04x16 - Go Figure!

[bunniefuu]

- Ah, the perfect shopping day!

- You've got that right, girlfriend.

Sunshine, not a cloud in the sky, and...

- Ugh! Just our luck...

- [together]: Alien invasion.

[dramatic music]

- Fear not, citizens!

You are safe!

The brave Lizard of Legend is here

with his trusted, but not-as-brave sidekick,

Man-Goose!

- Um... you know, L.O.L.,

I've been thinking a bit about my sidekick name.

- Man-Goose?! - Yes, that is the one.

Doesn't "Man-Goose" describe a goose that is part man?

- Actually, Sunil, it's a clever play on the word "mongoose."

See? Mongoose, "mangoose," mongoose, "mangoose."

- Ohhh, I get it now, yes.

But I still don't like it.

- Ahem! Superheroes...?

- Ooh, uh, oh, right. Ah!

Intergalactic invaders, prepare to be thwarted!

- Uh... L.O.L.?

- What is it, my faithful companion?

[roaring]

A Blythe-a-saurus!

- OK, you two, enough silliness.

I need to make sure these outfits fit you.

- We will do it for you, Blythe,

for we are Lizard of Legend and...

- This-Sidekick- To-Be-Named-Later!

- Ugh!

- ♪♪ You think about all the things ♪

♪ That you love to do ♪

♪ It all comes true ♪

♪ You find a place you never knew ♪

♪ Where you're happy to just be you ♪

♪ We can be - Yeah ♪

♪ Who we want to be - Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ At Littlest Pet Shop, you and me ♪

♪ We can be who we want to be - Yeah-yeah yeah-yeah ♪

♪ At Littlest Pet Shop, you and me ♪♪

- You know, Vinnie, I should remind you

that I have been a superhero before.

Does Super Sunil ring a bell?

- Yeah, but you did say you would be my sidekick

on account of you've already done the hero thing.

And "Super" should never be part of a sidekick's name.

- I see your point, my friend.

Hmm... This is going to take some thought.

- Well, I think you both look great,

but I really need you focused at ZapperCon today.

- ZapperCon? What's-- - WHAT'S THAT?!

- It's the annual convention for fans of Agents of Zap.

- Agents of Zap? You mean--

- That epically popular TV show, movie franchise,

toy line, comic book series and breakfast cereal?!

- That's the one. - Um, would it be possible

for you to take it down a notch, Minka?

- Hahaha! No. It's actually scientifically impossible for me

to take it down a notch. Haha! Isn't that awesome?

- This year ZapperCon's at Downtown City Convention Center.

And that's where I'll be debuting

my new line of pet-friendly cosplay costumes

that I'm calling PawsPlay.

- Turn your Shiba Inu into a superhero!

- Transform your Abyssinian

into an alien being!

Oh, oh... - Oooh, I like it!

- Me too!

- Thanks. I'm hoping to earn enough money

to do some much needed repairs to my scooter.

- Oh, hey, the scooter needs repairs?

- Yeah, you could say that. Vinnie and Sunil modeling

at my booth will definitely help with PawsPlay sales.

- Well, you have fun at ZapperCon, which, although I am

a huge "Zapper," I will not be attending.

How could I after the latest episode of Zap

revealed my favorite character, Kurg, to be a Monruvian spy

who double-crossed the other Zap agents.

I couldn't bear to face this indignity!

The wound to my heart is still too fresh.

You know, Vinnie,

in your current get-up, you bear a striking resemblance

to one of my favorite Zap characters. Let me show you.

[oriental music]

- Oh, hello there, little friend.

Did you mean to hop in here?

- I did indeed, Lotus Petal.

I am Master Hop,

Downtown City's preeminent Zen Master,

and I have come here looking for some much needed rest

and relaxation.

- Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Master Hop.

My name's Blythe. Feel free to chill at our day camp.

- Namaste, Blythe. Now if you will excuse me,

I must enter a deep state

of meditative concentration.

Ommm... - Whoa, he's good.

I seriously need to get this thing fixed.

- Are you excited for the ZapperCon,

trusted companion?

