05x09 - Everyone's Trap'd

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Bunk'd". Aired July 2015 - current.*
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"Bunk'd" is a "Jessie" spin-off revolving around Emma, Ravi, and Zuri Ross at a rustic summer camp in Maine, where their parents met as teens. Along with their new friends, the trio tries their best to settle into their exciting new lives at Camp Kikiwaka.
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05x09 - Everyone's Trap'd

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Hey there, cock-a-doodle-oo.

Oh, good. A new one.

You got a minute for me to
run some ideas by you on
how to level up the camp?

Parker, I'm a little busy.

Not only am I camp
director and deputy mayor,

but Matteo told us to grow a crystal

for our chemistry homework,
and mine won't do anything.

Crystals stink.

Sorry, Crystal. Not you.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] Sometimes her.

Well, while you wait for them to
grow, can I just run one idea by you?

-You have five seconds.
-All right.

Check this out. Turn the old
abandoned sawmill into a playground.

What?

Less than five
seconds. Still too many.

Look, I can't do this right now.
Nadine's mom has requested a meeting.

Oh. And it feels weird
that I have to say this,

but please don't take any
kids to the abandoned sawmill.

What am I going to do with
these Lumber Land t-shirts?

Crystal.

You want one or ten?

Okay.

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Okay. Looks like we have
everything ready to go for tonight.

Secret. Girls only
horror movie screening.

Yep. Wait until Lou's asleep.

We'll set out these amazing decorations
and then, we'll watch Camp Slasher .

Tom's Not Dead Again.

I bet it's gonna be so much
scarier than Camp Slasher .

Tom's Up. The Tom-aning.

Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou.

Lou! Hey.

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Hey. Can I get both
your help with something?

Nadine's mom has
to work a double shift.

So she asked if Nadine
could spend the night at camp.

We can't tonight because of,
uh, something Ava's going to say.

She means, why us?

Nadine's only eight.
Shouldn't you be your burden?

Uh, I mean responsibility.

Well, I would. Problem is I
have more things to do tonight

than a beaver run
at the basket factory.

It's a lot of things.

So can she stay in your cabin?

I can't think of any reason--We
didn't have any secret plans.

Great. Thanks, guys.

And, um...

Planning on committing a crime?

Well, I'm busy, so if
you do, cover your tracks.

[STOMPS FOOT]

Looks like the dream of
watching Tom's Not Dead Again

just d*ed. Like Tom. Again.

Don't worry. We can just
put Nadine to sleep early.

Then we'll watch the movie.

What movie?

The one we're watching
at our secret movie night.

-Oh, what time?
-It's for girls only.

Oh. You could have led with that.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you aren't
invited to our sleepover

in the grizzly cabin for
me, Matteo, and Noah only.

So there.

But that's what you do every night.

That's just... camp.

Yeah, well, tonight
we're adding a twist.

Which is...

Um, TTBD. Twist to be determined.

Finn, leave the invisible mike.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, Tooda-Lou. Still
working on your crystal?

Yeah, but so far, it just
looks like a sugar cube

that's going through some stuff.

Uh, that's too bad.

Here, let me help.

Hey, what are you doing?

You don't need it anymore.

I finished your homework
for you and turned it in.

I'll take your thanks now.

Well, I would love to
give it, but unfortunately,

that is not what we're
serving up today.

Explain.

I thought if you had
a little more time,

you could listen to
all my next level ideas.

Here's a real sizzler. Turn
the lake into a... ice hockey rink.

Is my Canadian showing? I hope so.

Parker, you can't just complete my
homework for me. That's cheating.

Uh, duh.

That's why I didn't turn
it in to Matteo directly.

I left it in your classroom.

This may surprise you, but this
isn't the first time I've cheated.

How did you figure out how
to grow a crystal anyway?

I didn't need to. I found a
pretty looking turquoise one
just sitting in the bathroom.

That was decorative soap.

I've been trying to
upgrade the out houses,

and now that I think about it, plumbing
would have been a better choice.

A soap.

I was wondering why it smelled
like a minty waterfall, but I
just thought science.

Parker, if Matteo
finds soap on his desk,

he's going to think that
I was trying to cheat.

Relax, just have your rich parents
donate a library to the school.

-No big deal.
-I don't have rich parents.

Oh, it's a big deal.

All right, now I'm gonna have to
try to sneak in there and get it back

before he finds it.
And school's closed.

So I'm looking at an after hours
break and enter type sitch.

