01x01 - Welcome to New Raccoon City

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Resident Evil". Aired: July 8, 2021.*
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Fourteen years after a deadly virus caused a global apocalypse, Jade Wesker fights for survival in a world overrun by infected creatures while being haunted by her past, her father, and what happened to her sister, Billie.
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01x01 - Welcome to New Raccoon City

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Scientists said
the world would end in 2036.

Climate change, pollution.

The oceans would boil.

The air, you wouldn't
be able to breathe it.

Billions of people would die.

But they were wrong.

The world ended a long time ago.

Three, two, one.

- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!

Yay!

- Are you having a good day?
- Uh-huh.

- Dad tried to make me waffles.
- Mm.

- Ooh, "tried"?
- Well, there was an incident.

- There was a fire.
- Small fire.

Big fire.

Mm-hmm.

I remember when I was nine.
My sister and I, we, uh...

...went to Disneyland.

What's that?

Oh, it's, uh... It was a pretty fun place.

Can I go?

Uh, Bea, uh, why don't you go
get your present to show Mom, huh?

Ooh, presents.

- It's a book.
- Okay.

- I'll be right back!
- What kind of a book?

Shakespeare.

- The Complete Works.
- Wait.

When I left, she was still working
her way through Wrinkle in Time.

Well, it's been six months. Things change.

- Oh, hey, I... I didn't mean...
- No, it... It's fine.

I know I've been gone too long.
I miss you guys so much.

Jade.

Be careful.

Come on. Show me something.

Day 167 of observation.

Pack 2426 still shows
no sign of leadership structure

or higher brain function.

No.

Damn.

Six months.

f*cking stupid!

♪ Can't take it back
Once it's been set in motion ♪

♪ You know I love
To rub it in like lotion ♪

♪ If you only pray on Sunday ♪

♪ Could you come my way on Monday? ♪

♪ 'Cause I like to do things ♪

♪ God doesn't approve of if she saw us ♪

♪ She couldn't look away ♪

♪ Look away, look away ♪

♪ She'd wanna get involved ♪

♪ Involved, involved ♪

♪ And what would people say ♪

♪ People say, people say ♪

♪ If they listen through the wall ♪

♪ The wall, the wall? ♪

♪ I can see it clear as day ♪

♪ You don't really need a break ♪

♪ Wanna see what you can take ♪

sh*t. Stop.

I really think you guys
are gonna love it here.

Oh, and the school,
they have an amazing STEM program.

Their team won Codefest last year, and...

they've got kombucha on tap.

Hmm.

Watch it, man.

One more sh*t.

Hey, did you see those freaks in the park?

Oh, you mean the normal people?
Like, walking around?

Yeah, I saw them.
They looked fine.

- Too fine.
- "Too fine"?

And we're in South Africa,
but there's only, like, five Black people?

This place is f*cking weird.

- The house is nice though.
- Yeah.

If I burn it down, can we go home?

Albert.

- Ah! There you are.
- Carol, good to see you again.

Aw.

Jade, Billie, it's terrific
to finally meet you.

- f*cking weird.
- You too.

You're going
to absolutely love it here.

Once you've settled, I'll take you
for a tour around the town center.

I hope you love cupcakes.
We have five shops, and two are vegan.

- Cool.
- Cool.

I know the place is
a little smaller than what you're used to,

but Cape Town's just an hour away.

And, you know, last year, we were voted
best place to live in the world.

By who?

Lulu Lemon whores?

Guys, that jerk off to CrossFit?

Elon Musk?

- I don't...
- It's... it's a joke.

Jade thinks she's funny.

All right. Come on.

- Can you just not?
- No. No.

So, on behalf of the Umbrella Corporation,
welcome home.

- Wow, so lame.
- Great, really great.

New Raccoon City
used to be an old factory town.

When Umbrella bought it,
it was almost deserted.

But with a little inspiration
and a lot of hard work, well...

it's just special here.

The sun's a little brighter,
the air's a little cleaner.

You can have a house
with all the latest bells and whistles.

And plenty of room to run and play.

Right.

I mostly just read Zootopia p*rn, so...

Oh, excuse me.

He's super important.

