01x08 - Seattle

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Pam & Tommy". Aired: February 2022.*
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Mini-series that depicts the marriage between Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee and the release of their infamous unauthorized sex tape.
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01x08 - Seattle

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You owe me $ , .

I don't have the money.
Miltie has the money, man.

[GRUNTS]

You owe Butchie money!

And now you got me on your f*cking ass!

- Five months.
- Five months?

- I can't believe it. I know.
- Wow.

JAY LENO: Now, is it a boy or a girl?

Judge threw your case out.

He ruled in favor of "Penthouse."

They can't actually say that
sluts don't get to decide

what happens to pictures of their body.

- What did you do?
- I stole his safe,

which contained a certain video tape.

I really don't get why you're so mad.

It's p*rn.

It is not p*rn, you assh*le! Get out!

Now give me the money.

You're pretty cocky for a guy

with a detonator strapped to his chest.

[LAUGHTER]

You, son, are a loser.

Well, you're a bad person.

Maybe I am, but what about Pamela?

What did she do to deserve
what you've done to her?

Is she a bad person?

[TENSE MUSIC]

Exactly. Totally, man.

That's the name of the game.

The bottom line is, we
got to keep growing.

And it's so easy to repeat yourself,

but you can't be afraid of change.

This album, there's all
kinds of new sounds on there.

Industrial, techno, alternative.

But in the end it's still us.

It's still rock and roll.

Yeah. [CHEERS]

Basically, what we're trying to say is

this is ' s Crue.

[CHEERS]

RIKI RACHTMAN: What do you say?
You want a taste?

[CROWD CHEERS]

[HARD ROCK MUSIC]

Yeah!

♪ ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

♪ Another brick in the wall ♪

♪ Another cat to call ♪

♪ Another ticket tonight ♪

♪ Another dog in the fight ♪

♪ Mirror on the wall ♪

♪ Mascara stare ♪

♪ And lipstick on her eyes ♪

♪ Drop down in tears ♪

♪ She wants to cry ♪

♪ She says, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ She says, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ She says, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ She says, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

You're asking me what's in it for him?

CASTING ASSISTANT:
I'm asking what's in it for you?

Is it the money?

I'm with Gus because
he sees the real me.

When he looks at me,
he sees a full person,

not just a pair of gams to show off

to the fellas at Macambo.

CASTING ASSISTANT:
I'll take your word for it.

You don't have to take my word for it.

You just have to take your coat and hat

and get the hell out of my house.

CURTIS HANSON: Thank you. That was...

That was great.

Oh. [LAUGHS]

Thank you. I'm... um,

is that all you need or...
'cause I actually have been...

- CURTIS: Yep.
- I can do it a ton of...

That was perfect.

Okay. [CHUCKLES] That's great.

Whoo! Okay.

Thank you, Curtis. Thanks so much.

You're welcome. We'll be in touch.

PAM: Okay, great. That's...

Thank you for your time.

- Thank you.
- PAM: Thank you so much.

I appreciate it.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm sorry.

It's hard work being pregnant.

Thank you so much for your time.

I appreciate it. Bye.

- Bye.
- Have a great day.

PAM: It was quick.

I... I think I did well.
I think I did well.

ROB: I have no doubt.

Oh, and you told them how
much I love the project?

You know... you know, how
much I connect with the role?

- Multiple times.
- PAM: [SIGHS]

And they know I'll have
the baby weight off?

I made that abundantly clear.

[SIGHING] Oh, God.

All right, so what's going
on with the Bond spoof?

Still trading calls...
they definitely seem interested.

Mike Myers thought you were great.

But you know, I can't...
I can't give a yes.

You know, not until I know about LA.

Right, let's first have that problem.

PAM: I know. I know.

On another subject,

I got another call from "Baywatch."

Ugh. Rob...

ROB: They're desperate to have you back.

We hold all the cards.

We can cut you an incredible deal.

Listen, you know how I feel.

I know. Just... giving you options.

That's my job.

Listen, I am well aware that "Barb Wire"

didn't exactly light the world on fire,
but...

[SCOFFS] One movie shouldn't

k*ll my entire film career.

You're right.

One movie should not.

[TENSE MUSIC]

♪ ♪

. million.