Man, my horoscope this
morning was dead on.

And that's why I was the
first and last Miss Fondue.

The end.

One more story, please.

Nope. That was the third story.

It's time for bed.

But before bed, I
always have a snack.

Then one last pee,
then a glass of water,

which means another last pee.

Why aren't you writing this down?

Nadine, one moment.

We're almost out of time
to set up for the movie night.

You may not care, but I
cannot let my social capital drop.

You don't know the
things I've done to build it.

Oh, I have an idea.

How about a quick
superhero training sesh?

-Nadine, I hate to get stern.
-You do?

Nadine, I love to get stern.

It is time for you to go to bed. Now.

But I'm not even sleepy.

[BOTH SIGH]

[SNORING]

[SHUSHING]

Your shh is louder than the door.

[SNORING]

[DOOR CLOSES]

Okay, boys, time to hit the hay.

You know what they say The
early bird gets to see the early bird.

Actually, Noah and I decided
what our slumber party twist

to outdo the girls is going to be.

We're going to stay up all
night. Finn, my invisible mike.

Sorry, I lost it.

It's really hard to see.

Okay, but we don't really
need to stay up, do we?

We can just act sleepy tomorrow,

and they'll never
know the difference.

As much as I enjoy
an acting challenge,

I think staying up
all night will be fun.

Not for me!

This always happens
at slumber parties.

Someone suggests we stay awake.

Then I fall asleep first.

And then I get pranked.

And I am not thawing my
underwear in the microwave again.

It's very hard to get the smell
of day-old pizza out of boxers.

Ooh, that's it.

We should prank the first
person that falls asleep.

Yeah, great idea, Matteo.

That wasn't my idea.

My idea was no pranks.

Well, that's less fun.

Let's compromise.

We'll just prank you
now and get it over with.

No, not this time.

This'll be the first slumber party

where Matteo Silva is the
pranker instead of the prankee.

That's big talk, Matteo.

We'll see if you're so
cocky when you wake up with
"Butt" written on your face.

You leave my perfect
pores out of this!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[DOOR OPENS]

[GROANS]

Parker, what are you doing here?

I'm here to help. Why are you
burping like a cartoon character?

I panicked, okay?

[SPITS]

Ew, Lou, you don't know
where that's been. Ew.

Yes, you do, the outhouse.

Listen, I don't need your help, okay?

We just gotta get out of
here before someone sees us.

Allow me.

Uh-oh. This door
locks from the outside?

It's okay. We can just use
the janitor's ladder I found.

Yes. Definitely. Great plan.

The only thing about that plan
is I knocked over the ladder.

-What? Why? -Because
I didn't want people
to see the ladder

and think there are thieves up here.

But there are thieves
up here. Us, you dingus.

So this means we're trapped?

With each other.

Let us out!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

At the risk of quoting Tom
Slasher, we really k*lled it tonight.

I think people had a good time.

Especially that creepy girl, Alice.

She was taking a lot of notes.

But no movie will be
as scary as Lou will be

if she sees this mess.

We've got to clean
up so that she thinks

we've been in the cabin all night
with Nadine, who is peacefully sleeping.

[ALL SCREAM]

What are you doing here?

I wanted to see where you were going.

And it was a very stabby place.

How much did you see?

Not much. Just from the opening
credits to the closing credits

and everything in between.

Nadine!

The machine. My favorite peewee

slash buddy slash--Stop
saying slash! Too soon.

Listen, we're so sorry you saw that.

But you can't tell Lou that
you watched a scary movie

with Auntie Destiny
and Great Auntie Ava.

Hey.

Come on, Nadine, off to bed.

Oh, I'm way too scared to sleep now.

Well, is there anything we
can do to make you feel better?

There is one thing that could help.

Oh, fantastic.

Hot cocoa? A teddy bear!

A hot teddy bear.

No, superhero training!

Great Auntie Ava should
have seen that coming.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

If the girls could see us right
now, they'd be so jealous.

We're party animals.

[YAWNING] Yeah!

Hey, I should get you
some party snacks.

You know what really gets
an all-night party going?

Some sleepy bye
chamomile tea. Hey, yo!

I know what you're doing.

You're trying to trick Finn and me into
falling asleep first, so we get pranked.

Well, two can play at that game.

Prepare to be gently
blown off your feet

and onto your pillow by
some smooth trombone.

[PLAYING SLOW TUNE]

[SNORING]

Whoa, that's a close one.

Sometimes Lady Trombone just
whispers so sweetly, you know?

