01x13 - To Bowl or Not to Bowl

[bunniefuu]

tick tock tick tock

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmmm.

Do you have any fours?

Daffy, we're playing chess.

Ah.

Uh.

Was it Colonel Snow

in the pantry
with a candlestick?

Do you even know
how to play chess?

Of course I do.

[gasps]
Gin!

[theme music]

[birds chirping]

Check.

- Look over there!
- No.

Just look over there!

If I turn around,
you're gonna flip the board over

and say it was an earthquake.

No, I won't. I promise.

Just look over there,please?

Uh.

Earthquake!

thud

That was a big one.

Oh, I better get going.

I don't want to be late
for my singing lesson.

You go to that
every Thursday night.

I've never heard you sing.

♪ La la la la la ♪

♪ Mee mee mee mee mee ♪

♪ La la la la lee ♪

The acoustics in here
are terrible.

Let the fun begin.

[stammering]
It-it's too bad Bugs can't
ever c-come bowling with us.

Yeah, but he's got those
darn singing lessons.

I-it's funny.

I-I've n-never heard him sing.

Nice hairnet, Pam.

Really shows off
that big forehead.

Hey, Daffy.

- There he is.
- Hey!

He-hey.

Hmm..

squeak squeak

I thought the g*ng
could use some snacks.

Courtesy of yours truly.

(Pete)
'How thoughtful.'

T-thanks, Daffy.

I took a $20 out of your wallet.

Daffy, you're the best.

We couldn't ask for a more
generous team captain.

There's more
where that came from.

There's more where
that came from, right?

Oh.

Ho-ho-ho, guess what?

It's time for me to assign
everyone their weekly nicknames.

Ooh! This is my favorite part.

Porky, your nickname tonight..

The Porkinator.

beep

Pete, your nickname,
The Peteinator.

beep

Oh, I like it.

- Uh, D-Daffy...
- Hold on.

Marvin, your nickname...

The Marvinator?

Nope. The, uh, uh, uh..

Okay, yeah, The Marvinator.

Uh, Daffy...

I said hold on, The Porkinator.

And finally,
since I am the team captain

my nickname will be
The Grand Poobah.. Wait.

Make that, Poobah The Grand.

beep

Porky, I changed my mind,
you're player 4.

Now, let's bowl!

Alright, team, now, if we're
gonna win the tournament

this year, we're gonna
have to step up our game.

[dramatic music]

crash

And that's how you do it!

- 'Hey!'
- Score!

- Yeah!
- W-w-way to go, Daff!

Well, if it isn't Daffy Duck.

Or should I say, Daffy dumb?

[laughing]

Laugh now, Terry,
because you'll be crying

when we wipe the floor with you
at the tournament.

I don't think so.

This is our year.

[laughing]

It's never your year, Terry.

You're up, Poo.

[grunts]

tock

- Good try, Poo.
- Daffy?

- Bugs?
- What are you doing here?

I thought you had
your singing lesson.

Oh, uh, I graduated.

The teacher said I had
the voice of an angel.

B-Bugs, I-I thought you had
your, uh-s-singing lesson..

What are you doing here?

I was just sitting at home
doing nothing, so I..

What's going on?

I told them both conflicting
lies and now it's all falling..

Let me, le-me,
let get this straight.

You're in-n-not taking singing..

No, Daffy told me
he was taking singing les..

So, this whole time he said
you were taking singing lessons

you could have been
bowling with u..

Ha, somebody sing something!

Ohh!

[laughs]
I love that song.

[instrumental music]

crash

- Yay, Bugs!
- Yeah!

- A-alright, Bugs, w-way to go!
- I thought Daffy was good.

- Awesome!
- But you're gooder!

Bugs, my office, now.

Nice office.

Well, I'm waiting.

For what?

Your apology.

What? You lied to me.

- Why would I apologize to you?
- Don't you see?

I finally managed to cobble
together a circle of friends

so pitiful,
that I'm the cool one.

- And you're blowing it for me.
- Daffy..

For some reason, people
think
you're smarter than me.

That you're more
talented than me

that you're
better looking than me.

I personally don't see it.

But when I'm here, hanging out

with those nitwits,
I'm the winner.

