01x11 - Da Wish App

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Fairly OddParents: Fairly Odder". Aired: March 31, 2022 –; present.*
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Picking up years after the original series, follows Timmy Turner's cousin, Vivian "Viv" , and her new stepbrother, Roy, as they navigate life in Dimmsdale with the help of their fairy godparents, Cosmo and Wanda, who are gifted to them by a now older Timmy when he leaves for college.
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01x11 - Da Wish App

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♪ ♪

- Okay! Goodbye family,

I'm leaving early

to set up

traffic cones at school.

That vest is not

your color, Vivian.

Helpful as always, Rachel.

Okay! Bye!

Ahh!

Uhh!

- Uh-ah-oh-oh!

- Whatever you do,

don't open the door.

That vest is not your color.

- I'm not wearing this

for fashion, I'm supposed

to meet Gus at school

early to set up traffic cones.

- That lab boy that has a crush

on you and smells like onions?

He doesn't smell like onions.

- You can get used

to almost any smell.

- That's very true,

but it doesn't matter what he

smells like

because there is no school.

It's Hornet Day.

Hornet day?

- Every year around this

time, Dimmsdale hornets migrate

from southern Dimmsdale

to northern Dimmsdale.

- They create a giant swarm

of hornets throughout

the entire town.

The swarms are so powerful

they can lift people

off the ground.

It's absolutely terrifying.

But afterwards there's

a really fun Hornet Day ball.

I hope you like hornet soup.

This can't be real.

- As real as that

vest is unflattering.

- Okay. Well, if Hornet Day is

real, then I'm absolutely sure

when I draw back these

curtains I'll see...

Vivian Turner!

Oh, my God, Gus?

Told ya they can lift people.

Are you okay?

- All things considered,

I'm quite well.

- Why did you go outside

if you know it's Hornet Day?

- I'll address your

question with another question.

Will you go to the

Hornet Day ball with me?

- Told you there

was a Hornet Day ball.

- There's a lot

going on right now, Gus.

Okay.

But let me just say--

Ahh!

Well. Happy Hornet Day.

Did you know that

a swarm of Dimmsdale hornets

can block out

the power of the sun?

And it'll sting if you ignore

it just to get your attention?

- Uh, d-uh.

Dustin Lumberlake wrote

a whole Hickety Hex song about

Dimmsdale hornets.

♪ Did you know? ♪

♪ That a swarm

of Dimmsdale hornets ♪

♪ Can block out

the power of the Sun? ♪

♪ And it'll sting

if you ignore it ♪

♪ Just to get your attention ♪

Would ya look at that.

Sigh.

Hey, buddy.

You, uh, been sad-cuppin'

all morning.

Where you come from,

are there Grandmas?

- What?

Of course there are.

Well. It's my first Hornet Day

without my Granny Razz.

- We'd spend the day dancing.

- Aww.

- She'd always make a fresh

vat of chilled hornet soup.

Eww.

- She just showers

you with insults.

Yikes.

She really picks on people.

It's how she shows her love.

Oh, so she's Rachel's mom?

- Yes. And I miss her, I just

miss my Granny Razz so much.

[crying]

Ah! That's a lot of tears.

Uh--

I'm really sorry

about your grandma, Roy.

- Did she--

- Move to Peoria and buy

a three bedroom condo

with a sick view?

She sure did.

- Cosmo, Wanda!

We need wishes.

Sorry, kiddos.

We can't stick

around to grant wishes today.

[sobs loudly]

- Someone was supposed

to renew our wands

at the department

of magical vessels and forgot.

Uh, what do you mean someone?

It was me.

- Now we have to spend

the whole day at the DMV

waiting in line before our

wands run out of magic juice.

[ding]

Because of me.

I'm an idiot.

- Well, before you guys go can

you do something

to cheer up Roy?

We have just the thing.

- It's--

[imitates drumroll]

Da Wish App!

Wanda, take it away.

- Sure, but we gotta split

before the line

at the DMV gets too long.

So I'm just gonna put

you two in a cheesy commercial

for Da Wish App that

should explain everything.

Put us into a what?

- Take it away,

Fairy TV commercial narrator.

narrator: Hey kids!

both: Who? Us?

narrator: Cha, you.

Check your phones

because you got Da Wish App.

both: Da what app?

narrator: Da Wish App

is a magical phone app

that can duplicate any

image seen on your phone screen

and poof it into existence.

- You mean like

this here ice cream cone?

narrator: Swipe up.

Awesome!

- How about this acai bowl

curated by an influencer?

narrator: Heh, okay weirdo.

Way cool!

narrator: You can wish

for anything.

Even my Granny Razz?

narrator: Especially your

Granny Razz.

