07x01 - Clyde Five

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The five principal modalities may be combined with additional

enhancements for increased firepower,

[ whirring, beeping ]

Disengaged, the Mark Five Nanoshift-Enabled Exoarmor

auto-retracts into a circumcarpal form factor,

Liam: [ clucks ] Hmm,

Ba-awk bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk,

Okay, I've got one more question,

Batteries are included,

Liam: Bawk! Sold!

♪ Clyde he's a kid, and he has a cool watch ♪

♪ That lets him sh**t lasers, and he's really, really strong ♪

♪ Clyde he has all kinds of awesome powers ♪

Ben: What are you doing?! It's my superhero theme song,

♪ When there's danger around, he fights really hard Clyde ♪

Ben: That doesn't even rhyme, That's 'cause you threw me off,

Just let me finish!

♪ Clyde ♪

[ alarm blaring ]

Max: I don't like it,

One wrong move could compromise

our entire base of operations,

Rook: We got here as soon as we could,

Ben: What is it? Incurseans? Vilgax?

Max: More serious than that, Ben,

It's,,,

[ elevator signal beeps ]

[ elevator bell dings ]

[ singsong voice ] Maxy Waxy!

Max: It's your Aunt Vera,

Vera, So glad you -- [ groans ]

Look at you, little Maxy Waxy -- in charge of this whole big place!

Oh! [ gasps ]

Benjamin Kirby Tennyson!

Why, I almost didn't recognize you,

You're so grown-up, Oh, you come over here!

Ben: [ groans ]

To think -- my little Benjy

is a superhero,

Ben, you remember your cousin Clyde Fife?

Clyde has his heart set on going

to the Plumber Academy so he

can be a Plumber, like his Uncle Max,

Or a superhero, like cousin Ben!

Clyde, honey, we've talked about this,

Being a superhero just isn't realistic,

You need to plan for your future -- set realistic goals,

[ whines ] But what if my future goal is to be a superhero?

Max: Ben, this isn't just a social visit,

Vera wants us to convince Clyde to go to the Plumber Academy,

He's got his head in the clouds,

Rook: A complete academy education is the best

preparation for a full and rewarding life,

We will convince him, Magister,

Max: Thank you, Rook,

And keep him out of headquarters,

I'm gonna have my hands full just dealing with Vera,

It's so cold and sterile in here,

A few houseplants would really liven things up,

Max: Well, this is our work area, Vera,

But,,,I guess it couldn't hurt

to have a ficus in the living quarters,

Ben: Uh, Clyde, how'd you like to see Undertown?

Would I! I can't hardly think of anything I'd rather do than see Undertown!

What's Undertown?

Whoa! Oh, look at that!

That's so cool! Oh!

Do all Plumbers get to drive a truck like this?

Rook: Well,,,no, But the standard-issue

Plumber-patrol vehicle is very impressive,

What's that button do? Ben: That's the signal flare launcher,

What about this one? Ben: Adhesive foam deployment,

Oh, and that one? Ben: That's --

Look, I don't know what that one is, but don't touch it!

Magister, something has to be done,

Magister Tennyson's sister has been redecorating all over the

base, and it's affecting morale! Now, now,

Just breathe, Jerry, and do your

best to put the Plumbers at ease,

It'll just be for a couple of days,

sh**t, we'll be back to normal in no time,

Ha ha ho! You're not the one who has to field their complaints!

The only two not complaining are Blukic and Driba!

Blukic: Our home away from

home is so much homier now that you've redecorated,

Driba: And the plants attract insects!

They're stylish and delicious! [ chomps ]

Blukic: It's a win-win!

Driba: [ gurgles ]

[ belches ]

We love you, Aunt Vera!

Blukic: We really do,

[ creatures growling, chittering ]

Ben: This place is usually crawling with baddies,

We just need one to show Clyde that being a Plumber is super-awesome,

Rook: And being a superhero

is painful, embarrassing, and

destroys your social life,

An unclothed tube is an unhappy tube,

Wednesday's special -- buy four socks, get the fifth one free,

Liam: All right, pal!

Hand over the Taydens!

Baa-aawk!

Shock and alarm,

Liam: [ clucks ] Six Taydens?!

