03x01 - Chapter One: Suzie, Do You Copy?

[bunniefuu]

[ELECTRICAL HUMMING]

[BREATHING MASKS HISSING]

[BEEPING]

[RINGING]

[ALARM WAILING]

[SIGHS DEEPLY]

[DEVICE POWERING UP]

[CREATURES SQUEALING]

[RATTLING SOUND]

[POWERING DOWN]

[MAN SCREAMS]

[MAN, IN RUSSIAN] Comrade-General.

We are close.

You can see.

You can see our progress.

We just need more ti...

[GASPS, CHOKES]

[CHOKING CONTINUES]

[RUSSIAN CHORAL SONG PLAYING]

[IN RUSSIAN] You have one year.

[IN RUSSIAN] Yes, Comrade-General.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Just a little more time
is all we're asking for ♪

♪ 'Cause just a little more
time could open closing doors ♪

♪ Just a little uncertainty
can bring you down ♪

[SINGING ALONG] ♪ And nobody
wants to know you now ♪

[IMITATES GUITAR BREAK]

- ♪ Nobody wants to show you... ♪
- Mike!

Mike, stop! Stop!

- ♪ So if you're lost and on your own ♪
- Mike! Stop!

Mike! Mike!

- ♪ You can never surrender ♪
- [LAUGHING] Stop!

- What, you don't like it?
- No!

[ELEVEN LAUGHS]

[MAN ON TV] Don't look at
the dogs, work the lock.

Work the lock. Work the
lock. Don't look at the dogs.

You looked at the dogs.

[DOGS BARKING ON TV]

Sometimes everything
goes exactly as planned.

[BURPS]

[CHAIR CREAKS]

Hey!

Hey!

Three-inch minimum!

Leave the door open three inches!

[RATTLES DOORKNOB]

El, open this door.

Open the...

What's wrong?

[MIKE] My God, that was priceless!

Did you see his face?

[PANTING] It was like a tomato!

Yeah, a fat tomato.

- I wish I was still with you.
- I know.

Me too.

But I'll see you tomorrow,
all right? First thing.

Tomorrow.

[UPBEAT SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING]

- You're late.
- [MIKE] Sorry!

- Again.
- We're gonna miss the opening.

Yeah, if you keeping
whining about it. Let's go!

"If you guys keep whining
about it. Nyeh-nyeh-nyeh."

- [MIKE] Just please stop talking, dude.
- Let me guess.

You were busy. [SMACKS LIPS]

Oh, yeah, real mature, Lucas.

"Oh, El, I wish we
could make out forever,

and never hang out with
any of our friends."

Lucas, stop.

- Will thinks it's funny.
- Because it is.

Yeah, it's so funny
that I want to spend

romantic time with my girlfriend.

[LUCAS] I'm spending romantic
time with my girlfriend.

- [GIRL] Hey!
- Excuse us! Sorry! Sorry!

Sorry, sorry, sorry!

- [MAX] Excuse me, I'm sorry.
- [WILL] Sorry.

- Hey!
- Watch it!

Yeah! Watch it, nerd!

Isn't it past your bedtime?

Isn't it time you d*ed?

- Psycho!
- Butthead!

- Mall rat!
- Fart face!

- [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
- Oh, now that was mature.

[RINGS BELL REPEATEDLY]

Hey, dingus, your children are here.

Again? Seriously?

[BELL RINGS]

Come on, come on.

I swear, if anybody hears about this...

[ALL] We're dead!

[SIGHS]

All clear.

[PRE-MOVIE JINGLE PLAYING]

[MOVIE FANFARE PLAYING]

[FUNK MUSIC PLAYING]

See, Lucas? We made it.

- We missed the previews.
- Still made it. Fart face.

Shh.

- [LUCAS] Skittles.
- [MAX] Thanks.

[AUDIO SLOWS, STOPS]

[CROWD CLAMORS]

- Come on!
- Come on!

[CARNIVAL MUSIC SLOWS, STOPS]

[ALL GASP]

The hell?

[STEVE] That's weird.

That isn't gonna work, dingus.

Oh, really?

[RATS SQUEALING]

[FRANTIC SQUEALING]

[DISTORTED ROARING]

[SCATTERED CHEERING]

[CARNIVAL MUSIC RESUMES]

[LAUGHING]

[NAUTICAL TUNE PLAYING]

Let there be light.