Wesker.

No, I... I've been trying to work.

Well, Saturdays are usually
my cheat days, but...

What the heck?

We're celebrating, right, girls?

Christ. Tijuana? What happened?

Who wants a slice of ca...

You can drop it.

The bitch act.

Not an act.

Do you think I wanna be here?

Don't you?

I mean, you were fine with moving.

Didn't have a choice.

And what was I supposed to do?

Yell and scream and break a plate?

- I mean, it worked for me.
- No, it didn't.

At least I tried. You...

What happened to the chick
that stole that beer?

That broke into bio and let the frogs go?

- She almost got expelled.
- She got f*cking boring.

You know, sometimes,
it's not so bad to just... get along.

With Carol?

Just try.

I mean,
at least the guys are hot.

- Let's go say hi.
- Can't. I'm too "boring".

- Billie, I'm sorry. Okay? Come on.
- No, it's fine. I need to unpack.

Fine. Whatever.

Hey.

- Hi.
- I just moved in down the street.

- I just wanted to say hi.
- Cool.

- I'm Jade.
- Simon.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Jesus.

- That's one big old bastard.
- Check the camp. The girl.

There's
gotta be 40 zeros over there.

They fried those fuckers.

But it going off,
must have woke that fucker up.

- How is she?
- Still breathing.

Looks like internal bleeding, probably.

Concussion, definitely.

f*ck me.

She's a survivor.

♪ There is a scourge
In the guise of sanctity ♪

♪ A perpetrator with a quill ♪

How much does she hate me?

No one hates you, Dad.

The move, I know it's hard, but...

I didn't really have a choice.

Umbrella gets what Umbrella wants.

I'm sorry.

All done.

How are you?

- I don't have to pick it up.
- If you don't, you'll stress.

Wesker.

I don't want excuses. We have protocols.

- You forgot my sample.
- Hold on.

I wa...

- You took that yourself?
- I can work a needle.

Gonna be awesome at heroin.

Dad's worried about you.

Dad worries about everything.

We have never been sick, ever.

- But still, every two weeks, blood test.
- He's just...

- It's for our own good.
- Is it?

Or he's a vampire.

He's totally a vampire.

You should have come today.

The boys were cute.

- Dumb, but cute.
- Right.

- Cool.
- I'm an assh*le. Okay?

I know.

You worried about tomorrow?

- New school.
- New everything.

So? New us.

I mean, these kids in this shitty town.
We're gonna own them.

No, I don't... I just want to be invisible.

- Why?
- Come on. You know.

Is this because of the frog thing?

No, and the... The other thing.

One, you were ten.

Two, Alex Ingles kicked a first grader.
So you broke his leg.

- Fair trade.
- I had to go to counseling.

You know, and everyone
thought I was psycho.

Including me.

I need to stop getting mad
and then doing stupid sh*t.

Hey.

Look at me.

You are not stupid.

You're Billie f*cking Wesker.

You are nice and cool.

You've got a great ass,
a 1520 on the PSAT.

And you've got the best sister.

So remember that and say "f*ck it"
to everything else, okay?

Come here.

Yeah, plus one through ten.

It's pretty good, though.

Good morning,
Raccoon City High!

The lunch special today
is whipped cream, medium meatballs.

Sign up form for Mandatory Fall Festival
sponsored by Umbrella.

Hey, lads. Lads.

Sorry.

Positivity is a bridge
between you and your dream.

Have a great day!

- Hi.
- Hi.

I know, they're not welcome you.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- I'm, I'm...
- Billie!

Who's that?

My sister. Twin sister.

You're twins?

I mean, same dad, but our moms,
we had different egg donors,

but the surrogate delivered us
at the same time.

So, technically, yeah.

Go science.

So, you're, like, a freak?

No.

What's with the shirt?

- Oh, I'm vegan.
- That's stupid.

I just don't eat animals.

My dad took me hunting last fall.
It was awesome.

sh*t Bambi in the brain.

You know, when the end of the world comes,
we eat the vegans first.

Eat this.

Get off me!

Just stop! Stop!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

- Hey, get off! Get off!
- Up! Come with me!