- Wait, are we sure we can

just poof people into existence?

narrator: Relax!

It wouldn't be his real grandma,

just a copy.

- You hear that sis?

It's just a copy.

- Way cool, but shouldn't we

read the terms and conditions?

narrator: Those aren't

meant for reading,

they're meant for ignoring.

- I just feel like

the terms and conditions

are gonna come up later.

- But Viv!

I'm sad right now.

Fine, just swipe her.

You're the best Viv.

I wish that we were in Viv's

room with Granny Razz right now.

Wait, why my bedroom?

- Granny Razz!

- My sweet, sweet baby Roy.

narrator: Oh man,

you actually did it.

Well, you encouraged us to.

You said

especially your Granny Razz.

narrator: Do you just do

whatever your voice tells you?

Yikes! I better get out of here

before things get--

[car door slams]

[engine starts]

Before things get what?

Commercial guy!

Why do I feel like something

essential was just left unsaid?

Oh Granny Razz.

I feel like it's been forever.

- From the smells of it,

it's been forever

since your last shower.

Razz.

It's really you.

- It's not really her,

remember, it's just a copy.

- Yes, dear,

like how you copied your outfit

from "Boring Girl" magazine.

Whoa!

Relax, sugar.

Razzin' is my

way of showing love.

It's true. Love me again.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I can't hear you

all the way down there.

Roy, she called you short.

- Yeah, with love.

It's Hornet Day Viv,

get in the spirit.

- From the looks of it,

she's celebrating

rest and stink face day.

- Okay. That's what

today's going to be.

5, 6, 7, 8!

♪ You got razzed

you got razzed ♪

♪ You got razzed

by Granny Razz ♪

♪ You got razzed

you got razzed ♪

♪ You got razzed

by Granny Razz ♪

Razz!

[brassy music]

- ♪ She's a stranger from afar

and he's a local star ♪

♪ And now they're family ♪

♪ And they have OddParents,

Fairly OddParents ♪

- ♪ Normal floaty fish ♪

- ♪ Until we grant your wish ♪

- ♪ OddParents,

Fairly OddParents ♪

♪ New shirt, blue skirt,

instant dessert ♪

♪ Swim wear, lazy chair ♪

♪ Chocolate square,

time to share ♪

♪ Gold throne, clear phone ♪

♪ Dino bone, silly clone ♪

- ♪ OddParents,

Fairly OddParents ♪

♪ It flips your lid

when you are a kid ♪

♪ With Fairly OddParents! ♪

♪ In real life ♪

both: ♪ Ain't no razz like

a Granny Razz razz ♪

♪ 'Cause a Granny Razz

throws a razzmataz ♪

♪ It's how I show my love ♪

Tap break!

♪ It's how I show my love ♪

♪ Okay, now, that's enough ♪

- ♪ You know, you sound

a lot better ♪

♪ When you close your mouth ♪

Razz.

Okay.

Yet another stunning razz,

this time by song.

But it's getting

a little loud up here.

Oh, hush puppy.

It was not that loud.

Hello.

I hear loud.

Well, I know that voice.

That's my absolute

chiz of a daughter.

That razz came with no love.

- I'll get it.

- No.

We can't let her

know we just magically

wished up a copy

of your Granny Razz.

- [knocking]

- Hello!

It sounded like two people

with a vast age difference

- doing a tap dance number.

- I'll show you vast!

- I--was just--

Playing marbles, Mommy.

- That satisfies

my suspicions for now.

Toodles.

Hi.

- Gus?

- The same.

I wish I could say

the situation has gotten better.

But it hasn't.

You see,

one of the traffic cones

has attached itself to my rump.

That is awesome, Gus.

It's actually not.

But I digress.

Viv, because it's Hornet Day,

and on Hornet Day you tell

the truth,

Vivian Turner,

I love y--Ahh!

- Hope he's okay,

but those hornets

are really doing me a solid.

both: Razz!

Welcome to the DMV.

Your estimated wait

time is infuriatingly long.

Well, this is infuriating.

I'm worried about being

away from the kids for so long.

They're fine.

- Oh, my fairy God,

the new Starget just

opened up right

across the street!

- Let's go

for one thing but end up

spending over 200

fairy dollars somehow.

- Now serving--

oh, wow, you!

- [gasps]

How delightful!

- Yeah, let's blow

this off and go to Starget.

- No! We have to

get our wands renewed.

- A-ha, I'm an idiot.

But we can go after right?

- Well I could

use some yoga pants.

Yay, stretchy pants!

- I've had many dates

to the Hornet Day ball.

But my favorite date of them

all was a man simply known as...

- The Diplomat.

