03x26 - Moving On

[bunniefuu]

Five eleven is your change.

Um, did you look at
the bill I gave you?

Uh, yes, I gave you
change for two s.

I know,
but take a good look at it,

'cause I wrote my
phone number on it.

Intentionally marking currency
is a federal offense.

Look, it was just
my silly way

of seeing if you'd like
to go out some time.

My name's Sara.

Look, uh...
Sara, I'm sorry.

It's just that you remind me
of my old girlfriend.

She was a girl, too.

Looks like I got a lot
in common with her.

Because I'm also a girl...

...who thinks you're cute.

Oh, great.

Now you're exactly like her.
She thought I was cute, too.

What else? Do you
like my clammy hands?

She loved my clammy hands.
Go ahead, feel my clammy hands!

Wow! That was
a little dramatic.

Good thing your next
girlfriend likes drama.

Call me.

we used to do that, too!

Oh my gosh, that cute girl
was totally into you.

How could you just
blow her off like that?

Because an appropriate amount
of time has not passed

since I lost Juliet.

And that appropriate amount
of time will be in the year...

...two thousand and never!

Justin, I know you're
hurting from losing Juliet,

but you've got to find
a way to move on.

Son, I remember
when John Bender,

Benjamin Kenobi, Ponyboy, and I

were all in love
with the same girl.

Mary-Ann Delou. [sighs]

And I had to just
face the fact

that they had cool names
and I didn't.

And it was... Oh, I know
what you're thinking.

You're thinking this story
has nothing to do

with your situation.
And you're probably right.

But I got stuff going on too,

and sometimes I need
to talk about it.

There were so many things I
wanted to do with Juliet.

Like... Like see
the Grand Canyon,

or swim with dolphins.

I didn't even get to
take her on a boat ride in
Central Park for her birthday.

Oh, look, dude, the chick got
scratched by a werewolf, OK?

She turned old,
like, , years old,

and then dragged her wrinkly
self into the woods forever.

Let her go.

OK, first of all,
it's , tomorrow.

Maybe that's why I'm so upset!

Maybe that's why I could use
a little sympathy from you guys.

Alex, take it easy on him.

Look, sometimes you just gotta
yank the bandage right off.

That's what I did
with Mason.

It was hard, but I'm ready
for my next relationship now.

And I know when it happens,
we're gonna be together forever.

♪ Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪

♪ That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪

♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪

♪ Yes, please ♪

♪ But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪

♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪

♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪

♪ That's what I said ♪

♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

♪ When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪

♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪

♪ Because everything is not
what it seems ♪

♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪

♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪

♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪

♪ Because everything is not ♪

♪ What it seems ♪

Oh, it's a tent?

Thought the package said
it was a life raft.

Hey, guys, I need something
to put my camping stuff in.

Oh! Oh, my gosh.

Camping sounds like
so much fun.

You know, sleeping under
the stars in Central Park,

with three million other New
Yorkers just one zipper away
from attacking you.

That's why I'm gonna
lay down this bubble wrap

all around the perimeter
of this tent.

One pop and I'm outta there.

I could move faster if I had
a shirt with a pocket

big enough to hold
all my stuff in it, though.

Why don't you just
wear your backpack, Max?

Alex,
a backpack without a shirt?

Come on, I'd be freezing.

Not to mention the chafing from
when I'm running from attackers.

Backpack shirt.

I'm on it. Come on, Alex.
You're gonna help me.

Oh, I'm not
helping you with that.

Excuse me, sir. Pardon me.

Max, did you just
see Juliet walk by?

Juliet? You mean,
the one who got really old,

hobbled off into the woods
and you're never gonna
see again?

- Yeah, that's the one.
- No, I don't remember her.

Maybe I didn't see her either.

Oh, wait a minute.
You got a camping box, too?

All right, don't get jealous,

but Harper's making me
a shirt to hold all my stuff in.

Max, I really don't have time
for your randomness right now.

So why don't you just
put your junk in a backpack?

Because, if I put a backpack on,
there's a pretty good chance

I may just walk
straight to school.

I'll be on my way.

Justin?

It's me. Juliet.

- Juliet?
- I'm back.

- Is it you?
- Yes.

It can't be.

- I must be dreaming.
- No, no, it is.

It's your Snoogly-Boo-Boo
McCuteykins.

Snoogly-Boo-Boo McCuteykins!

Oh, my gosh! It is you!

Juliet, you look great!
You're young again!

What kind of moisturizer
are you using?

I need to get me
some of that.

OK, wait a minute.
How'd this happen?

Uh... Lollipop.

- What?
- Cream cheese.

What's going on with you?

OK, you know what?
It doesn't matter.

I'm just so happy to see you.

So many people told me
to just move on and let go,

but I knew there was
a reason why I shouldn't.

And this is it.

I was right not to let go.

No, no, Justin,
that's why I came back.

To tell you
it's OK to let go.

What are you talking about?
That doesn't make any sense.

You're right.
It doesn't make any sense.

Let's talk about this later.

Wait, no, no, no.
You can't leave.

