03x04 - Greeks and Geeks

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Felicity". Aired: September 29, 1998 –; May 22, 2002.*
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03x04 - Greeks and Geeks

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Previously on "felicity"...

I want to be here with
you guys... With my friends.

I do care about you
enough to let you go.

I mean, if that's
what you really need.

Thank you.

As you guys probably
already know, I'm leaving.

I just don't think

That new york is the
place for me right now.

And I'm sorry that
we fought last night.

I'm so sorry.

But I know that we're
better friends than that.

And I know that
you know that too.

So I'll see you when I see you.

Hey.

I thought you were strictly mac.

Oh. Yeah, I am.

I'm... I'm up for this gig at the
university computer center.

Like an on-call repairman for
students whose computers crash.

So I got to learn
how to use the pc.

Wow. That sounds great.

Yeah.

So, when's the next
"star trek" convention?

No. See, that's a cliché, man.

Not... Not all computer guys
are trekkies, you know? Okay.

Look, I'm gonna make a lot
of money if I get this, too.

I'm sure you are.
Good luck to you.

Look, it's a great
extracurricular for my résumé.

And I won't be late with the rent.
Please don't be late on the rent, okay?

Don't... Don't be like ben.

Every month,
it's like... It's like...

Rent?

That is him. Tomorrow? Hmm?

What?

Morning. Hey.

No, I'm not using the phone.

Wow.

Well, I won't be late.

I've got the next few
weeks planned out.

And if I can stick to it,

By the time natalie gets
back from oktoberfest,

My life should be, uh, should
be almost back on track.

Good. That's... Hi.

My name's misty, and last
week was my 18th birthday.

But I'm as naughty
as a horny housewife.

Oh, I'm wearing short
shorts and a t*nk top

Are you hearing that?
With nothing on underneath.

Uh... Hmm? With
nothing on underneath.

I don't know.

My girlfriends say
I have a nice body.

Okay, who the hell
is she talking to? I...

Excuse me. I...

No, I don't wear a bra.

I don't have to.

Hey.

Hey, uh, who are you talking to?

Oh. Shh! It's my boyfriend.

Hold on. I don't
want him to hear.

Can this wait? You're
gonna cost me 20 bucks.

What? Wait a minute.

This is the new job that
you got? Phone sex?

Okay. I don't want you
doing that on my phone.

You know what? Let
me just slip that off.

Hold on one second.

I cannot believe
this bothers you.

Why? Wouldn't it bother you? No.

Why not? This is... This is...

Okay. Yeah. I have 'em off now.

Tell me what you want me to do.

Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Can we have this
conversation later?

Oh, yeah. Sure. Just let
me know when he's done.

Uh, that's... Oh, that's
just my boyfriend.

Um, patrick.

What?

Okay. Hold on.

He wants to talk to you.

What? No, no, no.

Talk to him.

Hello.

Yes, this is... Patrick.

What? You want me to what?

Oh. Okay.

Customer's always right.

Ow!

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What are you doing out here?

I couldn't sleep in that bed.

Couldn't stop
thinking about julie.

Here.

Thanks.

I couldn't really sleep either.

That tape she made.

I watched it again last night.

Something about that
goodbye just... Seemed so final.

I know. I just don't know
what else we can do.

I mean, everything
can't just stop.

I know. And I've got
this poli sci paper.

I've never worked so hard.

Did I tell you about
this french exam I have?

Oh, my god.

You want me to
come cheer you on?

No, thanks.

Hello?

Hi.

Yeah. Can you hang on a second?

It's julie's mom. She
wants to know if she's here.

Her birth mom? No. Mrs. Emrick.

It doesn't sound like she knows
she's gone. What do I tell her?

You can't tell her
anything. Why not?

Because julie obviously
wants to tell her herself

In her own way, and
we've got to respect that.

Hi.

Julie's not here right now.

In class, I guess.

Uh, can I take a message?

All right. Yeah.

Thanks.

I think it was the
right thing to do.

Yeah.

I know!

Would you relax, please?

Look at me. Look at
me. You're gonna be fine.

Benjamin, this is how I get
when I get put to the test, okay?

I panic.

He's got his citizenship test.

Can you ditch it,
please? Ditch the camera.

Javier, you're gonna do great.

What was I thinking?

Inviting everyone to... To
my swearing-in ceremony.

