03x02 - The Anti-Natalie Intervention

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Previously on "felicity"...

Hey! How are you?

Oh, I missed you.
Yeah, I missed you, too.

You okay?

I would really like to
be alone right now, okay?

What about college? I
mean, I don't understand.

I'm not going back.

I decided to let
the good times roll.

Aaahh!

Don't drop me!

Aah!

I would never
drop you... Ever...

Mrs. Crane.

Oh, mr. Crane.

How's this?

No, it's... Uh, I'm not...
I'm not really happy.

I don't... I don't
really... Nah.

Um, why don't you,
um, try it over there?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, no problem.

Ohh, I'll go over
here... This way.

Hey, did you guys see dave matthews
is playing madison square garden?

What's going on?

Um, they're moving
the furniture.

This any better?

Um... I don't know.

Um, what do you think?

Um... Yeah, t-that's
no good there.

Yeah, all right.

Do you want to help
us hang some curtains?

Yeah!

Uh...

Yeah, you know, later, for sure.

Um, but we got a
class right now.

I should probably
get dressed first.

Oh, why bother?

Half joking.

Hey, look, uh, you know,
come by our place anytime.

We're always here
to help, all right?

Okay.

See ya. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

God!

Was i, like, looking at
his butt way too much?

Oh, my god! Was
it totally obvious?

That towel was this far from
falling off, I swear to god.

Elena: it must have been
velcroed on or something.

Did something happen
to tracy and sean?

I love tracy.

He's the best abstinent
partner a girl could have.

Oh, great!

Great, you're all here.
That's my boyfriend.

What's wrong with you? I think I'm
having a stroke. I just ran all the way...

You can't keep barging
in here and videotaping.

Are you out of your mind?
I'm gonna make you all famous!

Like jervis, colleen, rudy.

Okay, here we go!

Here we go! All right,
whoa, whoa, wait.

Let me get autofocus.
Wait a minute.

Nice shirt.

Thanks.

You like? This is
gonna be great.

Hey. Come on in.

Hey. Hey.

Hi. Hey.

Stay in the light.

All right, all right, go for it.

Yeah? Show 'em.

Elena: what is that?

Meghan: what is this, charades?

I got married.

What?! What?

Yeah. You got what?!

Yeah, natalie and i...
We got... We got married.

Sean: the network
is gonna love this!

Married?! Oh, jesus,
mary, and st. Joseph!

What can you tell
me about natalie?

Like, has she been
married before?

Not that I know
of, but you know,

Nothing could surprise
me vis-à-vis natalie.

Well, she's your cousin.

What has she done
that I can tell noel about

That will help him realize the
huge mistake he's just made?

Tell noel to check her
scalp for three little sixes.

Javier.

Natalie is trouble.

She has no caution
to the wind, okay?

Did I ever tell you that
she gave her father

A series of three heart att*cks?

Yeah, because she was
running away all the time,

And she's been arrested
at least one time.

She's been arrested?
Really? What for?

Well, I don't know,
but it was years ago,

And her father calls me
up with chest pains again.

It's like she has this
need for adventure.

It's like... It's like a drug.

You know?

I can't stand that she
manipulated noel into marriage.

I feel so guilty.

No, javier, it's not your fault.

It... Well, she's my flesh
and my bones, okay?

If it wasn't for me, noel crane
would still be a single guy.

Married! This is armageddon.

♪ Can you become ♪

♪ Can you become ♪

♪ A new version of you? ♪

♪ New wallpaper ♪

♪ New shoe leather ♪

♪ A new way home ♪

♪ I don't remember ♪

♪ New version of you ♪

♪ I need a new version of me ♪

♪ New version of you ♪

♪ I need a new version of me ♪

I mean, we can't
just do nothing.

What can we do, though?

It's not like the guy's
engaged. He's already married.

He's not just married.
He's brainwashed.

Javier did say she was bad news.

Bad news? No, john
rocker is bad news.

People, natalie... And I
refuse to say "crane"...

Is catastrophic news.

She's like a drug he can't kick.

I mean, our boy's
become an addict,

And I say we
treat him as such...

Have a little intervention.

Okay, I think you guys
are overreacting.

He got married. B.f.d.

No. No, not b.f.d.

