08x25 - School Raze (Part 1)

Episode transcripts for the TV show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Aired: October 2010 to October 2019.*
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08x25 - School Raze (Part 1)

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♪♪

[bump]

[grunt]

Thank you for the mail delivery!

Have a wonderful day!

♪♪

You're new here, right?

I'm Cozy Glow, Professor

Sparkle's Friendship Assistant.

Welcome to our school!

Your first class is

just down that hall.

[door opens and closes]

A seven-letter

word for teamwork...

- Have you tried
- synergy?

That's it!

Thanks, Cozy!

What are friends for?

[door opens and closes]

Good morning,

Professor Sparkle!

The mail's here already?

What time is it?

- I'm late for my class's
- field trip to Cloudsdale!

[gasping]

Don't worry!

I asked Professor Rainbow

Dash to cover for you.

And she said yes?

Uh huh! I told her

how busy you are,

and how much her

loyalty meant to you.

I also color-coded your teaching

schedule by friendship element,

and cataloged all the magical

artifacts in the school.

I hope that's OK...

OK? Cozy,

that's amazing!

- You're like my
- right-hoof pony.

- I don't know what
- I'd do without you.

[giggle]

It's like you taught me.

Helping is what

friendship's all about.

Exactly!

- And hopefully my class
- is learning that

- on their field
- trip right now.

I heard they might do

some sight-seeing first.

Tada!

The Pegasus Weather Factory!

Every drop of rain or flake of

snow from Cloudsdale

comes from there!

Whoaaa.

I know, right?

Hey! The cool

stuff's over here!

Wow. I've never stood on

a cloud before.

You can't, normally.

But for our trip,

I cast a spell that lets

us walk like Pegasi.

[wind rumbles]

Hey Yona!

Come check out this view.

Unless you're too scared...

Yona not scared.

Now yona scared!

[gasp]

♪ My little pony,

my little pony ♪

♪ Aaaahhh ♪

♪ My little Pony ♪

♪ I used to wonder what

friendship could be. ♪

♪ My Little Pony ♪

♪ Until you all shared

its magic with me. ♪

- ♪ Big adventure! ♪
- ♪ Tons of fun ♪

♪ A beautiful heart! ♪ ♪

Faithful and strong! ♪

♪ Sharing kindness ♪

♪ it's an easy feat ♪

♪ And magic makes it

all complete! ♪

♪ To have my little pony ♪

♪ Do you know you're all

my very best friends? ♪

♪♪

[scream]

[gasp]

C'mon! We gotta catch them!

[screams]

Gotcha!

It's OK, Yona!

You like flying, remember?

Flying. Not falling!

[thud]

[kissing]

I don't understand!

It's like my spell

stopped working!

That's never happened before!

We have an emergency.

The students dropped

out of the sky!

- Slow down.
- What happened?

I cast a spell for our

field trip to Cloudsdale.

But my magic just failed!

We barely caught

everypony in time!

I'm glad you're all OK.

But I'm sure it's nothing

to worry about, Starlight.

Maybe you did your

spell wrong.

Let's take a look.

I didn't drop that book.

- Maybe you did
- your spell wrong?

[bang]

[Rarity] Owwww!

Rarity ran into the door.

My magic is GONE!

I even had to use my

hooves to coif my tail!

Still think there's

nothing to worry about?

This doesn't make any sense.

Magic can't just disappear.

- Something has to
- be causing this.

Um...

Didn't we learn in class about

a creature that eats magic?

Tir...Something.

Tirek!

Isn't he trapped in Tartarus?

[bang]

[gagging]

Spike? What's wrong?

[gagging]

Whew. Thanks.

I've never had a letter

get stuck before.

It's from Princess Celestia.

We've all been called to an

emergency meeting in Canterlot!

Look!

- Pretty sure I know
- what it's about.

Throughout our city,

ponies have been reporting

tales of their magic failing.

Spells going wrong,

potions not working...

Even raising the moon

has become difficult.

- Are there similar
- troubles in Ponyville?

We experienced it first hoof.

It's the same in my kingdom.

The Crystal Heart

seems safe for now,

but I worry if this continues.

Letter for the Princesses,

from Starswirl the Bearded.

It is even more

terrible than we feared.

Magic is disappearing

all across Equestria.

[gasps]

Starswirl believes the power

will drain from our land

in three days.

First, unicorn magic

and spells will fail.

That's what's happening now!

On the second day, creatures

will lose their magic abilities.

Oh, no!

And finally, magical

artifacts will stop working.

When the sun sets

on the third day,

the magic in our

world will be gone...

forever.

[gasp]

But why is this happening now?

That's the worst part.

We have no idea.

Has anypony checked on Tirek?

You mean the big red scary

centaur who eats magic?

Why would we want...

Ohhhh. Right.

If he has found some way

to escape his prison,

or work from within it, he

could be responsible for this.

That is the best

explanation so far.

- Somepony should
- investigate.

We'll go.