That's how many people are
looking at those pictures.

Perverts,

casting directors...

Friends.

Well, at least it can't get any worse.

[JAZZY SOUL MUSIC]

♪ ♪

That's $ , .

Um... he'll have the
last three next week.

I was hoping I could
talk to you for a second.

Uh-huh.

RAND: I've done, uh...

I've done eight jobs for you.

Uh, I... I'd like to
think I did a pretty

decent job, you know?

I know we're not square yet, but...

This work is...

It's k*lling me.

I can't eat.

I can't sleep.

I have nightmares.

[STAMMERING] I'm not cut out for this.

I'm not cut out for this, Mr. Peraino.

It is devouring my soul, and so,
you know, if we could maybe

work out something else,
I don't know, um...

Tell you what.

Give me grand,

and I'll consider us even.

grand?

[JAZZY SPANISH SONG]

♪ ♪

[SOBBING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Sounded great, man. f*cking tight.

Dude, what time we got to be back here?

MANAGER: : .

- That early?
- To close?

Hey, guys.

So listen, slight change of plans.

[PHONE RINGING]

- PAM: Hey, hello.
- Hey, just talked to Curtis.

- And?
- ROB: He loved you.

He thought you were amazing,

but they are going in
a different direction.

Honey, this is one of the
most coveted roles in town.

Every major actress was
throwing her hat in this ring.

Oh, my God.

- Uh, who got it?
- ROB: Kim Basinger.

Listen to me, there is zero shame

in losing out to Kim Basinger.

All right, well, I guess I'm...

I'm cl... I'm clear
to do the Bond spoof.

[SIGHS]

PAM: [SIGHS] What?

Oh, f*ck!

- TOMMY: They f*cked us over.
- PAM: Tommy, wh...

What are you doing back?

TOMMY: MTV, the f*cking BMA people.

We were supposed to
close the show and then,

out of nowhere, this
producer chick's like,

"Oh, hey, by the way,
we're shuffling things around.

You're on first." So we're like,

"We're the opener? Sure, no problem."

And she's like, "Well, no. Not exactly."

So we're like, "Okay, what do you mean?"

And she's like, "Well, f*ck you."

Because it turns out
we're not the opener,

we're the f*cking pre-show.

Like, as in, before the thing starts.

They bumped us off the
broadcast for f*cking Beck.

So we're like, "f*ck that.

We're not some f*cking warm-up act."

So the four of us just
got up and f*cking left.

But at least you don't have
to get dressed tonight.

PAM: sh*t, sorry, baby.

I didn't get the part.

- Huh?
- [SIGHS]

"L.A. Confidential."

[SIGHS]

- Oh, sh*t.
- PAM: Yeah.

Or the stupid Bond spoof.

- Really?
- PAM: No.

No.

God, it's... Ugh!

It's so stupid. [CHUCKLES]

Oh, and you want to know who I, um...
I lost out to?

- Who?
- Elizabeth Hurley.

Who the f*ck is Elizabeth Hurley?

- That's what I said.
- [SCOFFS]

- f*ck Mike Myers.
- PAM: Yeah, it's not just him.

It's just... it's everybody.

It's everybody. It's...

[SIGHS] This tape.

I'm a walking punchline.

- It's gonna die down.
- PAM: That is just exactly

what I keep telling myself,
and then every time I do,

poom, something new comes along.

TOMMY: [QUIETLY] Aw, babe.

Listen to me.

It has to die down.

It's f*cking everywhere,
in newspapers, magazines, TV.

There's no place left for it to go.

[SIGHS]

[TENSE MUSIC]

[DIAL-UP MODEM SCREECHES]

♪ ♪

[PHONE RINGS]

Hello?

NIKKI: Have you seen this sh*t?

Nikki? What sh*t?

NIKKI: Tommy, would
you f*cking plug it in?

TOMMY: It's in! Is this
white box important?

- What is this?
- NIKKI: That's the modem.

TOMMY: Address bar?

What the hell are you talking about?

NIKKI: The white line at the top, Tommy.

No, it's just three Ws, okay?

It's not "W-W-W."

It's just three Ws.
Just type it in like that.

Okay, it's the arrow that
points back like, return.

TOMMY: Okay. It's loading.

[SIGHS]

Hold on.