[FILM REEL SPUTTERING]

[CHEERING]

[MOVIE SOUNDTRACK RESUMES]

[CHEERING CONTINUES]

[FLUTTERING SOUND]

[LOW GROWLING]

[CHEERING FADES]

[CREATURE ROARING]

[SCREAMING]

- Hey.
- [GASPS]

You okay?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

Of course.

Okay.

[CROWD GASPS]

sh*t!

[GASPS]

sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

- Wh... What's wrong?
- It's almost 9:00.

- What?
- We forgot to reset the clocks.

- The power went out last night, remember?
- Oh, sh*t!

["OPEN THE DOOR" PLAYING]

Whoa! [GRUNTS]

♪ Come on with a g*n ♪

♪ Come on with a heart att*ck... ♪

Hey, hey, hey!

- Wait up.
- Oh, no, I'll eat at work.

- I'm late.
- No.

- Your cheek.
- All right, all right.

- I gotta run. See you later.
- All right.

Ugh. Gross.

Well, I don't think you're
gonna think it's gross

when you fall in love.

I'm not gonna fall in love.

Okay.

Hey.

What happened here?

I don't know.

♪ Love that was new to you ♪

♪ You open up the door ♪

♪ I fall below my feet ♪

♪ I crawl out on the floor ♪

[NANCY] Can you please drive faster?

Do you wanna break down? We're
lucky this thing still drives at all.

I'm serious, Jonathan, I can't be late.

- You mean we can't be late.
- No, I mean I can't be late.

- They like you no matter what you do.
- Hey, they like you too.

Yeah. They like that I'm
a coffee delivery machine.

They don't actually
like me or respect me

as a living, breathing
human with a brain.

Wait, you just... you just
gotta be patient, okay?

They're set in their ways, you know?

But... once they realize
what a gifted writer you are,

they'll come around.

I really don't need a Jonathan
Byers pep talk right now.

Can you just... please drive faster?

Okay.

[DUSTIN] This is Gold Leader,
returning to base. Do you copy? Over.

This is Gold Leader, returning
to base. Do you copy? Over.

I repeat: This is Gold Leader,

returning to base. Do you copy? Over.

- I repeat: This is g*dd*mn Gold Leader...
- Dusty!

- What?
- Relax! For goodness' sake.

I'm in range. They should be answering.

You've been away a whole month,
honeybun. Maybe they just...

forgot.

♪ You open up the door ♪

♪ I fall below my feet ♪

♪ I crawl out on the floor... ♪

[SIGHS]

[DUSTIN CHUCKLES]

At least someone's happy I'm home.

[DISTORTED ROBOTIC WHIRRING]

[BEEPING]

[CYMBAL CRASHING]

[ZAPPING]

[SOUND OF g*nf*re]

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]

[DUSTIN] It's just a dream.

You're dreaming.

[CACOPHONY OF TOY SOUNDS CONTINUES]

[WHISPERS] Now!

[TOYS POWER DOWN]

- [NOISEMAKERS SOUNDING]
- [SCREAMS]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[YELLS] Cannonball!

["ROCK THIS TOWN" PLAYING]

♪ We're gonna rock this town ♪

♪ Make 'em scream and shout... ♪

[GIRL YELLS] Marco!

[GROUP OF KIDS] Polo!

[GIRL] Marco!

[KIDS] Polo!

[GIRL] Marco!

[KIDS] Polo!

[GIRL] Marco!

[KIDS] Polo!

[GIRL] Marco!

[KIDS] Polo!

♪ We're gonna rock this town ♪

♪ Rock it inside out ♪

Ladies.

She's coming down.

["MOVING IN STEREO" PLAYING]

And... showtime.

♪ Life's the same ♪

♪ I'm moving in stereo ♪

♪ Life's the same ♪

♪ Except for my shoes ♪

♪ Life's the same ♪

♪ You're shakin' like tremolo ♪

♪ Life's the same ♪

♪ It's all inside you ♪

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

Hey, lard-ass!

[CROWD QUIETENS]

No running on my watch!

I gotta warn you again,
and you're banned for life.

You wanna be banned for life, lard-ass?

Didn't think so.

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

[CROWD CHATTER RESUMES]

Afternoon, ladies.

[IN UNISON] Afternoon, Billy.

Dig the new suit, Mrs. Wheeler.

Thank you.

[WIND WHISTLING]

[DOOR BELL JINGLES]

- Hey.
- Hey.

You busy?

You're our first customer, so...

[SCOFFS] What now?

And then El, she just... slams the door.

Right in my face.