This quicksand bitch has sucked
the lifeblood out of our buddy.

We got to suck him back.

What do you think? You
haven't said anything.

I just think we should
mind our own business.

What? Guy wants to get
married, let him get married.

I just... I don't know
why you care so much.

Can we talk for a
while about noel's hair?

Well, if that's not a cry for help, I
don't know what is. Okay, you guys,

This is not about his hair
or about him getting married.

I mean, he's quitting
college his senior year.

The noel we know would
never do something like that.

And that's where it occurred
to me... Jacob perlmutter.

Sean: who?

He was this hasidic jew
in my junior high school.

He started hanging out
with the whip-it crowd.

He was so boring before, he
couldn't handle getting wild.

He lost his mind.

Supposedly, he's still in a...

A mental institution
in hartford.

Jacob perlmutter.

What?

Who?

Nothing.

Uh, you know what?
You guys are right.

This is serious. We
got to do something.

Yeah.

Mm. Okay.

Okay, baby, stop.
No, no, come here.

Stop it. Come here.

Mm.

Okay, stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop.

Please, stop. Oh.

Okay.

Wait a minute, now...

Tell me about god.

What about him?

Well, why does he
want us to stop?

Oh, baby. Ohh.

Why are we stopping
again? How many times...

How many times can we
have this conversation?

As many times as I want to.

What if you go through
your premarried life

Depriving yourself like
this and then you realize

There's no god or
he doesn't even care?

There is a god. How do you know?

Because I am standing up and walking
away from this moment of temptation.

That's a sure
sign there's a god.

Well, I need a sign!

Sean: so, wait... You're thinking
about breaking up with tracy?

I love tracy, but he's a
far holier person than I am,

I promise you that.

I can't break up with tracy.

I mean, his smile
breaks my heart.

Would you ever cheat on him?

As if I would answer that
question on videotape.

What's it like
living with elena?

Elena keeps asking me
questions about my dad,

Like she's suspicious,
and she's, like,

Trying to cr*ck me
open or something.

What do you tell her?

Nothing. I tell her...

That i-i was tested,
and I wasn't a match,

And that I'm just
really grateful

I got to know my dad as
much as I did before he d*ed.

And that's it? Nothing else?

No.

My, uh, my father called.

What?

Yeah, last night.

Well, what'd he say?

Um, I don't know. I-i
guess he wants to see me.

So he's in town?

Yeah, I guess he is, yeah.

When was the last
time you talked to him?

I don't know. Like, uh...

I don't know. Like
six months ago.

So this is kind of
a big deal, huh?

No, it's just...
It's... I know it.

It's just gonna be the
same crap as always.

You don't know that.

I mean, his calling
could be a good thing.

What?

Everything's
always a possibility

Of something good with you.

I just... I don't...

I don't think my
dad applies to that.

It's not that I don't
want to talk about it.

Just say, "elena, I don't
want to talk about it,"

But don't pretend...
God, I'm not pretending.

Hey.

Hey. Hi.

So... You know,

We've all been feeling
a little rejected lately.

I mean, you haven't called us over
to move furniture in a long time.

Well, that's all
about to change.

Hey, you know, you guys should...
Should come out with us tonight.

Fuller is deejaying
over at cooper's.

You busy?

Um...

Y-yeah, i...

I gotta study.

All right.

Bye. Yeah. Had to try.

Oh, uh...

Um, do you, uh,
have a boyfriend?

No.

Great.

I can't believe I said
that. Oh, my god!

Okay, I downloaded the
intervention materials

And customized the
process for the sake of ease.

Oh, this is a fantastic font.
What is this? I don't know.

It's weird to be in an intervention
and be one of the interveners.

Sean, put the camera down.

Sean: this is the
pregame warm-up.

Can I see that?

"The anti-natalie
intervention"? Richard: yes.

Are you kidding me?

Listen, guys, once he
realizes what this is,

He's gonna be like a rat
scrambling for the exit.

So...

Oh, wait, wait. I'll get it!

Sean: this is it,
everybody. This is it.

Everybody stay calm.

Okay, we're gonna
get this in one take.

Stay there!

Sean: yeah, right, okay.

Act natural. Just...

I'm not even here, okay?

Whew.

Hey.

Hey.

Oh, yeah, wow. Come on in.

