ♪

♪ Where are you? ♪

♪ We need some
help from you now ♪

♪ Come on, scooby-doo ♪

♪ I see you ♪

♪ Pretending you got a sliver ♪

♪ You're not foolin' me ♪

♪ 'Cause I can see ♪

♪ The way you shake and shiver ♪

♪ You know we got
a mystery to solve ♪

♪ So, scooby-doo, be
ready for your act ♪

♪ Don't hold back ♪

♪ And, scooby-doo,
if you come through ♪

♪ You're gonna have yourself ♪

♪ A scooby snack ♪

♪ Scooby-dooby-doo ♪

♪ Here are you ♪

♪ You're ready ♪

♪ And you're willing ♪

♪ We can count on you ♪

♪ Scooby-doo ♪

♪ I know we'll
catch that villain ♪♪
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