[ clucking angrily ] That's all?!

It is no longer fashionable to sock one's tubes,

[ sighs ] Kids today,

Liam: Bawk! Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk!

Then, fork over the socks!

Come on! Pile them on there!

Rook: I think we have found some trouble,

Ben: About time! Come on, Clyde!

All right, Liam!

Liam: Bawwwwwwk!

Ben: Drop the socks!

Liam: Bawk-bawk!

Eat laser, Tennyson!

Baaaaawk!

Can't quite,,,reach,,,

Can I give you a hand, sir? Like Mama always says,,,

[ high-pitched ] it never hurts to help,

Liam: Yeah, kid, Here -- hold these for a sec,

Ben: Clyde! [ beep ]

Crashhopper: Don't help the criminal!

[ normal voice ] I guess these are yours, Thank you!

Please accept the sock of your choice as a token of my gratitude,

Ooh! Can I keep this one?

I like the shiny parts on it,

But that is not --

I mean,,,yes, certainly,

Thanks, mister,

Cool!

[ clanking ]

A wrist sock!

[ creatures growling, chittering ]

[ Omnitrix powers down ]

Ben: Well, Clyde, the citizens of Undertown can sleep

safely, knowing that once again --

[ beep ]

Clyde! What did you just do?

This is pretty much the greatest day of my life!

First, I got this amazing sock, and now I'm a superhero!

[ creatures gasp ] Would you look at this sweet supersuit?

Like mama always says,,,

[ high-pitched ] clothes make the man!

[ chuckles ] Ben: Clyde!

Liam: [ clucks ] Baaaaw,

I think it's time I flew the coop, Bawk-bawk-bawk,

[ creature chitters ] Ben: Clyde! Don't fool around with alien tech!

Rook: We do not know if that armor is safe for humans,

But now I don't have to go to Plumber school,

I'm a superhero!

Ben , meet,,,Clyde !

And I'm gonna call this,,,um,,,

what's the techno word for "five"?

Cinco! Yeah!

Behold the Cincotrix!

Ben: Cincotrix? 'Cause it's five better than your Omnitrix,

[ squeals ]

Watch this,

Pa-pew! Pa-pew-pew! Pew! Pew!

[ cries ]

Rook: His aim is quite impressive,

And check this out!

Ben: Wait, Where'd you get that corn?

Let me cool down that drink for you, citizen,

[ muffled ] B-b-but it was already c-c-cold!

Ben: Clyde! Look, I get it, I did the same kind of dumb

stuff when I first got the Omnitrix but --

Rook: You did the same kind of dumb stuff last Tuesday,

Ben: Not the point!

Let's try the other modes,

Whoa! Swee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-t!

Ben: Aw, man, [ beep ]

Astrodactyl: [ squawks ]

Aaaaaaaaaaah!

[ shrieks ]

[ growls ]

Oh! Wh-- wh-- [ alarm beeps ]

Whoa!

Astrodactyl: Oh, come on!

[ indistinct conversations, up-tempo music plays ]

[ speed-dialing ]

Liam: Baaaaa-aaaw!

Hey, I need another watch thing,

That last one was defective,

Came off in the middle of a fight!

Query -- did you read the manual?

Liam: Bawk! No, I did not read the manual!

It was a bunch of chicken scratches!

Legal position statement --

manufacturer cannot be held

liable for user error,

Corollary -- purchased unit was unique prototype,

No replacement exists,

Liam: So what am I supposed to do? Ba-awk!

Tennyson's goofy friend has it now!

Designate Tennyson?

Recalculating,

Six retrieval units are available,

Taydens per hour,

Liam: Bawk!

I can't afford that!

Recalculating,

Three for ,

Liam: Bawwww-- Okay,

Three should be enough, Bawk,

I got a guy over here who might help me out,

Thunderpig! [ snorts ]

Liam: Bawwwwk! How'd you like to do me a solid?

Astrodactyl: [ whistles ] Come on, Clyde! Land that thing!

Aaaaaah! Oooh-oooh!

Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!

Whoa! [ grunts ]

Excuse me! Totally my fault!

I'm sorry!

Unh!

Oonh!