Thanks. You really don't stop
with that video stuff, do you?

Well, it's independent
film channel.

We're doing a... Thing.

I want to talk to you
about the opening...

Well, we'll talk later.

Those pants are pleather.

You know, I'm kind of
attracted to him right now.

What is this? This is
an intervention or...

Yes.

Yes, it is.

Noel, we just... We just
all wanted a chance

To talk to you because
we're concerned.

Did you ever see "invasion
of the body snatchers"?

Richard. What? That's
a fantastic analogy.

Noel, we're just scared
you're making a mistake.

How? How? By what,
marrying natalie?

No, not just that.

We just feel like you're...

You're letting everything
else go in the process.

Just think about
what you're doing.

I mean, letting the
good times roll?

How long can you let that last?

Not to mention that
you're married to somebody

With a police record.

And I'm not talking about
"zenyatta mondatta."

This is your life, buddy boy,

So I want you to come here.

Come in here.

Just sit down. You sit down.

Okay, stand there.

You guys, for your information,
it was my idea to get married.

All right? Not natalie's.

And yes, yes, javier,
she has been arrested...

Three years ago...

For protesting an oil tanker

With greenpeace off
the coast of iceland.

You know, god! I've
only known her a few m...

I've only known
her a few months...

But she is by far the most...

The most worldly and exciting
and adventuresome person

I've ever known.

Is she preggers?

Is this ruby redux?
Is that what this is?

You know, we're going...

We're going to germany in
three days for oktoberfest.

I don't know if I ever want
to see you guys again. Move.

Move.

Noel.

That went well.

Richard. Oh, god.

Please. That was bad.

Noel, come on.

Answer the door.

Please?

Look, I'm not gonna
leave until I talk to you.

I'll sleep out here if I have
to, and you know I would.

Fine. Just, uh, make
it quick, all right?

What a disaster, huh?

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I mean, you and I have
been through so much,

And I would hate it
if you let me down

The way I let you down today.

The way we all did.

It was presumptuous
and immature...

And insulting to
you and natalie.

Yeah, it was.

I guess I just
freaked out. I mean...

When I think of you,

I think of the guy I
used to go out with,

The guy who had that plan.

I remember that 4-year
plan and that notebook.

Yeah, that was a long time ago.

I know, but it was
so important to you.

But, uh, people
change, you know?

Mm-hmm.

And that's obviously
what's going on with you.

But anyway, we all
talked after you left,

And decided to do what we should
have done from the beginning,

Which is say "congratulations"

And celebrate what you've done

Instead of trying
to tear it down.

And we would love to have
a dinner for you and natalie.

And that way, we
can all just hang out

And... Get to know your wife.

Wow.

What?

Wife.

I know.

All right.

Let's do it.

Great.

Good.

Hi. Hey.

Thanks for coming.

Yeah, of course.

Here, sit down.

You look good. Yeah.

Your hair is short.

Yeah, it's been that
way for a while.

Thanks.

"'D' squared yx over dx squared

Equals angular
velocity squared yx."

Squared yx...

The solution satisfies what
given differential equation?

Chill out.

Uh, look it up.

I don't need the book, baby.

Oh, look it up.

Hey.

Um...

Can I come in? No, i-i-i'm
studying right now.

Okay. Uh, yeah, no problem.

Look, I just dropped by to see if,
uh, you were available for dinner.

No, no, i...

"C" equals angular
velocity squared, baby.

That's right. I know.

Um... Study partner.

Lunch tomorrow?

Yeah, lunch tomorrow.

Great. Okay.

How's the, um...

How's your burger?

Oh, it's, uh, it's good.
It's, um, a little rare.

Oh, you want to send it back?

No. Let's send it back.

Dad, dad, dad, dad.
It's fine. My food's fine.

You sure? Yeah.

I'm just... I'm... I'm
not that hungry.

Okay.

Did your mother tell you
I've started a program?

I'm in a program... 12-Step.

No, she didn't. Uh...

She didn't... No, she
didn't say anything.

I, uh...

I finally had to admit that...

There is a power
greater than me.

That's step number 2.

The first one's a lot tougher.

If you can imagine that.

It's... Admitting that, um...

I'm powerless over alcohol,

That my life had
become unmanageable.