[PHONE BANGS ONTO FLOOR]

PAM: Tommy, what are you doing?

TOMMY: [IN VIDEO] How's it going?
Look at you.

Look at you. Where you going?

- PAM: [INDISTINCT]
- TOMMY: Aw, that's sweet.

Come on. Hey.

Aw.

PAM: Ah! I am one lucky camper.

Whoo! Yes, naked.

TOMMY: You got it. All right, all right.

- PAM: Ah!
- TOMMY: Whoo!

[INTENSE MUSIC]

- PAM: Whoo!
- TOMMY: Yeah, what's up, lover?

What's up, lover?

I didn't order any pizza.

[TASER CRACKLES] [GROANS]

Give me the f*cking money, man.

PAM: [IN VIDEO] Not as big as you.

TOMMY: Not as big as this.

Hey.

What the f*ck?

TOMMY: What's up, baby?

How's it going? Look at you.

- How is this...
- TOMMY: Look at you.

Where are you going?

- Playing...
- TOMMY: Come on.

On your computer?

♪ ♪

Internet Entertainment Group?

KRYSTAL: Internet Entertainment Group?

We're a technology/entertainment

company based out of Seattle,

and I'm down here in the
valley for a few days

on a little scouting trip.

- Good for you, Dan.
- Rand.

Good luck with your brilliant,

world-changing idea.

You little fucker.

SANDY: I've been doing some digging.

It's a company out of Seattle.

They run a bunch of these camgirl sites.

Club Love is apparently the flagship.

- PAM: Camgirl?
- SANDY: Yeah.

It's kind of like an online peep show.

You pay a subscription
and you watch girls.

They, you know, disrobe and then they...

They do things to themselves.

- Over the computer?
- That's a thing?

Yeah. It's huge. Big money in it.

Wait.

So then why are they
playing our tape for free?

Can you think of better publicity?

Don't tell me we're
not suing these guys.

They're playing our
tape, Pamela, for free.

Thousands of f*cking people...

- SANDY: Millions.
- Are sitting there...

Millions.

- Millions.
- SANDY: The VHS tape,

that was a flu.

This is a plague.

Happy birthday, Merry Christmas.

Holy sh*t.

And that's just in the first hours.

Has a video ever racked up
that many views that fast?

Has a video ever racked
up that many views?

I mean, look, everybody has a spike...

- EMPLOYEE: Hey, Seth!
- But look at : p.m.

This just came.

They're suing us.

They're suing us! [LAUGHING]

f*ck, yes!

Oh, Valerie.

Is this not the best
day ever? [LAUGHING]

We're being sued, baby! f*ck yeah!

Whoo!

[PHONE RINGING]

Seth Warshavsky's office.

Yeah, put him on. Put him on now.

Um, may I ask who's calling?

RAND: Uh, yeah, you sure can.

You tell him that it
is the rightful owner

of the Pam and Tommy tape,

the person he's f*cking stealing from!

Hold please. [PHONE BEEPS]

Okay. [HOLD TONE BEEPS]

[HOLD TONE CONTINUES TO BEEP]

I'm sorry, Mr. Warshavsky's

away from his desk at the moment.

That is f*cking bullshit!
Just put him on.

Could I take a message?

RAND: You know what? Yes.
You can take a message.

Here's the message. You tell him

that Rand Gauthier,
R-A-N-D G-A-U-T-H-I-E-R,

is gonna come up there to Seattle

and I'm gonna pop his f*cking head off

like a f*cking dandelion!

You got that?

"Rand Gauthier is gonna come up

"there to Seattle right f*cking now

and pop his head off like
a f*cking dandelion."

Yes, exactly.

Also, go f*ck yourself.

RAPPER: ♪ Yo, too many clowns in rap ♪

♪ Fake cats who ain't down to scrap ♪

♪ My solo mission down the plat ♪

♪ Rock a four pound splat ♪

♪ You get found round the back ♪

♪ Real K*llers like the sound of that ♪

♪ My purpose is to show kids
the meaning of show... ♪

[ENGINE GRINDING]

[SIGHS]

[QUIETLY] f*ck.

[SIGHS]

[TENSE MUSIC]

♪ ♪

CHARMAINE: Hmm.

