04x02 - Pitch Purrfect

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Littlest Pet Shop". Aired: November 10, 2012 – June 4, 2016.*
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Animated series that centers on Blythe Baxter, a teen girl who, after moving into an apartment in a city, gains the ability to communicate with animals.
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04x02 - Pitch Purrfect

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♪♪

Off to my audition. Wish me luck.

[pretending she's Blythe]

Good luck, Zoe.

I'm sure you'll nail your Pitch Purrfect audition.

Just don't get lost in those crazy hamster habi-tubes!

[as herself] Oh, thank you, darling.

[giggles]

You know Blythe,

for someone who's supposed to be watching us,

you aren't exactly, you know...

[shrieks]

...watching.

[crash]

[grunts]

Ahem.

Oh, hey, Russell. S'up?

S'up?! Blythe, you've barely put that journal down

since Speedy the tortoise gave it to you.

I know you're excited to learn all you can about your mom,

but I think you're becoming obsessed with it.

Whoa!

[thud]

Obsessed? Please.

Obviously you don't know the meaning of the word.

Now if you'll excuse me, it's been seconds

since I've looked at the journal.

'Don't even know the meaning...?'

Of course, I do!

Although, I wonder if it originates

from the Greek or the Latin. To the dictionary!

♪♪

Ah, there it is. The dictionary!

Right under Mrs. Twombly's prized doorknob collec-...

[gasp]

♪ [horror stings]

What the what?

♪[mounting drama]

They're all... GONE!

Whoa!

[crash]

♪ You think about all the things ♪

♪ That you love to do

♪ It all comes true

♪ You find a place you never knew ♪

♪ Where you're happy to

♪ Just be you!

♪ We can be [yeah]

♪ Who we want to be [yeah]

♪ At littlest pet shop

♪ You and me We can be [yeah] ♪

♪ Who we want to be [yeah]

♪ At littlest pet shop

♪ You and me

♪ [humming]

♪ Every town you hit that's how it goes.. ♪

♪ [vocal warmups]

[Cockney accent] So thank you all for coming

to this here try-out for Pitch Purrfect.

As you know, we are the reigning Alley Cappella champs

and whatnot.

I am Delilah. And this here is Mila and Shilah.

What happened to Twyla?

Oh, she had herself a litter of kittens. Surprise!

That's why you're all here.

We need a soprano; you need a gig.

Championships are today, and not to get braggy,

but we didn't cross the ocean to lose our title.

So tick-tock, clock's tickin' and all.

[groan and grunt]

Russell, what happened?

Someone stole Mrs. Twombly's doorknob collection!

♪ [dramatic sting]

Oh no!

[gasp]

Who would do such a thing?

[scream] What did I miss?

This is not good.

When Mrs. Twombly finds out her doorknob collection is gone,

she's gonna freak!

Those doorknobs are her most beloved possessions

in the world!

Which is why Mrs. Twombly can't find out what's happened.

What's happened, dearie?

And who were you talking to?

Oh. UH, I was talking to... myself. Ha ha.

I was saying that...uh.. .

I'm concerned about you.

Cause wow, you look tired. You should totally go take a nap.

Oh, I'm way too excited to take a nap!

In fact, I'm going out to pick up something for a big surprise.

Surprise? What is it?

Oh, I can't tell you. Don't you know what 'surprise' means?

Oh, wait, I have a dictionary in my office.

Surprise: An unexpected or astonishing event,

fact or thing!

See, I knew you knew.

Well, I've got a bus to catch. Be back in an hour.

[sigh]

We've gotta find those doorknobs before she gets back.

That's impossible! We aren't professional doorknob-finders.

Are we?

Listen up pets; we've got a set of portal-twisters gone AWOL.

We need to establish a perimeter

and do a hard-target search of the premises.

Where'd he get the tie?

Forget the tie. Where'd he get the police tape?

Blythe, I'm gonna need you to ditch the reading material.

You're now on dusting duty.

The perp may try to unload the goods. You guys search the 'net,

see if anyone's trying to move 'em.

But our thief might've gotten cold feet

and dumped the knobs as he fled.

Pepper, I'm gonna need you to check the dumpsters out back.