- Yes, except for the fact that I still do not have

a proper sidekick name. - Well, you just need

to really zero in on something you're good at.

- Something I'm good at, huh?

[gasping]: I have it!

- Lay it on me. - As you know,

I'm quite good at finding deals.

How about... THE BARGAIN HUNTER?!

- Yeah... keep working on it.

- OK, Vinnie, take a look at this! Hey,

where is everyone? - ZapperCon.

- Oh! Well, I guess I'll just spend the day reading though

my Agents of Zap collection and remembering

better times when Kurg wasn't a villainous traitor.

[oriental music]

- Well, what do you know, Minka, you can take it down a notch.

- It's Master Hop. He must teach me the ways of enlightenment.

- Ah... Do you even know what that means?

- Uh, I think it has something to do with focusing and junk.

And I'm sure he can teach me how to...

Um... what was I saying?

- Minka, we all know focusing isn't your strong suit.

Plus, I don't think it's a good idea to bother the master.

- Bother him?! Pfff! I won't bother him.

MASTER HOP!

- Oh, dear! Was that the fire alarm?

- Ha! You're funny! So, here's the deal,

I really want to be one of your students!

- Uh... student?

You wish to be trained... by... me?

- Exactamundo! When do we start?

Right now is good for me if that's good for you!

♪♪♪

- Thank you! Enjoy the space dog costume!

Keep up the good work, guys.

The Zappers are loving the PawsPlay.

- Uh... I'm tired of modeling.

- That's crazy talk! I am thoroughly enjoying myself.

Hey, maybe that's my sidekick persona --

SUPER MODEL!

[techno music]

I'll make the super team look

fierce! Or maybe not. - Hey,

I was thinking, let's go for a stroll around the convention.

- I am not so certain.

We really should stay here with Blythe.

- But we could use a break, so we can pose even harder.

- Well, you do have a point.

- Hey, Blythe, we're gonna take five.

Be back in a few. Let's go, faithful companion.

- Oh, I don't know.

I really should stay here to help Blythe

but, as a sidekick, I have sworn an oath

to blindly follow the hero without question.

[sigh] So...

L.O.L., wait for your trusty sidekick!

for those scooter repairs, wouldn't you, guys?

Vinnie? Sunil?

Where did they go? I'd better go find them...

- Miss, my tabby wants to be an Elven thief.

- Oh, yes, of course.

Don't panic, Blythe.

Their little legs can't take them too far.

- Haha! Now, this is how a superhero should be

spending his time at a superhero convention.

[ripping sounds]

Ugh! Ah, what are you doing, my faithful companion?

- This place is huge, so I am leaving a trail

of lint to help us find our way back to Blythe.

After all, we have gotten lost

in these types of situations before.

- Uh, where'd you get that fuzzy stuff?

- I have an unusual amount of excess belly-button fuzz.

- Nice!

[oriental music]

- Master Hop! Master Hop! Look! Look!

I brought my own yogurt for our lesson!

[Minka slurping] Mmmm!

- It's yo-ga, child, not yo-gurt.

- Oh... Yo-gahhh...

Ah, you see? I already learned something.

So what's next, huh? What's next?!

- Such concentration.

Now, there's a student

with potential. - Russell?

- Oh, hello.

I'm Russell. And you are...?

- I have never seen anyone with focus like yours.

I would very much like to train you

and nurture your very special gift.

- Uhhh... No thanks.

- Why won't Master Hop train me?

[sighing]

- This Agents of Zap stuff is actually pretty cool.

Ah! Vinnie, look at that!

- "Baron Lizardowitz."

- This must be the character Russell mentioned.

- Yeah, he does look just like me.

Especially around the handsomeness!

- Yes, well, we need to get back to Blythe.

- Yeah, I guess you're right.

Catch you in the comic books, handsome.

Which way do we go? - Not to worry.

We will just follow my trail of belly-button fuzz.

- Uhhh... Sunil,

we're fuzz-less!

[Minka sighing] - What is it gonna take

for Master Hop to realize that I'm the perfect student

for him to train?

Oh! I know! I'll impress him with my many skills!