Did you get the invitation?
Yes. It was so beautiful.

Of course I'm gonna be there.

Oh, I even bought a new suit.

And it looks like
a prada, you know?

But I think it's a rip-off,
'cause the label says "prapa."

Okay, look.

I only have paper midterms.

And they're not due till
next week, so I'll help you.

No.

You have to take
care of your father

And nurse him back
to health. No, no.

My, uh, my... We're
gonna be fine.

Oh. Thank you, benjamin.

You're welcome.

Does he know a thing
about american history?

Um, yeah. I-i mean, I'm...

Oh, my god.

I got the pain
again in my chest.

Oh.

I think I got vangina.

Oh, you have what?

Uh, okay.

So I've learned a few tricks
over the years, you know?

A little, uh, p-ram zap.

And it's back.

That was okay. Do me a favor.

Don't call her an "it."

I'm sorry. I don't...

They're not appliances.

No. I mean, it's an
incredibly advanced machine.

They have souls.

I can see that. Yeah.

I mean, one could equate the...

The whole cyber thing with...

Don't say "cyber."

No?

No. It's empty.

It doesn't even begin
to describe the flow.

It's not just bits
and bytes of raw data

Floating around out there.

It's a mass psyche.

An interconnected consciousness.

Uh, yeah. I can see that.

All right. Let's see you open up
the firmware and reset the board.

Yeah, yeah. Uh, no problem.

Macs are like guys.

Buddies.

But pcs, they're
like pretty girls.

See, I disagree. I think
macs are much sexier.

That's not what I mean.

What I meant is that pcs
aren't so easy to get to know.

And 70% of our patients
are windows-based.

I'm fine with that. When,
uh, when do I start?

Mm. Confidence. That's good.

You'll need that
for the challenge.

The what?

A series of tests. More
of a trial, actually.

Some call it an ordeal.

I like to think of it as
a, um, rite of passage.

A purification.

I believe that true
mastery demands blood.

Are we still talking
about computers?

Friday afternoon, I'll put
you through your pc paces.

Many apply, but few are taken.

So don't be
surprised if you wang.

I won't wang. I'm not
a... I'm not a wanger.

Until friday afternoon.

The thing about these
philosophy questions,

You have to go absolutely crazy.

Like what?

Like, "is there any knowledge
in the world so certain

That no reasonable
person could doubt it?"

Yes.

Yes? Like what?

Like you snore.

I do not snore. Yes, you do.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do. I do? I snore?

Hey, so wish me luck.

Uh, you don't need luck
on your french midterm.

Philosophy. Oh.
Well, then, good luck.

What... What does
this look like to you?

Um, is that molly's?

I'll... I'll be right back.

Hey.

Do you want some
baked beans and toast?

Oh, no, thanks.

Um, can I ask you a question?

I-i found this i-in our closet.

Wow.

Kind of looks like crystal meth.

Oh, my brother used to
be addicted to this stuff

While I was living with
him, which was fantastic.

Molly, just so you know...
I mean, I have to tell you...

I-i do not care if it's yours.

Well, I kind of thought
you would care.

But no, it's definitely
not mine, felicity.

I mean, I wouldn't
touch the stuff.

It's... It's horrible.

Hey!

Hey.

I found this in the
top of julie's closet.

You think this is julie's?

I don't know. What do you think?
Well, you found it in the closet.

It could be anybody's. It could've
been there for a year for all we know.

The only thing I'm thinking is it could
explain the way she's been acting lately.

Yeah. We even talked
about that, remember?

How she would be happy
one minute and then quiet

And then belligerent the next.

Yeah. My brother used to be
like that when he was using.

But they get really
good at hiding it.

Sean: all right.

So tell us about
that new job you got.

I am working as a
phone-sex operator.

And I am providing what I
think is an important service.

I fulfill fantasies for
men across the country.

Mm. So you turn them on.

Well, yeah.

I mean, but I get a bonus
if I keep them on longer.

So it's not as
simple as it sounds.

So, do you ever get turned on?

What do you mean?

I mean do you ever get,
uh, you know, excited...

Providing this... This
important service?

I don't know.

I mean, a little. Yeah.

What?

I-i... No. I'm kidding, sean.

Do you get turned
on? I'm just kidding.

Do you? Come on. No.

Yes, you do. Okay. Cut.

