03x07 - What's So Scary About the Jungle? Everything!

[bunniefuu]

Sally Hairspray here, on the scene at Largest Ever Pet Shop,

which has apparently been robbed!

With us is Fisher Biskit, the owner of Largest Ever Pet Shop.

Where our motto is: "We're The ONLY Pet Shop in Downtown City!"

Really? I thought there were lots of pet shops in Downtown-

Let's get right to the point, Sally.

It's been brought to my attention

that various pet merchandise has been discovered missing

by my daughters, Whittany and Brittany.

Can you tell us how they were able to pull off

this daring heist, Mr. Biskit?

Well, the only thing I can tell you about the robbery, here at--

Largest Ever Pet Shop, the ONLY pet shop in Downtown City!

--is that these thieves were incredibly crafty.

They were even able to go undetected by my...

...'state-of-the-art' security equipment.

(mechanical groan)

I am offering a sizable reward for the capture

of the dastardly thief.

Well, that's the news from Largest Ever Pet Shop--

The ONLY Pet Shop in Downtown City!

(grunt)

Back to you in the studio.

Oh dear, that is so wrong!

That someone is robbing pet shops?

No. That Fisher Biskit thinks that Largest Ever

is the only pet shop in Downtown City.

Well, of course, the robbery is terrible, too.

What I don't get is, who would want to steal merchandise

from a pet shop?

I don't have the foggiest idea, dear,

but in case the robbers show up here,

I'd better brush up on my Kung Fu Quilting.

(martial arts yells)

Oooh! Pulled a muscle!

Sounds like a plan, Mrs. Twombly.

(groans of pain)

In the meantime, I've got to go brush up on some algebra.

(creaking)

(crash)

Whoa!

What the huh?

Sold Exclusively at...

...Largest Ever Pet Shop?

Double what-the-huh?

♪ You think about all the things ♪

♪ That you love to do

♪ It all comes true

♪ You find a place you never knew ♪

♪ Where you're happy to

♪ Just be you!

♪ We can be (yeah)

♪ Who we wanna be (yeah)

♪ At littlest pet shop

♪ You and me

♪ We can be (yeah)

♪ Who we wanna be (yeah)

♪ At littlest pet shop

♪ You and me

Blythe: I don't know how all this stuff got here,

but I've got to return it to Largest Ever Pet Shop.

Blythe, you can't just take the stuff back

to Largest Ever Pet Shop.

Why not?

It belongs to them.

If Blythe takes it back, they'll think SHE stole it.

Hm. Good point.

We are talking about the Biskits, after all.

So what do we do?

Hide the evidence?

Come up with a cover story?

Oh! This makes me very nervous.

I'm very bad at lying.

Watch...

Ahem.

I'm very good at lying.

(sobs)

No, I'm not! I'm a terrible liar!

Blythe: Calm down, Sunil, we aren't going to lie.

Honesty is always the best policy.

Even if it does look suspicious.

Largest Ever Pet Shop!

The ONLY Pet Shop in Downtown City!

(click)

You girls have done a great service,

pointing out this thievery.

This publicity has already caused a sensation.

And we look, like, totally adorable on TV.

Robot: Inventory alert!

Inventory alert!

I detect more merchandise is missing!

More thievery?

This has gone too far!

Didn't you just say that this thievery was, like, good, Daddy?

Well, yes.

Business has been booming since I offered that reward.

However, if this keeps up,

we won't have any merchandise left to sell!

ALERT! ALERT!

Monban detects stolen merchandise in vicinity!

Like, stop right there!

You can't get away with arms robbery, Blythe!

Arms robbery?

Look, I'm not trying to get away with anything.

I found this stuff and I'm just bringing it back.

Why would you, like, steal it, and then just bring it back?

I didn't steal it.

Somehow it ended up over at Littlest Pet Shop.

So, just take it back.

I don't even want the reward.

A-ha! So you did it to collect the reward!

What? No! I just said tha-

Whatevs! When we prove that you did it,

everybody's going to see that you and your fur friends

are criminals!

Ugh!

The pets were right.

You two are going to blame everything on me.

The pets told you that?

