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Why don't we see ghosts everyday?

The truth is: ghosts are
around us all the time.

But most hauntings are so
small, they go unnoticed.

For exemple: a pen. A pen lid. A gravel.

A trapped sound.

A child ball. Or balls.

A wheeled bin.

Hello, I'm Vincent Dooley.

Welcome to the next in my series exploring
the rare and wonderful supernatural gifts

known as, the talents.

Later, in this episode:

Do you ever have nightmares
after eating cheese?

You might've eaten a ghost.

Even the weakest ghosts
can posses cheese quite easily!

Due to the living bacteria,
in the cheese.

But what is a ghost?

Well, they were once just like us.

I'm really sorry for murdering you daddy.

You stop, will ya?

You didn't m*rder him, you spanner,
it was literally an accident.

What do they call it
when you k*ll your father, anyway?

Dad slaughter?

C'mon.

I'm really sorry for
slaughtering you, daddy.

C'mon sis, you're gonna be late for work.

- Oh, we're flying along here.
- Yeah.

- That's grand, isn't it?
- That's.. Not so hard.

Yeah.

- I wouldn't get cocky, but...
- Yeah.

No, there's nothing at all to worry about,
just listen to the soothing sound of my voice.

- sh*t!
- Oh, mind your language.

- Sorry, sorry.
- C'mon

Go ahead.. Into first.

Ah, don-Don't bring down
the, eh, you just...

And are you up to something, tonight?

Eh, hum, en-I'm engaged, actually, so...

No, you're fine.

That wasn't... I was just making

driver instructor conversation.

- Oh, okay.
- Okay, I have zero interest there.

No one, I'm home!

Miss you, paps. Miss you, Mary Black.

What's going on in here, today...

Ah, lasagna! Oh! Che cosa?

I didn't really have any breakfast, so...

I love this tart.

Hi! This is Rose's Driving School.

If you're calling about driving lessons,
please leave a message.

If you're calling about the other thing
I haven't done that for years ok?

So, just leave me alone.

Hello? I hear you talk to the ghosts,

there's something haunting in me green bin,

Can you come up and take a look?
I've been driven bloody mad!

Yeah, so, I lost my charger.

Could you just use you powers
when going to find it?

And also, maybe have a look
to see if I'm pregnant?

Oh my god!

How hungry would you have
to be to eat your own baby?

- It's desperate.
- A'ight, sis! It's Sailor

hear me out, you better not
be up on that bouncy ball,

eating yogurt and listening
to ghosts messages.

After you're not gonna call over
at all, tonight's the same, just-

So, now occurred to me,
my feet are k*lling me.

So, you can have dinner on your own.
Lasagna for one, is it?

All right, go on. I'll talk to you later.

By-ye! I love you.

Hello? Is this... Rose's Driving School?

My name is Martin.

Martin Martin.

YOU MUST PAY

THE CAR TAX

Yeah, I remenber, but-

Thanks, Bonnie.

Dad! I'm bursting for a wee
and I'm really f*cking late!

- Language, Sarah!
- f*ck off, dad.

Not that one, again!

Sorry, Bonnie! I'll wear it!

Stop it, Terry!

Terry, that's disgusting!

- Hmm, toast. Cool shirt, dad.
- The future of woodwork is uncertain.

What happened?

Oh! Nothing. I hit it off a door.

It was mum again, wasn't it?

No...

- No.
- Don't lie, I can tell.

YOur nose kinda twitches,
you're the world's worst lier.

I push her buttons.

Why are you still here, mum?
What do you want?!

What's wrong with you, Terry?

DOG HAS WORMS

See? She's just trying to help.

Sarah?

- You smoking?
- Yeah.

We can't go on like this.

If you're too scared to do something,
than I'm gonna call someone.

Who you're gonna call?

Rose Dooley? that psychic
driving instructor or whatever...

Those Dooleys? That family is mad!

You know her?

No, but I used to see
her father in the telly.

Crazy fella, going on
about talking to ghosts.

Right, crazy father talks to ghosts.

Look, it Sarah,

I don't know what I'm doing half the time

Right? Your... Your mum is doing her thing
to stop me from messing this all up.

- Dad...
- What if I do it wrong

and you end up some sort of a
homeless, sex maniac?

Sleeping on the streets, snorting a hash!

Jesus, dad! If you're not gonna call her
or do something

I'm movieng out!

That's my lift.

Hello? Is this... Rose's Driving School?

My name is Martin.

Martin Martin.

Hello!

Hi! Eh... Rose, isn't it?

Yeah, but you know what they say-
a Rose by any other name.

Oh, Sorry!
So, is it Rose?

O- or do you go by another name, isn't it?

No, sorry, no, it is Rose.

Sorry, it's just like a
cool thing that Roses say.

But, uhm...

Hi, Rose here!

Sorry. Oh my god!

Bloody thing is, demented.

Uhm, hi Rose, I'm Martin.

Ok, should we get started?

I've brought some toast sandwiches,
I wans't sure how long we'd be...

Oh! Ok...

And a... Couple of little juices.

Lovely, is it eh?

- So...
- Ah, and some mints!

In case of...

Onions, in the-in the sandwich.

- The breaths in the car, you know?
- Right.

So, uhm...

One thing is, I think, I-

You do look like a "cool dude",
with those sunglasses, but I think

for driving, it might be even
better if you don't actually... No!

No no, no. I need them, they're
hm, special prescription.

All right.

Ok so, should we get it going?

Now you have nothing at all to worry about,
just listen to the soothing sound of my voice

and we pop the key into the ignition,
very good.

Indicate we're out, pull over.

Yeah, excellent! Oh, you just...
Flying there Martin.

Very good.

Sometimes, it's just
easy to teach, you know?

That's just fine.

You don't have-you barely
have to do anything.

So now this is called "parallel parking".

And you're doing very well there...

Yeah, look behind you
and look afront here.

Brilliant!

That's fantastic, Martin!

I would say that you are
nearly ready for your test!

I've passed my test seventeen years ago.

What?

Rose I haven't been honest with you.

You did want the other juice?

No, I... I didn't really come
to you for a driving lesson.

Oh my god, you're an external examiner?
Let me just say

that thing about the mirrors I was
only messing, you do need to use them.

I was going to just do a lesson and pretend
to my daughter that I'd asked for help

and that you'd said no-
- Wait! Ask me for help?

With what?