Uh-huh?

You know, it is that
smug son of a bitch, Mike.

He's corrupting her, I'm telling you.

And I'm just gonna lose it. I
mean, I am gonna lose it, Joyce.

Just take it down, Hopper.

I need for them to break up.

That is not your decision.

They're spending entirely
too much time together.

You agree with me about that, right?

Well, I mean, they're
just kissing, right?

Yeah, but it is constant.

It is constant.

Okay? That is not normal,

that is not healthy.

You can't just force them apart.

I mean, they're not
little kids anymore, Hop.

They're teenagers.

If you order them around like
a cop, then they're gonna rebel.

It's just what they do.

So what, I'm just supposed to
let them do whatever they want?

No, I didn't say that. I think
you should... talk to them.

No. No. 'Cause talking doesn't work.

Not yelling. Not ordering.

But talk to them.

You know, like a heart-to-heart.

A heart-to-heart?

What is that?

You sit them down and you talk
to them, like you're their friend.

I find if you talk to them
like you're on their level,

then they really start to listen.

And then, you know, you could
start to create some boundaries.

- Boundaries.
- Yeah, but,

Hop, it's really important
that no matter how they respond,

you stay calm.

You cannot lose your temper.

Uh...

Maybe you could do it for me?

No.

Yeah, you could. Yeah, you
could. You come over after work.

- Yes.
- No.

It only works if it comes from you.

But...

- But?
- Maybe I can help you...

find the right words.

["WORKIN' FOR A LIVIN'" PLAYING]

♪ Ooh, whoa! ♪

♪ Some days won't end ever
and some days pass on by ♪

♪ I'll be workin' here forever... ♪

- Thanks, hon.
- For you.

For you.

- [WOMAN] Thanks.
- Welcome.

Oh, no, no, no, no! Nancy!

Sorry.

- [MAN 1] How 'bout a piece on Iran?
- [MAN 2] I want something local.

I hear there's a beauty
pageant at the fair this year.

Yeah, I'm looking for
above the fold here, Bruce.

Then clearly you haven't
seen Lucy Lebrock,

because I'm not sure
she'll fit above the fold!

[MEN LAUGHING]

Fellas!

In six hours, we go to
print. I need something real.

Oh, I think they're real.

[MEN LAUGHING]

What about Starcourt?

I... I was just...

thinking...

I mean, I know everyone
loves the mall, but...

how many small businesses
have closed since it opened?

Like, five on Main, at least.

It's changing the fabric of our town

- in a way...
- "The Death of Small-Town America".

I like it.

I like it a lot.

But I think I've got
something even spicier.

It's about the missing
mustard on my hamburger.

[MEN LAUGHING]

You think you can follow the clues

and solve the case of the
missing condiment, Nancy Drew?

Sorry.

Look out, Phil, she
might be after your job!

Ow, ow, ow. Ow.

[GROANS]

Better?

Still stings.

Is that a new zit?

What is wrong with you?

I was just asking! [SCREAMS]

I call it... the Forever Clock.

All right? Powered by wind.
Very useful in the apocalypse.

Then, I give you...

the Slammer.

[CHUCKLES] Pretty neat, huh?

But this...

this is my masterpiece.

[DUSTIN GRUNTS]

I would like you to meet...

Cerebro.

What exactly are we looking at here?

An unassembled one-of-a-kind
battery-powered radio tower.

So, it's a... a ham radio.

The Cadillac of ham radios.

This baby carries a
crystal-clear connection

over vast distances.

I'm talking North Pole to South.

I can talk to my girlfriend
whenever and wherever I choose.

[ALL] Girlfriend?

[MIKE] Wait, so her name is Suzie?

Suzie with a "z". She's from Utah.

[WILL] Girls go to science camp?

- Suzie does. She's a genius.
- Is she cute?

Think Phoebe Cates, only hotter.

- What's going on?
- Going to talk to Dustin's girlfriend.

[BOTH] Girlfriend?

[DOOR CLOSES]

[NAUTICAL TUNE PLAYING]

Alrighty, one scoop of chocolate.
That's a buck-twenty-five.

Anything else?

Ooh, Purdue.

- Fancy.
- Yeah, I'm excited.

[GIRLS CHUCKLE]

Yeah, you know, I considered it,

Purdue, but then I was
like, you know what?

I really think I need some
real-life experience, you know,

before I hit college,
see what it feels like.

Kinda like, uh, I don't know,

see what it's like to earn a
working-man's wage, you know? Uh...