You are so, like... weird.

Look, I don't know how your merchandise ended up

in Littlest Pet Shop,

but I'm going to try and get to the bottom of it.

Oh, so, like, Blythe's a detective now?

As if.

I don't care what she says,

I'm pretty sure she just wants Daddy's reward.

Ugh! We cannot let that, like... happen.

(gasp)

Brittany, I just had an idea in my brain.

In your what?

We should act like those two super cute investigators

on our favorite show...

S.C.I.! Super Cute Investigators!

(squeals)

(Male Announcer) In the investigation of crimes,

there are two types of investigators:

Those that are not cute, and those that are...

SUPER CUTE!

These are their stories.

Let's, like... do it!

Thanks for lending me this, Russell.

I feel like a real detective.

Now, let's see.

These are yours, Russell.

These paw prints are Minka's.

These are Pepper's.

And they end where she slipped on the banana peel.

What a great gag, huh? Ha ha ha.

Wait a second. Those prints don't look familiar.

Let's see where they lead.

Hmmm.

(shouts)

Aha!

Well, that definitely doesn't belong there.

♪♪

What is that?

It's one of those plastic tubes that you can keep adding onto

to make bigger pet habitats.

I wonder how far it goes.

Hello!

(echo)

This could explain how the stolen merchandise

from Largest Ever Pet Shop got here.

To think that the bad guys have been using this tube

to get into our pet shop!

(shiver)

Well, I sure can't fit into that.

Any volunteers to see where it goes?

Volunteers?

Who would be crazy enough to volun-?

(volunteer shouts)

Pepper and...

Vinnie!

Awwwww!

Yes!

We're on it, Blythe.

Yeah!

We're also IN it!

Get it?

Cause we're in the tube.

Ha ha ha ha.

(gasp)

Vinnie: Whoa!

Maybe there's something about these stolen items

that'll lead us to the thieves.

We found two squeakerless chew toys, three plastic dog collars,

a catnip cat?

(martial arts shouts)

Any sign of the thieves, Blythe?

Nope.

Awesome sauce.

Keep one of your very large eyes open, Blythe.

I've got to secure the perimeter.

(martial arts shout)

Brittany: Like, hold it right there.

Yeah, like...

freezer!

Freezer?

Uh, I'm not actually trying to get away.

Your sweet talk won't work on us, Blythe.

We are...

Super Cute Investigators!

We're going to prove that you're the 'pet-shop thief'.

With like, proof and stuff.

And how are you going to do that?

Just like they did on Episode of SCI: 'Good Cop, Sad Cop'.

It's, like, a total thing that cops do.

Are you having a pleasant day?

Would you like a cup of tea?

Waaaaaaaaaah!

Let me guess.

You're the good cop, and...

...you're the sad cop.

Both: Did it work?

No, because I have nothing to tell you.

This is really tiring.

You two do realize you're not actually on a TV show, right?

Just, like, confess already so we can roll the end credits.

I think this is my cue to like, change the channel.

Ugh, she got away.

Don't worry, we'll get her in the next episode.

But first, let's go home and re-watch season two of SCI.

Super Cute Investigators!

Vinnie: Then I do the Electric Slide.

♪ Bom-bom-bom-bom!

A quick spin, and then...

BIG FINISH!

Agh!

(crash)

Vinnie, we've gone pretty far, and in a lot of different tubes.

Do you know how to get back?

Nope.

Great. We're lost.

LOST? Oh no!

We'll never find our way back!

Calm down!

We just need to retrace our steps.

Well, let's see.

I think I did a mambo

then, a watusi, then I did that cool moonwalk.

(scream)

Vinnie!

Vinnie: I see a light! There's an exit up ahead!

Wait for me!

Whoa! (thud)

Whoa! Largest Ever Pet Shop?

Now we know how the stuff got to Littlest Pet Shop.

The question is, who brought it?

Blimey, what do we have here?

Trespassers!

We're not trespassers.

We're pets.

I'm Pepper, and this is Vinnie.

Me name's Dodger, and this here's Twist.

Yeah, and those are our secret tubes,

so what're you doin' usin' 'em?

We're from Littlest Pet Shop.