With my wife.

Oh, your wife? She can't drive is it?

No, my deceased wife.

I knew this was going too well.

Uhm, I'm a driving instructor
and you're perfectly capable of driving

so please exit my vehicle, thank you.

I knew, this whole thing was a bad idea.

I'm sorry.

Martin?! Did your wife
do that to your face?

It's just a-Ai eh...
It's just a bump.

Bonnie said, if I'd put some
frozen peas on it it would-

Wait! You can hear her when she speaks?

Yeah, why?

- Never mind.
- It's just, you're so nice

to talk to, you seem like a warm person.

You seem really nice as well.

And maybe you could have a chat with
my wife, you know, woman to woman?

Use your gift just to find
out what's up with her.

I don't use my talents anymore.

I swore I would never again,
they're too dangerous.

Then maybe with my daughter
Sarah, then, tell her-

Tell her that this ghost stuff is normal?

I said no!

I understand, uhm...
Sorry for bothering you.

Goodbye Rose.

He said I'm warm.

Do ghosts have feelings?

Ghosts, like us, can be lonely.

Stuck between worlds, they spend what little
energy they have trying to get people's attention

- Ugh, leave me alone.
- But try as they might,

it's hard for them to make
any real impact in our world.

Stop waving at me, Brant!

Generally most people tend to think
that ghosts are something to be afraid of.

Really, they are just people.

Maybe, we could help them to move on.

These are stuck people. Lonely people.

Ordinary people.

There's no doubt that Ireland
has its fare share of musicians.

But there are also many who have moved here
from abroad, and now call Ireland home.

♪ And I sing, la lalalala!
Cosmic woman, lalalala, cosmic woman ♪

And, what was it about Ireland that made
you want to move here, twenty years ago?

I was seeking solitude.

Ireland is steeped in the poetic, mystical,
magic. The people are, uhm, are simple people.

Yes.

Yeah, and all that tax
exemption, of course.

♪ And I sing, la lalalala!
Cosmic woman lalalala, cosmic woman ♪

Few songs in rock history
had such instant success.

Christian sh*t from anonymity to mega stardom,
practically over night. But that was it.

A one hit wonder. Christians
success, was short lived.

None of his subsequent records
even made it to the chats.

Yes. Everyone does call him one hit winter
and laughs at him, etc.

But, this new album is really gonna turn things
around and we won't have to live in this shi-

Eh! Deh-d-This is, my comeback.

They say that "the devil is in the details', and
with this album-Aww, the details are just right.

In the eyes of the media, the only thing cool
about this Winter are his banks accounts.

And reports are they are now, all, frozen.

She promised me she wouldn't mention it!

This is why I never do interviews anymore.

Aah! And now I've misspelled Beelzebub!

Christie, darling, the phone's ringing!

Phone! Now Christian, it's your manager.

Bernard, old friend! We're in the final
stages here, it's all been surprisingly easy.

I did the incantation to summon the chosen
girl, and as if by, well, magic - she arrived!

The books power is really quite impressive.

Of course, after the sacrifice
I'll send you the new album.

Oh, I can't wait to be back on top! Yes!

With the hit songs and money too!

Yeah, is all in my uh-my list.

No! I don't want my legs broken... again.

Hey you, wake up!

Oh gosh...

Bernie? I-I think I must go. Yes, I need to
do some m astering. See you at the Grammys!

- Cl-Claudia...
- Sorry!

God!

Ooh! The virgin!

Claudia! What in god's green
under garments did you do?

What? I woke her up to ask her something and
she kinda exploded and sorta fell apart...

It'll still work, yeah?

I just sacrificed her a bit early.

The blood moon is tomorrow night,
the ceremony can only happen then!

Now I shall have to procure another virgin!

I said, sorry!

The virgin divination
rod, have you seen it?

There's an ornate phallice
carved into one end.

Oh, the willy stick.

Darling? Please be more respectful of
my things! Seven hundred years old.

Now, once operational it always
points in the direction of purity.

Let e do a quick incantation to turn it on.

Babe?

Babe?

Babe!

Christian!

- What now my sweet?

- Uhm, maybe you should wait till your
closer to town to turn your d*ck rod on?

Yes, good Idea. Yes.

And that's them leaving the church.

And that's the flowers, aren't they lovely?

Yeah and...
That's the family together.

All dressed up...
Yeah, I didn't know the woman.

It was a brilliant funeral.

Shall we?

Oh, Rose! I didn't recognize you.

You'd been putting on some weight.

Yeah? Thank you!

You pregnant too?

No!

- An unmarried mother like your sister-
- All right!

Go on so, Noreen!

That should do you for six weeks now,
no need to see you again, all right?

That's on the count, bye!

- You all right?
- f*cking fusser...

- Blowjob?
- Yes!

Actually, I rather need one.

- So, I have a date!
- What?

- Your man from the butcher?
- No!

You know Brian Welsh, the
guy from the county counsel?

Where they put the cash machine downtown?

He's a bit dull maybe, Butcher.

That's good though, you know?
'Cause he won't be too giddy.

Rose, is giddy your way
of saying sexually active?

I think so yeah, yeah!

Anyway, listen!

Noreen's just saying to me there that Christie
Berk's wife has gone to jail for infanticide,

so he's practically single now.
And no kids or nothing.

Just thinking you should
call up and see him!

No... Thank you, though!

But, I think th-I think I
might have met someone, maybe?

Wait...

What?

I'm not sure bu this gentleman,
like, Martin. Martin Martin,

When we touched, something...
There was something, all right?

I don't know, but

he was only pretending that he
couldn't drive so he could talk to me.

Oh my goo! Pretending is good, go Martin!

So, what did he want to talk about?

Oh, his wife, like
she's dead but she still lives with him.

Oh, for f*ck's sake, one of them?

But that's an easy fix, no?

Quick ex-wifexorcism!

Sailor!

You know I can't do that!

Why Rose, what's the worst that can happen?

Aah, I k*ll him with my supernatural powers
living his daughter to face her live alone?

Fair enough.

Well right, tell me, did you like, kiss?
Oh my god, did anything giddy happen?

No! Oh my god, no!

- I thought maybe something could, but-
- Yeah?

I don't know, he just-

He was crying and I told him
like "get out of my car"!

And then I ate a sandwich that he left.

And then I started crying too.

Wow.

You should be a sexpert on
one of those magazines, Rose.

