04x07 - Everything's Rosie for Justin

[bunniefuu]

And that's my friend. It's incredible story of the day

I thought I found a dragon fossil

but it just turned out to be an old rock.

Any questions?

Yes.

How is it possible that
you and I are related?

Alex, this is "Show and Tell,"

an exercise that requires
we all be supportive

of what one another brings in.

And I brought in a fuzzy squirrel frog.

What kind of thoughtless fool brings that?!

You're still the most supportive
teacher I've ever had.

Whatever you do, just keep
that thing locked up.

Fuzzy squirrel frogs eat human toes.

So, if you guys don't mind,
I'm gonna teach class

sitting criss-cross applesauce.

Take a knee, delinquents.

Oh, we have a visitor.

How you doing, sweater vest?
Hi.

The name is Penny Nichols from WizTech.

I'm here to inform you
that you're all required

to perform a wand drill.

Ooh, a wand drill.
This sounds like fun.

A wand drill is a choreographed routine

of wand-twirling
and spell-casting

in order to instill...
teamwork.

It takes discipline,

coordination,

and the grace of a gazelle.

Watch and learn.

Ooh!

Ahh!

Ta-da.

I'm sorry, I don't think I'm
gonna be able to do that.

It's a little too...
what's the word?

Exercise-y.

Well, all members of the class

have to participate in order to pass.

And if you do pass,
well, then, you graduate

from this Delinquent Studies class

and go right back into WizTech.

Oh, here's the information

they'll be expected to know.

I hope three days is
long enough to prepare,

'cause that's all I'm giving you.

Bye-bye!

Did you guys hear that?
If we pass the wand drill,

I'll have successfully
graduated all of you.

You and I might have enough points to
get back in the wizard competition.

Connecting the dots.

It doesn't even look that hard.

It's just this little pamphlet.
Yeah.

OK.
Mmm.

A little bit.
It's... oh.

OK.

More.

All right, this is gonna
take me like three days

to just close up.
OK.

Don't worry about it, guys.
Do not worry.

We will hunker down, immerse
ourselves in the material.

With the right amount of
determination and concentration,

there is nothing that can stand in our way.

Excuse me.

Is this Justin Russo's class?

I'm Rosie, your new student.

All right, everyone, let's drop
everything and get to know Rosie.

♪ Everything... ♪

♪ is not... ♪

♪ what it seems ♪

♪ Seems ♪

♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪

♪ And the end will no doubt justify the means ♪

♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪

♪ Yes, please ♪

♪ But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪

♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪

♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪

♪ That's what I said ♪

♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪

♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪

♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪

♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪

♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪

♪ Because everything is not ♪

♪ What it seems ♪

But you can see how it
looks like a dragon fossil.

It does.

You know, you should put it on a chain

and make it a necklace for someone special.

That is a great idea.

And, uh... think I have
that special person in mind.

Is it me, Mr. Justin?

Justin, can you please focus?

We have a lot of work to do here.

Right, right.
The wand drill.

We'll get back to that later, Rosie.

In the meantime, I will tell you

the same thing I tell

I am currently single
and I occasionally say

very romantic things
off the top of my head.

What was that noise?

Did it sound like the b*ating
wings of a majestic bird?

'Cause it was probably my heart.

Oh, that was romantic.
Yeah.

But no, I'm pretty sure that was the sound

of a fuzzy squirrel frog.

Yep, it's mine.
He got out.

All right, nobody panic.
Nobody panic.

We are all gonna be calm and handle this...

There it is! Run!

All right, guys.
Take a look around

and tell me what's wrong.

Oh! The menu has
a bunch of typos.

There's a really confusing subway theme.

The napkins are from
Bill's Szechuan Buffet.

No, no! Hello!

We don't have any customers.

We need to figure out a way

to get people to buy our sandwiches.

Have you considered buying fresher

and better-tasting ingredients?

Hey, you guys...

Maybe the answer's right in front of us.

We need to figure out a way

to exploit Max's new cute face

to get people to buy our sandwiches.

I mean, look at this face!

Jerry, if cuteness was all it took

to run a successful restaurant,

I think I would have
capitalized on that by now.

Well, what about offering punch cards?

Buy sandwiches, get the tenth one free.

Oh, yeah. I got one of
those at the video store,

but I always lose it before
I get anything for free.

We're doing that.

Yes! Harper,
you design the punch card

and we can publish it in
next week's Waverly Weekly.

As long as you keep my disgusting
cute face out of this.

Honey, you know what's not cute?

People talking about their own cuteness.

Can you believe her?

For the next part of the drill,

we will continue the same steps

and we will pass an object
magically back and forth.

For convenience, we will use
the lamp from the living room.

Yeah? That'll be nice.

All right.

Begin.

OK, good. Focus,
pass it off to Alex.

