03x03 - Obstacle Course

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Snap! Ha-ha! Yeah!

Oh, you win every time!

'Cause you're too slow.

You need to let Bluey win sometimes.

Why would I do THAT?
Because she's a child.

You don't want me
to let you win, Bluey. Trust me.

Why not?

Because you'll give up
trying to get better.

And what does losing EVERY TIME do?

Nothing much.

Oh, really?
Care for a game of memory snap?

No way! I hate memory snap.

And why is that?

Because I lose every time.

Snap! Ha-ha!
Ohh!

(GRUNTS) I'm like a mongoose.

(BLUEY AND BINGO GIGGLE)

You're a goose, alright.

This episode of Bluey
is called Obstacle Course.

Go, Bingo!

Op!

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

Whoo! Go, Bluey!

Whoop!

Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!

Agh!

(GRUNTS)

Huh!

(GRUNTS)

Huh!

Go! Go! Go!

Up the rope! Up the rope!

And touch!

Hey, have you kids
seen my green...

..ball?

Look, Dad!
We set up an obstacle course!

Do you want to have a go?
Righto, I'll race you.

Where's the finish line?
No-one's racing anyone.

This is just for having fun!
Yeah!

Oh, I see.

Bawk! Buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk. Bawk!

What are you doing?

I'm doing chicken.

Buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk. Bawk!

Why is Dad acting like a chicken?

He's saying you're scared.

Of chickens?

No, of racing me.

Don't you kids know
what 'chicken' means?

No. And they don't need everything
turned into a competition.

That's loser talk.
Come on. The hose is the finish line.

Ready? Set.
No! They're not racing.

Yeah, we're happy just having fun.

Winner gets sherbet.

BOTH: (SQUEAL) Sherbet!

Ready, set, go!

Yah!
Wait!

(GROANS)

Ha-ha! I'm gonna flog ya! (GRUNTS)

Huh-huh-huh-huh!

Whee!

Yar!

Yes! Dad wins!

OK. Well done.

Thanks.
Now I might go and get my sherbet.

BOTH: Ohh!

Yeah, you do that. I think we've had
enough Dad for one morning.

OK, let's go back to having fun.

That WAS fun!
Yeah!

What?!
I want another race!

Can you help me b*at Dad?

Yeah, I want sherbet.

(SIGHS) OK.

He won't let you win, though.

That's true.

There's only one thing you can do.

Cheat!
Yeah!

Yeah... What? No.
I meant practise!

You kids sure are keen
to get whooped again.

Oh, yes. We are. (GIGGLES)

All we can do
is try harder this time.

That's the way. See, Mum?
Losing doesn't stop THESE kids.

It sure doesn't.
Ready, set, go!

Hey!
(GIGGLES)

That was a good start, but
there's no way you're gonna b*at me!

Hey, what?
This wasn't this low before.

Ha-ha! See ya!

Come on, Bluey!

(GRUNTS)

I won!

Sherbet!

Give it up, big guy! It's over!

Grr.

Oh, I love you, sherbet.

Well done, Bluey! You won!

What's up, Bluey?
Not enjoying your sherbet?

No.
Tastes a bit sour, right?

Yeah!

Sherbet's MEANT to taste sour.

I think I want to b*at Dad
fair and square.

Yeah, I think you do too.

Come on.
What?! No! But we won that!

It will taste so much sweeter
when you win fair and square.

But sherbet's not meant to be sweet.

OK, the key to this one -
use the ball to speed you up.

Hup! You try.

Ready, set, go!

Huh!

Stop!
We'll work on that.

Don't waste time getting on to your
bum. Just go down on your belly!

Agh!

That's it! That's it!
That's it! That's it!

Now, why are you CLIMBING down?
What do you mean?

Will your dad spend all that time
climbing down?

No, he would just jump.
Well, then YOU'VE got to jump.

But it's too high!
No, it's not.

Come on, Bluey! Hurry!

Isn't there an easier way to be Dad?

I wish there was, kid. Believe me.

But, unfortunately,
your dad's right -

these obstacles aren't going
to get out of the way by themselves.

OK.

Huh!
Yeah!

(PANTS)

Stop! Zero.

Zero!

Oh, no, you pushed the wrong button,
sweetie. It's this one.

Oh.

Again!

(SPEAKS INAUDIBLY)

How fast can you run?
As fast as a greyhound!

How fast ARE you gonna run?!

As fast as a greyhound!

(GASPS) Zero.

Alright, winds are favourable.

I've inspected the track this time.
No little surprises.

How fast can you run?

As fast as a greyhound.

How fast are you GONNA run?

As fast as a greyhound!

A bit more greyhound talk
than last time, but that's fine.

(CLEARS THROAT) Father, I apologise
for cheating in our last race.

Oh, well, yeah, good.
Cheaters never prosper.

Indeed. I wish you good luck.

Uh... You too.

Ready?

Set. Go!

Huh!

What?! How'd you learn to do that?!

Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!

(GRUNTS)
Yah!

(GROANS) Huh! Huh! Huh!

Whoo!
That's it, Bluey. That's it.

Come on, Bluey!

What the...

Come on!

Huh! Huh! Huh!
Come on, mongoose! (GRUNTS)

I'm gonna win!

(GRUNTS)

MUM AND BINGO: Hey!

What...was that?!

Uh... Yeah... I can't be sure.

You cheated!

Well... Did I?

MUM AND BINGO: Yes!

Ah, who can say for sure?

When the mongoose
is moving at full speed,

you know, it's all a bit of a blur.

I think the mongoose
couldn't handle losing to a child.

You get zero.

Alright. Alright.
Rematch? Rematch? Rematch?

Bluey?

Let's settle it
with a game of...

..memory snap.

Oh, biscuits.

Uh... Giraffe.

Uh...

Oh, where was that other giraffe?

Oh, monkey?!
(GIGGLES)

Giraffe, giraffe. Monkey, monkey.
Eagle, eagle.

How do you do that?

You might as well start now, Bingo.

Hooray!

Greyhound, greyhound. I win!

Argh!

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