Our friend Blythe discovered your tube entrance

and asked us to investigate.

And a bunch of tubes later, here we are.

Love your accents.

Were you trying to escape from Largest Ever Pet Shop?

Escape?

No!

Me and Twist don't really live here.

We's city dwellin' hamsters.

Travellin' around, and livin' wherever we like.

So you use these tubes to go all around Downtown City?

That's right.

See, we're on a mission.

We aims to help less fortunate pets.

Pets who 'ave a need for stuff they ain't got.

That's why we stopped 'ere at this whopper of a pet shop.

I mean it's huuuge, isn't it?

They got a gold mine of stuff, jus' waitin' to be brought

to thems who need it.

Whoa!

You guys are stealing?

Sounds like you're the pet shop thieves!

I wouldn't call it stealin' per se.

I'd say we's just borrowin' stuff.

Permanently.

Well, it ain't for us.

We're robbin' from the rich,

and using our secret tubes to deliver it

to pets who need it all around town.

So you rob from the rich

and give to the poor?

Oh! I heard a story like that once.

♪♪

(boing)

Ho now!

Little Pepper, what have ye done?

Oops.

Sorry, Vinnie Hood.

It slipped.

(pop)

Well, be more careful.

Vinnie Hood!

Ah, Maid Zoe.

You are a vision.

I am magnificent, aren't I?

But this is no time for romance, Vinnie Hood.

The Biskits of Snottingham approach!

Ah, their coach of goodies!

Merry Pets!

The Biskits of Snottingham are about!

How now, Robin?

Yea, fair brother of the shire!

Oh how now? Hip! Hip! Hooray!

To the trees!

Hurrah!

Could you, like, hurry up?

Like, yeah we just bought a lot of stuff at the mall

and we have to get home.

Yes M'ums.

Hey!

I hereby take this coach of goodies.

We will deliver them to the needy pets who deserve them.

Huzzah!

(Tarzan yell)

Vinnie, you sound like Tarzan.

Oops! Ha ha ha!

Wrong guy swinging on a vine.

So, how long have you two been doing this?

A long time, but nobody ever noticed until now.

We got so much stuff, we dunno what to do with it all.

We used your little pet shop to store it.

In that weird safe you have wiff no lock.

I see; they must have thought the dumbwaiter was a safe.

If it was a safe it'd be called a dumbsafe,

but it's an elevator, so it's called a dumbwaiter.

Wait, what?

Hang on, what happened to all the stuff we left in there?

Blythe found it and she returned it.

So I guess we'll be needin' to steal,

er, borrow s'more stuff, then, won't we?

Hey, now stealing is wrong!

Yeah, but Robin Hood stole stuff, and he was a hero!

And these guys are giving what they take to pets who need it.

(growl)

You really help other pets with what you take?

Come see for yourselves!

♪ (big band drums and trombone) ♪

♪♪

See, we're not bad guys.

We's just bringin' pets what they need.

Speakin' a which, let's grab some more

of the stuff they got here.

Look, it's great that you're helping pets in need,

but it's wrong to steal.

You don't really think this place needs all this stuff,

do ya?

This is bad.

Come on, we gotta stop them.

COME BACK!

Intruders! Intruders!

♪♪

Intruders apprehended.

Uh oh.

... and that's when that big, fancy robot took your friends

Vinnie and Pepper, and locked 'em up!

(gasps)

We knew youse was their friends, so we came right away.

This has gone too far!

I've gotta get over to Largest Ever right now

and get them back.

Hang on!

You're not going to turn us in, are you?

If they finds out it was us, they'll destroy all our tubes.

I won't turn you in.

But you can't keep stealing from Largest Ever Pet Shop...

even if it's for a good cause.

Well, see, it does sound like stealin',

but we like to think of it more as a redistribution of wealth.

Do youse fink they might have mercy on our furry hides?

Oh, of course, Twist.

But right now, I need to get Pepper and Vinnie back.

Youse have all been very nice to us.

Sorry for all the trouble.

If only there was a way to return all that stuff you took.

That would certainly make up for what you did.

And show them that Vinnie and Pepper weren't involved.