Alex, good job.

Felix. Look at that
wrist technique.

Good job. Focus,
pass it off to Rosie.

Sorry, guys, that was my fault.

Again.

It's OK. We do not
assign blame in my class.

Besides, it was Felix's fault.

What? I didn't even
pass it to her.

It's this guy's fault!

I don't want to let you down.

You could not let me down.

The only way you could let me down

is if I let you let me down,

and I will not let you let me down.

Excuse me, family time.

What is the matter with you?
Can you stop focusing on Rosie

and get back on the wand drill?

I am not focusing on Rosie.

Hi.

It might surprise you, Alex,
but I am capable of treating

a very, very beautiful woman
in the exact same way

that I treat the rest
of you ordinary people.

You're doodling her name on your clipboard.

Yeah, because she's new.

That's how you remember her name.

OK, well, Nelvis is new, too.

Why aren't you doodling his name?

Who?
Nelvis.

He started today, too.

You didn't notice me

because I came in behind
the really hot girl.

I know the new kid.

You stop looking at her.

Justin, what?

What are you doing?

Making a necklace for Rosie.

Like I do for all my new students.

Really?

Where's the one for Nelvis?

Right here.

Nelvis loves salt.

Well, I'm sure Rosie will love the necklace

when you give it to her
as a going away present,

because you have to kick her out.

Kick her out?

We're never gonna pass this wand drill

if she's in it.
And you're so gaga over her

that you can't see she's bringing us down.

Give her the bootski.
I'm not giving her the bootski, OK?

All she needs is a little
one-on-one help.

All right?
I'll work with her.

And who's gonna work with us?

You're gonna throw everything away

that we've been working so hard
on to get back in the competition

for some girl that you barely even know.

I know her.

Good.

'Cause I have no idea who you are.

Ooh, look, we have a customer!

Hello, welcome to the Waverly Sub Station.

May we help you?
You sure can.

I'll take a Number Four sandwich,

then you can punch this card.

Number Four coming up!
Well, that didn't take long.

These punch cards are a great idea, Harper.

Here you go.
Thanks.

Thank you.

Oh, I sure hope I don't lose my punch card

before I get my free sandwich.

You could only hope.

Yes!

Why didn't we think about
doing this years ago?

This is so much better than those flyers

you left on all those cars.

I didn't know it was a junkyard.

Oh, no, he's back.

The complaint box is over there.

No, I'm here for my free sandwich.

My card is completely punched.

That's impossible.

You were just here a minute
ago with only one punch.

Sorry, that doesn't ring a bell.

You punched these out yourself
to get a free sandwich.

I have absolutely no idea
what you're talking about.

Here you go, sir.

Thanks, cutie.

Call me that again, and your card

won't be the only thing that gets punched.

Oh, Justin.
I love it.

This is so sweet of you.

Right, well, don't be thrown
when I give one to Nelvis.

I kind of have to.

I think I'm the one that
should be giving you something

for helping me with this wand drill.

Right. Right.

Well, let's...
let's get to it then. OK.

Just you and I in here
with no distractions.

OK, uh... Quick!

Levitate this vase.

It was in the air longer than the last one.

I'm so sorry, Justin.

No, it's OK.

Let's try something a little simpler.

How about you make this mess disappear?

OK, uh...
A disappearing spell.

That's right. This one is so
easy, I do it in my sleep.

Sometimes I wake up,
and my alarm clock's gone!

I can't do it.

You didn't even say the disappearing spell.

You were standing there fanning me.

You have to say words, too?

Oh, my gosh.

Look, look, uh...

Rosie, I'm sorry, but I don't think

this extra help is gonna work out.

I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave my class.

What?

I'm sorry.

It's just...

This test is really important.

It wouldn't be fair
to the rest of my students...

if you stayed here.

OK.

I guess this is goodbye.

OK, let's just make it quick.

Which is gonna be impossible,

because you don't know how to flash out.

Just stop.

Listen up, everyone.

I would like to inform you that
Rosie is no longer in our class.

I asked her to leave, since she was gonna

keep you guys from moving forward.

That's the kind of hard decision

that a strong leader is willing to make.

Excuse me.

I have to leave because...

I have something in my eye.

Thanks for the salt shaker necklace.

Aw, man, Mr. Justin's in
no condition to help us.

We should just quit.
Ah, yeah, that feels right.

Now, now...

Now, normally, I would be all
for giving up without a fight,

but this wand drill is too important.

Come on, Alex.

How's a rag-tag
team of misfits like us

expected to b*at the odds?

Know what you guys need?

An inspirational speech.

OK.

We can succeed without Justin.

Hey, if we believe in each other,

we can accomplish anything
we set our minds to.

So I say, fellow delinquents:

We... can... do it.

I think.

We... can...
do it, I think.

