02x37 - The Quiet Game

[bunniefuu]

(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

Oh, man.
(KEYRING) Y-Y-Y-Yes.

Peace and quiet.
Yo.

Hey. Here comes my big bum.

Hee-hee-hee. Ahh.
Oh, sorry love. Wasn't me.

It was my big beanbag bum. Yo-o-o.
(SHRIEKS)

Girls, it was nice and quiet in here.

Not anymore.
Bup.

Arghh. Hee-hee-hee.
Kids!

OK, we'll go somewhere else.

Ah. Hey. My big bum's stuck.

Hee-hee-hee.
Ooh.

Kids!
Come on. You're too noisy.

We're just playing.

Well, can't you play a quieter game?
Like what?

Ooh, I know the best game ever.

BOTH: What?

You have to see how long you can go
without making a single noise.

Ooh, OK.

You ready?
Yeah.

OK. Go!

I think you've got the hang of it.

See if you can make it
till your 13th birthdays.

Bandit, you're a genius.

Honey, Madge just rang in sick.
I have to get to work.

I'll be on the couch.

No. I need you to go and buy
a birthday present for Muffin.

Oh, Madge.

Trixie said to get a Moonlight
Unicorn. She collects them.

But don't get one
she's already got, OK?

Or she'll go bananas.

Well, how do I know
which one's she's already got?

The kids know, don't you, girls?

See? They'll tell you. Gotta go.

Hmm, it's quiet in here.

Oh, biscuits.

WHISPERS: This episode of Bluey
is called The Quiet Game.

Oh, well, at least
it's still nice and quiet.

Hey, you kids want some ice-cream?

Kids?

No? Can't hear anything?

Alright. Well, if you
change your mind, just speak up.

(CHUCKLES) Oh, this is awesome.

Good luck
on your first day of work, Alfie.

You're gonna do great. Trust me.

How do you know
I won't mess it all up?

You won't. Just do your best
and be as helpful as you can.

OK, Mum.

Alright. Toy section.

Ah, what's this thing called again,
kids? Moonbeam something?

Kids?

Oh, yeah, you're still
playing the Quiet Game.

OK, boop.

I've paused the game so you can
tell me what toy Muffin wants.

Grr. Look, at least nod
if I get it right.

Ah, what about this?

How about this one?

Oh, give me a clue. Come on.

OK, yep, moon.

Yes, I knew that one.

Ah, moon roof?

No, moon ceiling. Moon sprinkler?

Hey, mate, have you got a toy
called a Moon Sprinkler?

Ah, I don't know, sorry.

It's my first day today.
I can check out the back.

Thanks, mate. OK, where was I?

Moon.

Moon truck?

Moon headlight.

Moon light? Moonlight.

Oos. Mmm, horse.

No? Not horse.

That's a horn.
Horses don't have horns.

Wait. Unicorn. Moonlight Unicorn.
Boom.

Ha-ha-ha.

OK, where are
the Moonlight Unicorns?

There's thousands of them.

And they're all different.

Appledate. Pebbledasher.

Do you know which one Muffin wants?

Can you tell me?
No, you can't tell me.

Can you point at it? Grr.

Look, kids,
you win the Quiet Game, OK?

Hooray. Gold medal, gold medal.

You can talk now.

Grr. Look, the Quiet Game
isn't actually a real game.

I made it up
'cause you kids were too noisy.

I'm sorry, I'm a dodgy dad.

So that means you can talk now?

Arghh. Forget this.

Bramblehop. He'll do.

So, Muffin gets a unicorn
she's already got.

What's the worst that can happen?

Huh?

OK, you're Muffin. Got it.

It's your birthday.
You get your present.

You unwrap it. It's Bramblehop.

Oh, boy.

Oh.

Oh, well, that's not good.

Wow.

Can I help you?
I'll be right back.

Right. Act out the name of the one
Muffin wants and I'll guess it.

Ah, writing. Writing bird.

Book. Book Bird. Book Chicken.

Yes! No. Not Book Chicken.

Hand. Finger. Finger Chicken.
Chicken Hands.

Is it Chicken Hands?

Oh, Madge, why can't you
take better care of yourself?

Sorry, sir, we don't have
any Moon Sprinklers.

I'm not actually sure they exist.

Forget the sprinklers,
I've got a new problem.

Muffin wants a unicorn thing.

These kids know which one.

I need you to figure it out.

Why don't you just ask them?

Look, Alfie,
you'll understand one day.

Can you help me?

Yes, I can help you.

Good man, Alfie. Alright, action.

See, that one's writing.

I think it's book, but I can't see
any starting with book.

You're definitely writing
something, but not a book.

It's not what you're writing.

It's what you're writing with.

Oh. Pen.

ALL: Yeah.

Good one, Alfie.

Now, what about you?

See, I thought it was a chicken,
or some sort of pheasant,

maybe a partridge.

Is there a pen partridge?
Shhh.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

You've got wings like a bird,
but they're big wings.

Come on, Alfie.
You have to be helpful.

Oh, you're squawking.

No, no, that's not squawking.

That's...

..breathing, fire.

Pen Dragon!

Yes!
ALL: Yes!

Yes! We got it.

Bingo, you spoke.
So did you.

Ah. I did.

Alfie, you rock star.

ALL: (CHANT) Alfie. Alfie. Alfie.

Hey, mate, are you his boss?
Yes.

Well, he's a legend.

(ALL CHEER)

♪ Whoo-hoo,
wrapping Muffin's present.

♪ Ooh. We need
some more sticky tape.

♪ Oh, here's some more.
♪ Thank you. ♪

I'm back.

ALL: (SING LIKE OPERA)
♪ Our mother is back.

♪ How's Madge? ♪

Wow. It's loud in here.

SHOUTS: We like it loud.

Well, maybe just a little quieter
for your poor Dad.

Ah, I'm fine.

It's music to my ears.