03x14 - Winter Wonder Wha...?

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

(screams)

(crash)

(clatter)

They look really cute here!

And dreamy there!

And so totally cool everywhere!

Meh.

Oh! I like cute, dreamy and cool!

Meh.

(giggling)

What's everyone going on about over here?

Not everyone, Mrs. Twombly.

I'm not going on about anything.

We're looking at pictures of the greatest,

most talented

boy band ever!

Jason, Jason, Hayden, Dustin and Ted!

The Soul Patches!

(squeal)

You said it! You said their name!

(scream)

They'd be a lot cuter with a tail,

and maybe some fur on a few places besides their chins...

...but I do like their music.

I'd do anything to meet The Soul Pa-

Well, you know, that group.

(beep)

Even put up with the Biskit twins?

Huh? Huh?

We just got invited to their birthday party tomorrow.

And the band they're gonna have perform there is...

THE SOUL PATCHES!

(scream)

(crash)

(scream continues)

(pop)

What?

♪ You think about all the things ♪

♪ That you love to do

♪ It all comes true

♪ You find a place you never knew ♪

♪ Where you're happy to

♪ Just be you!

♪ We can be (yeah)

♪ Who we want to be (yeah)

♪ At littlest pet shop

♪ You and me

♪ We can be (yeah)

♪ Who we want to be (yeah)

♪ At littlest pet shop

♪ You and me

♪♪

(shudder) What was that?

Don't look at me!

I didn't just squeal like a girl over some boy band.

It was them.

We've just been invited to the Biskit's birthday party

with special guest band, The Soul Patches!

It's kind of a last-minute invitation

but who cares if we get to see our favourite band!

The Soul Patches, huh?

Those guys can really rock the house!

You're a fan, Mr. Baxter?

He's not.

Are you kidding? I know all their songs!

Which one is your favorite?

That's OK, Dad, we believe you.

No, no, I've got it.

My favourite?

Hmmmm....

♪ Bampa dam pamp...

♪ when things are uh...

♪ Gettin' you down and you can't find... ♪

And that's all I remember.

Clearly, this guy knows his Soul Patches!

I hardly ever listen to them, really.

I just got lucky with the lyrics.

High five me on the boy band, my brother.

Don't leave me hangin'.

So Dad, why all the clothes?

Don't you remember?

You said you'd take my old clothes to the thrift store

next time you went.

Oh yeah, and now I have the perfect excuse to go.

Party dress!

Oh, gotta fly!

And I mean that literally.

(engine noise)

(giggle)

Hey, is anyone besides me wondering

why the Biskits would invite us to their party?

Don't wonder what you don't want to know,

and if I'm not supposed to be at that party,

I DO NOT want to know.

The invite says, 'Bring your best besties

to hang out with your best besties.'

And you're two of my three best besties.

That's good enough for me.

I concur!

Gee, it's too bad Sue is still out of town

at the track finals.

She's going to miss everything.

We'll just have to take lots of pictures for her.

Well, I'm gonna go home and start planning my outfit.

Oh yeah, me too!

Hey, I thought you weren't into The Soul Patches.

I'm not.

But I am into going to an over-the-top party

at the Biskit mansion!

Bye, Blythe!

Later!

Soul Patches!

(scream)

Blythe, are you all right?

We haven't heard shrieks like that since the time

Sunil had bugs crawling all over him.

(scream)

Well, The Soul Patches are totally squeal-worthy.

I can't wait for the Biskit's birthday party!

I don't want to be difficult or anything,

but why would the Biskits ever invite you

to another party after, um...

well, you know, after what happened the last time?

(scream)

(yells)

Well, obviously they're over that.

If they weren't, they wouldn't have invited

their best besties to hang with them.

Aw, that's cute.

Hmmm.

(sigh) Well, it's not like they're that close

to anyone else but themselves.

So I could definitely be a best bestie.

It could happen!

Blythe, you should know by now that there's nothing

I love more than a good boy band.

Perhaps, you'd like a little doggie escort.

Sorry, Zoe.

Even though the Biskits have forgiven,

I'm pretty sure they haven't forgotten

about your appearance at their last party.

If they see some uninvited pets at their house again,

they'll definitely freak out.

Is that a bad thing?

Because there's nothing I love more

than a good freak out.

(squawks)

It's definitely a bad thing.

I'll pick these up later.

You pets cannot be seen at this party!

Do you understand?

(all agree)

Great!

And now I need to decide what I'm going to wear

to see my favourite band live and in person!

(scream)

Oooh! I cannot wait to go to that party tomorrow!

Uh, Zoe?

Didn't you hear what Blythe just said?