- Get off! Scram!
- Out! Move! Back, everyone!

- Don't make me throw something at you!
- Move back!

Billie, are you okay?

Hey! Hey, I got you.

I was lethargic,
unhappy, and unmotivated.

And then I found Joy.

A new product from Umbrella,
where our business is life itself.

I kind of...

I hate it.

Joy helps people with serious issues,
chronic depression, OCD.

That's why I developed it.

But this...

She lives in a great house,
she's got a family,

- why is she taking pills?
- We aren't doctors.

It's not our job to ask that question.

We're just giving people
the tools they need to be happy.

- We need to take a step back.
- We can't.

- With what's happening in Tijuana...
- We booked the ad buys.

We launch in six weeks.

Eli Lilly made three billion a year
off Prozac.

We could double that in the first month.

Billie, stop!

Where the hell were you?

Uh, here.

Then why weren't you
picking up your phone?

I was on a call.

- f*ck you!
- Jade! Jade! Jade!

Billie!

Billie, come on.

Get off! Get off!

Billie, let me in. Please.

Jade, tell me what's going on.

Go back to work.

Why
didn't you just sit with me?

You were with your friends.

Owning them.

- Hey.
- I didn't want to ruin it.

Hey.

I don't give a f*ck about those assholes.

The only person
I care about is you.

You know what you have to do.

- Apologize.
- What?

- The fight, it was... It was my fault.
- No.

You have to go at her.

Why, so everyone can think
I'm psycho again?

- I mean, they... they think...
- They're laughing at you.

The entire school.

And you need to shut them the f*ck up.

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move to wall off Sicily.

Last Alaskan Freehold goes dark.

...and our patented bionanite technology

stops 99.99 percent of known cancers
in their tracks.

Available now from Umbrella,
where our business is life...

Map.

- Where am I?
- Brighton.

You're in the Brighton Freehold.

- I'm Tate, by the way.
- I need to get back to my camp.

- I need my gear.
- Sure.

We can make that happen... tomorrow.

Now.

Uh, slow down.

- You're scavengers.
- Something like that.

There's still a lot of old tech
around London.

The richies in Auckland and Oslo,
they want it.

We only take what we can trade.

- How'd you get me here?
- Helicopter.

- Where is it?
- Out. Another recce.

So we can drive?

No, we really can't.

Like I said...

really can't.

One punch. Right in the tit.

Hey.

I'm sorry.

I... I should have just let it go.

Can we be cool?

Wait.

f*cking bitch!

Billie.

This is the last footage
out of Tijuana.

Why won't he die? Why?

Six injured, three dead.

- Has anything gone public?
- Nothing we can't handle.

Albert, if it's happening again...

♪ It's nothing like I thought it'd be ♪

♪ It's not how I imagined ♪

♪ It's interesting to justify the action ♪

♪ It's left me feeling kind of weak ♪

♪ It's bleak, anticlimactic ♪

♪ You don't mind if I lie for a moment ♪

♪ I tell myself these little myths
I don't even believe in ♪

Billie.

♪ I think that flowers gonna spring up ♪

♪ Make this weather break ♪

♪ Close your eyes
Synthesize different versions ♪

Is this your locker?

Well, I don't...

- What happened?
- Open it.

♪ Myself these little myths
I don't even believe in ♪

- She's psycho, okay?
- Mr. Isaacs...

- She jumped my kid.
- No, I didn't.

And these days, everyone gets a trophy,
everyone's special, but...

I don't know what your problem is here.
Maybe the voices made you or... whatever.

It doesn't matter. We're pressing charges.

You, you're gonna spend
the next ten years in a cell!

Mr. Wesker,
thank you for coming.

Sorry, I'm late. I got caught up. Work.

Wesker. sh*t.

You okay?

- Mr. Isaacs was just saying...
- I heard.

- Thin walls.
- Uh...

Now, I know that Billie has a history,
but we're all part of the Umbrella family.

- I'm sure we can work this out.
- You... threatened my daughter.

- No, I, I...
- What's your name?

It's Dave.

What do you do for Umbrella, Dave?

- I'm a server admin.
- And, um...

how many people can do your job, Dave?

