02x17 - Fancy Restaurant

[bunniefuu]

(UPBEAT THEME MUSIC)

Oh-ho! That was a big one.

Charming.

Mum, can you and Dad smoochy kiss?

Yup.

Not so fast.

Why do you want us to smoochy kiss?

Because we like it.

Yeah, it's very romance.

Where did you learn that word?

TV.

We know all about romance.

Well, maybe you could teach
your dad about that.

(NAIL FLIES OFF)
Outrageous!

Yeah, let's teach Dad!

We can set up the restaurant.

The Fancy Restaurant!

Yeah!

This episode of Bluey
is called Fancy Restaurant.

I'll show you a thing or two
about romance.

Ooh, can't wait.

Hello.

Welcome to the Fancy Restaurant.

Are you husband and wife?

Yes, we are.

No, we aren't.
Huh?

This is our first date.

We met five minutes ago.

Very good. Do you have a booking?

Ah, yes.

The name's Romeo McFlourish.

Hmm, Romeo.

Nope, never heard of you.

Oh. Well, can we have a table anyway?

You'll have to make a booking.

Well, I'd like to make
a booking, please.

No, you have to call.

Ugh. OK.

Boop. Ring-ring.

Hello?

Hi. I'd like to make a booking,
please.

Name?

Romeo... Oh, uh, what was it?

McFlourish.
McFlourish. Of course.

OK, great. See you soon.

Bee-boop.

Hi, do you have a booking?

Yes, McFlourish.

Oh, yes. Right this way, please.

Finally.

Smooth, Romeo.

I have, of course, taken you to
the fanciest restaurant in town.

Baked beans.

Oh, dear.

Not yet, Chef Bingo.

Have they smoochy kissed yet?

No, not yet.

I'm so sorry.

She's new.

Now, these are the menus.

You also have some forks and spoons.

Told you this place was fancy.

Now, what would you like to order?

Could you tell me
what the special is?

Mm, I'm not sure.

I'll check with the chef.

HEY, CHEF!

What?

What's the special?

The WHAT?

THE SPECIAL!

The WHAT?

There's no special.

I'll just have the baked beans,
then.

Very good. I'll be right back.

Please enjoy your cutlery.

Ah, excuse me.

I'll be right back.

Hey, dodgy brothers.

Haven't you got anything
other than baked beans?

What's wrong with baked beans?

Well, they're not very romance.

Hmm. Yeah, I guess we could
make something else.

Something special?

Yeah, something special.

Ooh, and I'll play
some romance music.

(GIGGLES)
Leave it to us.

Now go and do a smoochy kiss.
Hey!

Oh. I'm back.

So, has the romance started yet?

Very soon, my darling...
Uh, what's your name again?

Oh! Super smooth.

(ANNOYING MUSIC)
Ooh!

Ooh, what's this?

Some romance music.

Oh. It's...lovely!

So, ah...
Hey.

Tell me more about...
Let go!

..your stuff.

If you'll excuse me.

What? You're leaving me?

I'm just going to the bathroom.

Oh, yes, it's just in that corner
next to the bookshelf.

Oh. Fancy.

Why haven't you smoochy kissed her
yet?

Well, how can I when you're
making all that racket?

You need to be more romance.

I'm trying.

I think I've just
forgotten my moves.

I guess it has been a while.

Well, toughen up, Romeo.

We wanna see a smoochy kiss.

Ooh. This looks special.

I'm back.
Very good, madam.

Ah, so, did you have a nice time
in the toilet?

Excuse me?

Bluey, I need you!

Just a moment.

Be. Romance.

Wow. So beautiful.

I made a special.

You used real food.
Is that special?

Yeah, that's really special.

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

(ICE CLINKS)

There's no romance coming, is there?

Ugh. No.

I'm sorry.

I may have forgotten
how to be romance.

Well, I have too.

It's not easy when you're
tired all the time.

Yeah, and when you get
interrupted every five...

Dinner!

Here's your baked beans.

And here's your special dinner.

Wow.

That is...special.

Our chef made this
especially for you.

Oh, you shouldn't have.

Here you go, madam.

Thank you.

Mm, so good.

You can't just eat it pretend.

Yeah, you have to eat it
for real life.

Oh.

Um, the thing is...

You don't like it?

Um, well I do, but...

You don't think it's special.

Um, uh...

It's just...

Um...

Hang on.

I know this isn't very romantic,
but can we swap?

Yours looks delicious.

Oh, OK. I guess we could.

To romance.

Ohh. Ugh, it's great.

You have to finish it.

Oh.

OK.

Awww!
Bleh! (COUGHS)

Oh, so good.

Oh, man.

I can't get enough of this.

(OWL HOOTS)

(SPLUTTERS)

Would you like dessert?

Ah, no!

I mean, uh, this was
such a special evening.

I feel like taking a moonlit stroll
with my new love.

They're holding hands.

Eee!

Oh, yes.

The moon is that way.

This way, my special man.

Well, they didn't smoochy kiss,
but she is rubbing his back.

Yeah, that's still romance.

Yeah.

Blurgh!