- [gasping]

Just look at him.

Charming. Good looking.

And most importantly,

a product of--

both: Generational wealth!

- You are a very

problematic person.

- Just thinking

about all the money

he didn't earn

makes me wanna tap.

- Hey! What did I say

about tap dancing?

That you can't do it?

- Ha, ha, another

great razz, but seriously,

I'm worried Rachel will

hear us if you're too loud.

Trombone me, Roy.

You got it, Granny.

Oh, come on!

- [playing trombone]

- Sorry.

All of our Hornet Day

traditions are loud.

Tuba time, Roy!

It's always tuba time.

It's never tuba time!

- What the

hickety-hick-hick-heck?

My phone was fully

charged this morning.

- [knock at door]

- What's that noise?

It sounded like an old bat

playing the trombone.

I'll show you trombone.

- Uhh, that was just...

Viv singing.

- Well, that

perfectly explains it.

Come downstairs for hornet soup,

it's getting warm.

Eww.

- And I don't know why I

feel the need to say this,

but my mother stinks.

- I'll show you

the need to say this.

Roy. You and I need to

pop down there before Rachel

gets even more suspicious.

But what am I supposed to do

up here on my lonesome.

I need to razz something.

- Go on my phone.

Razz people on Oldbook.

- All right. I'll let you

know if anyone texts.

Ha!

Isn't Granny Razz the best?

Could not disagree more.

Oh, Diplomat.

Sweet as chocolate

and twice as rich.

How I wish you were still alive.

phone voice:

Then just swipe up.

[whoosh]

Ohh!

Dippy, you look awful.

You look awfully ravishing.

Boop.

- Tell me something

I don't know.

Here's a crazy idea.

I love it already.

- Let's bring all

our dead friends back.

- Oh, a party

with the Razz Pack.

How delightful.

[sniffs]

both: You can get

used to almost any smell!

- I know exactly what

you two are up to upstairs.

You're trying to get

out of tasting my hornet soup.

- No, no, no,

it looks um, great.

Also, there's

nothing going on upstairs.

Is that my dad?

It sure is your dad. Me.

Ty Turner.

I'm watching this hilarious show

called "Two and a Half Fridges."

I am ready to laugh.

- Hey, Dad, where do mini

fridges come from?

- Uhh--

- Oh, Fridge! How are they gonna

get outta this one?

[tap dancing upstairs]

Is that footsteps?

Uh, yeah. We left the...

Footstep Channel on.

Yeah, we were watching

"Footsteps in the City."

Anyways, you know,

we should probably turn it off.

Both of you?

You know...

TVs are getting harder and

harder to turn off these days.

Oh. They sure are.

Especially when

Mini Fridge is about to make ice

for the first time.

Uh, Dad, is this normal?

[both laughing]

[old timey music playing]

♪ ♪

Granny did a bad thing.

♪ ♪

I'm sorry, okay?

Granny Razz got lonely.


- It's okay, Granny Razz,

we understand.

- We absolutely

do not understand.

Gimme that.

According

to the terms and conditions--

which I wanted

to read from the beginning--

both: Yawn.

Razz!

- If you try and poof dead

people into existence,

they will emerge as zombies.

I knew I read that word.

So we learned the fun way.

- Thankfully all we

have to do is use Da Wish App

to delete them,

and my phone d*ed.

Okay, it's gonna be fine.

We just have

to charge the phone.

Is that your charger?

[munching]

Why are you eating that?

Dippy hungry.

But Dippy not quite

sure what Dippy hungry for.

- Ohh, you know what

you're probably hungry for?

Brains.

Zombies famously love brains.

[zombies groaning]

Thanks, Roy.

I almost thought

this was gonna be easy.

Don't you fret, honey.

They won't go for your brain.

Too small to snack on.

Razz!

I love you so much.

Viv! What do we do?

- Let's get my dad

and Rachel out of the room so we

can get rid of the zombies

and Granny Razz quietly.

- Got it.

- Got it.

What?

Rachel, dear!

Mother.

- That's right,

it is I, Granny Razz.

You're supposed to be in Peoria.

- And you're supposed

to be in a bigger house

but here we are.

Razz.

I hate those razzes!

- Ahh!

- What are you even doing here?

All roads

in and out of Dimmsdale

are closed

because of Hornet Day.

Well, surprise!

We've been keeping Granny Razz

upstairs as a Hornet Day treat!

- Do you not know

the definition of treat?

[barking]

Roy.

You know, your mother

doesn't care for Granny Razz.

- You know what

I don't care for?

Rachel's attempt at hornet soup.

- Now you listen here,

Granny Razz.

There is a time

and a place for razzing.

[spits]

- Great. All over

my TV watching shirt.