Sailor, is that how advice's like?

All right, sorry.

Well, why don't you get to know him a bit?

See if he's into you?

Like, just like that sorta thing?

Would you call him?

Oh no! I have a better
idea actually, stalk him!

Stalk him?

Rose, I do it all the time!
How do you think I found about Brian ♪♪♪♪?

I would never do that.

With you in a sec.

I'm just browsing, young lady!

So Rose, if that is her real name,
said she doesn't do it anymore.

- f*ck's sake....
- Language!

She jus refused to help? Bitch.

Don't be mean!

She seemed nice.

A bit weird.

Nice weird, I suppose.
At least she didn't think I was nuts.

Felt good to-To talk about it.

You know, to somebody else. Who understood.

Ok, well, it's a start.

No more excuses.

It's me or mum, seriously!

I'll talk to your mother,
see what I can do.

Aha! Your girl's got something.

The fragrant aroma of purity.

I just remembered I have a mop, thanks!

Oh my god! Hi! Christian Winter!

- Hello?
- Oh my god, I'm am such a fan!

Thank you.

Yes.

Willy... Oh!

Will he or won't he release a new
album soon, we all want to know.

'Cause I loved "Cosmic Woman"!
Stunning.

Thank you, thank you, yes.

- But it was so long ago, I'd love to hear some, something...
- Very soon!

Believe me! Working on it, right now.

Oh, cool! Ok!

By-ye!

Can I help you or something?

Oh yes, my dear.

I believe you can.

What is evil?

Well, there are those who would use their
knowledge of magic for nefarious purposes.

Power. Fortune. Fame.

Behold this...! Uh...

Scrunchie...!

Hair of the virgin.

Bonnie? You there?

Come on love.

We need a chat!

God almighty, Bonnie!
One is not gonna k*ll me.

There's no need for that!

The spells they cast are
not incantations for luck!

Or good harvests.

They're more like bargains, struck
with dark, ancient and hungry spirits.

Evil spirits, whose help comes...
With a price.

Sarah!

Babe, dinner!

It's Good Johnson's chips!

Coming my sweet! I'm doing an incantation.

Now!

This better work... Or it's
curtains for Christian.

Hello?

No, I'm sorry! It is Rose, sorry,
I just had a frog in my throat.

What?

Can you slow down? Yeah!
Of course I remember you.

No, I told you, I don't do that anymor-

Martin? Don't do anything, all right?
I'm on my way over now.

Why did you slaughter me, Rose?

Telly's back.

Buy mommy.

Yes, ok Rose, you can do this!

Just go over there, save the girl.

Don't slaughter anybody again, and uhm-

Fall in love, get the guy.

And then be home in time to something
to eat, maybe something light

just yogurt or something!

Hello.

Bonnie!

I'm guessing that was more
than just a gust of wind.

- Yeah, sorry.
- No, it's ok.

Hi Bonnie! Uhm
My name is Rose.

Pleased to meet you. Ok.

Sarah is, upstairs?

Good. Ah! Those are bad luck.

Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Martin, she's floating!
She's floating, Martin!

I know, told ya! Rose, what is this?

I don't know, I was trying to stay calm
there on the door but, uhm-

I'm in way over my head. I gotta go.

No, Rose, please!

Please, I don't hav
anybody else to turn to!

Please. Look at her.

Could it be Bonnie?

I shouldn't have tried to eat that donut!

I push her buttons, you know?

Yeah, but I don't think that this is Bonnie, I
mean-Why would she do this to her own daughter?

It's true, she never bothers Sarah.

Plus, like, with possession there's
usually more vomiting and funny voices and-

Masturbating with crucifixes, and...

- You know, like that sort of thing anyway.
- Like the Exorcist?

I've never met him.

Then... What is happening?

Well... I do have an idea.

I really hope I'm wrong.

Hello! I'm Vincent Dooley.

This week, I'm visiting the
O'Callaghan farm, in West Cork.

Investigating a gloating.

- Gloating?
- Yeah, a goat floating.

- Right. Ok, I see.
- Uhm, Martin?

Do you think you can kinda be like, calm, and
like-Do you remember that cool guy in the car?

Just to let you know
this is a satanic ritual.

Satanists? Oh my god!
Don't they I should've had her baptized?

This is a preparation
for a virgin sacrifice.

What? Like-

Bang a goat?

Yeah, like, some demons are into that you know,
just different strokes but, uhm, listen-

Only in eve of the Blood Moon,

the virgin's body will float
to when the spell was originally cast.

The Blood Moon! Th-th-the weather woman was on
about that. It's a weird lunar eclipse thing-

She said it was tomorrow night!

- Sarah!
- Martin, no, no! No-

- You can't wake her!
- Why not?

You can never wake a floating goat.

Watch this.

Martin! Stop!

Stop screaming! Shhh

I'll help you, ok?

I know this holding spell, okay?
I've got some herbs-

Just be calm! Martin?

This is gonna keep her safe, ok?

So it's mainly rue and sage aand...!

That's the holding spell!

Do you have any fresh basil and tabasco?

What do they do?

I bought this frozen pizza,
and was hoping you could kind pimp it?

I'm starving.

And now, we wait.

What a sh*t hole.

I got it! We need ectoplasm.

It's this type of goo that ghosts leave behind
when they move out to the spirit world.

Like in Ghostbusters!

Oh, I haven't read that!

Ok, so, to break the spell-

We basically have to collect the ectoplasm of seven
ghosts and rub that into your daughter's face.

Kinda of unnecessarily gross, isn't it?

No, it's just like
technical paranormal stuff.

'Course it would sound weird
for like, a lay person.

Ok, that's not so bad!
We just go get some ectoplasm.

Martin?

You know the other day
you were saying that you could hear Bonnie?

Yeah, yes, I can sometimes.

Do you now that that's a really rare gift?

- That's called a talent.
- That's my talent?

Uhum.

Why couldn't I be good at
something cool like D Jing?

It is cool!

That was my dad's talent too!

That's how come we could
work together, you know?

He could hear ghosts, they spoke through him, and
my talent is basically like chatting to them?

An that's what made us such a good team.

What, so you were on his tv show?

Yeah... I don't like watching those ones.

Sorry Bonnie! Totally my fault.

Put a plate where the bowls are.

N-now! Where are we gonna find a ghost
to get this ecto stuff?

Where are we gonna find a ghost?