Welcome. Hmm.

What can Charmaine do for you?

I come seeking answers.

And what is the question?

I'll tell you the question.

The question is why?

Why does bad stuff keep happening to me

when good stuff is supposed
to be happening to me?

Karma is supposed to be on my side,

but it is not.

Well, why don't we take a look.

Please.

[WHISPERING UNINTELLIGIBLY]

The Wheel of Fortune

is moving in the wrong direction.

Yeah, I know. Why?

[WHISPERING UNINTELLIGIBLY]

The Star, eh,

you've hurt this person.

The star?

Naked woman by the water,

some sort of beach...

[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

Oh, my God.

This is a joke!

What now?

- They denied our injunction.
- SANDY: The judge.

He's arguing it's media.

So long as they're not
charging people to watch it,

it's considered commentary,

and thus protected by
the first amendment.

Yeah. Well, how the f*ck

is a p*rn website media?

"Electronic media," he's calling it.

Anything on the World Wide Web.

- That's insane.
- I agree with you, Tommy,

which is why we're going to appeal.

How long will that take?

The appeal process?

That depends.

Days?

Nope. Not days.

[AGITATIVE MUSIC]

♪ ♪

PAM: [IN VIDEO] Oh, I love you so much.

It's so nice. [LAUGHS]

- TOMMY: Yeah!
- PAM: Mm.

[SCREAMS] I'm dying to break it.

TOMMY: Don't break it.

[SOMBER MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Hey, happy birthday, huh?

PAM: [SQUEALS] I want it. I wanna eat it.

Here they come!

[CAR HORN HONKS]

Pam! Pamela!

I'm sorry! I'm so sorry.

It's me! It's Rand, the carpenter!

I'm sorry!

I'm Rand, and I'm so sorry!

[ENGINE REVVING]

[GRUNTS]

[PANTING]

What do you think it's about?

No clue. He wouldn't say.

[SIGHS]

Sorry for the short notice.

TOMMY: What's up?

Well, there's someone here
who'd like to speak with you.

Who the f*ck are you?

To start off, I'd like to say thank you.

- For?
- SETH: The injunction.

Thanks to your effort to block me,

we now know it's actually
legal to stream the tape.

- What do you want?
- SETH: [LAUGHS]

- What do I want?
- Yeah, what do you want?

I... I want to make you an offer.

- An offer?
- SETH: Yeah.

I want to buy the rights to the tape.

- Go f*ck yourself, dude.
- [CHUCKLES]

f*cking offer. You want a f*cking offer?

You want your f*cking offer?

- Huh?
- SANDY: Tommy, Tommy.

You'll never f*cking
get anything from me,

ever f*cking ever!

You f*cking... Go f*ck yourself.

f*cking offer.

You already have the rights.

No, I-I have the right
to stream it for free.

I want to stream it for profit.

TOMMY: Go f*ck yourself.

- You f*cking...
- SETH: Just... just so he knows,

I go f*ck myself and your tape
will spread all over the web.

Hundreds of websites will post it.

I mean, you think a lot of
people have seen it now?

You ain't seen nothing yet.

SANDY: And if you had the rights?

SETH: I buy the online rights,

and I start charging to watch.

It'd be illegal for anybody else

to stream it, free or otherwise.

They'd be violating my
constitutional right

to make a profit off of something I own.

SANDY: The chain of title
would grant him the right

to take down the unauthorized copies.

SETH: Exactly.
I could put it behind a paywall,

slap a nice little watermark on there...

"Property of Internet
Entertainment Group.

All rights reserved."

A lot of people will know about it, yes,

but very few will have actually seen it.

Probably on the order of % less,

because that's the kind
of drop off that you see

when you charge for content
versus give it away free.

So in summary, you can,
A, do nothing, and...

And watch your tape spread like
the plague all over the world.

Or B, sell me the rights.

It would be controlled and contained

with far fewer people
ever actually laying

their, uh, pervy little eyes on it.

So, what's it gonna be?

Door A or door B?

Door go f*ck yourself.

[CHUCKLES] Okay.

There it is.

On the off chance you change your mind,

that's a contract
and... that's an offer.

Later, assh*le.

PAM: [SIGHS]

Uh, personally,
I think you ought to consider.