I finally found a place
where I feel good about
myself

and that place is right here.

[water gushing]

I just can't have those guys
like you more than me.

Uh.

They don't like me
more than you.

- Bugs!
- Bugs!

Okay, just tell them

I had to go to my karate class.

Eh-wh-where's Bugs?

He had to go to his
modern dance class.

- Ah!
- Aw!

But I bought everyone nachos!

- Yay!
- Yay!

(Daffy)
'Here you go, Pork.'

[dramatic music]

[crashes]

That guy's good.

He's the newest member
of my team.

thud

crash

crash

crash

What was that you said
about it never being my
year?

[evil laugh]
See you at the tournament.

I've n-never seen bowling pins
e-t-shatter like that.

Now how are we going
to win the tournament?

[screeching]

I'll tell you how.

We're gonna train harder
than anyone

has ever trained before.

This parking lot,
tomorrow morning, 7:00 a.m.

Come on, Porky, drive me home.

[birds chirping]

Hmph.

vroom

I-it's 11:30, uh, y-you said

the training begins
at-e-at 7:00 a.m.

The training began at 7:00 a.m.

The first
exercise... patience.

You two, great job.

Porky, you've got some
catching up to do.

Plus, the bowling alley
doesn't open till noon.

See you guys in a half hour.

- Bye!
- See you later.

The bowling ball.

The dictionary defines it
as a ball used for bowling.

And that is why
the dictionary is stupid.

Because to truly understand
the bowling ball

you need to become
the bowling ball.

Are you s-sure about this?

Bowling balls don't talk.

Whoa!

[grunting]

crash

- Strike.
- Ooh, nice.

You can question my methods

but you can't question
my results.

Isn't that right, Porky?

Uh..

Porky, if you can hear me

I've never asked anything
of you in my life.

I-I can hear you.

But in order to compete, we need
to have four people on the team!

I-I said I can hear you.

I heard you
all the way down the hall.

So I want to ask you

this one tiny favor.

Get out of that bed,
remove your IV

take the casts
off your arms and legs

and bowl.

That's all I ask.

E-wh-why don't you just
ask Bugs t-to take my place?

Bugs is the best bowler here.

Right on.
Yeah, what a great idea!

I'm jealous of Bugs,
but I hate Terry.

Jealousy or hatred?

It's like having to choose

one child over the other.

Hatred, surprisingly
easy choice.

- Bugs, you want to bowl?
- Sure.

- Yay!
- Yay!

Then let's win one for Poo!

- Yeah!
- Let's do it!

You're not gonna need
your wallet.

You're in the hospital.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

♪ Yellow bird ♪

♪ Up high in banana tree ♪

♪ Yellow bird ♪

♪ You sit all alone like me ♪

♪ Did your lady friend
leave the nest again? ♪

♪ This is very sad
make me feel so bad ♪

♪ You can fly away
in the sky away ♪

♪ You're more lucky than me ♪

bang

♪ I also had a pretty man ♪

♪ He not with me today ♪

♪ They all the same
the pretty men ♪

♪ Make them the nest
then they fly away ♪

[music continues]

♪ Yellow bird ♪

♪ Up high in banana tree ♪

♪ Yellow bird ♪

♪ You sit all alone like me ♪

♪ Can't you fly away
in the sky away? ♪

♪ Picker coming soon
pick from night to noon ♪

♪ Black and yellow too
like banana too ♪

♪ They might pick you someday ♪

♪ I wish that
I was yellow bird ♪

♪ I'd fly away with you ♪

♪ But I am not a yellow bird ♪

♪ So here I sit
nothing else to do ♪

♪ Yellow bird ♪

♪ Up in banana tree ♪

♪ Yellow bird ♪

♪ You sit all alone like me ♪

♪ Did your lady friend
leave the nest again? ♪

♪ That is very sad
make me feel so bad ♪

♪ You can fly away
in the sky away ♪

♪ You're more lucky
more lucky than me ♪♪

(squirrel #1)
'Oh, what a scene it is
at the annual'

'Royal Oaks Lennox Oakwood
Lanes bowling tournament.'

I'm positively a-twitter!

Oh, I thought you were
positively a gopher.