Martin? Right.

You just have to let the ghosts inhabit your
body and I can do all the rest, all right?

It's basically exorcising her.

Wait a minute. No way! Her?

I mean, it makes sense and
also, don't you think it's time?

That's my wife you're talking about!

- Yeah, your dead wife.
- Shh

She hates to be talked about.

And some times, not be talked about.
She's a complicated woman!

Theses spirits, right?
They're not themselves-

We could be helping her,
all she needs is just like a little shove.

You are not shoving my wife!

I'm sorry, I would do
anything to help Sarah but-

k*lling my dead wife is not an option!

Ok! So we just gonna have
to try to round some.

Thank you, Rose!

So, where on this little town
we're going to find seven ghosts?

Well, actually...!

You might be... Surprised.

Hello. Rose Dooley? I've
been calling you for weeks!

Why hasn't she floated ou?

Christ, why we're waiting so long?
Can't we just k*ll the bitch?

Claudia? I'm afraid
it doesn't work like that! that way, ok?

The sacrifice is a trade, you see?

A covenant between myself and the Dark One!

And then?

Yes. And then my darling
you'll have the riches you deserve.

You put that tubery jape thing
I like on the Satan list?

Wait!

Look!

♪♪♪♪

There appears to be some sort
of holding spell on the virgin!

The plot thickens!

Can't we just k*ll the bitch?

Just-

No! O? They have the girl!

A-and again! k*lling the virgin
is pointless! It's a sacrifice.

Been through this!

Don't you get snippy with me! I'm this close
with you Christian, this f*cking close!

YOu think I don't understand sacrifices?

I have put up with your
tragic magic for years!

I have sacrificed all our royalties to get the
money to buy this f*cking book, it better work!

For it to work, we must pursue them!

The Blood Moon grows ever closer!

This bloody moon better
make you bloody rich!

Yes...

Nervous?

Wel, I mean, I told you I'm basically
retired for a real long time, like so-

I don't know if you need to get somebody
else I'm actually, really very rusty.

I've been calling you for weeks!

- This must be her!
- Oh!

Hi.

Do you have a problem
with the ghost, is it?

I don't know if it's a ghost or what-

But you see these here?
I've had to move them away from the house,

They're driving the dog mental!

Here. Let me show you.

Holy sh*t!

- Is everything ok?
- Yeah, good!

Good, thanks, How are you?

Martin, no! I absolutely can't do
this, like, this is-This is demented.

I'm having a full on panic att*ck!
I'm freaking out-

And you go there
and tell her I'm having a panic att*ck-

I'mjust gonna try something.

Hey! you need to get your
sh*t together, woman!

What?

Did you actually just
put on a "cool" voice?

- And call me woman?
- Yes.

Yes I did. And I- and I said sh*t, too!
I am so sorry!

I was just trying to stop you from
freaking out, are you still freaking out?

N-no.

Ok, c'mon.

Come on!

Excuse us, Janet, we just had some technical
difficulties, but they are all sorted now!

Could I ask if have you
lost anybody recently?

My Tom passed a few months ago.

I'm so sorry!

I am not.

Prick.

Tell me this, uhm-

Was Tom sorta responsible
for the rubbish and the recycling?

Oh yeah.

_ I wonder if he has something to do wi-
- Me Tom?

Behind this?

Well, I can't say but...

- Tommy?
- Damnit.

Do you hear me?

I'll put you and the green bin in the lake!

- Janet, I'm sorry, please.
There's absolutely no need to worry!
- What?

I can take care of this,
it's a very straight forward procedure, ok?

What are they spasmin' out about?

Give me you hands.

Seems to be some local
form of the Dark Arts!

It's quite surprising!

Is it?

They're so soft!

Thanks.

Eh, listen Rose, where exactly
does the ectoplasm come from?

It doesn't matter, you'll see in a minute.

Now, just close you eyes-

ok?

Oh, spirit on the road between life
and death, I call out to you now!

Would you like tea or anything?

Tom Bern, my talents compel
you to show yourself!

Oh, restless spirit!
Enter now this vessel I have before me!

Whenever you're ready, please!

It's working.

Jan! Is it yourself?

Tom? Is that you?

It is I, my love.

How are you?

Gosh all mighty, I thought
I'd never get rid of ya.

- Now it seems as though I was right!
- Janet if you just let me do the spirit talking-

'Cause it's actually very
complicated and technical?

How are you my love?

- My name is Rose... He's three times
your age, would you look at yourself!

- Janet! No!
- Ah!

Who is this succubus?

I would actually like
that cup of tea, please?

Dirty ol' f*ck"

Is just if there's a green bin-

Right there I don't know why
you wouldn't just recycle to the green bin!

Look the milk coming in for recycling!

That's perfect, isn't it?

Yeah! Uhm, you don't have to worry
about that anymore, all right?

Tom, give me your little hands.

Good man, now-

Oh, restless spirit!

Untether yourself from this world.

And let the tides carry you home!

Good job!

Very good.

Martin? We did it!

Why do this have to be unnecessarily gross?

We did it.

This witch must be stopped.

We must break that holding spell.

Pumpkin?

I believe it's time to face
one of my biggest fears...

Ducks?

No, my darling.

Tomorrow...

I'm going to learn to drive!

Bogger eejit.

- Oh, hello!
- Hello sleepyhead!

You're up?

I'm sorry, I'm great.

Turns out taking a ghost
into your body and-

puking his up ectoplasm when your daughter is under
a satanic levitation spell will take it out of you.

But you're now learning so fast, though!

Good teacher!

Good teacher? Good partner!

Right, so I better go in.
Bonnie will be wondering where I've been.

All right, ok. Goodnight!

See you tomorrow!

Oh, look who came crawling back...

I, uhm... I totally forgot Sarah.

So have I!

Morning!

Hello, toaster!

Long time no see, branch!

Hello little ghost lady!

Hello!

I'm sorry! I thought you were dead!

My goodness.

Yes.

So, yes. Throughout this series,
we have shone a light into the darkness.

Goodness nurtures love. Love defeats evil.

Thanks, Rose.

It's love that binds the
best partnerships together.

It's where true magic comes from.

- See you tonight, partner!
- That's why I emphasize caution with your given talent!

So if one partner makes
the slightest mistake,

the other can be sucked up
into he spinning void of chaos!

Ending up stuck, or trapped! Or even worst!