HEY, MASTER HOP, OVER HERE!

- Has anyone seen my favourite pillow?

Oh, there it is!

- Aaah! Ugh!

[Minka moaning]

- Hmm...

- Hey, Master Hop, check this out!

- Minka, who said you could play with my bowling pins?

- Oh! Owww!

- Your concentration is exceptional.

- You're standing on my comic.

- Exceptional.

[sigh] - I never thought

I'd be bummed about being this busy,

but I really need to go look for Vinnie and Sunil.

- Blythe?! What are you, like, doing here?

- I am selling my--

Wait. Do you really care?

- Not really. - Right.

The real question is, what are you doing here?

- We're here to find our daddy the perfect birthday present.

A little action-dolly thingy called...

What is it? Oh yeah...

Baron Lizardowitz, or whatever.

- Turns out Daddy's a Zapper.

It's so, like, random.

And if we get him this best present ever,

we're sure he'll increase our allowance

by, like, a lot.

- Well, we know you'd love to chat with us more,

but the sooner we get this thing for Daddy,

the sooner we can, like, leave.

- Good luck doing... whatever it is you're, like, doing.

[indistinct chatter]

- I believe we'll find Blythe's booth if we go in that direction

and make a left at the Squid Monster in the tiara.

- Maybe that should be your sidekick persona --

Bad-Sense-of-Direction Mongoose!

- Look, I provided a suitable amount of belly-button fuzz.

How was I to know this convention center was so drafty?

Now, as I was saying, if we were to head

in that direction! - Ugh!

- Mommy...

- Oh... Oh, dear!

I have accidentally rendered Vinnie unconscious

with a single blow from my powerful fists!

Ah! I need to get help!

You stay here, my heroic friend! On the floor.

- Ugh! That Squid Monster in the tiara

said we could find some Baron Lizardowitz

merchandise over here, but I don't see any...

- [gasping]: Whittany, look!

There's a Baron whatever- his-name-is action-dolly thingy.

Ugh! Ohhh... Gross!

[disgusted exclamation] [man gasping]

- Is that the Baron Lizardowitz in battle cape action figure?

- What?! - That is a true treasure.

I'm running an auction later, and you could make

a ton of money if you decided to put this up for auction.

- A ton of, like, money?

Brittany, we're auctioning this thing.

- I must find Blythe quickly!

[gasp]

[girls laughing evilly]

Oh, dear!

Super villains have Vinnie!

Your gift of focused concentration

is too exceptional to squander on these silly comic books.

- I already told you, no, thank you.

[gasping] - Three minutes!

Haha! How's that for concentration?

Whoa!

Pepper was right. Focusing isn't my strong suit,

or any other kind of suit for that matter.

- OK, Master Hop, I'll let you train me.

- Wonderful! - Under one condition.

You train Minka as well.

- Minka? I... Well...

That is... Ummm... I...

- Or you can just let my "gift" go undeveloped...

- Oh, all right! I'll also train Minka.

[Minka squealing]

- This is gonna be awesome!

- This will take all of my concentration.

- I hope your Pekingese enjoys being a pixie-inese.

[sigh] OK, that was the last customer.

Now, I need to go find the boys.

- Blythe, you must help!

- Sunil! Thank goodness you're back. Now, where's Vinnie?

Ughhh! The Biskits have him!

- What?! Why would the Biskits have Vinnie?

- No time to explain! We must go, now!

- Ugh... Oh... Ah!

OH! - Attention, Zapper collectors,

The auction for a very rare Baron Lizardowitz action figure

will be up next. - Huh?

[crowd gasping]

- Wow! - Hey, they think

I'm the rare Baron Lizardowitz action figure?!

Ah, gee, I wonder what I'll go for.

- I don't see the Biskits anywhere.

- Or Vinnie. Oh, Blythe, this is all my fault.

- Don't worry, Sunil, he'll turn up.

I hope.

♪♪♪

[gasp] Blythe, look!

- [Blythe]: Oh, no!

They're auctioning off Vinnie!

- What are we going to do?!