Yeah, I didn't even know
you guys were talking at all.

Oh, I called her last week.

See, we're supposed
to make amends

With the people
that we've harmed.

Step number 9.

And, um, that's why I'm here.

That's why you're here...

'Cause you're
supposed to be here?

Ben, please. Is that why?

I'm trying.

So, y...

Dad...

I am glad that you called.

Hey.

What do you think
about this shirt?

Oh, it's... Great.

Really? Because I just don't
want them to think it's too...

No, no, no, they
won't. It's great.

What's that?

Oh, nothing. It's just...
It's my 4-year plan.

You know, it's...
Let me see this.

Okay. It's sort of like a... A
road map for my college years.

So, what's wavefront?

Uh, it's a 3-d
animation program.

It's called "maya" now.

Oh, you used to be such a geek.

No kidding.

Oh, oh, wait, listen.

Wear this shirt tonight.

It's so cool.

Richard: I've goo
state unequivocally

That although this dinner
is in support of the nuptials,

In my heart of hearts,
natalie's a harpy.

Hey, richard.

Hey. Sorry I'm late. Hey.

That's okay. Noel's
not even here yet.

How did it go?

Um, it was okay.

He, uh, wants to see
me tomorrow night.

So it went well?
Yeah, it was not bad.

That's so good.

Hey. Hey!

Ladies and gentlemen,
mr. And mrs. Noel crane!

Thanks, man.

Cuba was amazing, wasn't it?

Yeah, it was. There's
this hemingway museum.

Yeah, it was only like
5 miles from havana.

It was this little
whitewashed house

Where hemingway used to
live for like 20-something years,

But now it's a museum.

But they don't even
let anybody inside.

Yeah, which natalie objected to.

Well, I just thought it
was, like, unacceptable,

So I snuck in
through the window,

And I got in hemingway's bed,

Which was, like, the
most visceral feeling.

"Visceral" means "feeling."

You know what she
means... It was exciting.

So, you guys are
going to germany?

Mm-hmm. We're leaving
day after tomorrow.

Yeah, what the
hell's going on there?

Celebrating october something?

It's oktoberfest. It's a beer festival
in munich. I always wanted to go there.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Yeah?

Well, what's the plan
after oktoberfest?

Yeah, what is the plan?

There is no plan. You
know that I hate plans.

Are you guys gonna
live in new york?

Um... I don't know.

What do you think
of the united states?

Oh, um... I like it.

You know, I don't know,

Because the only plan
I know that I do have

Is that I never want to live in the
same city for more than two years.

Sean: what about work?

How do you keep a job if
you're always running around?

I have this theory that
money always works itself out.

Yeah, there's relativity,
and then there's that one.

Excuse me.

Whoa.

Oh, hey, hey.

Whoa, whoa. Hey.

Okay, surprise!

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!

Oh! Sorry I am so tardy.

What is that?

You know, I feel like a
stewardess with this thing.

It's like, "hi, I'm
javier. Fly me."

Hi, natalie. Hi.

Where's noel?

I want to present
this to the two of you.

He's in the can.

Oh.

From mama.

Bonjour. Comment etes-vous?

It's a first-aid kit.

It's got bandages and...

And a defibrillator just
in case of heart att*cks.

Uh, excuse me, do you have
a pen anywhere in here?

Um, yeah, i-i think I saw
one on the back table there

By the notebook. Oh, thanks.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

That... That's my notebook.

Hey! Hey, please
don't use my notebook.

Richard. The thing's in there.

What thing? The form!

The intervention form.

Where's my coat?

Natalie.

I want my coat.

I'll get it.

Where's natalie?

No, we don't know where she is.

What?

Consuela, I can't
understand you.

You're slurring.

I actually thought
natalie was pretty cool.

You also chose
to get a nose ring.

Wait, okay, you know
what? Never... Never mind.

Okay, forget it. I got to go.

Okay, so if you hear from
natalie, call me, okay?

Okay, bye.

Can you imagine
going to a dinner party

And then finding out that everyone
there had conspired against you?

Yes, sadly.

I couldn't find her anywhere.

Noel, she's probably at a friend's.
No, she's not. She's nowhere.

Well, after what we did, she
probably needs to be alone.

Is there anything we
can do for you, noel?