Nowhere at all!

Lucky I have nothing to worry about, because
my talented partner never makes mistakes.

She's...

She's extraordinary.
Extraordinary. Extraordinary.

I can't do this.

Hello there, Rose!

This is Martin here.

Look forward tu getting up and
at it whenever you're ready!

I think we're really
gonna kick some ass today!

So will you excuse my french.

See you soon, partner!

Bye-e!

Hello, Rose Dooley. Christian
Winter the artist, here!

I hear you're rather
talented driving instructor.

I should like to employ your services
today, noon, at my castle. Good day.

She's extraordinary!

Hi! This is Rose. I'm on my way.

I made you a sandwich.

Thank you, my dear.

I couldn't face it right now
but, perhaps, after my tutorial.

Don't be such a drama queen! It's
a driving lesson, you dickhead!

Get it bloody done.

Yes, ma'am.

Ah, here she comes!

So, how are you gonna find out
what she's been up to then, babe?

Guess a little clever sleuthing?

It's chocolate spread, by the way.

Hi! Hi, I'm Rose!

Delighted.

We've met yesterday, actually,
outside Bargains Galore?

- Ah, yes! In the slaughter house.
- NO, in the shop.

Yes. Yep.

Memorable encounter indeed.

Yeah, so.. Driving!

I've packed myself a
snack, in some sense here.

It's chocolate spread.

Oh, great.

Now.

´Proceed.
- Ok, now!

So, both hands on the wheel!

Right? Very good! And now you
just push down on the clutch.

With your foot, sorry, use you foot.

Of course, yes, yes.

That's the accelerator,
sorry, that's the accelerator.

No.

You're absolutely fine. So this time
push the clutch down with your foot.

Very good.

That's the accelerator again there!

No, ok. That's, yeah" That is the clutch!

Yes.

Good, but just, use your left foot.

Or use your other left foot.

Very good! Great stuff. Now we can
just slip the car into first gear.

Oh my god! Are you-
Christian?

Are you ok?

I think I should like
to go home now, my dear.

Okay, no-
Maybe you shloud, yeah.

Thank you1

Perhaps this driving is just not for me.

No...

I'm just a bad teacher.
I shouldn't be doing this either.

Huh?

Is ther perhaps another field
that yours true talents may lie?

No.

Not really, I mean-

- Kinda, but actually-
- Talent is what fuels us.

What stirs our loins.

What elevates us from the beasts!
And other non-amazing people.

YOu really rather just
have no talents at all?

Spend your life doing this?

I just like everything to be...

Ordinary.

So maybe I can help.

Perhaps if I...

May I?

What?

And I sang, la la la!

Cosmic woman.

La la la, my cosmic woman...

Little better?

I think yeah, thank you.

And perhaps a, uh-

Small token of my gratitude.

An exclusive preview of my new material.
It's a signed copy!

From one talented person to another.

- Oh that's lovely!
- In lieu of payment, of course.

All right.

Fair well, my dear.

All right, goodbye!

Oh, sorry! The door. I'll get it.

Weird.

World class.

I was nervous you weren't going to come!

I cook when I'm nervous.

I eat when I'm nervous.

Seems we make a great team, uh?

Yeah...

I've got a few jars washed and
ready for the ectoplasm tonight!

And... I made you this earlier,
when I was restless.

Oh my go, that's fabulous!

This is gonna make mockery
out of all my other crockery!

Thank you.

I make you a spoon when all this is done.

You like garlic?

Uhm, not really.

So what was it you wanted to chat about?

Bonnie, no!

Ah, it's gone everywhere.

Martin can you just leave that sauce
and listen to me just for a second?

Yes, what is it?

I really think it's important that I tell
you what happened to my last partner.

Your dad?

We were investigating a
haunted pot hole, right?

And there was a woman there with her dog,

and she just held the empty lead
and the dog was inside the pot hole.

And my dad said:

Some sort of apparitional portal.

You did the right thing calling us.

It doesn't look good, I'm afraid.

The best we can do for, ehm...

Beans...

Beans... Here.

Is to be sure he makes
it to the other side.

And my dad said to me like "It's on you, Rose",
you know? Like it was gonna be my turn to do it?

Now, Rose, there are two
spirits at play here.

The pot hole spirit.

And Beans.

- Daddy, I can't!- Follow your heart.
Rosie.

Always trust your talents.

And went to re-inhabit
the spirit of the dog-

So he was like "woof woof woof woof"!

So Beans, the dog, was actually in him and
animals spirits are always kinda tricky.

That's my Beans!
Oh, you're a good boy, aren't ya?

But you see, the spinning pot hole was in him
too so he became part pot hole part dog.

But I totally panicked
and I forgot the words.

Oh, you traveler on the
road between land and-Oh.

And then daddy freaked and went spinning
into the middle of the road.

And the next thing I see the lorry
coming down the road towards him-

An the lory driver is
like "b oo bu boo bu boo"!

And I was like "daddy, nooo"!

And the lorry smushed daddy.

That was it.

And then there was like a magpie up in the tree,
and the magpie is like "k aa kaa kaa kaa"!

You know this kind thing? KAAA!

Kaa!

You know when that's happened to you?

So that's like, I need to tell you. You
need to find yourself a new partner.

What?

I'm-I'm-I'm sorry that happened to you but-

We don't have a choice!

The Blood Moon is tonight.

And anyway I don't care if anything
happens to me, she's my little girl!

Yeah, but like, I care you know?

Because I can't go through all of
this again, I really can't Martin!

So I'm just gonna take my bowl
and I'm just gonna say goodbye!

Just hang on a minute!

My daughter is about to be deflowered by the
devil and you're telling me you won't help?

- I can't help!
- What are you so afraid of?

Didn't you hear my story?
Reacted to it and everything!

I made one tiny mistake and
my dad actually got k*lled!

He turned into a dog-pot
hole and he got k*lled!

- So what?
- So what?!

No, I don't-I don't mean... So what!

I mean-I Mean, you're just afraid!

I am afraid? You're the one
who's scared of you dead wife!

I saw what she did to the garlic!
D you think I'm blind?

Rose, I know you think I'm crazy-

I don't think that you're crazy.

But actually I think you're scared! Because I think
you're scared of what your life will be like without her.

Yes, I'm scared!

I am afraid and I'm fine with that.

If you don't help, Sarah is going to die!

That's all I meant!