- [REGISTER BEEPING]
- Oh, I'm sorry.

- I think that's, like, really important.
- Yeah, totally.

Yeah, anyway, this was, like, so fun.

We should kind of like,
you know, I don't know,

maybe hang out this weekend or...

- [COINS CLATTER]
- Oh, sorry about that. Uh...

I don't know. Maybe next weekend or...

Yeah, I'm busy.

Oh, that's cool. I'm...

I'm working here next weekend, so...

the following weekend's better for me.

No. I'm sorry, I can't.

[GIRL] Okay. Thanks. [CHUCKLES]

I...

- This is... my first day here.
- [GIRLS CHUCKLE]

[SIGHS]

And another one bites the dust.

You are oh-for-six, Popeye.

Yeah, yeah, I can count.

You know that means you suck.

Yep, I can read, too.

Since when?

It's this stupid hat.

I am telling you, it is
totally blowing my best feature.

Yeah, company policy is a real drag.

You know, it's a crazy idea,
but have you considered...

telling the truth?

Oh, you mean, that I
couldn't even get into Tech

and my douchebag dad's
trying to teach me a lesson,

I make three bucks an hour, and
I have no future? That truth?

Hey, twelve o'clock.

Oh, sh*t. Oh, sh*t. Okay... Uh...

I'm going in. Okay?

And you know what?

- Screw company policy.
- Oh, my God, you're a whole new man.

Right? Ooh. [CHUCKLES]

- Ahoy, ladies! Didn't see you there.
- [GIRL GASPS]

Would you guys like to set sail
on this ocean of flavor with me?

I'll be your captain.

I'm Steve Harrington.

- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, God.

Can I get you guys a little
taste of the Cherries Jubilee?

No? Anybody?

Banana Boat? Four people, four spoons?

[STEVE] Share it in the booth?
Anybody? It's hot out there.

[HOOPER] I know this is a
difficult conversation to have...

but I hope you know that
I... care about you very much.

- And I know that you...
- Eye contact.

[SIGHS]

["SHE'S GOT YOU" PLAYING]

And I know that you...

both care about each other very much.

This does not sound like me at all.

Just keep going. Come on.

Which is why I think it's important
to establish these boundaries...

moving forward...

No looking. You know this.

- Come on.
- [INHALES SHARPLY]

... so we can build an environment...

uh...

where we...

all feel comfortable

and trusted

and open...

"Share our feelings..."

... to sharing our feelings...
This isn't gonna work.

Um, it's not gonna work.
It's not gonna work.

Yes, it will! I promise.

Oh, come on.

Maybe I'll just k*ll Mike.

I'm the chief of police,
I could cover it up.

You got this.

[JOYCE] I promise.

♪ I really don't know what I know ♪

♪ It won't let... ♪

You wanna have dinner tonight?

You can give me some more pointers.

Oh, I... Um...

Um, I...

I have plans.

Okay, sure.

[SHOP DOOR BELL JINGLES]

Oh, a customer.

- Hey, Carol!
- Oh, hi, Joyce!

How are you? So good to see you.

[CAROL] So, um, Georgie has
his 13th birthday coming up.

Oh, my gosh, 13?

I know!

And I'm a little lost...

♪ She's got you ♪

[PANTING]

Aren't we high enough?

Cerebro works best at a hundred meters.

You know, I'm pretty sure
people in Utah have telephones.

Yeah, but Suzie's Mormon.

Oh, sh*t. She doesn't have electricity?

Oh, that's the Amish.

- [WILL] What are Mormons?
- Super religious white people.

They have electricity
and cars and stuff, but...

since I'm not Mormon, her
parents would never approve.

It's all a bit...

Shakespearean.

Shakespearean?

Yeah. Like Romeo and Juliet.

Right.

- Star-crossed lovers.
- I got it.

Hey, guys!

[MIKE] This is fun and all, but, uh...

I have to go home.

- We're almost there.
- [MIKE] Sorry, man.

Curfew.

- Come on, let's go.
- Good luck.

[ELEVEN GIGGLES]

- Curfew at 4:00?
- They're lying.

- It's been like this all summer.
- It's romantic.

- It's gross.
- It's bullshit.

I just got home.

[DUSTIN] Well, their loss, right?

Onwards and upwards!

- Suzie awaits!
- [BOTH SIGH]

[FLUTTERING SOUND]

[DUSTIN] Will, come on!