Elena: so how was the midterm?

Horrible. I couldn't focus.

I know. I couldn't stop
thinking about julie.

I know. What about julie's mom?

Oh, god. I feel so
bad about that.

I know. We lied. I mean,
that's basically what we did.

Instead of protecting her, I
think we did just the opposite.

Wait. Wait. Are you
calling her mom?

Do you not think I should?

I think you should,

But are you gonna tell
her about the dr*gs?

No, but I think...

I think we have to tell
her that julie dropped out.

Hi. M-mrs. Emrick?

It's felicity porter.

Good. Yeah, things
are going well.

Um, i-i was just curious
if julie had called you.

No, i-i don't think
so. I just, um...

When we talked before,

Uh, I didn't tell you
this because I'm...

I'm pretty sure julie
wanted to tell you herself.

Um...

Julie dropped out.

She left new york.

S-she took a bunch
of her stuff and, um...

No, she... She didn't say where.

What?

She's crying.

Hey.

This playstation 2
thing is a real problem.

I might never leave
the apartment.

How did, uh, how'd
the french exam go?

Oh, philosophy.

Philosophy.

How'd it go?

Uh, not good.

Oh, it couldn't
have been that bad.

I called julie's mom.

Oh.

She was really scared.

I mean, her voice
was... All shaky and...

It was just scary.

I guess, uh, julie
hadn't told her

About what really
happened with her father.

So I did.

Was she all right?

No.

She, um, got off the phone

And, uh, talked to her husband.

And when she called
back, she was so angry.

She was really mad.

And, uh...

She asked me how I
could've let her daughter go

And how I could be living
with her and not notice

Babe, that... There was such a
problem, there was something wrong.

That is not fair. Why not?

I mean, the last time I talked
to her I was horrible to julie.

You were not horrible.
Julie was acting nuts.

And I should have realized
something was wrong with her.

Instead I just made it worse.

Look, the only reason julie's
mother is saying all that stuff

Is 'cause she's upset
and you know that.

Julie is gone, okay?

I was obviously too wrapped
up in my own life to realize,

You know, what was
going on with her.

I know. But none of us saw that.

I mean, I waited four days
before I even called her mom.

But some people wouldn't have called
them at all. You have to realize that.

Come on.

You just... You
don't understand.

I do understand. Listen to me.

What happened with
julie is not your fault.

If i... If I've learned anything

From what happened with
my dad, it's that, all right?

What happened is not your fault.

Come here.

Sean: noel? Yeah.

Where are you going
right now? What's going on?

Well, I got, uh, I got the
challenge in two days.

The challenge?
Yeah. The pc olympics.

Tracy got a new laptop,
so he's gonna use his old one

To, uh, to test me, you know?

Screw up the operating system,
see if I can get the thing to work again.

Okay. I got a little
bit of advice for you.

All right.

Let the wookie win.

Ha. That's funny.
That's a good one.

Where you going?
Where you going?

Can't do it, can you?

I can fix anything. I'm
hercules, god of strength.

Right. Just admit
that I got you, okay?

That word processor
is never opening again.

How did you do that?

Oh, it's just a... It's a
little trick I learned.

It's called "being a genius."

Okay. You're good.

The geek's gonna
hire you. You're in.

Mnh-mnh. You don't understand.

This guy, he's a... He's
a real peen, all right?

He's gonna test me hard, so I
got to know this stuff backwards.

I got you.

Yeah. So here.

Sit down and, um...
And do it again.

Just make it... Make it a
little harder this time, okay?

Right. Make it a little harder.

Uh-huh.

This is nice.

Hey.

Please don't touch my
porsche. I just got it.

I'm just looking, all right?

It's not bad for a... A non-mac.

Well, elena just
happens to be writing

Her poli midterm
on that non-mac.

And if you lose that
file, I guarantee you

She will kick your
ass back to boston.

What was that?

If you can fix this,
you're supernerd.

Matter of fact, if you can fix
this, you're super meganerd.

Thank you. Give me
back my good one.

It's all yours.

Sean: his i.n.s. Test
two days away,

Javier clemente quintata
heads to the library

With his mentor,
benjamin coving...

Can you... Can you do the
narration later, please?

Just pretend like I'm not
here, man. That's impossible.

You're narrating everything we
do. That's only my job. Go ahead.

Okay. Who were the pilgrims?