But this wouldn't be making a mistake.
This, would be not even tring!

♪ Satan, Satan ♪

♪ Satan, Satan ♪

♪ SATAN, SATAN ♪

World class.

♪ You still on my mind, Oh!
And even though I manage on my own ♪

♪ My heart is low! My heart is so
low, as only a woman's heart can be ♪

I saw the guitar there and... She really
liked that song when she was small.

Is just lovely, Martin.

Especially sung in a male voice.

I have it on cassette and in my, uhm,
car and I have it on cd at home.

Rose, I'm sorry about that... Mild burst.

_ No, it's ok. Anyway, you're right, like-
- Listen Rose, it's ok.

You don't have to explain it to me,
I understand what it's like.

Well., we better go Martin.


That ectoplasm isn't
going to collect itself!

So I better change my shirt!

Ok, anyways.

I'll wait downstairs, so...

This shirt's lovely on ya!

Thanks!

Is it a donut? Can I have a bit?

No.

Oh! That's Sailor there, ok.

Now, just so you know, she thinks
we're on a date tonight, so.

Why?

She somehow, like, got the impression that
we like, got giddy last night, like...

Like-

Or like-

I don't know, whatever it's like.

Gross.

I know, that's what I-
She's demented, like..

Not a chance!

Hi! Nice dress, it was granny's is it?

Oh, hi! You're Martin!

- Hello Sailor!- Hello Sailor, oh you
have heard that one before, Martin?

And yeah, it's a nickname and no,
I'm not gonna tell you my real name-

- Sailor, stop, would ya?
So where is this baby then?

She's upstairs. There's
no need to check on her.

I wasn't planning on it, do you know
how long it takes me to get the stairs?

Yeah, just ring us if
she wakes or anything.

And don't go upstairs!

- Straight away, just give us a ring.
- All right, chillax!

- Geez, you two will get along just fine-
- Seriously, don't go upstairs.

Go on!

Thanks, Sailor.

What a sh*t hole.

You have several new messages.

Christ.

My nana Diedra has appeared
to me in the kichten.

I can't even face me cocoa
puffs with her staring!

You think it looks like h*tler?

Or a turtle, maybe?

Or the Hamburgler?

Nah, it's definitely me
nan' Diedra old eyes.

Why is he here? Watching me?

I mean, could nana Diedra
have a message for you? Like-

She's annoyed about something?

I've collected a lot of
money for a sponsored work.

There was no work.

I think she's warning me
to change my crooked ways.

Bingo.

That's it, yeah.

I'll have a quick chat with her.

Good job.

Rose Dooley?

Your help would be greatly appreciated.

It's been weeping constantly for two days.

I'm quite spooked, actually.

These tears are Seven Up.

It's mother!

She adored Seven Up!

Ey chaps, the chips won't stay in the pan!
The costumers are gonna leave us.

Is there anything you can do?

Good job Martin.

Excellent lads! See you out.

It's nearly dawn.

We are running out of time!

I spot him out in the back,
going through m e bins.

And how big was this, wolfman?

Hard to say, but geez,
I wouldn't mess with him.

Out for blood, he was.

And you said he had ginger hair?

Oh definitely!

I shinned a torch on him and his
hair was as orange as a-as a...

An orange?

♪♪♪♪, that kinda colour you know?

Sniffy nose and uhm, sharp fangs argh!

I suppose if you were a red tempered person
you'd became a ginger werewolf.

Four legs, and a long tail on him too!

Mr. Daily, was it a fox?

I'd say it was, yeah.

All right. Good night, so.

Good luck love. Will call again, soon!

Oh, sh*t! Me keys.

We're one short.

I can think of one more.

This place gives me the creeps.

Haven't been here in ages.

Just out here, yep.

Not since...

On the funeral actually.

That makes me feel bad, I should probably
visit her grave more often.

You know, it's just around...

Here, actually.

What? This was your plan all evening,
to bring me here?

I'm sorry, and I think you
know what you need to do.

I'm a coward, Rose. We've
already established that.

Beaten down, held c*ptive by a dead person.

You never asked me how Bonnie d*ed.

Well-

Yeah, there never seem to
have a good time but...

I made Bonnie a wooden clock.

And everyday, at the exact
time that we got married-

The little wooden me and the little
wooden Bonnie would pop out and kiss.

It broke and k*lled her.

That wasn't a very good story!

It's not as good as yours.

I really didn't commit
to it in the same way.

Eight years later...

Look what I've become!

Well, that's all changed now, ok?

Because this? This wasn't you fault!

You know what Rose? Since I've met you,
you've made me see what's possible.

And I'm not talking about ghosts
and spirits and all of that!

You've made me realize that...

Well, it's time!

I can move towards the light!

Me too, Martin!

You know, I used to think I was invisible.

Like, until this, I felt like
I was a ghost too. You know?

And it's awful!

And I don't wanna feel like that anymore.

And I'm sure Bonnie doesn't
want that for you either.

Thanks, Martin.

I never felt this alive!

And it's because you
believed that I was real.

I know that we are gonna do it!

Save Sarah?

Yeah. obviously!

Let's do it!

- Ok...
- Let's do it.

Who's this?

How was your date?

- Sailor! You have to go, I'm sorry.
- What?

- Yeah, come on.
- Brian, set me up there, will ya?

HI, I'm Brian Welsh by the way.

The local county counsel.

Shut up, Brian! Jesus...

She knows something's up!

What the f*ck was that?

Yeah, no, we're running out of time, ok?
We have to get her out now!

What? What's going on?

I don't have time to explain 'cause
it can sack me a few minutes-

We have to exorcise his dead wife, Bonnie, or else we
won't get the ectoplasm we need to save his daughter-

Because, otherwise she's gonna
be ravished by hell demons.

- Just explained it there, ain't it Rose?
- Yeah.

Anyway, I-I-I'll set up!

Okay, cool.

- I'm gonna head off, anyone in?
- Shut up Brian, will ya?

Why didn't you tell me what was going on?

Well, cause you thought we had a date, like- And you
were so proud of me, I don't know, it felt nice.

I'm always proud of you.

Thickhead.

Thanks.

So, nothing going on then?

Nah...

- Ok, all set up, Rose!
- Ok, great!

Would you want me to stay?

Would you?

- Yeah, help me up!
- Ok.

- Rose?
- Yeah?

This is actually f*cking deadly.

So exciting!