Aw, gross. Those things reek.

This is fun! Can I be your assistant?

Minka, this is a crime scene investigation, not a game.

And I don't need an assistant, I-

Let's get moving person and pets!

Mrs. T. ain't havin' a meltdown on my watch! Move, move, move!

[excited chatter]

You're hired!

[tuneful meowing]

[splat]

Thanks for that, Fluffy, is it? You hit some interesting notes.

OK. Zoe. You're up next.

No offense, but the rest of you can go home now.

I haven't lost an audition since I booked

my first pet food commercial.

I can imagine what the life of a pet cappella star will be like.

[chanting] Zoe! Zoe! Zoe!

♪ You step off the bus and strike a pose ♪

♪ [ah ah oh wha oh oh]

♪ Every town you hit, that's how it goes ♪

♪ [ah ah oh wha oh oh]

♪ They're lined up 'round the block for all your shows ♪

♪ When they see your face they scream and cry ♪

♪ Not every star is in the sky. ♪

♪♪

♪ Everybody's trying' to do the same thing ♪

♪ Do the same thing

♪ But you've got something special inside of you ♪

♪ Special in your heart

♪ You get up on that stage and just start singing for your life

♪ They hear your voice, they scream and cry ♪

♪ Not every star is in the sky! ♪

♪ First you go real low, then you raise your voice up high ♪

♪ Put on a big show you are gonna blow their minds ♪

♪ Just show them what you've got ♪

♪ and they'll keep coming back for more ♪

♪ They hear your voice, they scream and cry ♪

♪ Not every star is in the sky! ♪

♪ [vocal flourish]

[cheers]

[voice with echo] Zoe? Zoe? Zoe? ZOE!

Oh! Sorry.

Whoa, you were so into that.

Sometimes you even sounded like us.

So, what did you think of my audition?

Best we've heard from a dog.

Of course.

So we're going with... Fluffy there.

Yes!

Huh? You said that I was the best.

For a dog. But Pitch Purrfect is felines only.

More of an alley cat-pella kind of thing.

Then why did you invite me to audition?

I guess I forgot about you bein' a dog and everything like...

Ha. Sorry. C'mon girls, we got a mess of rehearsing to do.

OK, pets; Mrs. Twombly's ETD is T-minus minutes and counting.

How's the internet search going?

Terrible.

Can't get a lead?

Can't do the search. I want to use Yeehaw,

but these two prefer Lithium Seek,

the least robust search engine ever.

We like the screen colors.

Agh! You see what I'm working with here?

PICK ONE AND DO THE SEARCH!

You two heard Russell. Focus!

We are supposed to be looking for--Oh, what's that?

Ooh! A website of nothing but old pet food commercials!

Ugh! What's that horrible smell?

I have good news!

You found the doorknobs?

No. But we do an excellent job separating recyclables

from the regular trash. Yay, Earth! Hah..Ha...Haaaa!

I'm gonna go look some more.

Whoa, Mom, you wore stripes to a leopard's party?

You are one seriously rebellious Fashion Rebel.

Is that where I get it from?

Ah-hem! Anything in your mom's journal

about the time she shirked an important duty?

Of course not. Why would she-

Oh, right. Fingerprints. Won't happen again.

Oh, oh! Click on that one that says 'pet foods of the past.'

♪ [mixed choir uptempo]

♪ You hear the sound first as it fills up your dish ♪

♪ It's Hearty Time, Hearty Time! You just got your wish! ♪

♪ Every bite is a taste sensation. ♪

♪♪

♪ It's a new kind of food for the pet generation ♪

♪ Hearty Time! It's on my mind! Oh, Yum! ♪

♪ It's Hearty Time!

♪ In my tummy feels so fine! Oh, Yum! ♪

♪ It's Hearty Time!

[bark]

Announcer: Hearty Time Pet Food! It's Paw-fect!

[gasp] Is that Zoe?

M-hm. My first commercial.

Back when I actually nailed auditions...unlike today.

[gasp] You did not get it?

Aw. I'm sorry.

Yeah, me, too. Hey, are you guys hungry?

That commercial made me hungry. Ow!