Uh, pilgrims.

Um, the... Earliest
permanent, uh,

British settlers in america.

That's great. There you go.
You're gonna do good, man.

Oh, look at this. Oh.

Isn't the american
flag beautiful?

Are you planning on voting?

Yes. Well, yes.

But not in this
election, darling.

My friend here is helping
me with my citizenship test.

But I won't be
registered in time.

Well, good luck with
the test. Hope you pass it.

Oh, thank you so much!
I love you for that!

Good luck! Good luck. We
got a lot of studying to do.

What about you? Are
you planning on voting?

Uh, no. Let's go.

What did you say,
ben? What? Nothing.

I just said I wasn't gonna vote.

Sean: in an ironic
twist, javier's mentor,

Unpoliticized himself...
Hey, will you shut up?

It's not about me. I
can't believe that... Wait.

This is your first
national election,

And you're not planning
on voting? J-javier...

You... Do you realize
what a privilege it is

To be able to
vote? Javier, man...

Okay, look, politicians are
so full of crap, all right?

Look, it doesn't matter who's
gonna be president anyway, okay?

Let's just go. Let's
go to the library.

You coming?

Can you believe
this pineapple head?

I mean, you know,

Studying american history
and then not voting?

If he does vote, he
should vote hypocrat.

Uh, felicity porter?

Um...

I'm sorry.

I'm... I'm... I'm just
not prepared.

Mitchell crowley.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Hey. Hey.

Oh, god. You're
not gonna believe it.

Again, this week, the
documentary has no hook.

Uh-huh.

Javier's story is really
sweet and everything.

But I don't think it's
compelling enough... Oh, god, yes.

Oh!

Mmm! That's what I like. Mmm!

Okay, I'm your boyfriend.
Can I talk to you for a second?

Okay. Oh, yeah. Go.

Go! Hey!

Hey! Slimy. Weasel.
How ya doin'?

This is not your
apartment, sean!

I really don't want you
doing this anymore. Excuse me?

Listen to me.

At first I didn't like this.

But I tried to be mature
about it and deal with it.

But it's not working, and I'll tell
you why. Because you're uptight?

No, because you're
cheating on me. What?

Every time you make a
call to one of these guys

It's like you're having
a little mini fling, okay?

And it's enough. I can't deal with it
anymore. I have news for you, sean.

I'm not like the girls
you used to date.

I'm not like chloe
the librarian.

Yeah. Obviously. She could read.

You know what?

Talking to these guys is
like having sex with you

Because it's over real
fast and I do all the work!

Good luck with your career!

Hey.

Hey.

Javier: well, yes.

I am nervous about
taking the test.

But I am very...
Feeling very confident

About my chances
of becoming a cit...

Sean: oh. Sorry.

Ah. Sorry.

Blumberg prod...

Uh... What?

It's this damn phone-sex company

Calling for meghan again.

Let me... Let me talk to him.

No. Just give me the phone.

Give it to... Okay. All right.

All right. Okay.

Hello, this is amber. Yes. Oh.

I'm, um, I'm a luscious blonde.

Um, with a 44 triple "d."

I think I used to be
roommates with this guy.

You're kidding.

Francis? Can we just
get on with this, please?

We're wasting time. Let's go.

Whoa. Excuse us, mr. Non-voter.

Zip it. All right.

When did the, uh,
civil w*r begin?

When did the civil w*r begin?

What civil w*r?

Let it go, crane.

No. I can get this, all right?

I'm channeling kevin mitnick.

This is like e.r., Man.

Eventually you're
gonna have to stop cpr

And let the patient die.

Just reformat the
hard drive. Mnh-mnh.

Two midterms down, two to go.

Hey, baby.

Hey, noel. Hey.

Hey, hey. Hey.

Ah. I think you're right.

I think it's dead.

Checkmate, crane.

What's dead?

My crappy old laptop.

The one I was using?

No. Baby, remember?

Y-you put, um... It all in here.
This was the one you were using.

No, I didn't touch that one.

My poli sci paper
is on that one.

Did you back your work up?

Would I be freaking out like
this if I had backed up my stuff?

You know, y-you really
should back all your data up.

It took me a month
to finish that paper,

And it was harder than
all my pre-med classes,

And it's due tomorrow... Do
you know what that means?

Yeah. I have an idea.

Hey, elena.