Oonh! Oonh! Oonh!

Oof!

Astrodactyl: [ squawks ]

[ chuckling ] Whoa!

Not a scratch! Sweet!

Liam: There better not be a scratch!

Ba-kaaaaaawk!

[ computer beeping ]

Magister, are you all right?

[ thud ] I,,, I'm fine, Plumber,

I just need to,,,you know, sit down for,,,a minute,

[ groans ] Ohh! Whew!

I still feel chilly,

I don't see how you poor things can work in this icebox,

Now, let me turn the heat up some more,

Mm-hmm, [ whirring ]

Oh, there, Now, isn't that better?

Uh,,,yes, ma'am,

Liam: Robots -- braaawk!

Do your thing!

Astrodactyl: [ squawking ]

Whoo-wee, Rook!

You're like,,,an alien samurai elf,,,with fur!

Hey! There's no call for that!

Liam: Bawk! Well, big deal!

You do not scare Thunderpig and Liam!

[ Omnitrix powers down ] Ben: Really?

'Cause I've beaten you guys an awful lot of times,

It's okay, Ben, Like mama always says,,,

[ beep ] [ high-pitched ] ,,,you don't

need superpowers to take care of chickens,

Rook: His mother always says that?

Ben: Yeah, just,,,let it go, Rook,

Liam: Bawk! Okay, now you're creeping me out! Bawk!

Seriously, will you stop r--

[ coos, clucks softly ]

[ squeals ] You -- you're some kind of,,,wizard!

[ snorts ] [ squealing ]

[ snorting ] [ squeals ]

Rook: Should we go after them?

Ben: Oh, come on, It's just Liam,

Besides, we've got bigger problems,

Liam: [ snoring, clucking ]

Wake up, my feathered friend!

Liam: W-w-what? What? What? W-where am I?

Thunderpig is bowing out, Nobody said anything about going up against a wizard!

[ squeals ] [ speed-dialing ]

Liam: Hey! Tennyson and his friends blew up your crummy robots! Bawk!

Now what am I supposed to do?!

Bonus offer -- there is an optional accessory for the

Mark Five Nanoshift-Enabled

Exoarmor that might prove,,, useful,

Exoarmor and expansion packs sold separately,

Liam: [ groans ] How much?

[ slurps ]

No way!

I'm not giving you the Cincotrix!

Ben: Come on, Clyde! That thing is dangerous,

It should be in the vault at Plumber Headquarters,

But it's just like when you found the Omnitrix,

What would you have done if somebody tried to take it from you?

Ben: That's totally different!

For one, I couldn't take off

the Omnitrix, and number two,

Ben Tennyson doesn't go around wrecking stuff!

[ screech! ]

Oh, come on!

Rook: Perhaps if you read the

online manual included with every Techadon product,

you could better control the Cincotrix,

[ scoffs ] Who reads manuals?

Anyways, I'm pretty much an expert at the Cincotrix now,

[ beep ]

See?

Armor,

Pursuit,

Flight,

[ muffled ] Submarine mode, Sweet!

Rook: He is getting pretty good at that,

W-w-w-whoa!

[ people screaming ]

Ben: Okay, Clyde, we get it,

I-I'm not doing it, I-I didn't even touch it, I swear,

Liam: Now, this is more like it!

[ laughs, clucks ]

So long, Tennyson!

You guys! I can't make it stop!

Whoa!

[ beep ]

Diamondhead: Cut it out, Clyde, I don't want to hurt you,

I'm not doing it! T-t-the armor's possessed or something! Aah!

Liam: Bawk! Fine!

If I can't blast Tennyson, I'll just destroy the city!

Braawk! Look out, people of Bellwood!

No!

Diamondhead: I think my cousin's lost it,

Rook: Whatever is going on, we need to minimize the damage,

Whoo-wee! That's pretty much the tallest building I've ever seen!

Ain't nothing like that back home!

Whoa,

That Rook has some awesome moves!

[ screams ]

Diamondhead: I'm not kidding around, Clyde!

You've got to stop this right now!

I told you, cousin Ben --

The armor's moving by itself! Whoa! Wh-o-oa!