A thousand? Ten thousand?

I guess?

Well, I work for Umbrella, too.

And do you know
how many people could do my job?

One. Me.

- Okay. Cool?
- It's not.

It means I work too much. It means...

I'm not much of a father. I try, but...

I'm not.

Okay, but what... What does this...

And it means that Umbrella needs me. So...

what happens if I call the people
that own this town?

The people that pay you and me and her.

What happens if I call them
and I say that I'm going to quit unless...

they fired you.

No, I'm sorry. I...

I don't want you fired.

I want you blacklisted.

I want it so that no tech company
ever hires you.

Not Apple. Not Google.

I want p*rn to shred your resume.

Now, if I say that...

what do you think
they're going to do, Dave?

Dave.

I, uh... Hey, man...

Look, man...

I didn't mean to...

I... I'm not gonna call the cops.
Okay? And, and, and you know...

This... Never mind... This, this whole thing?

- It... it never happened.
- What?

Mr. Wesker, this girl was att*cked.

- By you?
- No.

I believe her.

- Then who did it?
- Oh, I don't care.

- Dad, this is stu...
- Tammy, just shut up.

But...

you att*cked my daughter twice.

So...

I think you owe her an apology.

Just... just do it.

I'm sorry.

No.

Again.

Better.

I'm really sorry.

I'll... never do anything to you again.

Ever.

Thanks.

I think Billie should take tomorrow off
and call it a mental health day.

Of course.

So, everyone happy?

Yeah. Totally.

And I was thinking maybe
you could come by the lab.

- We could do lunch.
- Okay.

I'll get the car.

Hey, what happened?

I know what you did.

- Those zeros, how many are out there?
- It changes.

A few hundred at least.

We got over a thousand last summer.
Not sure why.

They can smell you.

Their eyes go first.

After about two or three years,
the cornea is fried.

Their hearing goes next,

but their sense of smell
it keeps getting better.

And in the summer, people stink.

- Smart f*cking dead folks, huh?
- They're not dead.

The T-virus doesn't k*ll people,
it rewires their brains.

Your groupies outside?

They're zero strain. Carriers.

All they want to do is eat
and spread the virus.

And when the T goes cross-species,
it triggers rampant cell growth.

It makes animals big and mean and...

Really f*cking big
and really f*cking mean.

- What were you doing out there?
- My job.

I study zeros.
Watch how they change, evolve.

Zeros don't change.

They will... because the virus will.

If we're lucky, it'll get weaker,
and the weaker it gets, the smarter,

the more human the zeros will become.

We need to understand it. Them.

I get how to k*ll 'em. I'm good.

No, you're not.

There's, what, 300 million humans left
on this planet?

But six billion of them.

I don't think you can k*ll them all.

So we have to learn how to live with them.

Like we do...

AIDS or Ebola or anything else
that's trying to wipe out the human race.

And we made them, so...

I didn't make no f*cking zero...

...and I didn't end the f*cking world.

And, uh, I guess you know about that.

You're a survivor.

First wave, right?

Your ink.

You were in New Raccoon
when the outbreak started.

That must have been something.

When the sick hit Glasgow,
my dad put me and my sister on a boat,

spent ten years in the Fair Isles
while the world went to f*ck.

But you?
You were right in the thick of it.

Sorry.

Uh...

It's not easy to talk about, I imagine.

Tate!

- They're 30 out.
- Who?

- Umbrella.
- Umbrella's coming here? Why?

They've got a bounty on survivors.

Turns out,
you're their number one most wanted.

♪ If I lie when I say
That I'm getting emotional ♪

♪ Emotional ♪

♪ Let me try to express all the things
That you want me to ♪

♪ That you want me to ♪

♪ One, I feel nothing ♪

♪ Two, I got something ♪

♪ Three, I need you near ♪

♪ You're the only one
That never fools around here ♪

♪ So you ♪

♪ Won't ever break ♪

Please state your name.

Billie Wesker.

Hello, Billie.

You have been granted
a three-hour visitor pass.