Can I talk to you for a sec?

You guys better get my paper.

Okay.

Now, you know
I'm not one to get...

You know...

Nice.

Worried about people.

But felicity has been
in her room for hours.

She's just sitting on her bed,

Staring off into space
like a stuffed animal.

What the hell is going on
with her? It's julie's mom.

She made her feel like
julie's leaving was her fault.

What? Yeah.

I-i think we just need to
get her out of this house.

Yeah, but I'm not going
anywhere till noel saves my paper.

Hey. What's going on?

Um, we're going out.

Oh. Have fun.

Oh, no.

Uh, we're going out
with you to have fun.

Yeah. You got to stop
moping around the house.

It's irritating.

Meghan's right, and I
never say, "meghan's right."

Maybe I should go out.

Good.

Wait. Where are you going?

When you were leon, what's the
most out-there club you went to?

Meghan, I'm busy.
This is important.

The places I went this summer
are too out-there, even for you.

Tell me where you partied.

You can't handle
where I partied.

You're worthless.

Hey.

Yeah? We need a party right now.

Well, there's a rager down at
the beta theta xi house tonight.

Yeah. Okay. You need a date?

Not a chance.

Okay, we're going
to a... A frat party.

Yes. Of course. I feel
terrible about what happened.

What the hell else
was I supposed to do?

The only reason I took her
to the party in the first place

Was because she was upset
about the whole julie thing.

And then, on our way there, she
plopped down on the steps that we passed.

And she was like, "I don't
want to go to the party."

I have never seen her
so depressed. Sean: mm.

That's not true. I've
seen her more depressed.

But the thing is, I
just... I-i looked at her,

And I go, "look, you're
gonna go to this party.

"Get your ass to the party.

"You're gonna have a good time

Or I'm gonna tell everybody
your dirty, little secrets."

Whoa. What dirty,
little secrets?

She went to the
party. I can't tell you.

Hey. You guys, what time is it?

I have a phone-sex
shift at midnight.

Oh, you've got an
hour. You're fine.

Okay. Well, let me
know when it's 12:00.

Okay. Ew.

There's nothing like sticky
floors and the smell of puke.

My god. Is it rush
week or something?

It's not even the weekend.

Ladies.

Jello sh*ts.

Yeah?

Thanks.

Okay, these things
will kick your ass.

Cheers. Cheers.

You're eating yours.


Eat it. Eat it.

They're actually kind of good.

They're good.

They're big.

Damn!

This is bad.

You know, I don't want
to hear that this is bad.

I don't want to
hear that my paper,

My life's work, has been erased.

Maybe you should call the guy...

No. Wait. There's a guy?

I can't. Sort of. Yes.

And you didn't
call him right away?

Look, he's supposed to hire
me for a job that involves fixing

These exact same problems, okay?

How would it look if I called...
I don't care how it looks.

Call the guy.

It's su1c1de if I do that.

It's m*rder if you don't.

Um, I'll call the guy,
okay? I'll call the guy.

We need some new victims.
You guys up for a game?

N. What's the deal?

Strip ping-pong.

You lose a point, you
lose a piece of clothing.

We're undefeated so far.

Yeah. No, thanks.

Let me explain one thing to you.

We don't... We
don't want to play.

We are gonna kick
your little greek asses.

Bring it on, girls.

Uh, I mean... Yeah,
you two can play.

I'm not... Oh, no. No.

I'm going to the
loo. You can play.

I'm really good at this.
No, no, no. You guys...

Don't worry. Come on.
That's not, uh, as reassuring.

Please don't go! Don't go.

Shut up! Don't puss out on me.

Come on.

All right.

No, it's, uh, it's right there.

So, you know, thanks
for coming over so late.

I know it's... You know.

You wanged.

No. No, no, no. It's...
It's not my fault.

I mean, he did something
to the computer that... Hey.

Yeah, I wanged.

Can you fix it?

Save the attitude for
your blender, honey.

Excuse me? Okay. Baby. Baby.

Baby, let's remember that
he's here to help, okay?

I have few but
crucial requirements.

Soda. Jolt would be
ideal. Coke or pepsi will do.

Ho hos. Ding dongs. Yo
yos. Anything in that family.

And doritos. If you have any.

We don't.

Get some.

You know what?

I'll get the doritos.

You got the...? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Aah! Yeah!