I still want to take you on
a boat ride in Central Park

and we can have
a picnic on the rocks.

We were gonna do it for your
birthday, and we still can.

- I'll meet you
in the park tonight, OK?
- OK.

Yes! My Juliet's back!

Whoo-hoo!

Hey, Dad, can I
have this soup ladle?

I think it'll be perfect
for when I'm out

ladling things in the wild.

Max, what do you think
ladling is?

What that has to do
with soup, I have no idea.

Attention, everyone!
My true love has returned!

And she's not
, years old anymore!

Which is...

Justin, what is going on?

Juliet's back. I just
bumped into her outside.

We have a date tonight.

I thought Juliet turned old
and hobbled into the forest.

No, she did. But apparently
our love overcame all that.

Oh, my gosh! Juliet is back!
This is so exciting!

Juliet's back! Yay!
Guess what?

Juliet's back!
She's back! She's...

Justin, I promised your father

I wasn't gonna badmouth
magic anymore, but sweetie,

this doesn't add up.
And when things don't add up,

it's because there's
usually magic involved.

And when there's magic involved,
nothing good ever happens!

There. I said it.

I'm not badmouthing magic,

I'm just stating the facts.

Mom's right. This is weird.

Have we learned nothing from
Dad's Mary-Ann Delou story?

Mary-Ann Delou?

So you're still thinking
about her? Huh?

I... I was trying
to help my son.

Moving on. It's healthy.
Tell her, Justin.

Sometimes if you don't
move on, they come right back.

What? Wait. Honey!

I think what Justin's
trying to say

is that when people come back,

it's because they have something
very important to say,

and you should listen to them.

Because they might say
something like,

"It's time to move on!"

Hey, look what I made!

It's Max's backpack shirt.

It's pretty exciting.

Great! Now, I am all set
to go camping in the park.

- I can't believe
you're here right now.

I actually thought
I'd never see you again.

Yeah... And, um...

I know, sometimes people
come back for a reason.

Um... You know how I was
talking to you earlier

- about moving on?
- Oh, I know.

Crazy, right?
It's a good thing I didn't.

Juliet, we need
to run away and be together.

- What?
- Look...

We need to get away
from all this wizards
and vampires stuff.

You know where we should go?

Missoula, Montana!

Wait, so, you mean,
just you and me?

Yes, it'll be great!

No one around to tell
us it's a crazy idea.

Because we're meant
to be together.

It's gonna be so much fun.

Oh, that would be
so much fun.

I know! And we can
live on a ranch.

And... And I hear they have
a historical Old West
reenactment town.

We can get jobs there!

You as a cancan girl,
and me as the piano player.

But I wouldn't have to play,
because it's a*t*matic!

It just... [miming silently]

It's a reenactment town?
That's costumes, right?

And we wouldn't
have to tell Alex?

We wouldn't
have to tell anyone.

We can get on my dad's magic
flying carpet and we can go.

- Right now.
- Oh, Justin.

Oh, I can't kiss you
or go away with you.

Why not?

Because I'm in love
with Zeke.

You're in love with Zeke?

It's because he can
do a back flip, isn't it?

I knew I should have taken
that tumbling class with him

when I had the chance.

Um...

I'm not Juliet.

I'm Harper.

What?!

You...!

Well, that explains
the skipper outfit, I guess.

Yeah, I made it myself.
Do you like it?

Excuse me for just one second.

You could have just said no.

Why would you
do this, Harper?

I thought I was getting
reunited with my girlfriend!

I was trying to help you.

You have a really deranged
idea of what help is.

Wait a minute, are you Alex
pretending to be Harper

pretending to be Juliet?
'Cause that's just sick.

No, no, it really
is me, Harper.

If I was Alex, I would've
sunk the boat in the middle
of the lake.

Yeah, that's true.

Look, it all started off

when that girl was flirting
with you at the Sub Station,
remember?

OK, let's stare at the tree
and I'll explain more.

Are you really gonna make Max
that stupid backpack shirt?

No. A backpack shirt
would be embarrassing.

And that hat?

Oh, don't start with me!

I just wanted
to get you into the lair.

I can't stand
to see Justin like this.

Well, I can't stand to see
Justin hardly at all.

But I've gotten used to it,
and so should you,

because Juliet
is not coming back.

- Or is she?
- No, she's not.

Didn't you see her
hobble off into the woods?

I think Mason ate her.

All right, here's a thought.

Justin needs to move on,
and if he can't hear it
from us,

maybe he needs
to hear it from Juliet.

But he already did
hear it from her.

The old lady version of her.

Yeah, but come on,
who listens to old people?

What if you made me look like
Juliet, and then she told him?

Harper, that doesn't sound
like you want to help Justin.

That sounds like you
want to date him.

Oh, that's not it.

Why is it so hard
to get you Russos

to do something
nice for each other?

Because, when you're doing
something nice for someone,

your guard is down.
And that's when another Russo

will come right
behind you and trip you.

OK, fine, I'll do it,

but only because you're
doing all the work.

I'm just waving a wand.