We... can...
do it, I think.

We can do it, I think!

Yeah! I think.

All right, everybody,
let's get our free sandwiches

in an orderly fashion.

Excuse me.

We haven't seen any of you
in this restaurant before,

so there's no way you guys could
have bought the sandwiches

required to get a free one.

And guess what?

We changed our promotion.

Yeah, you have to buy sandwiches

to get the th one for free.

Oh, come on!

We want our free sandwiches!

Jerry!
They're gonna bankrupt us.

I mean, I knew it could happen eventually,

but I figured the Health Department
would shut us down first.

Max, this is all your fault.

If you'd only let your father

exploit your obnoxiously cute face,

we wouldn't be in this mess.

Fine. I'll save your butts
with my face.

Oh, my gosh.

People are taking free sandwiches

from my mommy and daddy.

What's going to happen to me?

I won't have money for school

or books or...
bows for my hair!

Aww!

No bows for this cute little girl?

Ohh!

We can't take advantage of this place.

Come on, let's go to
the frozen yogurt shop.

If we buy a cup, we can sit at
the topping bar and eat all day.

Thank you.

Thank you!

Oh.

Thank you, Max.

That could have been a disaster.

I think we all learned a
very valuable lesson today.

Yes, we did.

We buy one yogurt,
you can feed the whole family.

Grab your coats!
Come on.

Ready, go!

Together.
Nice, point.

Good. Good,
and... shimmer.

Yes, we did it!

You're my new Mr. Justin,
but pretty.

Aww.

Hey, guys.

I want to wish you luck on your wand drill.

I'm sure Justin told you,
but he kicked me out of class

because he doesn't think I'm good enough.

'Kay, bye!

This is the part where
you're supposed to tell me

that I wasn't that bad
to spare my feelings.

Who wants a sandwich?

I do!
Yeah, great.

Rosie, wait.
Sorry, nothing personal.

To be honest, I'm kind of surprised

my brother kicked you out of the class.

Can you give this back to him?

He made it for me.
He's so sweet.

Wait, you like him back?

Yeah.

I mean, I came here
expecting to find a teacher,

and instead I found this
really sweet, smart guy

who I would love to get to know better.

But I guess it's not meant to be.

Wait.

Look...

I'm the one who pressured him

into kicking you out of the class,

because we really had to
pass this wand drill.

And I thought it was either/or, but...

maybe it's not.

What are you saying?

I'm gonna help you.

Oh!
Oh, OK.

OK, so the wand drill test
is about to start.

I'm gonna use the copycat spell,

and it'll make you do everything that I do.
We'll totally pass the test.

This, that, copycat.

Did it work?
Yep, it worked.

It's probably better if we don't
talk when we get in there.

Rosie?
What are you doing here?

Justin, relax. Everything's fine.
Just go with it.

That was so weird.

Wand drill time, ladies.

Now, show me what you got

so I can tell you what you don't got.

I can't believe it.
Your knuckleheads

are actually pulling off a Blooming Orchid.

Quite a breathtaking beginning, Justin.

This ragtag group of misfits

is displaying discipline and teamwork?

I am almost... moved.

Thank you, Penny.

That's what happens when a
strong leader is in charge.

I mean, I don't want to
toot my own horn or anything,

but "toots mcgoots."

What was that?

That was me tooting
my own horn. Yeah.

Alex! The fuzzy squirrel frog's
on your foot!

Get it off me!
Get it off me!

What are they doing?

Is that supposed to be part of the routine?

Yeah. Yeah, it's all
part of the routine.

Felix, it's a part of the routine.

Guys, start doing what they're doing.

Do everything they're doing, OK?

Get it off me! Get!

Get it off me!

Alex, it's on your back!

She's an angel.

Oh, my gosh.
She's an angel.

Not this nor that, no copycat.

That was me who said,

"Oh, my gosh, she's an angel," by the way.

Justin, I am so sorry
I didn't tell you before.

I pretended to be a wizard
just so that I could meet you.

I heard about what a great guy you are,

and I just wanted you
to accept me as a person

instead of an angel.

I'm so glad you came back.

Justin, I really like you.

Huh?! I really like you, too.

Yeah, hi. Uh...

You two lovebirds almost done,

because that routine was a mess.

You all fail!

That's what we get for
bringing the hot girl back.

Oh, my gosh!
There's a fuzzy frog squirrel!

What a faker.

She wasn't faking!

Felix, guys...
I'm sorry.

It's just not a lot of girls
like my brother,

so I felt like I had to give him a sh*t.

I didn't think I'd ruin it for all of you.

Eh, it's all right.

We're pretty used to failing by now.

Plus, he's dating an angel.

That's like dating a supermodel with wings.

I can't believe any of this.

Like... it feels like a dream,

like someone should pinch me.

Ow! Nelvis!