02x01 - The Transmogrification of Eunice

[bunniefuu]

Save yourself some
embarrassment, Kevin.

Conceive my speed!

Are you kidding me, Tennyson?

I'm still in second gear.

You guys act like a

couple of -year-olds.

-year-olds can't

drive.

Neither can you,

grandma!

Want to make this

interesting?

Last one to the campsite has to

do the cooking.

You're on.

I want pancakes.

Is this really

necessary?

Yes. Unless you want

to skip camping and... I don't

know... go do something fun

instead.

You know Ben can't go

anywhere without being swamped

by fans.

If we're gonna have a vacation,

this is it.

Not gonna happen,

Tennyson.

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Looks like an escape pod.

I think something's in

there.

I don't recognize the

design.

Careful.

Whatever's inside might be

disoriented and dangerous.

Or beautiful.


You don't remember

anything?

Not before I woke up and met

the three of you.

I don't sense any

injuries.

Yeah, she looks pretty

healthy to me, too.

Ow! What?!

I'm glad you're okay.

Do you maybe remember your name?

Unit...

Eunice?

Eunice?

Hello.

Maybe we should call

her the vermin whisperer.

We should cut this trip short

and head back, turn her over to

the plumbers.

You'll do anything to

avoid camping, won't you.

She's an alien.

We should get her to someone who

can help her.

Is it okay if I stay with you

for a while?

Of course you can.

You have to go.

Tie-breaker?

If she wants to stay,

who are we to say no?

Maybe we can help you

get your memory back.

I've got some extra

clothes you can borrow.

You're drooling, dude.

This is gonna be fu-u-n.

A minute ago, you were

trying to get out of camping and

now it's gonna be fun?

Are you working some kind of

angle?

Gwen, I know it's

important to you that we all

spend some quality time

together.

I want what you want.

If you're working some

angle, so help me, I am gonna

hurt you.

So, how do you do that

thing with the animals?

I don't know.

I don't know anything.

This must all seem so strange to

you.

You'd be surprised.

I'm sorry for tagging along.

I hope I'm not intruding.

You're not.

You're fun to be around.

I am?

I'm fun, even though I don't

have a memory?

It'll come back.

Don't force it.

Anyway, you're more fun than

Kevin.

I'm right here, dude.

I brought some stuff to

make batter.

If we're lucky, we're having a

fish fry tonight.

We're going to capture fish

and eat them?

I can't do that.

I'm sorry.

It's fine.

It's good.

You remember that you're a

vegetarian.

Aah! Aah! Unh!

Then grandpa Max said to

Gwen, "that's why I ride

sidesaddle."

That's not how it

happened.

It's funnier, the way I

told it.

And you come out of it

looking better.

Do I?

How about that?

Where are you going?

I'm going to take Eunice

to see the view of the ravine.

May I have a word with

you?

In private?

Squirrels... nothing

but tree rats.

What do you think

you're doing?

Talking.

I'm not allowed to talk to her?

Forget it, Tennyson.

She's way too good-looking for

you.

Not the point.

What about Julie?

She was only a little

too good-looking for me.

Just barely in your

range, but okay.

That's not what I mean,

and you both know it.

Julie broke up with me.

No, she said you might

as well be broken up.

Same difference.

-to- .

Majority rules.

Don't wait up.

You're lucky to have your

grandpa.

I don't even know if I have a

family.

I wonder if anyone's looking for

me.

Of course people are

looking.

They miss you.

I'd miss you.

You're not very good at

flirting.

How would you know?

You have total memory loss.

True.

But I wasn't born yesterday.

Sorry.

Won't happen again.

I said it was awful.

I didn't say stop.

I might be lost.

Stay here.

I'm gonna climb higher, see if I

can spot the ravine.

Okay, Eunice, we're a little

west of where I thought we w...

Eunice!

Armodrillo!

Hang on!

I'm coming!

Wait. What?

How did you do that?

I didn't do anything.

I just knew it wasn't going to

hurt me.

It's weird, isn't it?

You didn't think it was

weird when I turned into a

-foot-tall alien?

I figured you'd explain it to

me later.

Fair enough.

Come on.

The ravine is up this way.

Empty.

I can find it with my scanner.

But it looks like I won't need

to.

It's not far now.

I know I said that before.

Have you ever seen anything

more beautiful?

How do you do that?

I don't know.

The animals just...

Not just that.

How do you make it all seem

so...Natural?

Want to pet him?

Does it bite?

No.

I'm pretty sure that bear you

were going to fight for me does,

though.

That's different.

If you want to be scared of

the bunny, I won't judge.

Sunder!

Tennyson.

If I'd known it was you, there

wouldn't have been a warning

sh*t.

Guess that's where you

made your first mistake.