Excuse me, as I head to my tiny

house's tiny bathroom

and get cleaned up.

I got an idea.

Hey, Rachel.

There's a bumblebee

in this hornet soup.

That's impossible.

- Ha.

- My hornet soup is 100%--

Whoops!

Clumsy girl.

I'd say you ruined your

stepmother's outfit

but you can't break

what's already broken.

Razz!

Why do you like her?

- I respect a well-crafted joke.

- I'm sorry Rachel, but

it looks like you've got to

go get cleaned up in that

tiny bathroom with my dad.

It appears I do.

Oh, that's nice and cold.

[barking]

- Keep them back there while Roy

and I get rid of the zombies.

- And how, pray tell,

am I supposed to do that?

- I don't know.

Be nice or something?

When Rachel's nice

to me I go into shock.

Oh, fine.

Rachel, I'm coming back

there with you.

And I look forward

to us spending time together.

Blech!

A little help Viv?

I think they want my brains.

Where are Wanda and Cosmo?

- Can you believe we

only came in for yoga pants?

- That's what happens

when you go to Starget.

- Ooh, I love it

when you make things fancy.

But we've been here six hours,

we really should

get back to the kids.

Okay, fine.

We're having

a "we" day remember?

No kid talk.

All right.

Oh, do you know what

I'm thinking?

Starby's?

- You know I can't

resist affordable meats.

They got the meats.

- Uh-huh.

- Well, Viv,

we're gonna go to that great

Hornet Day ball in the sky

by having our brain

eaten by elderly zombies.

Glad I'm going out with you.

No one's going anywhere.

Just give me a second to think.

Viv, did I just hear

that someone's going to the

Hornet Day ball with you?

- Gus?

- Yes, it is me.

Yes.

- Now's not

really a great time, Gus.

Then I'll keep it brief.

There's been

an incredible development

in regards

to the hornets of it all.

It turns out that

hornets communicate via

a complex system

of coded butt wiggles.

And because

of the large cone on my rump,

these hornets have started

to view me as their queen.

I shake, they listen.

What are the chances?

- Yeah, yeah,

very low indeed, but Gus,

do you think you can get

your Hornets to take these

old people zombies

to the nearest indoor mall?

Hold on.

Let me wiggle my

butt for a moment.

I'll get you an answer shortly.

Well I am certainly

not going to say that.

They say it

would be their pleasure.

Gus, you're the best Gus.

I love you, too.

What?

Looks like it's Roy time.

Come get my brains,

you old zombies.

Look at those moves.

He must have tasty brains.

Listen,

I know you love me

and I know that I said it back.

But if I'm being

perfectly honest,

I'm not there yet.

- Gus I never said--

- I just feel like I should

focus on my new role

as queen of the hornets.

Don't let this sour you

on love, Vivian Turner.

I think I'll be okay, Gus.

All right.

Let's make a pact.

If we're both single

at the end of the day

we go to the Hornet Day

ball together.

Cha!

[body tumbling]

Ah!

I fell in bush!

- You know, I can't go to the

Hornet's Day ball

'cause I'm sick.

[coughs]

- That's okay,

we can stay home and cud--ahh!

- Hey, hi, hey.

Nothing going on.

Totally normal. Hornet Day.

How are you?

I'll tell you how we are.

We're great. Thanks, Viv.

For what?

Oh, well, see,

since I couldn't razz Rachel

to her face,

I razzed you behind your back.

- And I laughed

until I cried.

What can I say?

I'm a fixer?

both: More like a fixer upper.

Razz!

- Well. Another Hornet Day

in Dimmsdale has come and gone.

My lovely wife.

[together]

♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz ♪

♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz,

buzz, buzz, buzz ♪

Dimmsdale's weird, man.

♪ Buzz, buzz, buzz ♪

[operatic breakout]

- Aren't you

a little old for this?

That's actually my dad's.

Remember the zombies

ate our chargers?

- It's a shame the zombies

didn't eat your wardrobe.

And that's a razz for the road.

- [laughs]

- Say your goodbyes.

I'm deleting her.

I'll miss you,

copy of Granny Razz.

I'll miss you too, real Roy.

Oh.

Look out for that

chiz of a stepsister.

Okay.

- Ahh!

Ohh! It burns! My bones!

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!

Ha!

And that was your last razz.

I didn't care for her.

I know.

But I loved her.

So thanks for the

best Hornet Day ever.

- Zombies almost

ate our brains, Roy.

But not our hearts.

Okay.

[ding]

- 'Sup?

- Where were you?

- Because to your

precious Da Wish App,

we spent the whole day

fending off zombies.

See? They're fine!

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪
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