I had the best audition.

But that smug Delilah still didn't pick me 'cause I'm a dog.

[gasp] Delilah? Here in Downtown City? Right now?

Did she ask about me? Answer the last question first.

[smack]

Ow! Ahem. I mean, that is most unfair.

I really wanted to compete in the Alley Cappella championship.

It's too bad you don't have your own pet cappella group.

[gasp] Yet.

Hang on. I think I got it!

Yeah, there's only one possible thief. It's me? I'm the thief?

Gotcha! You're gonna do some serious time, Ferguson.

I must have misconnected a string.

Tell it to the judge!

Minka, if I was the thief, why would I try to find the thief?

To throw us off track.

Minka, I didn't do it!

You didn't? Well, that's a relief.

I'd hate to think you turned to a life of crime.

Oh, this investigation is going nowhere.

♪♪

Pitch Purrfect, you're about to meet your match.

Say hello to 'There's Note Stopping Us Meow'.

[giggle]

Note instead of No and Meow instead of Now. I love it!

[laugh] Clever and descriptive.

[laugh] I don't get it.

But if there's one thing I learned from this,

it's never ignore a porcupine on a mission.

Blythe!

Or a hedgehog.

I know it looks like I got side- tracked but I totally didn't.

OK, I totally did. But we still have plenty of time

before Mrs. T. gets back.

Actually, we don't. She's due back any minute now.

What? What are we going to do?

Well, I'm going to look for the prints myself

while you buy me some time by stalling Mrs. Twombly.

Got it! You, prints. Me, Twombly.

And this time, don't get distracted.

So Zoe, what are we going to sing?

'Not Every Star Is In the Sky'. I'll teach it to you on the way.

Aw, can't we sing something like 'Old MacDonald'?

Oh, I do do a pretty mean 'Frere Jacques'.

Ooo, what about a holiday song?

They're not just for the holidays, you know.


♪ [all singing at once]

Stop! My group, my song.

Besides, there's two hard rules in pet cappella competitions:

One, you can't sing the same song as anyone else

and two, NO KID SONGS!

Gotta stop Mrs. Twombly. Gotta stop Mrs. Twombly. Gotta sto-

Why are all three of you wearing berets?

We're 'There's Note Stopping Us Meow'.

We're competing in the Alley Cappella Championships.

There are pet a cappella groups?

Certainly.

We do have lives outside of the day camp, you know.

Of course you do. It's like my mom always says in her journal,

'Life is like a bag of pet food'

Blythe! Mrs. Twombly?

Right! Sorry! Gotta go. Good luck.

How am I supposed to stall Mrs. Twombly

if I don't know where she is?

Of course! The bus! At least I know where she's coming back to.

All I have to do is wait.

Welcome to the Downtown City Alley Cappella Championships.

Where the big question on every pet's lips is

will Pitch Purrfect hold onto their title?

Whoa, this is the big time!

Babes! Zoe! You and your friends here to cheer us on?

Aw, we're flattered. What's with all the headgear, eh Sunil?

Do you like it? [laugh]

Ahem! We're not here to cheer you on, Delilah.

We're your competition.

Wha? Competition?

You never should have cut me.

That's right. Reject one of our friends, reject us all.

We're called 'There's Note Stopping Us Meow'.

It's a play on words...

that I still don't get.

Pitch Purrfect to the stage! Pitch Purrfect to the stage!

That's us, kittens. Meow's the time.

Forget them, Zoe.

Your song is so great, there's no way we can lose.

Ladies and gentlepets,

put your paws and/or hooves together for... Pitch Purrfect!

♪ You step off the bus and strike a pose ♪

What the what?

Hey!

Isn't that...?

Zoe's song?

♪ They're lined up 'round the block for all your shows ♪

♪ When they see your face they scream and cry ♪

♪ Not every star is in the sky! ♪

They stole my song!

Is there no honor?

Wow, Zoe, your song is really popular. Everyone's singing it.

♪ Just show them what you've got ♪

♪ And they'll keep coming back for more. ♪

♪ They hear your voice and scream and cry ♪

♪ Not every star is in the sky! ♪

[cheers]

Thank you very much.