Oh, no no no no.

Not without us you wo--

Wait. Did you say "we"?

- I've finally learned
- that it's OK

to count on your

friends for help.

Um...You do want

to come, right?

Uh, DUH!

Thank you all.

We will search for ways

to protect Equestria

in your absence.

Be careful. Tartarus has

changed since you were there.

It now holds many

dangerous creatures,

and you won't be able

to rely on your magic.

With her friends by her

side, she won't have to.

OK. I left you my lesson

plan, all my student files,

and my annotated syllabus notes.

- If anything goes
- wrong, get Celestia.

Got it.

- Maybe I should just
- close the school

and send my students home.

Would you go save

Equestria already?

OK! Cozy packed us all up for a

trip to bad guy central.

- Don't forget
- the sandwiches!

- I marked whose is
- whose just in case.

Starlight can't

stand mustard.

- That's so sweet
- of you, Cozy.

But Twilight has asked me to

stay here to run the school.

Oh. I thought that after what

happened last time...

- Once you survive
- Discord,

- anything else is
- a piece of cake.

Plus she'll have

you to help her.

Oh, golly, yes!

I promise I'll be the

best assistant ever!

- C'mon! We can start
- working on your

substitute Headmare plans

right now, if you like.

Wow. Uh, OK.

♪♪

See? Nothing to

worry about.

- Tell me there's
- nothing to worry about.

Good morning,

friendship students!

I know we're all sad

Professor Sparkle is away...

But don't worry, because

she left me in charge,

to do things just

the way she would!

I thought Starlight Glimmer was

gonna be temporary headmare.

She was. But she

left me this note:

I have to go. Twilight

needs my help.

I know the school is in

good hooves with you, Cozy.

[giggle]

Isn't that sweet?

We won't let Starlight

down, will we?

[agreeing chatter]

It's just kinda weird, isn't it?

I don't know

what you mean.

- Like... why'd she
- change her mind?

- Why did Starlight
- write a note,

instead of say goodbye

to us herself?

Doesn't make any sense.

[questioning murmurs]

Oh, Smolder.

You forget, we're

not scheming dragons.

We're ponies.

- Sounds like somecreature
- needs to do

- a little extra
- friendship homework!

[laughing]

Grrr.

Yak not pony either.

If Smolder get homework,

Yona get homework.

Me too.

I'm in.

Yeah! Homework party!

Fine.

What loyalty!

Professor Rainbow Dash

would be so proud.

You are such good friends.

You all are!

- And I'm grateful
- because it will be

awfully hard running a

whole school alone!

Can I count on each

of you to help me?

[agreeing shouts]

Thank you so much!

- It's just like our
- professors taught us:

together, we can get

through anything.

[buzzing]

[thunk]

Owww!

I have had it with

these horrible flies!

I miss my magic.

Have you tried using your

tail to shoo them away?

Oh! Bite your tongue!

- It's for decorative
- purposes only.

Hey, I didn't know we

packed green cupcakes!

Um. We didn't.

They must have gone bad without

magic to keep them cold.

Magic this, magic that.

We don't need magic to

go on a little hike!

[thunderclap]

You were saying?

You just need to think more

like Earth ponies, y'all.

Granny's Apple Core

No Bite No More.

That'll keep the flies off.

Ooh, it smells

just like it looks!

- Even if our
- food's spoiled,

these blueberries are

still good to eat.

Too bad we can't do anything

about the rainstorm.

I can't stop that storm by

myself but I can still help!

[thunderclap]

I think we have all the

magic we need right here.

- Not that I don't
- want to get it back.

Let's go!

[happy chatter]

Cozy Glow baked our

class cupcakes today!

And she made all of us

friendship bracelets!

She's the nicest

pony I've ever met.

I'm SO glad

she's Headmare.

Um, temporary

Headmare, right guys?

Oh, oh Of course!

But if Twilight takes her time

coming back, I won't mind.

[giggles]

Finally! We thought you

forgot about study club!

Sorry I'm late.

Cozy Glow gave our class tickets

to a Sapphire Shores concert

in Ponyville tonight.

You get the feeling

Cozy's trying too hard

to make us like her?

- Or maybe she just
- wants to help us

keep our minds off of how scary

it is that magic's disappearing.

I don't trust her.


What's she up to behind those

big eyes and bouncy curls?

[movement]

And why Cozy Pony coming out

catacombs so late at night?

♪♪

Let's go ask her.

- This is the only
- door to Tartarus.

The good news is, the

seal isn't broken,

so we know Tirek

didn't escape.

Let me guess.

Ya got bad news too.

Last time I was here, I had

to use magic to get in.

And according to Starswirl,

all unicorn magic

was gone by yesterday's sunset.

Maybe he was wrong!

[grunt]

[sigh]

Don't worry, Twilight.

I got this!

[knock knock]

Free pizza delivery!

Always worked before.

Oh, well.

Did any of y'all pack something

that could actually help?