[both laughing]

'On lane one,
we have the Silver Foxes'

'led by their team captain
Granny.'

On lane two,
we have the Lucky Strikers

'led by their team captain
Terry Delgado.'

And on lane three,
we have Daffy's Ducks

'led by their team captain
Daffy Duck.'

Sweaty hands
you got there, Daffy.

Are you nervous?

No, I just happen to sweat more
than the average person.

Well, you're shaking.
You must be scared.

Nope, potassium deficiency.

Well, then how come you can't
look at me straight on?

You intimidated?

Lazy eye.

And here we go! Whoo!

[all cheering]

[instrumental music]

'Our first bowler of the night
is Granny.'

(squirrel #2)
'She's getting ready.'

She's taking her time.

Just really taking her time.

This is going to be
a long night.

[music continues]

♪ Pressure's on time to shine ♪

♪ Challenge made stars align ♪

♪ Victory is in
the air tonight ♪

♪ Like knights of old
the battle's set ♪

♪ It's destiny
this vision quest ♪

♪ Victory is in
your grasp tonight ♪

♪ Soaring like an eagle ♪

♪ Over crashing waves
of guts and glory ♪

♪ From the mist a hero ♪

♪ Like a legend
from some mythic story ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Let's bowl ♪

♪ Let's bowl ♪♪

[cheering]

What an exciting tournament!

Two teams neck-and-neck
at the finish.

'The Lucky Strikers
lead by one.'

'But Bugs Bunny
has one more left'

'and if he can knock over
just two pins'

'then Daffy's Ducks
win the tournament.'

Oh, we've got this
tournament in the bag!

We should call
ourselves Bugs' Ducks!

[whimpers]

Whoa! Ow!

[all gasping]

[gasps]
Are you okay?

- Wh-what happened?
- I twisted my ankle.

I'm not gonna be able to bowl.

Then how are we gonna
win the tournament?

You'll have to bowl for me.

After all, it's not Bugs' Ducks

it's Daffy's Ducks.

[gasps]
You're faking.

- You are faking, right?
- Yes, I'm faking.

Now, go win the tournament!

[instrumental music]

Two pins. That's all we need.

[all sighing]

[cheering]
Ha ha! Oh, yeah!

This is the year!
Ha ha! On you, Daffy!

Ha ha! Oh, yeah!

Oh, we're great! We're great!

Hold on. Do hold on.

I'm getting word that
there's been a technical error.

'Apparently the pins
were not fully set'

before the player
released the ball.

League rules clearly state
that any technical error

results in an a*t*matic redo.

[crowd gasps]

That means we have
a second chance to win!

You hear that, Terry?

I won't let you guys down.

Um, maybe we should let
Bugs bowl.

Yeah, I-I'm feeling much better.

Wait. I have to do it.

I need to win the tournament
for the team..

...and for myself.

- Are you sure?
- It's two pins.

I usually hit four to five pins.

Then go out there
and hit four to five pins!

Or at least two.

[dramatic music]

(squirrel #1)
'The Lucky Strikers
win the tournament!'

- Oh.
- Aww.

[laughs]
Yeah! We're great! You're not!

We're great! Oh, yeah!

What a feeling!

click click click

crash

[giggles]

click

[theme music]

whoosh

[distant laughing]

[rock music]

[intense music]

[engine revving]

boom

Meep meep!

[instrumental music]

vroom

swoosh

vroom

click click click

[honking]

[honking]

crash

[indistinct chattering]

screech

thud

vroom

[honking]

boom

crash

vroom

whoosh

screech

whoosh

crash

thud thud thud

[indistinct shouting]

thud thud thud

What is going on?
This is ridiculous!

(Bugs)
'So, uh, when do you get back
on your feet, Porky?'

T-the doctor says
with enough physical therapy

I-I'll be able to e-b-bowl
in no time.

Just needed my lucky ball!

Aah! I'm-I'm n-n-not a ball!

crash

Strike!

[theme music]

(in unison)
That's all, folks.

- Oh, I'm sorry, after you.
- No, not at all, after you.

- No, I insist, after you.
- Oh, no, after you.

- After you, after you.
- After you, after you.

- After you, after you.
- After you, after you.

- After you, after you.
- After you, after you.