Guys, check it out.

You can't fall asleep if
you can't close your eyes.

It's a foolproof plan.

Which is exactly the
kind this fool likes.

Why are you messing
with my theater tape?

A better question.

Why did you tape your nose up, too?

Ah, so it'd match my eyes.

I don't want to look silly, Matteo.

Why can't I make any
outgoing calls from this place?

Because Matteo hates it
when we use our phones.

So he installed a signal blocker.

Also, you bought your data plan
at a kiosk at the local dump so...

You take that back.

It was a local recycling facility

and I get fifty cents off my
bill for bringing in a bag of cans.

Okay. I have an idea.

It involves a hammer, a light bulb
and one of us being outside.

Parker, enough.

Have you ever stopped to
think that maybe your ideas
aren't actually that good?

How would you know? You
never even listen to them.

I've heard enough. Remember that time
you tried to pave the path to the lake

right through Labrador Cabin?

You are lucky they're so
loyal and good-natured.

Look, I was just trying to help.

All of your ideas to help,

just create more messes
for me to clean up.

And I'm already so busy as it is.

I just feel like I'm always
falling further and further behind.

There's so much to do.

There's nothing you
have to do right now.

You want X's r O's?

Neither.

I just want to sit here until Matteo
finds us in the morning and fails me.

Fine. Then I'll tell
you all about my idea

for a chain of condiment
only restaurants.

You'll relish hearing about it.

O's.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Nadine the Machine
has saved humanity.

Once again defeating the evil
Dr. Destruction and Captain Cutie Curls.

What kind of names are these?

Actually, Captain Cutie
Curls is on my birth certificate.

What? My parents are clowns.

You tried to destroy the world with
your mega laser, but I stopped you.

Why would we try to destroy the
world? That would destroy us, too.

Silence, logic police.

And now, a juice box. Whoosh!

A juice box? Oh, great. That's
gonna be her seventh one last pee.

We have to do what she says.

Eventually she'll let us go, and
then we can clean up the party mess

while she falls asleep.

Destiny, Nadine is
never going to fall asleep.

[NADINE SNORING]

-Uh-oh.
-Hello?


Nadine!

Nadine the Machine!

Wow. The Machine
really powers down hard.

Ah, this isn't working.

Let's scooch out of
here and call for help.

Great idea. Scooch on three.

One, two, three.

BOTH: Gotta make it! Gotta make it!

[BOTH SCREAM]

We didn't make it.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[GRUNTS] Come on, Silva!

You're better than this.

Matteo! Shh!

Look. I think he's asleep.

Get the shaving cream.

What are you doing?[BOTH SCREAM]

Nice try.

You'll never prank me.

You've got a little
something right here.

[GASPS] Oh, man. Doesn't count.

[GRUNTS] I can't take it anymore.

I know I'm gonna fall asleep first.

So what's the big deal?

It's all just for fun.

Fun? Do you know what it's like to
always be the one who gets pranked?

That's why I don't go to
slumber parties anymore.

Because I'm the one who
wakes up with wet socks

or covered in toilet paper or Jeffrey
Widow's iguana wearing my glasses.

We would never do
something like that to you.

We don't even have
an iguana or toilet paper.

Seriously, Noah.
Talk to Lou about that.

You don't go to slumber parties?

Would you if you were me?

Forget it.

I might as well just go to
sleep and get it over with.

But first, I'll do a facial scrub.

It'll give you guys a nice,
clean surface to write "Butt" on.

I think this just stopped being fun.

Actually, it stopped being
fun when the fly figured out

it could land on my eyeball
without consequences.

Um, you're taking flight?

Uh, exercising.

Uh, trying to hug a
ghost but your arms

are going right through it.

[SIGHS] I was sweeping.

What?

Have you ever held a broom?

I will have you know, that was
the Canadian method of sweeping.

Also, no.

Well, you're even less qualified
to work at camp than I thought.

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

By the way, everyone knows
that this is how you hug a ghost.

[GLASS BREAKING]

[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

Lou, what was in that? Would it hurt
us? Or worse, affect my singing voice?

The label says truth vapor.

Oh, no, you don't think that's
some kind of truth serum, do you?

[SINGSONG] That would be very bad.

But at least, my singing
voice is still good.

NOAH: Matteo!

[GASPS]

What happened to you?

I fell asleep and someone pranked me.

It must have been Finn.

What did I do?

Wow. Matteo pranked you hard.