Yeah, you need a place to stay?
You can crash here tonight.

No, I'm... I'm fine. Thanks.

Can I talk to you, please?

For a second, please?

Y-yeah, sure.

♪ I've been getting down ♪
last year in the beginning...

♪ About all the runaround ♪

♪ About all the pushing ♪
I was so mad at you.

♪ And the standing in line
♪ just... I needed something...

♪ But like my friends say ♪
to escape, and, uh...

♪ You gotta do it anyway ♪ ruby,
well, she came along at the perfect time.

♪ It just gets harder ♪

♪ When you ask why ♪ then
all of a sudden, like in a flash...

♪ And I'm tired ♪ I was
done with junior year.

♪ From all the weight ♪
all of a sudden, I was a senior.

♪ I'm tired ♪ how the
hell did I become a senior?

♪ Of being strong ♪

It's like I was... I was
running out of time.

♪ So won't you come and
stay? ♪ You know, I was in a panic.

And then...

♪ And let me lay ♪
uh, natalie appeared,

♪ Down in your arms ♪ and when I'm with
her, it's like I can ignore everything.

♪ Down in your arms ♪
it's like I wasn't me anymore.

Yeah.

I guess I haven't really
been me since, uh...

♪ I've been getting up early ♪
since sophomore year.

♪ I've been getting my coffee ♪

♪ And I'm tired ♪

♪ From all the weight ♪ I just don't
know if I can get my life back on track.

Noel.

♪ Tired ♪

♪ Of being strong ♪ look, I don't
want to move every two years.

♪ So won't you come and stay? ♪ I don't
want to take a vacation once a month.

I want to be here
with you guys...

♪ Let me lay down in your
arms ♪ with my friends.

♪ Down in your arms ♪ I got
to end this thing with natalie.

I mean, if that's what
you think is the best thing.

♪ I've got a troubled ♪
I do.

♪ Troubled mind ♪

♪ And you've got a heart ♪
I really do miss you.

♪ A heart so kind ♪
I miss you, too.

♪ So kind ♪

So you're having
lunch with towel guy

So you can test god?

That's right. I need a sign.

If god exists, he'll show me.

Ugh, that is such a load.

No, it's not!

Tracy gets signs all
the time. Why can't i?

You're not testing god.

You're going out to
lunch with a hot guy.

Don't turn a
whatever into a virtue.

God isn't gonna help
me with this, is he?

No.

Well, towel guy is
too cute. Don't go.

Did you see his butt?

I need you to go with me.

I am not going to lunch with
you because of some guy's butt.

You'll be the buffer.

Otherwise, I might lose control.

You lost control when you
said you didn't have a boyfriend.

I was there.

Look, this would be
perfect. We'll go to lunch.

He'll turn out to
be a raving idiot.

I'll lose interest, and this
whole thing will be over.

And what if he's not an idiot? No
guy could be that hot and not be.

What if he is? Well, then I'll
need you as a buffer for sure.

How you doing? Okay.

Good to see you.

I-i got you something. Oh, wow.

Thank you.

It's not much.

Do you know them? Uh, no.

The guy at the store
said they're really good.

Thanks. Sure.

Uh, do you want to go in?

This it? Yeah.

I forgot what
this city's like...

All the people and the noise.

You forget when you're
away for so long... Yeah.

How wild it is. Yeah.

Well, you should... You
should come out more often.

Yeah, I will. Yeah.

You know what? Don't do that.

Huh?

I just...

I've been through this
enough times with you

To know that what
you say is gonna happen

And what actually does happen

Are two totally
different things.

Well, ben, sometimes
you say things...

Just don't say you're gonna
be here when you're not,

When you know that you're not.

Please don't do that.

All right.

You know how old I am, ben?

Like, uh, 40-something?

48.

And when I look back...

I can't remember one
thing about your childhood.

How about that?

All I remember
was this little boy...

And me not being there.

So, what was I doing?

What was I doing that
was so damned important?

What could possibly
have been so important?

I just...

It goes so fast, you know?

People tell you that,
but you don't believe it.

But I'm... I'm telling you,

It just all goes so fast.

Pre-law?

Really?

Yeah. You know, I'm
thinking criminal defense.

I truly believe everybody
deserves a fair trial.