♪ I don't really know
How to let you know ♪

♪ Let you know ♪

♪ One, I feel nothing ♪

♪ Two, I got something ♪

♪ Three, I need you near ♪

♪ You're the only one
That never fools around here ♪

♪ So you ♪

♪ Won't ever break ♪

Introducing Joy for kids!

Hey, Billie.

So can you come take a seat here
for a moment?

He won't be long.

Carl.

- Hey.
- Hi.

Are you going to that thing this weekend?

- Yeah, it should be fun.
- Great.

And I'm assuming
you'll be there, obviously.

What time are you thinking
of making an appearance?

- Like, 7:00?
- Me too.

- Actually, could you give me a ride?
- Sure could...

- Thanks.
- I have your number, so I'll...

- Oh, whatever.
- You know I will.

- Hi.
- Hey.

Cafeteria's this way.

Billie.

I'm sorry.

At school, no one's laughing
at you anymore.

And they don't think
you're a psycho either.

They...

They love you now.

Just please don't hate me.

I don't hate you.

- But you owe me.
- Yes!

Okay, anything. Anything.

Did you know Umbrella does animal testing?

No.

Neither does anyone else.

And they say they don't, but they do.

PETA gave them an award.

So?

Today, at Dad's office,
I saw these rabbits.

- And?
- And it's gross and wrong.

And I told you this place was f*cked.

But... kind of not our problem.

You said "anything".

And you said, you wanted them not boring,
crazy, frog-stealing in my back.

- So you wanna steal the rabbits.
- If we can.

I just need to get pictures
and put them online,

and let people see what's really going on.

- You think Dad will be okay with that?
- I...

I don't care.

What happened to getting along?
No stupid sh*t?

f*ck it.

f*ck it!

There are no guards

'cause everything's automated,
but the main gate is voice-activated,

- and then there's cameras.
- No problem.

You know how to get past security cameras?

No. But the internet does.

The guy
was, like, almost crying.

Our Dad did that?

The guy who wears socks to the beach.

Who talks about escape rooms for hours,

and whose password
to everything is Spock21?

He was scary.

Please state your name.

Hello, this is Albert Wesker.

Good evening, Dr. Wesker.

Now commencing your one hour
after-hours pass.

You don't wanna do this.
You play with Umbrella, you lose.

- Always.
- I'm not playing.

I just happen to have something they need.

- Is this about money?
- Money is worthless.

Then what the f*ck do you want?

A life. I hand you over,
and I get a pass to Umbrella territory.

They'll never let you in.

You're damaged goods.

Watch her.

Mr. Tate.

Mr. Baxter.

Your girl's over there.

Cool.

Go.

Dude.

f*cked up.

If they're hiding this,
what else are they hiding?

No signal.

Oh, um, that computer,
is it online?

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Billie.

- Billie!
- No. I just need to get pictures.

Just... hurry.

No.

No.

It's okay.

Okay.

Okay.

- What the f*ck?
- I don't know.

- Come on.
- Let's go!

- In here. Hurry.
- Go, go, go.

♪ Introducing Joy for kids! ♪

♪ I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy
Down in my heart ♪

♪ Down in my heart, down in my heart ♪

♪ I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy
Down in my heart ♪

♪ Down in my heart to stay ♪

♪ I've got the peace
That passes understanding ♪

♪ Down in my heart ♪

♪ Down in my heart, down in my heart ♪

♪ I've got the peace
That passes understanding ♪

♪ Down in my heart
Down in my heart to stay ♪

♪ I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy
Down in my heart ♪

♪ Down in my heart, down in my heart ♪

♪ I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy
Down in... ♪

Go! Go, go! Go, go!

Wait. I can't find it!

It's locked.

Help! Come on. Come on.

I just need to... Okay, okay.

- Hello, this is Albert Wesker.
- Play it again.

- Play it again.
- I'm playing it.

- Come on. Play it again.
- Okay.

- You got this.
- Hello, this is Albert...

- Help!
- Oh, my God!

Wait, wait!

I'm coming!

Billie.

Billie, come on.

Billie.

Billie.

Billie, you need to wake up.

Billie, you need to wake up now.

You need to wake up.

Please wake up. Please.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, hey, Jade.

Your sister's been looking for you.

Stay the f*ck away from me.
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