Yeah, but we've only ever been to Largest Ever Pet Shop

in Blythe's scooter.

How will we get there?

We'll take the handy Hamster Highway, 'course.

The Hamster Highway!

Them's our tubes, yeah?

Yeah.

♪ (big band swing)

♪♪

So, they followed this crazy tube system all the way

from our shop to your shop. Isn't that funny?

We caught them here just as they were about to steal more stuff.

We can't believe you would stoop so, like low,

as to use pets to do your dirty work.

What?

I'm not doing that.

There's one of the culprits, right now!

We are LIVE at Largest Ever Pet Shop--

The ONLY pet shop in Downtown City!

Where the mystery of who's been robbing the store

has been solved!

That's right.

This young lady

works at a dingy little hole in the wall called

Littlest Pet Shop.

Wait a second.

I thought Largest Ever was the only pet shop

in Downtown City.

Yes, well, Littlest Pet Shop is not really a pet shop.

Yes we are!

And Littlest Pet Shop is a better pet shop than yours.

We actually care about pets.

Fisher: Your so-called pet shop is just a front

for a burglary ring!

And the fact that they are stealing from our pet shop

proves it!

(slap)

We didn't steal anything!

Then how do you account for the fact that the merchandise

was found in your possession?

Uhhh...

That was...

Well...

It was a crazy mix up.

You see, someone put it there,

but I can't really say who or how.

Fisher: A likely story.

It's true!

Look, I can't explain it all, but trust me,

Littlest Pet Shop is not involved in this.

Young lady, if it weren't for my daughters'

cr*ck detective work...

Super Cute Investigators!

We never would have solved this.

We like, totally cracked the case.

Now, do the right thing, Blythe,

so we can get our reward from daddy.

Well? Go ahead! Return it!

(rumbling)

(crash)

Fisher: Who did this?

Where in the --

"Sold Exclusively at Largest Ever Pet Shop?"

Monban, is this the merchandise that was stolen?

(buzz and beep)

Affirmative.

Largest Ever Pet Shop merchandise.

You bungling box of bolts!

These things are discards!

We were throwing them away!

Computing appropriate response.

(beeping)

Oops.

Like they say, one man's trash is another man's treasure.

Ew. This is so, like...

last month.

Powder blue leashes?

Striped pet booties?

Gag!

So, you would just throw this away, rather than, say,

donating it to needy pets around town?

Uhhh... Yes!

That's exactly what we are doing!

Donating our discards to needy pets!

Thank you, Mr. Biskit.

And we at Littlest Pet Shop will join you in that effort

to help the needy pets of Downtown City!

There you have it, folks!

We've got a happy ending here at Largest Ever Pet Shop.

Where our motto is--

We're NOT the only pet shop in Downtown City!

In fact, come out and visit Littlest Pet Shop,

where OUR motto is...

Bigger isn't necessarily better!

(growl)

Thanks for donating these things to the needy pets around town,

Mrs. Twombly.

Well, of course, dear.

Though I still don't understand how that merchandise ended up

in our dumbwaiter. Maybe we--

Oh, look!

I think you have a customer!

Welcome to Littlest Pet Shop!

We may be little, but we sure do care.

Dodger: There you are, Blythe.

This here's a list of all the pets around town

whats in need of stuff.

I suppose you'll do a much better job

o' gettin' these things to 'em.

Thanks, you two.

Your hearts were always in the right place.

We's decided to turn over a new leaf.

No more stealin'!

Yeah! We don't need to.

Folks toss perfectly good things in the trash.

Right. Trash bins is our new treasure chests.

Dumpster divers we will be.

You'll be Dumpster Dodger and I'll be Twist Trash.

Eh? Ha! Eh? Ha! Eh?

Really?

No, maybe not.

So many dumpsters, so little time.

Cheerio!

(good-bye shouts)

Whittany: Daddy, what happened to our, like, reward?

Yeah. We like, cracked the whole case, and everything.

Well, there really wasn't a thief to catch in the end.

But I suppose you did help recover the merchandise.

Very well!

Here's your reward, girls.

(thud)

A super size bag of pet food!

DADDY!