[crowd cheering]

It's not that bad, Zoe.

We'll just sing 'Not Every Star is in the Sky', too.

Only better!

We can't. Everyone will call us copycats.

[laugh] And to think this all started

because you AREN'T a cat.

Isn't that funny?

No. No it's not.

You stole our song!

I would never do that. I told Mila to get your permission.

You did get Zoe's permission, yeah?

Meow.

What? Mila, that is terrible!

Oh, I'm sorry Zoe, but I mean like, at this point,

it's like they say, you can't unclang a clanged bell.

[angry splutter]

No one says that!

I'm beginning to find her slightly less alluring.

[microphone feedback]

'There's Note Stopping Us Meow' to the stage!

[sigh] We have to drop out.

Why?

'Cause there's no way we can win.

So? Let's just sing for fun.

[sigh]

Let's go home.

[stomach growls]

OK, but can we stop for something to eat?

I'm still hungry from watching those commercials.

[ding]

Wait a minute! I have an idea.

One thing I learned from my tortoise, Speedy Shellberg

is if you want to get something done fast,

sometimes you have to slow down.

Now that is good advice. Don't you think?

Oh, hello, Blythe.

S'up, Mrs. Twombly... MRS. TWOMBLY?

♪♪

[gasp] A fingerprint! Minka, bring me the tablet!

I gotta run the fingerprint matching app!

♪ Do-do-do-do Da-oo-do Da-oo-do ♪

♪ Da-oo-do-do-do- Da-oo-do Do-wah ♪

♪ You hear the sound first as it fill up your dish ♪

♪ It's Hearty Time

♪ Hearty Time!

♪ You just got your wish

♪ Every bite is a taste sensation ♪

♪ A taste sensation

♪ It's a new kinda food for the pet generation ♪

I think she's gone bonkers.

♪ Hearty Time! It's on my mind! Oh, Yum! ♪

♪ It's Hearty Time! In my tummy feels so fine! ♪

♪ Oh, Yum! It's Hearty Time!

♪ Yum! Yum! Yum!

♪ Hearty Time is on my mind!

♪ Yum! Yum! Yum!

♪ In my tummy, feels so fine!

♪ Yum! Yum! Yum!

♪ Hearty Time is on my mind!

♪ Do-do-do-do Da-oo-do Da-oo-do Da-oo-do-do-do-Da-oo-do Do-wah ♪

♪ Hearty Time is on my mind!

♪ Oh, yum! It's Hearty Time!

♪ In my tummy feels so fine! Oh, yum! ♪

♪ It's Hearty Time! Hearty time! Yum! ♪

[spoken]

Yum. Hearty Time!

[cheers]

♪ [humming]

Mrs. Twombly! You can't go in there, 'cause...

Why?

Hmm...

Well...?

No reason. Nothing. Never mind.

What?

We found the thief!

And you won't believe who it is.

Mrs. Twombly!

I knew it! Wait, what?

'Fraid so. Fingerprint match confirmed it.

Mrs. Twombly stole her own doorknob collection?

No idea who you're talking to dear, but I didn't steal it.

Huh?

I sold them.

You sold them?

But you loved those doorknobs. Why would you sell them?

Well, because they were worth a fortune!

And now I've got enough scratch to buy up

all the abandoned property I need for my dream project.

[gasp] 'Littlest Pet Street?'

Kinda catchy, huh?

A little corner of Downtown City

where I'm going to create a new section of shops and venues

just for pets and their owners.

Wow. It looks amazing.

Thanks for heading up the investigation, Russell.

And you were right, I was obsessed.

But I've got all the time in the world to read Mom's journal.

Attention Littlest Pet Shop!

I give you Downtown City's newest Alley Cappella champions,

There's Note Stopping Us Meow!

You won? That's awesome!

Congratulations! How are you going to celebrate?

Here's how we celebrate.

"Hearty Time Pet Food?"

Uh, didn't they stop making this stuff years ago?

Yup! It's from my personal supply.

[sniff]

Oh, dear, that is awful!

Finally! I'm starving!

[chomping]

Ugh! Tastes like old tires. I LOVE IT!

[munching]
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