We rule!

And you drool.
Take off your socks.

Yes!

Whoa. Hey. Oh! Yes.

More?

We'll take these two. Yes.

Oh, my god. For the...

For the soon-to-be champions.

Why does your voice
sound so... Familiar?

Walk away from me.

Why aren't you naked?

'Cause we're so good.

'Cause we rule the school.

Um, it's... It's... It's...

Oh, my god! My phone sex!

You were supposed
to remind me, damn it.

You're... You're supposed
to go and do your thing.

Here. You take over for me.

No. I can't.

Come on. This is so much fun.

We are doing so good.
There's a guy. He's over there.

And he's reading my
palm, and he's so good.

But we're doing so good. And I
have to go back and let him finish.

You have to stay. And I'm
allergic to these balls.

Oh. I have to go.

Okay. Bye.

Bye!

Um... Okay.

Uh, who's good?

You ready?

How many states broke
away from the union,

Starting the civil w*r?

Okay. Let me see.

I know this. I know
this. I know this.

Um, I should know this.

It's, um, um... Eight.

No, it's not eight.
No, it's not eight.

It's, um... It's,
um... It's, um...

It's 10. No, it's
not 10. It's 11.

Javier, we've been over this so
many times. Oh, I'm going to fail!

What was I thinking?

The ceremony is tomorrow.

Now everyone's going to
see... See what a, you know,

What a non-american I am.

This is so humiliating.

Sean: come on.

Help him. Do something. Come on.

What am I supposed to
do? I don't know what to do.

All right. Come on, javier.

What's the worst
that can happen?

So you don't become
a citizen, all right?

I mean, it's just a card.

It's not like you're gonna
get deported or anything.

You're not gonna lose
your job or anything.

It's not that big a deal. All
right. Okay. Okay. Hold on.

Do not take offense to
what I am about to say to you.

You are one spoiled little man.

This is not about a
card, benjamin, okay?

This whole thing is
about being a part

Of the greatest
family in the world.

The american family.

The american democratic system,

Which you take for granted
with your lack of voting,

Exists because
of people like me.

People who care.

People who want to be
a part of the process.

And if you don't
understand that or can't...

Then maybe you should
be the one taking this test

Instead of me.

I'm going to be in the bathroom,
and I want to be alone, okay?

Wow, man. Yeah. Wow.

I could sell that as a p.s.a.

Crowd: strip!
Strip! Strip! Strip!

Mmm. Yeah, baby.

Yeah, you can put the
custard anywhere you want.

Mm-hmm!

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, baby. Hey.

I'm on the phone here.

Uh, we kicked
your friend's butt.

And it was a cute butt, too.

She lost?

Yeah.

Hey, you left pretty early. I
wanted to get your number.

Hold on one second, baby.

Listen, uh, scooter,
I have a boyfriend.

My naked friend and
I have boyfriends.

Oh.

Okay.

Someone should tell randy.

Who's randy?

The guy your naked
friend ran off with.

She left? Where'd she go?

I don't know.

She doesn't drink
a lot, does she?

Hey, come on. I just...

Wait.

Hello?

You want to do what to me?

Sean. Good morning.

I really screwed up.

Look, you are an
entrepreneur, okay?

And if that's the job
that you want... No, no, no.

I'll quit. I'll
quit. I don't care.

You're not quitting
for me. I'm not...

What... What
happened to your arm?

Nothing. I-i fell down
stairs. I was drunk.

It's terrible! It's nothing.

No, it's not... Sean,
can I say something?

Yes.

I lost felicity.

Oh, my god.

I told you not to do that.

Baby, please give
the man some room.

Come on. Be strong. Fight.

You can do this. I
know you can, honey.

It's gone?

I'm afraid we have to zz top.

No!

Uh, what does that mean?

It means that
everything on her brain

Will be wiped out forever.

She'll revert to plain vanilla.

Oh, my god.

There's no other way?

I can wake her up.

She won't be the same little
one you knew and loved.

But she'll reinstall.

And in time... You'll
grow to love her again.

Oh, my god. I'm
gonna get my first "f."

It's not easy on me,
either, all right?

I don't believe this.

Wait.

Uh, I want to try something.

It's no use, man. Let her go.

Move.

Oh, no.

You're reinstalling
the io.sys file.

Oh, my god.

