03x24 - Faceytalk

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Mum, can we do FaceyTalk
with Muffin and Socks?

Uh...
Please?!

Yeah, that's fine.

BOTH: Oost!

But...no hogging
the little Facey-face thing, OK?

Bluey, I'm talking to you.

Yes, Mum! No hogging.

Because you know what happens
when you hog, don't you?

BOTH: Yes, we know what happens
when you hog.

Wait, do we?

Hi!

BOTH: Hi, Muffin!

Hi!
Agh! Socks, stop hogging!

This episode of Bluey
is called FaceyTalk.

Can I have a turn
doing the drawing yet, Bluey?

Um... Yes,
but can I just finish this?

Cool.

Muffin, is my turn?

Not yet.
Muffin!

Hi, girls!
BINGO AND BLUEY: Hi, Aunt Trixie!

Muffles, make sure you give Socks
a go drawing the silly stuff, OK?

But I'm not finished.
Muffin!

Socks! Get off!
(SQUEALS)

Girls, I can't do this right now.
I've got somewhere I need to be.

No!

(GROANS) I can handle it.

Uh... Are you sure?
Yeah, I've got it covered.

Kids, you better share that thing
or I'm switching it off.

ALL: What?!

Whoa! OK, maybe not off, but...

Look, I'll handle it.
No, I can do it.

You go do your thing.
Well...OK. If you're sure.

Right, I'm setting the timer
on my phone.

When it goes off it's Socks's turn,
OK, Muffie?

Beh.

I'll take that as a yes.

I'll just draw some clouds...

Ooh, nice clouds.

(ALARM RINGS)

OK, Muffie, there's the timer.
Socks's turn now.

Yay!

I have to finish
my cowboy hat.

Ohh!

No, you don't have to finish
your cowboy hat.

You have to give Socks a turn.

But I want to finish
my cowboy hat.

Muffie.

Muffin Heeler,
give your sister a turn now.

But I want to draw a cowboy hat!

Just give her a turn, Muffin!

No!

Muffin Cupcake Heeler...

Cowboy hat!

If you say 'cowboy hat'
one more time,

you'll be in time-out.

Cow.

Boy.

Hat!
OK, that's it.

You're going to time-out.

(SCREAMS)

Oh, boy.
Bye, Muffin.

Muffin, stop wriggling!

(GRUNTS)

There. Now you have
a good think about it, young lady.

No! I don't want you!

I'm sorry, girls,
but Muffin was hogging,

so she can't do
your Facey-call-thing anymore.

BINGO AND BLUEY: OK, Uncle Stripe!

She needs to learn
that other people have...

What the...
BINGO AND BLUEY: Agh! Muffin!

Agh, she's got my phone!

Muffin, you get off my phone
this instant.

Argh.
He's coming, Muffin!

Argh! (PANTS)

Muffin! Running away
will only make it worse!

Ooh! (GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS)

Muffin! Come back!
(PANTS)

Muffin, you can't steal
your dad's phone!

Yes, I can! Now, where do I hide?

Under a bed!
OK!

Don't help her, Bingo.
Why not?

Because she's not meant
to be running away.

She's meant to be in time-out
for hogging.

Hey! That's my ukulele!

You lended it to me.

Yeah, but that was ages ago.

I'm still playing with it.

Muffin, you hang that phone up now,
young lady!

No!

OK, well, I'm ending
the whole FaceyTalk.

PUPS: No!
Whoa, OK, OK!

Muffin, this is your last chance.

You hang that up
and march down here now.

(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) Ha-ha!
What?!

(BINGO AND BLUEY GIGGLE)
Get this thing off me!

That's it. Where are you?

OK, you're under a bed.

Can't see whose.

Well, there's only so many beds
in this house, kid. I'm coming.

Oh, no!
He's gonna find you, Muffin!

Just give him back his phone!

No!

Tell me if he's out there.

It's clear, but, Muffin,
I don't think I should help you.

What about now?

BOTH: (YELP) Not clear! Not clear!
Aha!

Agh!
Gotcha!

(SCREAMS)

Good gravy, what's going on?

Uncle Stripe is chasing Muffin.

(CHUCKLES) Classic Stripe.

(SCREAMS)
Get back here, Muffin!

Run, Muffin!
Dad!

TRIXIE: (SCREAMS) Muffin!

Whoa! OK. There we go.
(BOTH LAUGH)

Hang that thing up!
(LAUGHS)

(INDISTINCT YELLING)

TRIXIE: What's going on?!
STRIPE: I'm handling it!

It doesn't look like
you're handling it!

BANDIT: Uh... Guys?
I just gave her time-out!

We don't do time-out anymore.
What? Since when?

I read a blog.
You didn't tell ME.

Because you're never here.
Hey, uh...guys...

Just let me handle it, Stripe.
No, Trix, let ME handle it.

I get to parent too.

Yeah, but you have to do it right.

This is how I do it.

Guys!

Kids, can you switch this off?

Oh! But we're doing drawing things!

Alright. Well, can you mute it?
Yeah, we can.

I feel like
you hog all the parenting.

Oh.

Is it this one?
I don't mean to.

No, try this one.
If you say one thing...

Oh, no, that's not it.
..then I say another...

Oh, I know.
..the kids get confu...

You can turn the sound back on

when Stripe and Trix
have finished chatting, OK?

BOTH: Yes, Dad.

(INAUDIBLE CHATTER)

Uh... Muffin,
better look behind you.

Why?!

(SCREAMS)
(INDISTINCT YELLING)

TRIXIE: Muffin!

Stop running away, Muffin!
Stop it!

STRIPES: Muffin! I would personally
advise you to stop right now!

Listen to your father!

Let's split up!
Good idea!

Oh! They're working together!

Muffin! Come back here!

No!

(PANTS)

Where are they?!
Your mum's hiding behind the couch.

What couch?!
The couch!

We've got lots of couches!

It's that couch right there!

Gotcha! Muffin!
Ow!

I'm free!

BOTH: Muffin!
(YELPS)

No! My phone!

(PLOPS)

Oh, boy.

Sorry, Dad.

Muffin...

Yes?

TRIXIE AND STRIPE: Time out.

OK.

Finish.

Oh, wow. That's great, Socks!

Thanks.

Can I have a turn now, Bluey?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Thanks.

No problem!

Because we know what happens
when you hog.

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