- I'm just gonna tell them there's been a big mistake

and that Vinnie's a pet, not a rare action figure.

- Hold it!

And where do you think you're going?

- I need to get that lizard!

[snorting laugh] - You and every other Zapper

in here. If you want him,

you'll have to bid for him. Take a seat.

[Blythe sighing]

- Looks like in order to save Vinnie,

we've gonna have to bid on Vinnie.

Luckily, I have my PawsPlay earnings.

- OK, let us begin your training.

♪♪♪

[impact noise]

- You are doing it,

Lotus Petal. You have actually centered yourself.

- OK, Brittany, when the auction starts,

you're gonna drive up the price so we get top dollar

for that toy. Got it?

- You had me at "top dollar."

This is such a "brills" idea, Whittany.

- I know. What could go wrong?

- Fellow Zappers, let the auctioning commence!

- Ooh, this is so exciting!

♪♪♪

- The bid stands at $

made by the young lady

in the back of the room.

- Ugh! I can't shake that bidder.

And I can't bid much higher.

$ !

[sigh] There goes my scooter repairs.

- $ ,

going once...

going twice...

- Blythe, we're going to win Vinnie!

- [in slow-motion]: SOOOOOOOOLLLL....

- $ , ! [Zappers gasping]

[Whittany gasping] - NO, BRITTANY!

- Wow, Zappers,

we have a new, very high bid.

$ , !

- What the huh?!

I've been bidding against Brittany this whole time?!

Ugh! The Biskits have won Vinnie.

- Ugh! Brittany, you were just supposed to run up the bid,

not win! We can't pay that kind of money

for a gross dolly thingy!

- Sorry. I, like, hate losing.

[Whittany groaning]

- $ , ... Ooh!

I figured it would cost that much

to buy me, give or take a couple of thousand.

- It looks like that concludes the bidding.

Sold to the two frowning young women for $ , !

- Uh, wait... Ugh! I have to go home with those two?

Oh! Oh! I've got to get out of here!

[grunting with effort]

Trying... Ugh! [sigh]

- Isn't it ironic that we're surrounded by superheroes?

'Cause we really could use one right now.

- You're right. I can't let my trusted compadre

fall into the clutches of those villainous Biskits!

- Sunil, wait!

- Hey, Sunil, whatcha doing?

- Shush! I am rescuing you. - Hey, that's permanent marker!

What are you trying to do, devalue me?

- That is exactly what I am doing.

- Hey!

Thor's hammer!

How did I not see that before?

Zappers, I don't know how to say this,

but there's been a terrible mistake.

This Baron Lizardowitz figure is NOT in mint condition!

[Zappers gasping]

So I am withdrawing the Baron Lizardowitz from auction!

- WOO-HOO!

- Um, Mr. Elf-man,

does that mean our last bid doesn't count, or whatever?

- Yes. All bids have been voided.

- You see, Whittany, it all worked out.

- [sighing]: I suppose...

- C'mon, let's go buy Daddy our back-up gift --

those life-sized, bronze statues of us.

- And if Daddy doesn't want them, we'll keep 'em!

- I will now take new bids on this damaged,

below-grade specimen of an action figure.

- I feel like I should be insulted by that.

- One dollar! - SOLD!

- Yes! I got you back, Vinnie!

And I still have money to fix my scooter.

- And I owe it all to the quick thinking

of my crime fighting partner -- Super Sunil!

- Partner? Super...?

- Yep. From now on,

we get equal billing as co-superheroes.

- Super Sunil and the Lizard of Legend!

- Actually, I was thinking it sounds better

with the Lizard of Legend first, but I-- we can work on that.

[sigh of relief] - Hello, pets.

- Oh, Blythe, how was ZapperCon?

- Let's just say we could definitely use a little Zen

after the day we just had.

Wow, Minks... I've never seen you

so focused and centered.

- Thank you. I had a very good teacher.

- And I, an even better student.

- [together]: Awww...

- Uh, I have just one question...

Could someone please untie me?!

♪♪♪

- ♪♪ We can be - Yeah ♪

♪ Who we want to be - Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ At Littlest Pet Shop, you and me ♪♪