Of course, dogs have extraordinary hearing.

Blythe said we cannot be seen at that party.

That is not the same as we cannot go to the party.

Hmmm. I hadn't looked at it that way.

You know, I read that Jason likes the kind

of mustard that has seeds in it.

Which is what inspired the lyrics to the song

'Dijon Me!'

Which color do you think Jason prefers?

Green or black?

Blythe, if you ever listened to the lyrics,

'I wear black 'cause I'm sad,'

you'd know the answer to that.

I have no idea why I'm part of this conversation.

'This Conversation!'

Third song on their first album

and the inspiration for my Soul Patches song.

Your song?

Yes! I wrote a song that I know would be perfect for them.

It would be amazing if we could get it to them

at the party!

Count me out of that plan.

Do you think we could do that, Blythe?

But what if the song isn't perfect for them?

What if they don't like it at all?

What if they think we're really uncool?

What if we're totally embarrassed?

What if...

Aww... Never mind, it's a great idea.

Exactly!

We can definitely do this, Youngmee.

And, I promise you,

nothing embarrassing is going to happen.

Such a pity no one will know it's me,

but I will do whatever it takes to not be seen.

I hate to be a 'Negative Ned',

but I can still see it's you, Zoe.

And you, and you... oh, and me.

There's no doubt about it;

we are going to need better disguises

if we do not want to be seen at that party.

But I am at a loss.

SUNIL, THAT'S IT!

(crash)

Hey, why'd you yell at Sunil?

Because he was sitting on the solution to our problem.

And that solution is pronounced...

Man-imal!

Whoa!

May I remind you that I am a magician,

not a stilt walker.

Don't worry Sunil, you'll get the hang of it.

I'm worried he won't get the hang of it,

and you know what happens when I worry.

Oh please Sunil, don't make Pepper worry,

I'm downwind of her.

I will do my best, Penny Ling,

but I am carrying a lot on my shoulders.

Hey, is that a cr*ck about my weight?

Just let me know if you need a hand, Sunil.

A right hand, that is.

Yeah, I thought I was right.

The only thing that really matters is who's at the top.

And that's me, of course.

I'd say this disguise is just about perfect.

Whoa!

(crash)

(hiss)

(groans)

I WARNED YOU!

I can't believe we're finally going

to the Biskits' birthday party!

Well, I hope the twins like the present we got them.

Oh, what am I talking about?

Of course they will.

We're best-besties.

I just hope the Soul Patches will like my song.

That is, if I can get it to them.

Oh, don't worry, you will.

Now, let's go!

This is going to be the best party ever!

(squeal)

Meh...

Blythe, darling, we're ready to go to the party!

Blythe's not here.

Oh well, I guess she wanted us to meet her there.

Or maybe she really doesn't want us to go at all.

Wow!

Hold it!

Any minute now, we'll be breathing the same air

as our favourite band in the whole wide world.

You mean the air that was in their cute lungs

could be in mine?

(choking)

Oh yeah.

OK, all I have to say is...

(scream)

Meh.

(crash)

Now, this is what I call a party!

Wow!

Francois?

Do you know who that man is?

Well, I'm a very good judge of character

and can tell by the way that man enters the room

that he would be very interesting to speak with.

I must meet him.

Bestie.

Bestie.

Bestie.

Bestie.

(gasp)

Not besties!

SO NOT BESTIES!

Blythe and others, so totally do not belong here.

Any sign of a Patch?

I'll go check over at the snack table.

(clatter)

Uh oh.

Oh, that can't be good.

What's wrong?

Whittany and Brittany are headed this way,

and they do not look happy.

Of course we're not really best-besties!

Agh! I blame my unending love of the Soul Patches

for this tragic lapse in logic.

So, what are we going to do?

We better split up so we don't both get kicked out of here.

Good luck. Last one to find a Soul Patch is a rotten egg.

Ah!

Whittany! Brittany!

Happy Birthday!

Great party.

Don't butter us up with your Happy Birthday talk, Blythe.

Why are you and your whatever you call them

at our very exclusive party?

Because you invited us, best besties?

This is all Francois' fault.

The help, like seriously, needs help.

When this is over, he is so fired.

I'll hide in here till the Biskits go away.

Safe for now, but I'm never going to find

The Soul Patches hiding in here.

Hello?

Is there something we can help you with?

You're The Soul Patches!

That's right. Are you OK?

(barks like a dog)

Excuse me?

(slam)

Blythe, you and your friends are not supposed to be here,

so you can all leave, like, right now.

But, uh...we brought you a gift!

A gift? We like gifts.

And if you wanna stay, you'd better hand it over.