So cool you're using your talent again.

Brian!

Now!

I seal this pact with a drop of blood!

Now.

You're ready?

Oh, spirit on the road between
life and death, I call out to you!

Open now the gate, so that the
living may speak with the dead!

I summon the hence onto thos realm.

Bonnie Martin. Of 25, Parkmoore Drive-

My spirit compels thee to show yourself!

Bonnie?

Get the f*ck out of my house!

Bonnie?

Sailor, can I go home?

I see what's going on here...

- You fancy my Martin!
- No!

You just wanna get rid of me
so you can get your dirty paws on him!

That's not it at all!

Martin is mine!

Sarah! Is mine.

An this house is mine.

Bonnie! You loved Martin
and Martin loved you! But-

Do you remember your wedding day?

Do you remember what you told him?

No a**l?

Didn't you also say to him
"u ntil death do us part"?

Bonnie, I'm so sorry but
it's time for you to part!

The hair of the local witch.

Now to block her talents!

- What's wrong?
- I don't know.

Someone's interfering with me talents!

Break the holding spell!

Look at your there.

On your knees, like a
ragged down low whore.

A vote for me is a vote for progress.

Rose, c'mon! Trust you talents!

You wish to be ordinary?

Allow me to grant that wish!

Bonnie Martin! Look for safe place.

Trouble the living no more!

Leave this space and this realm!

Oh, Jesus!

Brian?!

Get a handful of that, take those jars and
run upstairs and rub into his daughter face!

- Right now!
- Quickly, hurry up!

Good lad!

Ok, Martin? Wake up!

Martin? You said you were
gonna make me a tool!

Oh no! It's happening again!

O Martin, I'm so sorry!

Rose?

What?

Martin? Is that you?

- I'm here.
- You are?

Oh my god!

Rose!

I knew it you dirty whore!

No!

Martin?

Martin can't come to the phone right now...

So get the f*ck out of my house!

Oh my god! Ok-

MArtin? I'm just gonna try something ok?

Did you just slap me?

Yeah, sorry.

It's-it's ok, what happened?

I kinda went wrong.

- There's no one up there!
- What?

Sarah!

Sarah!

Sarah!

She's gone! What did you do?

Martin, leave her alone.

Where is she?

I've messed up and,
she's been summoned to the sacrifice!

Oh no...

Martin, I'm so, so sorry!

I'm shite? I'm a slut?

Is that what you were going to say?

Ehm, is Martin possessed now?

Bonnie!

No! No one talks to my
sister like that! NO!

Hello mister magpie!

I think I need your help.

Blokes! Stop fighting!

We need to follow this magpie!

Follow the bird.

Ah, that makes sense.

Wait! You're going too fast!

You'll let them get away.

Hey, let me drive this shitehole!

We lost him! We lost mister magpie!

- Thanks for the lift anyway guys, just let me off here.
- Stop Brian, will ya?

Bonnie? Bonnie, Sarah is being kidnapped.

What? Martin, you eejit!

No, leave him alone!

How in god's name did you manage that?

It's not Martin's fault!

Of course it is! He's a tick!

That isn't true and you
need to leave him alone.

You've been holding him hostage
up in that house for years!

Himself and poor Sarah!

I'm sorry about her!

Wait, is that her?

Hold on!

She is not a baby?

It's Christian Winter!

It's Christian Winter this whole time?

- Creepy little f*cking-
- Satanist!

Ill tempest. The local witch.

Yeah, I said boiled rice is fine!

How long?

Ok, but if it's any
later I won't be paying.

There are more pressing matters my dear.

Sarah!

Martin?

Martin, no!

No, Martin, don't wake her!

No, Martin! Never wake a floating goat!

Darling, set your lock in, please.

You unsacrifice my daughter right now, before I come
in there and pull those stupid bloody eyebrows off!

Refrain from shouting, you'll wake
the virgin and ruin this for everyone!

Come here you little...

Jesus Christ, you're like
a pair of school girls!

Oh f*ck this!

Ah, the virgin!

Zip! I wanna get home
before my c hinese arrives!

Is this yours?

Oh! My index finger!

Everybody! Get into the f*cking car!

Winter is a dead man!

Let my new age of darkness begin.

We're almost out of time!
Anyone have any ideas?

How about we ring the bell
and pretend we're delivering something?

Jesus, Brian.

See? I was right!

Good one, Brian!
Your contributions are getting better!

The mongol in the back was right.

Here we go! All thanks to Brian!

Yes! High-fives, everyone!

Oh, sorry, high-four, Bonnie.

I think it's weird you brought the bird.

Hold on mate, I said special
fried rice, not boiled!

Sorry, Miss, the dock says boiled-

Special fried.

- No, look, boiled-Special fried!
Can you not hear me? Are you deaf?

If you're deaf you really
shouldn't be taking phone orders.

I'll be back as soon as I can.

Fifteen minutes or it's free!

Hear me powers of the night!

The Blood Moon is nigh!

I offer this sacrifice in honor of you!

Chinese is here, love!

I got it for free, too!

I can't wait, I'm starving! I'll
put yours out for you though.

I offer this sacrifice, in honor of you.

Sanctified with virgin blood!

- And with this impure bloo-
- Spoons or chopsticks, love?

Spoon or chopsticks?

Please dear!

I'm in the middle of some-

Now, with virgin blood,

and with impure blood,

I pray you'll accept this sacrifice, or
let life be ever extinguished from my soul!

I know she's floating
and that looks really good and all, but-

If the demon is just gonna f*ck her a bit,
and then tear her to pieces,

why don't we just k*ll the bitch?

Wich is mine?

The kung pao...

Thank you.

Goodnight my sweet.

Now where was I? Ah, yes.

That's the door!

Ok. Now, nobody be scared, ok?

Brian, I'm in labor! Those two
contractions were very close together!

Oh sh*t, Sailor!

Ok, you just sit down on
here now, I'll tell Rose.

You will not!

You keep your mouth shut, do you hear me? There's
much more important things going on right now.

More important? How could
it be more important?

Brian!

- I'm sorry...
- Ok, good man.

Just stick with me in case I need ya, ok?

Come on.

Impure blood!

I pray you'll accept my sacrifice!

- Or let life be ever extinguished from my soul!
- Sarah!

What have you done to her?

Yeah, and give me back my scrunchie!

Can one man just sacrifice
a virgin in peace?