Transfix. Transpose.

Make Harper look like Juliet,
from head to toe.

Huh? How do I look?

You look great. You look great.

Um...

This is a lot more
work than I thought.

OK, all right.

Transfix. Transpose.
Make Harper look like

young Juliet,
including the clothes.

There you go.

Testing, testing. [giggles]

I even have Juliet's voice.

I pale in comparison
to Harper Finkle.

I've always wanted
to hear her say that.

OK, now go and
walk around Waverly Place

until you bump into Justin.

And I'll tell him that he should
just move on from Juliet.

We'll have a moment,
but that will be it.

Oh, what should we do about
the backpack shirt for Max?

I'll... I'll throw
something together.

OK, just make sure it's
not shoddy workmanship.

It's Harper that's making that.

Don't push it, blondie.

So when Alex
turned me into Juliet,
I had good intentions.

But then you started asking all
those questions and I panicked.

Excuse me, sir. Pardon me.

Max, did you just
see Juliet walk by?

Psst!

What are you doing? You're
supposed to be with Justin.

I panicked.

Hey, my part of this
was just waving a wand.

Now I have to
motivate you, too?

But what if he starts
asking me questions

before I can tell
him to move on?

Like... how I became young,

or how I got back?

Just do what I do when people
ask me for answers I don't know.

Just say random words
until they change the subject.

- You sure that's gonna work?
- Lollipop.

Can't get any more
random than that.

- Cream cheese.
- You just did.

Ooh, that totally works!

OK. [exhales]

- I'm going back in.
- Good girl.

Justin. It's me.

Juliet.

You knew it was wrong
to mess with my feelings!

No, I hadn't fully
thought out my scheme.

So you admit it was a scheme!

- Can I finish?
- You may.

I'll meet you
in the park tonight, OK?

Yes! My Juliet's back!

- So, how did it go?
- Pretty good.

- So you told him to move on?
- OK, not pretty good.

Good. OK, a little
less than good.

But not bad. We have a date
tonight at the boat pond.

A date?

Harper, that wasn't the plan!

OK, I'll just go
on the date with Justin

- and tell him to move on.
- Fine.

Can you change me
back to Harper?

I hate dressing this drab.

Whoo-hoo!
Juliet's back! Juliet's back!

Transfix. Transpose.

Make Harper look like herself,
including the clothes.

OK!

Juliet's back.

I just bumped into her outside.
We have a date later tonight.

Oh my gosh, he's telling
your parents about Juliet.

They're gonna know it was me.

No, they won't.
Just act surprised.

...hobbled off
into the forest.

She did! Our love
overcame all that.

Oh, my gosh! Juliet is back!

This is so exciting!

Juliet's back! Yay! Guess what?
Juliet's back! She's back!

Justin, I promised your father

I wasn't gonna badmouth magic
anymore, but sweetie,

this doesn't add up.

- How'd I do?
- Mom's suspicious.

We need to throw her
off our trail.

Should I say some
random stuff?

No. Dad's trying
to do something nice.

Time to trip him
from behind.

I'm not badmouthing magic,
I'm just stating the facts.

Mom's right.
I mean, this is weird.

Have we learned nothing from
Dad's Mary-Ann Delou story?

Mary-Ann Delou?

So you're still
thinking about her?

I... I was just trying
to help my son.

Moving on. It's healthy.
Tell her, Justin.

Sometimes if you don't move on,
they come right back.

What? Wait!

I think what Justin's
trying to say

is that when people come back,

it's because they have
something very important to say,

and you should listen to them.

Because they might
say something like,

"It's time to move on."

Harper, stop talking!

But I still don't understand
how you thought

bringing a pretend Juliet
back into my life would help.

You weren't moving on,

and I thought you needed
to hear it from the person

you were still in love with.

It's time.

I should have known
it was too good to be true.

I mean, where...
Where's a guy like me

gonna find a girl
like that again?

You probably won't
find a girl like her again.

But that doesn't mean you won't
find a girl you'll like again.

She's out there somewhere.

You just have to be open
to finding her.

Wait, you're... you're not
supposed to kiss Juliet.

You're supposed
to be getting over her.

I know.

That wasn't for Juliet.

It was for you, Harper.

Thank you.

No problem.

Transfix. Transpose.

Make Harper look like herself
again, including the clothes.

Thank you.

And, when you kissed me,
I was Juliet,

so Zeke does not need
to know about this.

You know what, Harper?

I am gonna move on.

I think a part of me
will always love Juliet.

Help! My shoe!

Help me! Help me!

The tools in this thing
are in the back.

This is not a good design.

Yeah, it's not.

You know, Alex made that.

Bravo! Bravo!

It's the best
backpack shirt ever.

Harper, help him down.

Justin, be ready to trip him!

Ooh... I...

Should I told you to wear flip-flop

I don't want you to get your shoes wet.

You could... You could carry me.

Ooh... Yes.

I could do that.

I'm so sorry. Are you OK?

Yes. You broke my paw.

- Are you ok?
- Yeah I'm better.

Good.

I ......