You know, this is one of only
six countries in the world

Where capital
punishment is legal.

Really? Yeah.

And studies have
consistently proven

That it doesn't deter people
from committing crimes.

Um, you two want another slice?

No. I'd love one.

Okay, you got it.

He is not an idiot. I definitely
need a sign from god.

Well, here's a
sign... I'm leaving.

No, no, I need you.

Why? It seems like you're
doing fine on your own.

He's pre-law. I can't help it.

I'm always the third
wheel, and I hate it.

I... It's humiliating.

I'm begging you. I need a
buffer now more than ever.

Oh, my god.

All right, here we go.

I got you one just in case.

Thank you.

So, uh, where were we?

Criminal defense.

Noel: yeah, lola, it's noel.

Noel crane.

Leon? Right.

Um, look, have you... Have
you heard from natalie?

Because she hasn't come home,

And I'm starting to
get a little worried.

I'm afraid she...

Never mind.

Hi.

Uh...

Where were you? I've
been worried about you.

Look, I know that you're
angry about last night.

I do. I...

Actually, about
the other night...

The intervention... I know that.

Um, but, look, my point is
that i-i totally understand,

And I want to try
to explain, okay?

It's actually kind of sweet
when you think about it.

Okay, maybe it's not
sweet, but it was...

Natalie, it was
well-intentioned, all right?

They're concerned about me.

They're afraid that maybe I'm
acting a little too impulsive,

That maybe I'm
throwing my life away

By getting married
to you, you know?

I...

Of course, I totally
disagreed with them.

Initially... I did.

Uh, but...

You know, then...
Then I started thinking.

Um, not that I'm
throwing my life away,

But... You know, maybe this
isn't the right situation for me,

Or for either of us.

You know, I mean,
we're both young.

We haven't finished
school, and...

And recent studies
show that, you know,

To be competitive in
today's job market,

You need a college education.

And...

This whole summer has just
been an unbelievable wild ride

That I wish could last forever,

But summer can't last forever.

It's fall now. You
know, look, look, look.

I know... Okay.

I know that we promised each
other "till death do us part,"

And those are sacred,
sacred vows... They are...

But, you know, we
said them in a casino,

And... And I'd... I'd just had
that snifter of cognac before,

So I wasn't quite
in my right mind.

Um...

What I'm... What
I'm trying to say,

And I'm sure... I'm sure
that you agree with me,

Is that obviously we
shouldn't be married.

Oh! Oh!

Hey. Hi.

How are you? I'm good.

You haven't talked to
noel, have you? No, I haven't.

The last time I talked to him,

He was going to
break up with natalie.

I want to make sure he's okay.

No, i-i haven't talked
to him. I haven't seen him.

What's that? Uh...

My dad got it for me.

That's sweet. Yeah.

It's a little weird,
but it's, uh, it's nice.

Uh, that's not all, actually.

What do you mean?

Well, um, he got tickets
to tonight's yankees game.

Um, apparently his law firm

Gets really great seats
behind, like, home plate,

So I was just wondering
if, uh, you wanted to go.

I would love to go.

Okay. That's so great.

Yeah, it is. Yeah.

Yeah, I guess noel's breakup
attempt with natalie didn't go so well.

Sean: yeah, she coldcocked him.

Yeah. He was freaking out.

He wanted a lawyer
and all this stuff,

So I told elena that.

I told him I knew
someone in pre-law.

Well, you know, the best
thing would be an annulment.

So not an idiot.

But that would require a mutual
agreement from both parties

Stating that the marriage can be
voided for legal reasons. An agreement?

Does it look like
this is a woman

Who is capable of
having an agreement?

Okay, annulment's out.

Uh, well, then we're
talking no-fault divorce.

No-fault? No, no way!

These guys will tell
you... It was her fault!

All right, she manipulated
this entire situation. Noel.

Look, okay, how about
accumulated assets?

That's always a tough issue.

Yeah, yeah, a plate.

A plate?

A plate... We bought a very expensive
plate together with my money.

The plate is mine.

Is... Um, what about mediation?

No! The plate is
not being mediated!

No mediation, okay?

Um, noel...

I completely understand
this is incredibly upsetting,

And if this were me, I'd probably
be acting the exact same way,

But i-i think it might help
if you can... Stay calm.