It was missing
from the config.sys.

That's so damn simple.

Wait a minute.

Does this mean I can
get my paper back?

Uh...

Uh, it... I just
fixed it for you.

Yes.

Noel!

Wait. Let me save it.

Oh, my god. Yes.

Back it up.

You thought he wasn't good.

You were gonna
give him the mind meld.

But you can't. You
want to know why?

'Cause he's good. He's good!

Are you okay?

I lost touch with the flow.

No, it's... It's, uh...

It's okay. You know, I mean,
everyone has off days.

Sometimes it's the... It's
the most obvious solution

That, uh, that we
tend to forget about.

No.

I was cocky. Arrogant.

But you had it.

The flow was with you.

I'd be proud to have
you on the team.

I don't do that.

That... That hand
signal. I don't... I don't...

Oh. Okay.

Yeah. That's cool.

♪ When times are the worst ♪

♪ You see who you've got ♪

♪ You know what is real ♪

♪ And you find out what is not ♪

♪ I thought I had something ♪

Elena: hey.

Hey. Is felicity here?

No. Um, she's not at the loft?

No.

We were just there.

What happened to your arm?

Nothing. I was drunk. I fell.

Felicity got drunk
and disappeared.

What do you mean,
felicity disappeared?

I'm sure she's just sleeping
it off somewhere, okay?

Hey.

Guys, I'm here.

Hey. What happened to you?

Um...

I don't know.

Did you have fun?

Um...

God. I never should've
left her alone.

Hey, you know, if, uh, julie's
leaving wasn't my fault,

Then this definitely
wasn't yours.

Don't worry about it.

Hey.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Oh, not really.

I've got something
that might help.

It's a bindi.

This one is a blessing

To help all of the
negative things go away.

It's a prayer for
self-acceptance.

We are who we are,
and it's wonderful.

That should help you out.

I woke up in some
guy's bed this morning.

Oh. Okay.

Did anything happen?

I don't know.

I must've blacked
out or something.

I can't even remember.

I don't know what
I'm gonna tell ben.

It might take a
little bit of time

For the bindi to work its magic.

It's julie.

What?

Here you go.

Hello?

Oh, my god. Julie, are you okay?

But you're all right?
Everything's okay?

God. We've been so
worried about you.

I think you should
call your parents.

She already called them.

Julie, it's so good
to hear your voice.

Yeah, I'm okay.

I'm okay.

My stomach is
like a tractor pull.

I know. You're just nervous.
Just take a deep breath.

I don't think I can do this.

I know you can do this.
You're gonna do fine.

37?

Sean: ben, do it now.

Do what now?

Show him.

Show him what?

"Show him what?" Come on.

It'll be great.
Show him right now.

Javier.

Because of all your, uh,
bitching about privilege.

What is it? It is a voter's...

Uh, you inspired me
with your stupid speech.

You're going to vote?!

Yeah. Ow!

Oh, I'm so proud of you!

Hey.

You don't got to hug me.

Oh, that way you're gonna
be a part of history now.

That's fantastic. Yeah. It is.

Oh, that is exactly what I need

To... To, you know,
make me feel confident.

Good. Well, I'm glad.

Javier quintata.

Here we go.

What are the 49th and
50th states of the union?

Alaska and hawaii.

Okay.

Uh, this, uh, next
question is on the civil w*r.

In what year did
the civil w*r begin?

1861.

"...that I will support and
defend the constitution

And laws of the united
states of america."

All: that I will support and
defend the constitution

And laws of the united
states of america.

"...against all enemies,
foreign and domestic."

Against all enemies,
foreign and domestic.

"...that I will bear true faith
and allegiance to the same."

That I will bear true faith
and allegiance to the same.

"...that I will bear arms on
behalf of the united states

When required by law."

That I will bear arms... Hey.

Hey.

You okay? You almost missed it.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean actually, no. We had
a little too much to drink.

Yeah. I heard you guys went out.

Yeah.

And, uh, and julie called? Yeah.

Yeah? Did you ask her?

About what?

About the dr*gs.

Oh, yeah. She, uh,
said they weren't hers.

So, uh, I guess they
were just in the closet.

Oh. That's good.

Do you, uh, you feel better?

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

You okay?

Yeah. I'm just... You know.

Yeah.

Man: "so help me god."

All: so help me god.

Congratulations.
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