No, Christian! Put her down!

This is over!

No, my dear...

Quite the opposite.

It's working!

- No!
- No!

God no! God, no...

Sarah!

I'm ba-ack!

♪ Just another beautiful tuesday!
With a the moon lit night at the castle ♪

♪ Yeah! Bye-bye, bye at the docks ♪

God! It's not working! Why isn't it
working? I k*lled my wife for this!

- And two virgins!
- I'm going to f*cking k*ll you-

You talentless prick!

Your daughter's life was my paint brush,
she helped me create a masterpiece!

A two disk masterpiece called: Yester me!

To be hon-I think. Tittle TBC.

Martin, be careful, you're finger...

You fight like a girl!

- You're right, dickhead!
- Bonnie...

You k*lled my Sarah, you puntz!

You have a strange fight etiquette!

Sarah? Sarah!

What?

Sarah!

Burger and chips?

Oh, my baby girl!

- Thank god!
- Noo!

Get back in there! Get back in the hole!

I don't think this is over!

Oh sh*t, Charlie!

The Dark Lord!

I've done a small wee.

I am Astaroth!

Hello!

Eater of souls!

Which one of you mortals summoned me forth?

I did! That'd be me,
Astaroht, my Lord and Master!

Oh, it's wonderful to meet you, finally!

Let me serenade thee, my
keyboards are just k*ller!

Silence!

You have broken our contract!

Now, we will feast on your soul!

I-I-I sent you a virgin,
I followed the instruction, my Lord!

Did you really think you can deceive us?

She is no virgin!

What?

What?

Wes, she is!

Uh oh!

Sarah?

Is that true?

My precious flower...

Deflowered, more like, Martin?

Was it Charlie Dawn, that little fucker?
I knew he was sniffing around!

Who said it was a guy anyway?

Martin. It doesn't matter, ok?

We can deal with this tomorrow.

You are grounded, young lady!

Stop!

Kids start so early these days!

Silence! The Dark Ones must be satisfied!

The ritual must be completed!

We need another virgin!

But I have not prepared any more virgins!

There're-
There are no more virgins!

We'll take that one!

Me?

What?

Really?

No!

Hardly!

Hold on! What about Deklin O'Donnel?

Yeah! What about Deklin O'Donnel?

Only the tip went in.

Tremendous news!

Now, come!

No, you're grand Thank you, though.

Come.

No!

HOld on!

Martin, do something, would ya?

I'm not strong enough!

Oh god!

k*ll it!

I've seen you about the
town, you filth beast.

Never liked you mush to b-

You damned, filthy winged rat!

Just let go, there's no point in all of us
getting dragged into hell!

I really don't wanna lose you!

- Oh my god you're having a baby!
- I am!

Well, there's something that you could do!

If I'm no longer a virgin, I'd be safe!

- But I-
- YOu know, if we get giddy!

If we do it!

Here? like-

Better than being g*ng
banged by demons in hell!

God, ok!

Do you know how to do that?

I absolutely don't!

Just get the f*ck down
there and figure it out!

- You know, normally I do a lot more foreplay!
- Ok.

But we have limited time
and my good finger is...

Don't worry about it!

There's something coming
out of one of the holes!

- It's a baby!
- Definitively!

DO you need me to kind of, uhm...

Oh, I see what you 're
doing now, yeah, yeah.

Oh perfect! Oh thank you

Alright, yeah.

He likes it when you cup his balls.

Hey, Bonnie!

That's a little advice, you know?
Girl to girl.

Ok!

What are they doing?

Oh, we're only doing this
so Rose won't be a virgin!

What?

And because we're madly in love!

Kiss me, you fool!

My good eye!

Rose, really? No way! Oh fuuuuuuck!

You animals! She must remain pure!

Hey Sarah? Stop him!

In retrospect, perhaps I
should've just k*lled the bitch!

No!

Oh, thank you Bonnie!

That is just what I needed.

Look after them for me, would you?

Not his balls! Martin and Sarah.

Yeah...

I didn't for a second
think you meant his balls.

[And I'll definitively
mind Sarah and Martin.]

Look after his balls too!

Yeah, alright. Bye Bonnie!

Now I can tell everybody
that my first time was a threesome!

Oh my god! Could that be possible?
That that's our...

Oh no... What?

He's so cute!

Oh my god, Sailor!
Like, how did you manage to do this?

Brian helped her.

Congratulations, Brain.

Wow! Hi dotie! Hello baba!

Rose? he's dying.

Oh my god.

Martin, we need to do it again.

Wow, relax Rose.
I know you're making up for lost time b-

NO, I don't mean that. I mean-

There's a spirit in there?

I just thought it was a sound bird.

Oh, spirit on the road between life
and death, I call onto you now.

Open up the gates so that the
living may speak to the dead!

Rose, girl. It's me.

Daddy!

It really is you?

I'm so so sorry!

No, Rose. You did nothing wrong!

Sure you were only a-UhnUhO!

Child.

No, I should've saved you.

Rose...

There's nothing to feel gulty about.

Just, look at all the
people you have just saved!

Daddy!

Is it really you?

There's someone I want you to meet!

Oh, Faddie.

Daddy, I told you never to call me that.

Yes, sorry! Sailor.

Look after each other, won't you?

Of course we will, but daddy,
we just miss you so much!

I know, Rose.

I'll always be watching you two.

Now, Rose, I'm sorry but I must go.

Fly into the light daddy!

Fly towards the light, pops!

I love you!

Rose, you did it!

- Martin?
- He's free!

Vincent.

His name is Vincent.

I think he's hungry.

There's some of Christian's curry sauce
over there, do you reckon he'd eat that?

No.

Hello?

Oh, sorry to interrupt.

I have special fried rice here.

And some free chicken balls
to say sorry for the mix up!

Yes!

I am starving!

Three months later.

- Heya!
- Hi-i!

How are you?

Well what do you think?

Wow, that looks great!

- Yeah?
- Yeah! Lovely.

It's good, isn't it?

Yeah! Y-
Extraordinary is one word though.

Oh, is it?

It's grand, we'll fix it later.

Oh yeah?

There's... Something I
wanted to talk to you about.

Well, you know how much you mean
for me and Sarah.

Yeah, of course! And that you really like,
mean the world to me as well!

Well...

Oh my god!

We could do this earlier.

Rose Dooley-

Will you marry me?

No!

THE END
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