[SQUEALING]

[SQUEALING]

[FRANTIC SQUEALING]

[SCREECHING]

[ALL SCREECHING]

["HOT BLOODED" PLAYING]

♪ Well I'm ♪

♪ Hot blooded ♪

♪ Check it and see ♪

♪ I've got a fever ♪

♪ Of a hundred and three ♪

♪ Come on baby ♪

♪ Do you do more than dance? ♪

♪ I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded... ♪

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

[CROWD SCREAMING AND LAUGHING]

Looking good out there, Mrs. Wheeler.

[SIGHS] Thank you.

Perfect form.

Well...

your form is amazing.

[CHUCKLES]

I'm sorry, I mean, I...

I've seen you... uh, teaching...

[CHUCKLES]

... lessons. Swimming lessons.

You know, I could, uh...

I could teach you, if you like.

Oh.

I know all the styles.

Freestyle.

Butterfly.

Breaststroke.

- Oh.
- Oh!

You okay?

I didn't think you... I
didn't think you taught adults.

Well, I offer more, uh...

advanced lessons to select clientele.

Oh.

Come to think of it,
there is a good pool

out at a Motel 6 on Cornwallis.

It's very quiet.

You know, very private.

Mm.

Shall we say tonight?

Eight o'clock?

I'm sorry.

I can't.

Can't what? Have fun?

[LAUGHS]

- Mrs. Wheeler!
- No.

I... I... I just, uh... I
don't think I need any lessons.

Oh, you see, I think you do.

I just don't think that
you've had the right teacher.

- I, uh...
- It will be

the workout of your life.

Made it.

Yeah, only took five hours.

Why couldn't we just play D&D?

I'm so thirsty.

[GULPING LOUDLY]

Did you seriously just
drink the rest of our water?

Pretty impressive, right?

- Yeah.
- Now, you ready to meet my love?

- [MAX] Okay, sure.
- [WILL] Yeah.

[RADIO SWITCHES ON]

Suzie, this is Dustin.
Do you copy? Over.

[RADIO STATIC HISSING]

One sec. She's probably...
She's still there.

Suzie...

this is Dustin. Do you copy? Over.

[RADIO STATIC HISSING]

I'm sure she's there. It's just...

- [LUCAS] Yeah.
- You know, maybe she's, like, busy or...

- Yeah.
- [DUSTIN] It's around dinnertime.

- Mmm.
- Yep.

Here.

Suzie, do you copy?
This is Dustin. Over.

[RADIO STATIC HISSING]

Suzie, do you copy?
This is Dustin. Over.

[RADIO STATIC HISSING]

Hey, guys, I'm home.

Guys?

Hello?

[TV SWITCHES ON]

- [WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV]
- [AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]

[MAN ON TV] Ah!

So, who do you wanna speak to next?

[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]

[WOMAN] I'm talking about Frasier, Sam.

He had a couple of sips of Chianti
tonight and asked me to marry him.

[TV AUDIO ECHOES]

[SAM] Did you say a
couple of sips, or barrels?

[SOUND OF BOB'S LAUGHTER]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Ahh!

- Ah, they're funny, don't you think?
- Yes.

I just wish they'd get
back together again already.

Me too.

[WOMAN] You don't think that I still...

- Well, of course I...
- [SAM] You bet your...

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS]

[WOMAN] Tell everyone that I'll
call after the wedding tomorrow.

[SAM] Tomorrow? What's the rush?

[WOMAN] Frasier has
thoughtfully and romantically

arranged for us to be married

at the Marino estate.

[TV AUDIO FADES]

[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]

[FRIDGE MAGNET RATTLES]

[PHONE RINGING]

[NANCY WHISPERS] sh*t, sh*t.

Hawkins Post.

[INDISTINCT FEMALE VOICE ON LINE]

Um, hold on, I'm...

I'm sorry, can you...
can you repeat that?

["CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING" PLAYING]
♪ ... than I ever thought I might ♪

♪ And I can't fight
this feeling anymore... ♪

[SONG CONTINUES]

... why it's important to
establish these boundaries...

moving forward, so that we can
create an environment where...

you feel comfortable
and trusted and open.

sh*t.

"To share our feelings".

[EXHALES SHARPLY, GRUNTS]

Hey.

[ELEVEN] Yes?

Can I talk to you guys a minute?

[SONG CONTINUES]

Hi.

[BOTH] Hi.