Diamondhead: I'll try to steer him to the outskirts of town,

You call HQ for backup,

Rook: Rook to HQ! Code red!

Clyde Fife is destroying the downtown area!

Rook? Sweetie? Is that you?

Rook: Aunt Vera? Where is the duty Plumber?

Oh, Elliot's right here,

But he's enjoying some caramel prune fudge at the moment,

[ gags ] Now, I'm sure Clyde can't be

causing that much trouble, He's a good boy,

Max: Vera?! Why are you answering the comm?

And why is it so darn hot in here?

It was chilly, so I turned up the thermostat just a little,

Max: Where's Patelliday?

[ gasps ]

[ groans ] Max: He's dangerously dehydrated,

We need to get him into the infirmary,

[ radio chirps ] Rook: HQ, we need immediate backup!

Clyde is destroying the city!

[ laughing ] Oh! Clyde's just a little high-spirited,

I remember when a certain Maxy Waxy --

Max: Darn it, Vera! We're not kids anymore!

You're interfering with the operation of a Plumber base!

I want her confined to quarters until this is over,

Ohh! But -- but -- but -- but, Maxy!

Max: All units to these coordinates,

We need to contain Clyde Fife,

Diamondhead: As long as my power holds out, I think I can keep him contained here,

[ Omnitrix powers down ] Ben: Aah!

[ grunts ]

I had to open my big mouth,

Liam: Ba-kawk! Yes!

[ laughs, clucks ]

Just call me the guy who destroyed Ben !

[ laughs, clucks ]

Hey, Ben?

You should probably move,

Ben: [ grunts ]

Sweet! Just like a -D movie!

Max: [ amplified ] Give it up, son,

You're not getting out of this circle,

I keep telling you guys -- I'm not doing it! Gosh!

Ben: It's some kind of a*t*matic pilot or something,

Rook: There must be a way to deactivate it,

Look in the manual, It should be a button with a triangle,

Three whole pages?! Aw, man!

Do you mind? I'm trying to read here!

Ben: Clyde? Read faster!

[ beep ]

Uh, "to restore manual control, rotate the" --

Well, uh, why didn't they just say so in the first place?

[ beeping ] It's okay! I'm back in control!

feedback: Sorry about this, cuz,

I said I was back in control!

Cut that out, will ya?!

Max: Cease fire!

feedback: [ sniffs ] Wait!

I smell,,,a radio signal,,,

coming from over there!

Liam: Uh-oh! Ba-baaaa-aaaawk!

[ clucking ] Back off, Tennyson! Ba-awk!

Or I'll -- I'll take over the armor again!

Only, this time, I'll make sure your friend doesn't survive!

[ laughs, clucks ] feedback: I don't think you're gonna do that,

Liam: Oh, yeah? [ scoffs ]

Why do you think I won't -- [ coos, snores ]

'Cause like Mama always says,,,

[ high-pitched ] You don't need superpowers

to take care of chickens,

[ Omnitrix powers down ]

Ben: Nice superhero-ing, Clyde ,

Max: Vera, I, uh,,,

I'm sorry about raising my voice to you earlier,

I was just upset,

No, I apologize,

I came blustering into your workplace and tried to help

when it wasn't needed,

You're a grown man now, but I

guess I still think of you as my

[ voice breaking ] "Maxy Waxy,"

Max: I used to get so mad

when you called me that,

But now,,,

Well, I'm just glad I've got a

big sister who shares those childhood memories,

No matter what, I'll always be your Maxy Waxy,

Ooh! Mm!

Ben: You know, Clyde, you were pretty good with that Cincotrix,

Maybe you've got what it takes to be a superhero after all,

Nah, I don't want to be a superhero anymore,

I'm gonna go to the Plumber

Academy and learn totally sweet

skills, like Rook!

I'm keeping this baby, though,

'Cause rule number one -- you got to be ready for anything,

[ elevator whirs ] Ben: Well, I learned one

interesting thing from that visit,

Max: What's that, Ben? Ben: Apparently, Clyde's mom

says a lot of totally weird stuff,

Max: [ chuckling ] Yes, Ben,

Yes, she does,

♪ Ben ♪

♪ Ben ♪

♪ Ben ♪

♪ Ben ♪