Sandy, that dude's
f*cking blackmailing us.

Technically, it's not blackmail.

TOMMY: What the f*ck, dude?

What he said, it makes sense.

It's our f*cking love on that tape.

- We're not selling it.
- But I just

want this to be over.

Listen, we could contain the tape,

and you'll still have some compensation

for the hell that you've been through.

Compensation.

We're not making money off of this.

Not ever.

All right,
then we're just back to square one.

- Give it to him.
- What?

Grant him the rights for free.

What, are you f*cking kidding me?

No, I'm not kidding.

He doesn't get to buy me.

-SANDY: Yes.
- Oh, okay.

So then what? He gets
you for f*cking free?

PAM: He can have it. I'm done.

Pamela, if we hand him the rights,

they're gonna think
we're in on it anyway!

I don't give a sh*t what people think.

TOMMY: But I'm not making a deal

with that f*cking piece of
sh*t on principle alone!

Do you understand what
this is doing to me?

Yeah, I'm on that tape too.

No, not like me you're not.

You keep saying that,
and that's f*cking bullshit.

Okay. I'm gonna leave you two.

Have some privacy to
discuss this alone, okay?

Can I do it without him?

- What?
- Yeah, can I do it alone?

You both need to sign.

[TENSE MUSIC]

Can't believe you'd f*cking do that.

PAM: [IN VIDEO] Oh,
I can't believe you're my husband.

TOMMY: Happy birthday, huh?

PAM: [SQUEALS] I want
it. I wanna eat it.

Mm. [LAUGHS]

- I love you.
- TOMMY: What's next?

- What's next?
- PAM: This is my favorite.

- Look at him.
- TOMMY: Ooh-ooh!

- [RUBBER DUCK SQUEAKS]
- [SCREAMS]

[BOTH LAUGH]

- TOMMY: Ooh!
- PAM: I love you, baby.

[LAUGHS] Careful of the cake.

You're gonna fall in the cake.

Billy, you're drunk and I'm
not one of your clients.

Just... just sell me...

Why is she still with him?

I have no idea.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

- RAND: Five minutes.
- ERICA: [SIGHS]

That's all I ask, okay?

Just... just five minutes of your time.

- Jesus Christ.
- RAND: Please,

the... there are some
things I need to say.

- Rand...
- RAND: Two minutes.

Just two lousy minutes.
You'll never see me

at this door ever again, okay?
- Oh, my God.
- DANIELLE: Don't do it.

Do not do it.

[TIMER WINDING]

Go.

[TIMER CLICKING]

I, uh...

I came here to make amends.

I'm sorry for being
such a pain in the ass

to you all these years.

I know it's over between us.

I've just had a hard time letting go.

Obviously, you were the best
thing that ever happened to me,

and unfortunately, I
was not the best thing

that ever happened to you, which,

you know, that sucks.

It f*cking... It big time sucks ass.

But... you know, that's okay.

This will be the last
time we ever speak.

- You will never see me again.
- ERICA: Okay.

You don't have to go that far.

- Really?
- ERICA: No, I mean,

we should definitely drift apart,

but we could have contact
every now and then.

Catch up over coffee.

Like, a few times a year?

Yeah, that would be okay.

- Three or four, maybe?
- Two or three.

Two.

Every six months.

Not bad.

You okay?

[SCOFFS]

Things have not been
very good for me lately.

- I know.
- RAND: It's my own

damn fault though.

I unleashed forces of
chaos into this world.

I'm an agent of chaos.

You are not an agent of chaos.

- No, I am.
- You're a good person

who's done some really stupid things.

Evil things, evil stuff.

Like steal someone's very private tape

and release it into the world.

You had your reasons, Rand.
He f*cked you over.

What did she ever do to me?

Oh man, I feel terrible for women.

They got to deal with us.

[LAUGHS] Yeah.

You are not the greatest gender.

[TIMER DINGS]

[SIGHS]

It's my d*ck on that tape too

just the same as her p*ssy.

Can I help you?

Congrats, man.

On what?

That f*cking fire hose.

Ooh! [LAUGHS]

Doo, doo!

That's really funny, dude.

Hey, dude. That's really funny, man.

Yeah, yeah... I'm a
real f*cking lucky dog!