♪ My life has been such a
whirlwind since I saw you ♪

♪ I've been running around
in circles in my mind ♪

♪ And it always seems that
I'm following you, girl ♪

♪ 'Cause you take me to the places ♪

♪ That alone I'd never fi... ♪

[STEREO SWITCHES OFF]

Um...

What I, uh...

needed to say to you...

What I wanted

to say to you...

is that, um...

Uh-oh.

I think we're in trouble.

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

No.

No, nobody's in trouble, okay?

I just, um...

[HOPPER] Uh...

[ELEVEN LAUGHS]

You know what?

Your mom called.

What?

Yeah.

She needs you home right away.

Is everything okay?

No, I don't think so.

It's your grandma.

- Is she dead?
- No.

- Did she fall again?
- No.

Does she have cancer?

- No.
- Then I don't understand.

What's wrong with Nana?

Nothing! There's
nothing wrong with Nana!

- What?
- But...

there's something very wrong with
this thing between you and El.

[SNIFFLES, GRUNTS]

Oh, you lying piece of sh*t!

You're crazy!

Crazy?

You want to see real crazy?

You disrespect me again.

Okay?

Here's what's gonna happen.

I'm gonna drive you home.

And I'm gonna speak...

and you're going to listen.

And then, maybe...

maybe by the end of it, maybe
if you're lucky, maybe...

I will continue

to allow you to date my daughter.

Nod if you understand!

[ENGINE STARTS]

... do you copy? This is Dustin. Over.

[RADIO STATIC HISSING]

Suzie! This is Dustin.
Do you copy? Over.

[RADIO STATIC HISSING]

Suzie, this is your
Dustin. Do you copy? Over.

[RADIO STATIC HISSING]

- Suzie...
- Dustin, come on! She's not there.

She's there, all right? She'll pick up.

- Maybe Cerebro doesn't work.
- Or maybe Suzie doesn't exist.

She exists!

She's a genius and she's
hotter than Phoebe Cates?

No girl is that perfect.

Is that so?

I mean...

you're perfect.

[STAMMERS] I mean, like,
per... perfect in your own way.

In your special... your own special way.

[CHUCKLES]

Relax, I was teasing.

I'm obviously perfect and
Dustin's obviously lying.

[MAX] Come on, Don Juan.

- Where are you going?
- [MAX] Home.

Well... guess it's
just you and me, Byers.

Um... it's late.

Sorry.

Maybe tomorrow we can play D&D.

Or something fun. Like we used to?

Yeah, sure.

Welcome home.

Yeah.

Welcome home.

[DISTORTED RADIO CHATTER]

sh*t.

sh*t.

Suzie? Suzie, is that you?

[MAN SPEAKING RUSSIAN OVER RADIO]

[VOLUME INCREASES]

[MALE VOICE CONTINUES]

[IN RUSSIAN] The silver cat feeds...

when blue meets yellow in the west...

A trip to China sounds
nice... If you tread lightly...

The week is long...

The silver cat feeds...

[IN RUSSIAN] Beautiful,

isn't it?

["(I JUST) d*ed IN YOUR ARMS" PLAYING]

♪ I keep looking for
something I can't get ♪

♪ Broken hearts lie all around me ♪

♪ And I don't see an easy
way to get out of this ♪

♪ Her diary sits by the bedside table ♪

♪ The curtains are closed
the cat's in the cradle ♪

♪ Who would've thought
that a boy like me ♪

♪ Could come to this? ♪

♪ Oh, oh, I ♪

♪ I just d*ed in your arms tonight ♪

[SNORING]

♪ It must've been something you said ♪

♪ I just d*ed in your arms tonight ♪

♪ It must've been some kind of kiss ♪

- ♪ I should've walked away ♪
- [TED SNORING]

♪ I should've walked away ♪

[HEAVY METAL PLAYING ON CAR STEREO]

[LAUGHS]

Hey, Karen.

You don't mind if I
call you Karen, do you?

Good.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

Oh, no.

No. Piece of sh*t.

[SONG RESUMES WITH DISTORTION]

sh*t.

Damn it!

[GRUNTS]

[OWL HOOTING]

Ah, sh*t.

Damn it!

Piece of sh*t!

[STEAM HISSING]

[WET SQUELCHING]

What the hell?

[CREATURE SHRIEKS]

Who's there?

Hey!

I said, who's there?

[YELLS, GRUNTS]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNTS, YELLS]

[SCREAMS]

[CREATURE SHRIEKING DISTANTLY]

[GROWLING, WAILING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[MONKEY SCREECHING]