[Kid] Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Wait, what do you mean,
"Krosh is the team"?
I thought we were a team.
Kid, it's like this, you're… Wait, no.
Sometimes a true leader has to… No.
Look, it's better if I just show you.
[heroic music playing]
With the power of multi-arms!
Multiplication!
Growth!
And pain absorption!
I am…
Battle Krosh!
Darn, that was my favorite tree.
Flight!
Fire!
Ice!
Invisibility!
It's att*ck Krosh!
With precognition!
Speed!
Stretch and goo!
It is I…
Defender Krosh!
And their leader,
with the power of teleportation…
Portal Girl!
But… what about us, Jo?
You'll be fine.
With Krosh and me as the team,
we'll be able to stop Erodious
and save everyone in the galaxy,
including you.
This is a good thing.
No, it's not!
This is my team!
Uh, was. Now Krosh and I are the team.
Krosh smosh! How could you?
-I'm the leader, and this was the best--
-You're a jerk!
-Hey! Calm down. I--
-How could you do this?
-I told you--
-No!
Tell me really why!
-Because--
-Why?
-It's like this--
-Why?
-I'm trying to--
-[Kid] Why?
-Just listen for a sec--
-Tell me!
Because you suck! [echoes]
[Flo] Jo!
Mom, it's like Queen Xhan says,
"To achieve the greater good,
a real leader will do whatever it takes,
no matter what the cost."
"No matter what the cost," huh?
I guess I never thought hurting
your friends was a price you'd pay.
Ugh! Not now, Mom!
I've got a galaxy to save.
Kroshes! Move out!
[action music playing]
Bravo, Jo.
I knew there was a true leader in you.
You! This is all your fault!
This is no time for anger, Flo.
With all the cutthroat nonsense
you put in her head, I swear,
if she doesn't come back…
She will come back because of my training.
Brainwashing!
Guidance.
Jo's victory, as well as the galaxy's,
is all but assured.
Is that what you told the Survivors Five?
Because they didn't come back.
[somber music playing]
[door squeaking]
[suspenseful music playing]
[grunts]
[Krosh] Ahh!
Whaa!
[grunts]
[moans]
Ah!
[strains]
[Krosh grunts]
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
[dramatic music playing]
You ready?
Let's do this.
Yeah!
Ha.
Knew I made the right choice.
[soft music playing]
What's wrong with him?
The boy is suffering from
the seven stages of grief.
Yeah. This is shock…
She'll be back.
Once she realizes who the real heroes are,
she'll be back.
…and denial.
[grunts]
[groans]
Ah!
Danger, danger!
Could you be a little more specific?
[thuds]
Ahh! What's happening?
Erodious is fighting back!
Ahh!
[grunts]
[moans]
[crackling]
[Kid gulping]
[cries] It's all my fault
because I'm such a sucky hero.
Hamburg, hit me.
[gulping]
Pain and guilt.
[grunts]
[action music playing]
Ahh! Incoming!
Move! Ahh!
[grunts]
Ah!
Ahh!
Ah!
-Wahh!
-[glass shatters]
[Kid] Come on, man!
Just one more!
Kid, no! We're cutting you off!
-[Kid] No!
-[glass shatters]
[clattering]
[gulping]
[burping]
You've had enough!
Come on, Bamburg!
Oh!
[Flo] Oh my goodness!
Wahh!
[screams]
Sorry, we're closed.
Anger and bargaining.
[thuds]
[Jo strains]
[grunts]
Ah!
Depression and loneliness.
[somber music playing]
[Krosh grunts]
[all coughing]
[sighs]
That was so… gross!
And dangerous!
It's unstoppable!
We'll never punch it hard enough!
Face it, Jo.
Erodious is too powerful.
-We've lost.
-What? I can't believe what I'm hearing.
You can't be giving up that easily.
I chose you because you're winners.
We don't have to punch it harder.
We have to punch it smarter.
I'm gonna lead this team to victory.
I'm gonna conquer this evil,
and we are not going to lose!
Battle Krosh, you keep Erodious distracted
by taking the brunt of its att*cks.
[Battle Krosh] Rahhh!
[heroic music playing]
[grunts]
Ah!
Ah!
[strains]
[Jo] Defender Krosh,
you act as protection,
keeping me and att*ck Krosh safe…
while we do some serious damage.
And… portal… this… place…
to pieces.
[twinkles]
[somber music playing]
[sighs]
[Flo] "A cup of compassion,
a teaspoon of tenderness,
an ounce of understanding…"
[Kid] "Mixed with care and kindness."
[sighs] Sorry, Flo.
This is my mess,
and I need to clean it up.
[heroic music playing]
[grunts]
Yes! Ah!
It's working!
Come on, Krosh, don't give up.
Keep fighting! We can still win!
But we already won! Face it, Jo.
It's time for you to realize…
finally losing the fight…
could be the greatest win of all!
[laughing]
Ahh!
[grunts] What are you doing?
I thought we were a team.
"I thought we were a team." [laughing]
You sound just like that stupid Kid.
You wanna know why?
Being the Fight Hole Champ
was all I ever had!
That hole was my whole life!
It made me feel strong.
Powerful.
Loved.
When you took my stone from me,
the pain I felt from losing everything was
worse than any battle wound I ever got.
And I wanted you to feel that same pain.
Face it, Portal Girl!
You'll never win!
[strains] Yes… I… will!
[grunts]
You… [groans]
I don't need anybody.
[att*ck Krosh] You lost!
We not only humiliated you,
but we are gonna take the stones,
re-enter the pit,
and reclaim our title as a tag team!
Triple Krosh!
Ahh!
Whoa! [laughs]
Can you believe this is
actually happening? [laughs]
Fantos?
I am totally on Erodious.
They say you should never
meet your heroes,
but those people are clearly idiots
because this is crazy. [laughs]
Erodious,
Planet k*ller, sir, ma'am, uh…
Fantos the Amassor, big fan,
long-time follower, literally. [laughs]
Can I just say what an honor
it is for me to meet you?
I have collected
all of your Stones of Power.
I just need one more. [chuckles]
[grunts]
[strains]
Night, everyone.
I'm sorry and thank you.
-Pleasant dreams.
-Sleep tight.
-Good night, Kid.
-Good night, Kid.
[Flo] It's okay, Kid.
We've all had a hard day.
Now go get some rest.
Night, Queen Xhan.
It's okay,
I'm not mad at you
for breaking up our team.
Eh, good night, Kid.
[soft guitar playing]
[exhales]
-Kid!
-Jo! What's going--
Krosh double-crossed me.
I messed up. I need your help.
But I suck.
I am so sorry about that.
You don't. I do.
-Why should I help you?
-[grunts]
Hey, Kid! Don't bother trying to save her!
I finally collected
all Stones of Power!
And I'm hanging out
with Erodious right now. [chuckles]
We're totally becoming best friends
destroying the galaxy together.
I win, you lose.
Bye!
[closing theme music playing]