03x16 - Phones

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Here you go.

Nice to meet you, Ziggy.

Good luck with your...your app.

Thanks, Mort.

G'day, Dad!
G'day, Chilli-dog!

Hey, Bandit!
G'day, Mort!

Been a while
since you've come to the city.

It has! It's so busy!

(CRICKETS CHIRP)

Let me just sort Ziggy out.

See ya, Mort! (BEEPS HORN)
Hey, what?!

Where's he going?!
I didn't pay him yet.

He's already been paid, Dad,
on the Internet.

Gee, that Internet thing's
really taken off, hasn't it?

(CHILLI AND BANDIT CHUCKLE)

Come on, you say g'day to the kids
while we finish dinner.

Sounds good!

Hey, uh...what's an 'app'?

This episode of Bluey
is called Phones.

Dee-doo-doo-doo...

Hey, kids!
BLUEY AND BINGO: Grandad!

Ohh! There you go!

Can you play with us, Grandad?
Oh, yeah, you bet.

What are you playing?
We're playing restaurant.

Oh, yeah, I've been to a restaurant.

You'll need your phone.
I haven't got one.

What?!
Here - you can use this one.

I'll make another.
Oh, thanks, Bingo.

This is where you live!

Oh, great! This is my house?!

No, it's not YOUR house.

Oh, right. Well, whose is it?

It's there's! You pay them
on your phone to have a holiday here.

See? Just push this app.
Boop!

Oh, an app.
Yeah, I know about these.

Boop! Too easy.

Oops!
You'll have to pay for that.

Oh. Uh...

Just push the button.
Boop!

OK, I work at the restaurant,

and it's dinnertime
and you want some food.

Got it.

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo...
Whoop!

Check out my new phone!
Ooh, lovely!

What does it do?
Well, it can...

(WHISTLES)

Good evening, ladies.
BOTH: What are you doing here?

I thought this was a restaurant!
It is!

But you don't COME
to the restaurant.

Don't you?

You stay at home
and order on your phone.

Oh! Right. Yeah, yeah.
I know what's going on.

I use my phone!

BOTH: Hm-hm.

(HUMS)

Ring-ring! Ring-ring!

Ring-ring! Ring-ring!

Boop! Hello?

Oh, hello!
I'd like to order some food.

Grandad,
you don't phone-call the restaurant!

What?!
You just order on the app!

But I haven't got a menu!

BOTH: It's on the app!

Oh, right!

Boop! Oh, yeah, here we go.

Hang on.
What type of restaurant are you?!

What do you mean?

Are you Chinese or Italian?

We're everything.

Yeah. You can order
a pizza or a burrito.

A burri-no?

BOTH: (GIGGLE) Burri-TO!

You can have anything you want.

Oh. OK.

Anything I want, eh?

Uh...

That makes it harder,
for some reason.

Oop. Oh, sorry guys.

Better pay for that. Boop!

Do you need help choosing, Grandad?

No, no, I'm alright.

Oh, I know! Boop!

Curried sausages!

BLUEY AND BINGO:
Curried sausages?! Bleugh!

Why do you want carried sausages?

Oh, I love curried sausages!

BOTH: Bleugh!
You said I could have anything!

OK! Curried sausages.

(HUMS)

(WHISTLES)

Evening, ladies.
I'm here to pick up me sausages.

(GIGGLES) Grandad!

YOU don't pick them up.
Bingo delivers them to you.

Oh, right!

OK.

Boop! (HUMS)

Huh!

Hey! How're you going?
Nice night, eh?

Oh, you don't really chat
to the scooter person.

Oh, OK.

Sorry.

Boop!

Did I do it right?

Yeah! Good one, Grandad!

No worries!

Let's have some food.

(MUNCHES)

Ooh, that's good.

So, do I just eat here alone?

You can watch TV on your phone
if you like.

Yeah! There's a TV app.

OK. Boop!

(CRICKETS CHIRP)

Are you sure
we're playing this right?

Yeah!

OK!

Hey, uh...can ANYONE
make one of these apps?

Um... Yeah.

And they can do whatever you want?

Yeah.
Good to know.

I'm just borrowing this.

(CLEARS THROAT)
Finished me sausages!

Whoa, I could go some dessert.

Boop! Pavlova!

Boop! Ooh! I just got an order
for a pavlova!

(HUMS)

Here we go! (CHUCKLES)

Almost ready, delivery driver. Boop!

Ready! Boop!
Boop!

Alright, I'll just pop this in here.

(SCREAMS) It's a croc!

What?!
There's a croc in your box!

(SCREAMS) Get it out! Get it out!

I'm not going near it!

Someone has to!

Hey! I've made an app for that!
(SCREAMS)

Just push this button and
a croc catcher comes to your door!

That's just what we need!

Load down the app!
What's the picture, Grandad?!

It's a little croc set,
like a little freshie.

OK.
Hurry!

I'm hurrying!
(SCREAMS)

OK, I've load-downed it. Boop!

(SCREAMS)
Boop! Oh! A customer!

Help!

Evening, ladies. Nice night, eh?

Are you the croc catcher
from the app?

Sure am.

Well, can you please
catch this croc?!

(SCREAMS)
Sure can!

First thing - get it outside.

(SCREAMS)

You don't want a croc
loose in your house, trust me!

Now what?!

You! Grab him by the snout!
Me? What about you?

I'll be back here supervising.

OK, hold still, Bingo!

Ohh! Got it!
(TOY SQUEAKS)

Jump on its back!
(GRUNTS)

Alright, I got him! I got him!

Hooray!

NOW what do you do?!

What are you asking ME for?
YOU'RE the croc catcher!

Well, I'm still working on the app.

Grandad!
OK, OK.

Which of your neighbours
DON'T have any pets?

(BINGO AND BLUEY GIGGLE)
Watch his head. Watch his head.

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# Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li... #

(SCREAMS) Get it off me!

ALL: Hooray!

BINGO AND BLUEY: Boop! Boop! Boop!
Boop! Boop! Five stars for your app.

Help! Oh, crikey!
Oh, thanks, ladies!

Dinner's ready!
BINGO AND BLUEY: Yeah, dinner!

It's curried sausages!

Yum.
You beauty!

Come on.

Things have changed a bit
since I was last in the city.

Yep.

Kids are still kids, though.

(TOY SQUEAKS)