Calm down?

Yeah.

C...

She hit me in the face!

She could have
broken my eye socket!

Right, but getting
back at natalie

Isn't gonna help you
get back on track,

And that's the whole
point of this, right?

Oh, I gotta get to class, guys.

Look, uh, noel,

If you want to talk
about this some more,

Feel free to give
me a call, all right?

Uh, elena's got my
number. Thanks, man.

I'll walk you out.

Great.

Look, man, you
need a place to live,

I got plenty of
space at the loft.

No, you don't have to do that.
It's not a problem, seriously, noel.

Hey, I'll give you
the first night free.

Huh? Think about it.

Are you okay?

My eye hurts.

Julie was supposed
to be my buffer, okay?

So, we're just...
The three of us...

Hanging out in my
room listening to music.

And she left. My
buffer just left.

I gotta go. What?

I have religious studies
class in like 10 minutes.

It's the only class that I like.

Julie, I need you to stay.

Bye.

So...

Thanks for... For
talking to noel.

No, no, you don't
have to thank me.

Who's leon?

It's his alter-ego thing.

He's been a little
confused, um, lately.

But who isn't?

Yeah.

♪ Sweet sweet letting go ♪

♪ How it scares my heart so ♪

Oh, my god!

Oh, god.

Oh!

Oh, my god!

What?

Oh! This is my boyfriend.

But you said you
didn't... I know. I know.

I-i lied. I'm sorry.

Um, i-i've got to go.

Um, I'm sorry.

♪ No one's gonna
whisper in your ear ♪

♪ This is it ♪

♪ What you've got here ♪

♪ All I know is ♪

What's going on?
I believe in god.

What?

Yeah, I just decided.

Oh, uh, I thought
you said that...

Never mind what I
said. I'm a believer.

Why?

I-i just am.

Mm. Okay.

Okay. You go back to class now.

Okay.

♪ I don't know why ♪

♪ Is it love? ♪

Hi.

I got breakfast.

I already ate.

It's your favorite, though.

It's pepperoni and
mushrooms from johnny's.

I still already ate.

Sean, uh, sean said that
I could stay at the loft.

So, what are we gonna do now?

I guess there's some sort of
paperwork we need to sign, right?

Yeah, um... I'll
take care of it.

I-i found a... Website.

It's "annulment
something dot-com."

It's, uh, it's a
pretty good site.

You know, they
got a nice interface.

So, it's...

How's your eye?

It's okay, you know.

Uh...

Javier's wedding
gift came in handy.

There was... A salve.

You know, it wouldn't be so
hard annulling this marriage

If you weren't so adorable.

Look, I don't think
this is such a good idea,

Considering... You know.

Considering what?

That I'm going to
oktoberfest alone?

That you're going to
have to throw away

All the cool clothes I got you?

That you're gonna
forget about me?

No, I'm...

I won't. I won't
forget about you.

I mean...

You'll always be
my first husband...

Leon.

Oh, god.

Oh, hey.

Hey.

Hey.

I'll... I'll call you later.

Okay.

Bye.

Wow! What a buffer.

I don't need your
attitude right now, okay?

What time does the game start?

Uh, about 20 minutes.

Probably gonna miss the
first inning, but it's no big deal.

No.

He's probably just
stuck in traffic.

Yeah.

♪ Truth ♪

♪ Always deceiving ♪

♪ Never believing ♪

♪ In yourself ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

♪ Truth ♪

♪ Not what you're giving ♪

♪ Not what is living ♪

♪ Inside of you ♪

♪ And doubt is a traitor ♪

♪ To you ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

♪ Truth ♪

♪ Is not a flower ♪

♪ The highest power ♪

♪ But not for you ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

♪ Truth ♪

♪ Isn't a savior ♪

♪ Not your creator ♪

♪ So don't give me your truth ♪

♪ And if you want to be ♪

♪ What you always try to be ♪
you okay?

The little league bleachers,
the steps outside the pool,

Those stupid plastic
chairs at graduation.

I promised myself I wasn't
gonna sit in another chair

Waiting for him, just knowing
he's not gonna show up.

But it's the same thing
every time with him...

Every single time.

It's different this time.

It's not different.

This time you have me.

♪ And if you want to be ♪

♪ What you always try to be ♪