Spidermonkey!

You tried that move

the last time.

Or have you forgotten?

Oh, I didn't

forget.

I was setting you up for this!

Ultimate spidermonkey:

Ultimate spidermonkey!

Never did get even

with you for sending me to the

null void.

Get

even?

You cut my hand off.

Stop whining.

You got it back.

Hyah!

We

already settled this.

The Ultimatrix is mine.

You think this is

about the watch?

If

you're not after the Ultimatrix,

then what...

Eunice.

Stay away!

You're coming with

me.

Now!

Aah!

Hot!

Well, that's

inconvenient.

Stay out of this,

Tennyson.

You don't understand what you're

dealing with.

Come on.

Offer still stands.

Answer is still no.

The guy puts up the tent!

Speaking of things that

take too long, where are Ben and

Eunice?

Probably watching the

stars.

Girls like that, right?

What's the problem?

This weekend was

supposed to be the three of us,

not the three of us plus Ben's

new girlfriend.

Ease up.

It's hard enough for her without

all the pressure from you.

Pressure?

You're treating her

like a fifth wheel.

Wasn't that long ago I was the

one trying to fit in with you

and your cousin, so be nice.

What?

Sometimes you make

sense.

Where's Eunice?

Man, you cannot keep a

girlfriend.

Sunder att*cked us in

the forest.

We got separated.

She's wearing my extra

clothes.

I can track her.

This way.

Although I can't imagine how she

got way up here.

Oh, she can absorb

animal powers.

She was jumping like feet

high.

Okay, too much we

don't understand.

We find her and make her talk.

What happened to "be

nice to her"?

Sunder only goes after

rare and precious objects.

He wouldn't be here unless

Eunice has something he wants.

Come here often?

You've all been so nice to

me.

And now I've brought you into

this.

What is "this"?

What does sunder want from you?

I honestly don't know.

I've been trying to remember,

but I can't.

Maybe something from

your ship?

Could be.

When we found you, I'm pretty

sure you weren't carrying

anything.

Kevin...

I want to know who I am.

I'm scared, and I don't know if

I should be.

You should definitely

be scared.

NRG!

Where do you think

you're going?

You want to know who

you are?

I can tell you.

I can even take you home.

You can?

Eunice!

Stay away from him!

Don't you want to

know who you are?

Or, rather, what?

Eunice.

He turned Eunice into

an Omnitrix core?

What did you do?

My job.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have

a delivery to make.

Sunder!

Cannonbolt!

Catch up when you can.

What did you do?

Dizzy...

Like it?

I picked it up on Galvan Prime.

You really thought

you could b*at me?

Well, yes.

Last mistake you'll

ever make.

He'll make plenty more

mistakes.

That didn't come out right.

What are you doing?!

Looking for a switch

on this thing.

If it looks like

an Omnitrix...

What...Am I?

You belong to me!

I don't belong to anybody!

Who am I?

Where do I come from?

Where are my parents?

You have no parents.

You're a thing, a machine.

Liar!

Wallowing in the mud.

Why am I not surprised?

Azmuth, what are you

doing here?

Attending to trivialities

that should have been easily

handled by my proxy.

I'm sorry, sir.

I-I just needed more time.

As if you're a match for

Tennyson.

Don't take it

personally.

You're a buffoon!

Once again involving yourself in

matters that are none of your

concern!

Eunice is my concern.

Eunice?

Is that what you've been calling

the Unitrix?

Unitrix?

Is that my name?

You know who I am?

You are a unitrix, one of my

early prototype models of the

Omnitrix.

"Uni" as in "one"

instead of "omni" meaning "all."

Indeed.

Originally, I planned to create

a separate device to store the

DNA of each species.

So, when I cut my hand

opening the space pod...

it sampled your DNA,

randomized it, and created

Eunice.

So, basically, you

lost your doohickey and hired

sunder to find it.

A wasted effort.

And after going to all the

bother of freeing him from the

null void.

What happens to me now?

You go back into storage.

No, please.

You can't just store a

human being.

She's not human.

She's a construct.

No more alive than any of your

transformations.

She's not real.

Who are you to say

that?!

My transformations are real, and

she's way more human than you

are!

The unitrix is dangerous.

I can't let her roam around

unsupervised.

I'm sorry, Ben.

I'll fight you, azmuth.

I believe you would.

Very well, unitrix... Eunice.

Come with me.

We'll find you someplace safe to

live.

I can always use more help

tending primus.

Thank you for letting me go

camping with you.

Anytime.

You did me a favor.

If you hadn't shown up, there

was talk about making smores.

Goodbye, Ben.

Goodbye.

Do I still get paid?

What did she give you?

Something beautiful.

BY MUNTASIR.