-Me?
-Well, it wasn't me.

You look like an
angry breakfast burrito.

He pranked you,
too. Look in the mirror.

[GASPS] Hey!

I've got "Butt" on my face!

Matteo, you know I only
like to have butt on my butt.

I promise! I didn't do any of this.

You must have been so tired.

You forgot you pranked
us after we fell asleep.

Maybe I did?

Well, you were pretty out of it.

So if you didn't burrito
him and he didn't butt you,

then I guess I did do
this. For the first time ever,

I wasn't the prankee.

Matteo, congratulations on
your first slumber party pranks.

Thank you, dear victim.

Oh, well, time to
get ready for school.

But I can't wait for
our next slumber party.

You have unleashed a monster,
my friends, and he's ferocious.

-We did good, Noah.
-Pranking ourselves?

Nicest prank ever.

You know, I get this was just being
pranked, but I'm kind of pulling it off.

So, think that truth serum
gas is working on us?

I don't know. Ask me
something you think I'd lie about.

Hmm. Do you really
think my ideas are bad?

Uh, of course, but I already told you
that. Hit me with something harder.

Do you think you could ever like me?

I do like you.

No, you don't.

Parker.

I'm being honest.

The truth serum
means I sort of have to.

Oh, right.

Well, in that case, why
do you like me? Do go on.

Well, I really admire you.

You never let anything get you down.

And I love how you're
not afraid to think big.

Maybe because you don't
consider the consequences.

I consider them. The trick is convincing
yourself that they don't apply to you.

That serum is so strong.

I'm even being truthful with myself.

It's like you're created in a lab out
of good hair and bad decisions. But...

I'm kind of glad you're around.

Wow.

Well, if I'm being honest and I guess I
can't help it, I really admire you, too.

The kids really love you.

Plus, you set goals and
actually accomplish them.

That's super inspiring.

Well, I don't know about that.

Lately, I've been so busy,
I feel like I haven't been
able to accomplish anything.

That's partly my fault.

I know I make
things difficult for you,

but I still wish you
would lean on me more.

Then you'd be less
busy and have more fun.

And instead of coming up
with bad ideas of my own,

we could come up with
good ideas together.

I think that's actually a great idea.

Are you seriously admitting
that I just had a great idea?

Oh, don't get too excited.
It's just the chemicals talking.

Lou. Parker.

What are you doing here?

Matteo, we can't
lie to you literally.

I didn't finish my
crystal assignment.

So Parker turned in a soap
from one of the outhouses instead.

A soap that looks like
a crystal in an outhouse.

Okay, people, that is the
last time I try to be fancy.

Anyhow, we tried to
break in and steal it back,

but we ended up
getting locked in here.

[CHUCKLES] Aw, who cares?

Take a few extra days. I'm
in a good mood this morning.

Had a big win earlier.

Plus, I appreciate your honesty.

Well, we really don't have a
choice. We're under the effects

of your truth serum.

We can't lie.

Which is why I have to tell you,
you should burn that sweater vest.

Then bury it in an unmarked
grave and salt the earth.

You mean that?

Oh, that's a cologne
I've been tinkering with.

Truth Vapor by Matteo Silva,

because, truthfully,
you could smell better.

So we weren't chemically
compelled to say things to each other

-we wouldn't normally say?
-That's right.

I mean, there are a lot of
side effects, but that's not one.

Well, in that case, I'm really
sorry about that vest comment.

Oh, samesies.

Oh, that burns!

Morning, kids.[BOTH GASP]

Lou, we can explain.

We're so sorry the mess hall is...

Completely clean?

What an odd thing to apologize for.

I'm so tired I'm not
sure I want to know.

But, um, why are you all tied up?

Uh... Uh, funny story.

Well, we woke up early this
morning to do superhero training

because we went to bed so
early last night. Right, guys?

Yeah. We wanted to make sure
we look up on Tom... uh, time.

Okay.

Well, I, unlike you
guys, was up all night,

so I'm gonna go get some
coffee, and when I come back,

I'm going to need a picture of this.

Nadine. What happened here?

-I cleaned up your party mess.
-But why?

I'm a superhero. I save
the day. It's what I do.

Wow. Thanks, Nadine.

I see my Miss Fondue story
really resonated with you.

I had a great time at our sleepover,

and I promise I'll never tell Lou
about that super scary movie.

What super scary movie?

I'm just a little girl! I don't
know what I'm saying.

Whoosh!

BOTH: Whoosh!
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