Do not complement me
on my d*ck, you f*ck!

NIKKI: Okay, chill, chill.

- I'm sorry, bro.
- Tommy, chill!

TOMMY: The f*ck you looking at?

The whole f*cking world
looking at my d*ck.

But, dude,

you love showing your d*ck.

Albuquerque Civic Center
"Shout at the Devil" tour,

it was out the whole f*cking drum solo.

That was consensual.

I chose to wag it.

I don't know, man.

There's worse things
than the whole world

knowing you got a monster hog.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Hey, babe.

What are you doing?

I need to get out of LA.

Where are you going?

Home.

Ladysmith?

Please, I just...

I need some time.

I need some time away.

From me.

[EXHALES]

We're so good together, Pamela.

It's the world that's f*cked.

- Baby...
- No.

Don't. Stop.

Don't.

[SIGHING] Oh, God.

You know what? Hey, let's run away.

Huh? You and me?

Just the two of us,
like in the beginning, remember?

Remember how good it was
when it was just you and me?

Let's run away, baby. Come on.

[WHISPERING] Let's do
it. Let's run away.

Please. Come on, baby.

Where would we go?

- Heaven.
- [LAUGHS]

[SUPERGRASS'S "ALRIGHT"]

Oh! sh*t!

Think I got one.

I got a good one!

It's a good one! Come on.

Ugh! Ah!

Yay!

- Whoo!
- You got me.

Lake Mead!

[LAUGHS] Come on, baby.

Hey! No cameras.

♪ ♪

This is just what we needed, baby.

- You know?
- Oh my God, so.

I love you!

[LAUGHING]

[MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY]

[SIGHS]

Tommy.

- [YAWNING] What?
- Come on.

You're falling asleep.

No, I... I'm fine.

No, baby, you're exhausted.

Come on, let's stop.

It's dangerous, all right?

We'll finish the drive in the morning.

Okay?

I'm fine, but yeah, okay.

- TOMMY: You're so wrong.
- PAM: I'm not.

Tommy, come on.

Hi. Your finest room please.

Baby...

- Yeah, it's good.
- Hey.

MAN: Holy sh*t, dude,
is that Pam Anderson?

f*ck.

Thanks.

- Yo, you the man, Tommy.
- Love you, Pamela.

WOMAN: Oh, my God, it's Tommy Lee.

f*ck.

[CHAOTIC MUSIC]

[CROWD CLAMORING]

Yeah, sounds good. Thanks, bro.

[ALL SPEAKING AT ONCE]

- Ow.
- TOMMY: What the hell?

Stay the f*ck back!

You hurt my arm.

I'm sorry.

Gee, that was sincere.

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

[GASPS] Beary bear.

I have him. He's in the bag.

I want him now.

I'll give you Beary
Bear in the room, okay?

Okay, Dada.

[DOOR OPENS]

[FRIDGE OPENS]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[KNOCKING CONTINUES]

- TOMMY: What?
- Good evening, Mr. Lee.

- This is...
- Did you not see

the f*cking "Do Not Disturb" sign?

Apologies,
this is a welcome gift from the manager.

- [DOOR SLAMS]
- TOMMY: Jesus.

If you work at a hotel and you see a
"Do Not Disturb" sign,

would you still walk in?

Please stop. You're so loud.

- What?
- PAM: I'd just like five minutes

without any drama.
Would that be possible?

Baby, I'm not the one
that ignored the sign.

You are the one that
flipped out over it.

- I'm sorry.
- PAM: Ugh, God.

You're sorry a lot, Tommy.

Would you rather I not be?

I'd rather you not do the
thing requiring the sorry.

Ugh.

Ugh, can you turn up the air?

I'm boiling.

, / .

Damn.

Not that I measured.

I mean, aye, if the
music doesn't work out,

you could always be a p*rn star.

Aw, yeah, bro. Just
f*cking, you know, uh,

Vivid Video presents Tommy Lee,
"Kickstart My Hard On."

[LAUGHTER]

- "Doctor f*ck Good."
- Yeah.

Yeah, you thought he pounded
the skins on the drums,

but then just f*cking...

[LAUGHTER]

That's f*cking...

What's up, babe?

Pamela.

Babe.

Babe!

What the f*ck are you looking at?