These all do magic,

- but not the kind we're
- looking for, I'm afraid.

How about this!

The Key of Unfettered Entrance!

Where did you find this, Spike?

In your bag!

Cozy Glow must have

packed it for you.

She really did

think of everything!

Um, what does it do?

It can magically open any door.

And since artifacts like this

haven't lost their power yet...

[power up]

[creaking]

[smash]

I guess it only works once.

[clang]

Aaah!

Cockatrice!

Do something, Fluttershy!

Don't look at it!

It'll turn you to stone!

[growl]

I don't feel like stone.

- Unless it's really
- bouncy stone.

I think he lost

his magic too.

All the creatures

here must have.

Starswirl said that would

happen on the second day.

I know it should

make me feel safer, but...

it just makes me sad.

We gotta fix this!

Where is Princess Twilight?

Oh, golly! She's

away on a quest.

I'm watching the

school for her.

Magic is failing

across our land,

and she left a foal

in charge of this facility?

Yes sir!

- Is there anything
- I can do for you?

That won't be necessary.

Twilight's folly stops here.

As of now, I am Headstallion.

And I have quite a

few changes to make.

♪♪

- If all these monsters
- lost their magic,

then getting past Cerberus

should be easy-peasy.

[footsteps]

Look out!

I'll talk to him.

[growl]

Um, excuse me, puppy...

You're a very good guard dog.

Yes you are!

But um, we were wondering if we

could get by to check on Tirek.

[slurp]

That looks like a yes.

[splash]

- I'll get you a
- towel, darling.

[giggle]

♪♪

The Princess of Friendship,

here for a visit.

What have I done to earn

the honor of your company?

We want answers, Tirek.

Magic is disappearing

from Equestria.

I know.

What a waste of such

delicious power.

[slurping]

So you are behind this!

Silly filly.

If I had all that magic,

do you think I'd still

be locked up in here?

But I might know

something about it.

What are you doing?

Those are Twilight's

student files.

These aren't. Not anymore.

With Equestria under att*ck,

ponies must stand together!

Twilight has endangered us all

by skipping off on

"friendship trips," while these

dangerous creatures run loose!

You don't think they're the

reason magic is disappearing,

do you?

Yes.

I came to warn Twilight.

But since she is gone, it falls

to me to protect you foals

from those monsters.

He's blaming us?

[all talking at once]

Did you hear something?

It sounded like it

came from over there.

[gasps]

You again, as I suspected.

[zap]

[shouts]

From now on, this

school is pony only.

As nature intended.

[thud]

Since you refuse to explain

your plot against Equestria

- and return the magic
- you stole,

- you will stay here while I
- summon your guardians

to take you home.

Wait!

You were right about them from

the beginning, Chancellor.

I see that now.

- What are you saying?
- Sandbar?

- I don't want anything
- to do with creatures

that could thr*aten Equestria!

Wisely put, colt.

[zap]

Everypony will come to

their senses, eventually.

[door closes]

[knock]

[knock]

[knock]

[yawn]

What in tarnation?

Sorry. I ran

out of apples.

I need the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

My friends are in trouble.

- Chancellor Neighsay
- locked them up!

Huh? I thought Cozy

Glow was in charge.

Not anymore.

But you guys are good buddies.

- If you can convince her
- to distract Neighsay,

I can break out my friends.

Will you help me?

- Do mulberries
- have seeds?

That's a yes.

Where's Equestria's

magic going, Tirek?

What's making it disappear?

If you let me out, I'm sure

it would jog my memory.

What do you say? I scratch

your back, you scratch mine?

How 'bout you tell

us what you know,

- or you'll be stuck
- here forever,

because we're out of magic keys

and nopony can open the door?

Oh, dear. I hadn't

thought of that.

We're just as

trapped as Tirek?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

What a pity.

Well, for you.

Sweet revenge for me.

It seems my little protegee's

plan worked after all.

[all gasp]

Which little protegee?

Oh, we've never met.

We're pen pals.

Each letter had so many

questions about draining magic.

And you answered them?

Well, I was bored.

So I simply pointed my pen

pal in the right direction.

[thud]

Can't you just tell us

your pen pal's name?

I mean, since we're

stuck here anyway.

Oh, why not.

The irony is too perfect.

Her name is...

Cozy Glow!

- I could've sworn I saw
- her come down this way

when she left her office.

[gasp]

Enjoying yourself

in there, Starlight?

I'm sorry I had to push you

in, but what else could I do?

You were going to

ruin all my plans.

[gasp]

You might get some company soon,

if I can't make that

annoying Neighsay BACK OFF.

All this magic needs time to

drain from Equestria

before my vortex sucks

it to another realm.

[giggle]

Three days can sure

seem like forever, huh?

You know, you ponies

got it all wrong.

Friendship isn't magic.

Friendship is POWER!

With Twilight and her

lackies out of my way,

all of Equestria

will bow to me...

The future empress

of friendship!

[evil laugh building to

shrieking laughter]
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