Agh! I left it at home on the bed.

Well?

So, um, funny thing about that gift.

Ha ha ha ha.

I accidentally left it at home.

You left it at home, huh?

Look, I'll just call my dad

and he'll bring it over as soon as possible.

Better make it sooner!

In the meantime, one misstep and you're, like...

outta here!

Dad, I'm at the Biskit Mansion

and I left the twins' gift on my bed.

You'll bring it over right away?

You're the best!

Can this get any worse?

Blythe, we have to get out of here!

But we haven't seen The Soul Patches yet.

I've seen them and I barked at them.

Barked!

As in (dog bark)

I want to go home and lock myself in my room forever.

(slurp)

Whoa!

(hiss)

Ewww!

Gross.

(splash)

And the Biskits say we're weird.

If I'd known being a human was so much fun,

I'd have done it long ago!

I really think we're getting the hang of this.

Impressive.

Most impressive.

(bark) Hello, there!

I've been watching you since you got here.

I'm Fisher Biskit.

I like your complexity.

And you don't say much; that says a lot about a man.

It's a sign of strength.

Pardon sir, there's an urgent matter

that needs your attention.

Now don't go anywhere until we've had a chance to talk more.

You're a most fascinating young man.

Fisher Biskit thinks we are most fascinating.

I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't heard it

with my own two ears.

What the...?

Russell: Sunil, you're rocking the boat!

Can't help it!

I think I have picked up a flea!

♪♪

I like the way this guy moves.

♪♪

All eyes are, like, so not on us.

♪♪

That's the worst dancing I've ever seen.

Whoa!

Hello, again.

(chicken clucks)

Um, excuse me.

Oh, don't give it a second thought, darling.

Surprise!

Zoe?

Hi, Blythe.

Oh, this is so not good.

You are not supposed to be here.

If the Biskits see you, we'll all get kicked out

and Youngmee won't be able to give her song

to The Soul Patches.

Youngmee wrote a song?

Yeah, it's pretty good, and..

Wait! Don't change the subject.

You are not supposed to be here.

But you told us we could come.

I never said anything like that.

You said, 'don't be seen' and no one has seen us yet.

'Don't be seen', means 'don't be here',

not 'come in disguise'.

Well, I guess that's another meaning.

I knew I shouldn't have looked at things your way!

Oh!

Uh-oh...

Mr. Biskit is headed this way.

You need to make yourselves scarce, and fast!

Let's get this party started!

AH!

Bring on The Slow Pokes!

You mean The Soul Patches?

Your favourite group?

Come on!

I need to find the man who fits this shoe.

He's going to be my next Vice-President of something!

Hey, I think that guy you were talking to

is wearing my old coat.

Did you bring the Biskits' gift?

Huh? Oh yeah, here.

I need to meet that guy.

He's got great taste in clothes.

Great! Who isn't chasing the pets?

Is that our gift?

Don't give it to us.

Put it on the gift table.

OK, Blythe, we guess you and your friends can stay.

(sigh)

I clucked at The Soul Patches!

Soul Patches? Where?

Not that I'm dying to see them or anything.

I wish everyone would stop sneaking up behind me!

(squeal)

You're not my next Vice-President!

Uh... sorry?

♪ (song starts)

There's no way I can get close enough to the stage

to give them my song.

I know a way to get it there.

♪♪

Blythe, he's going to perform my song!

OH NO!

No, it's OK, I want him to.

It's not that...

It's THAT!

This is not going to end well.

Hey, it looks like this guy wants to sing!

(shouts)

Who's that?

I don't want him to sing my song!

Here, bro, let's see what you can do with this.

♪♪

♪ When you need a friend you've got a friend. ♪

(barking)

(cheers)

If that man runs a company like he sings,

then forget it.

♪♪

Hey, how did one of my old shoes get here?

♪♪

Oh, he's butchering my song.

No Youngmee, it's going great.

Look around; everyone loves it!

What the huh?

♪♪

What a great song!

(cheers)

And this guy howls like a true rock star!

♪♪

A little star-struck, Jasper?

I am not!

I don't even li--

Aw, forget it!

I love these guys!

So sue me!

Whittany: We should sue you.

Yeah. For like this totes lame gift you gave us.

I threw up a little when I saw it.

I mean, what were you thinking?

We were thinking we were your best besties!

Ewwwww!

I don't even want to waste a good 'As If'

on a boy I've never, like, even noticed before,

so just leave.

And take your picture with you.

Well, we still had fun because it's always a party

when you get to hang with your best besties!

Hey guys, look at this;

The Soul Patches autographed my song sheet.

They are all so weird.