[DRAMATIC JAZZ MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[SIGHS]

TOMMY: Pamela!

Pamela!

I don't know.

Well, where the f*ck is it?

Your wife, she took it.

When?

A while ago.

[SIGHS]

[HARD ROCK MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Can I borrow your bike?

It would be an honor.

Cool.

[ENGINE REVVING]

[IN VIDEO] You may kiss the bride.

[CHEERS]

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR SLAMS]

I'm sorry.

[SIGHS]

I know I can be a real
assh*le sometimes,

but I'm just...

[SIGHING] I'm gonna... try to do better.

No, f*ck that.

I am gonna do better.

You deserve everything, baby.

PAM: Sign it.

Pamela.

Sign it.

This is our private,
stolen f*cking life.

- [QUIETLY] I don't care.
- You don't care?

You're gonna let that
guy just f*cking...

Sign it, Tommy.

Now.

What if I don't?

What if I don't?

What happens?

What happens if I don't sign it?

[SIGHS]

Just say something, please.

Just say something, Pamela, please.

Just anything.

Say something.

- f*cking say something!
- [GASPS]

f*ck! [GLASS SHATTERS]

g*dd*mn it!

Say something!

[SCREAMS]

That good? You happy?

It's over.

What's over?

[TENSE MUSIC]

♪ ♪

ALAN: What do you think?

SETH: It's good.

- ALAN: Then what's the matter?
- The image quality.

Yeah, it'd be great
to have a better copy.

[EXHALES]

Hi there.

Hi.

Would you like a picture?

No.

I'm sorry for all the
pain and hurt I've caused.

I just hope you could find it
in your heart to forgive me.

Rand! Hello.

I'm very sorry that I
missed your call, man.

What the f*ck?

Wait, have we met?

You look so familiar.

What are you doing here?

Um, well, as apparently, you know,

I'm the one streaming the tape,

but I'm doing it off a
third generation dub,

you know, which is fine for a freebie,

but I'd like to start charging,

so I would love to get the original.

f*ck off.

- I'm willing to pay.
- It's not for sale.

And why is that?

It's because I had a moral epiphany.

A moral epiphany?

I realized that what I did was wrong

and as such,
my conscience will not allow me...

$ , .

How much?

Pay off Butchie.

Clear your debt.

Get a decent place to live.

[THE BEE GEES'
"HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HEART"]

♪ ♪

Oh, where are you...

SINGER: ♪ I can think of younger days ♪

♪ When living for my life ♪

♪ Was everything a
man could want to do ♪

- PAM: [SOBBING]
- Yeah, you're doing great.

The baby's almost out, okay?

The baby's almost out.

- PAM: [MOANING]
- Last push, let's have a baby.

TOMMY: The baby's coming!

There we go.

Baby, look!

PAM: My baby.

Look into the camera, baby.

Baby, look into the camera.

Just smile for me, baby.

[SQUEALS] Baby.

[LAUGHING] This is crazy.

SINGER: ♪ How can you stop ♪

♪ The sun from shining ♪

♪ What makes the world go 'round ♪

♪ How can you mend ♪

♪ This broken man ♪

♪ How can a loser ever win ♪

♪ Please help me mend ♪

♪ My broken heart ♪

RAND: "Dear Erica, in
this bag is $ , ."

"I'm giving it to you to
cover the Europe phone calls

"and also our divorce.

"If anything is
leftover, please spend it

"on something happy and
fun for you and Danielle.

Yours in karma, Rand."

SINGER:
♪ And misty memories of days gone by ♪

♪ We could never see tomorrow ♪

♪ No one said a word ♪

♪ About the sorrow ♪

♪ And how can you mend ♪

♪ A broken heart ♪

♪ How can you stop the
rain from falling down ♪

♪ How can you stop ♪

♪ The sun from shining ♪

♪ What makes the world go 'round ♪

♪ And how can you mend ♪

♪ This broken man ♪

♪ How can a loser ever win ♪

♪ Please help me mend ♪

♪ My broken heart ♪

♪ And let me live again ♪

♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La, la-la-la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la-la-la ♪

♪ Please help me mend ♪

♪ My broken heart ♪

♪ And let me live again ♪

♪ Da, da, da, da ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da ♪
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