02x05 - Grudge Match

[bunniefuu]

uhh...
Ohh...

ohh!
you are one sorry sight,
rockhead.

that's diamondhead, and
speaking of sorry sights, have
you looked in the mirror lately?

it's payback time for turning
me into a freak.
you were always a freak,

Kevin.
It's just now the ugly is also
on the outside.

diss me all you want.
I'm still times better than
you.

I've got all your powers plus
my own.
I'm kevin .

too bad each one of those is
only a tenth as powerful as
mine.

Eww. Gwen is right.
This stuff is gross.
arrgh!

Ha ha!
Arrgh!
Ha ha ha!

Huh?
uhh...
Ben?

¶ it started

When an alien device
did what it did
and stuck itself upon his wrist

With secrets that it hid
now he's got super powers
he's no ordinary kid

He's ben
so if you see him
you might be in

For a big surprise
he'll turn into an alien
before your very eyes

He's funny, freaky
fast, and strong
he's every shape and size

He's ben
armed with powers
he's on the case

Fighting off evil
from earth or space
he'll never stop

Till he makes them pay
'cause he's the baddest kid
to ever save the day

Ben ¶
rrgh! Oh.
What happened?

Where am i?
presenting our newest
challenger from planet earth.

challenger?
Easy now. You look upset.

Rrgh!
time to play can opener.

this one has spirit.
you want a piece of me?

I eat wimps like you for
breakfast.
You want some more?

ha ha ha!
sadistic, cruel, merciless--

True gladiator material.
did i mention that i didn't
want to fight?

a human.
resourceful

And a crowd pleaser.
I'll make a handsome profit from
these two.

you.
what is up with sending me to
this freaky place?

i had nothing to do with
this.
if you didn't, then who did?

ok. I definitely do not like
that.
hey, hands off.

Ugh! Aah!
ungh!
Ohh...

Where are we?
Sorry i asked.
We've got to find a way off this

Ship and back home.
this is your home now.
Escape is impossible.

we have all been taken from
our native worlds and forced to
fight for our lives for the

Entertainment of the galaxy.
ugh!
This is all your fault.

how can this be my fault?
i don't know.
It just is.

meal time.
ugh, thanks.

I had purple slop for lunch.
you should eat before teknorg
demands his offering.

who's teknorg?
the reigning champion.
You would be wise to show

Respect.
wow. Major disrespect.
You gonna take that from him?

look. I don't want to--uhh.
ha ha ha!
ok. That's it.

You want to fight?
Try picking on someone your
own size.

this human is full of
surprises.
Bring them to me.

hey.
i am slicks thigma.
This is the megacruiser.

Everything on this ship belongs
to me, including you.
i don't belong to nobody,

Slick, you sark.
i speak. You listen.
These eyes see everything on

This ship, and these hands
control everything on this ship,
and i have decided that your

Relationship will make you an
entertaining team in the arena.
team?

No!
I'm not going around tied to
this loser.

you took the words right out
of my mouth, freakazoid.
your fates are now linked.

If one of you should happen to
expire, the shackles will ensure
the other does, as well.

Now, your next opponent awaits.
there's only room for one
champion here--me.

nice move, moron.
give it a rest, kev.

This is both our problem.
huh?

great.
Now i'm stuck with a stupid
piece of dead weight, but not

For long.
remember the whole "your
fates are now linked" speech?

It was only, like, two minutes
ago.
Yaah!

Uh! Uh! Ow!
Aah! Aah!
Yow! Aah!

Ohh...
Huh?
oh, gee, i'm sorry.

Did that hurt?
rrgh!
ooh! Ow!

Hey, you did that on purpose.
duh.

boos?
No one boos teknorg.
Teknorg is champion.

let's get some distance
between us and him while he's
distracted.

Uh!
you're not the boss of me,
puke bag.

hey, if we're gonna stay
alive, we have to work together.
why would i want to work with

You?
You're useless.
I can take care of this goof

Myself.
you were saying?
that's it.

Mix stinkfly goo with heatblast
fireballs.
what for?

just do it. Trust me.
cool.

if you use your powers in
combinations, they make up for
not being full power.

Ok. For example, xlr 's speed
plus fourarms' strength plus
diamondhead invulnerability

Equals--
one mean punch.

uh!
presenting our new champion.

oh, yeah.
That's right.
Who's bad?

you are so pathetic.
now, finish him off.
gladly.

kevin, no.
that's it.
It's go time...Again.

yaah!
Uh!

mercy?
What a novel concept.
Prepare for galactic hyperjump.

I need to recruit some new blood
worthy of our champions.
nice to finally get a little

Respect around here.
Thanks for letting him live,
dipstick.

you bested the best, then
spared my life.
Now you are my master.

actually, it was all my idea.
i don't want to be your
master.

I just want to get back to
earth.
even if you could free your

Collar and escape, the ship will
soon be traveling to a new
galaxy.

there must be some way to get
to the guards' collar controls.
we have all tried.

None of us are powerful enough
to overtake them.
maybe not alone, but if we

All work together...
oh, i can't take it anymore.
I got to get off of this ship

Now.
stop him.
He's out of control.

the shock collars.
They're disabled.
all it takes is a short

Circuit and a little gray
matter.
eh, get over yourself, short

Stuff.
A monkey could have done what
you did.

then why didn't you?
freedom!
come on.

just when i'm starting to
have some fun.
the controls to the emergency

Escape pods should be somewhere.
That slicks guy said he
controls everything on this ship

From here.
actually, that's not quite
accurate.

What i said was these hands
control everything on this ship,
including them, and unlike you,

They have no problem finishing
off their opponents.
i told you, these eyes see

Everything, and so will
everybody else,
but your demise will not be the

Opening act.
Theirs will.


if we're going down...
we're going down fighting.
nice teamwork.

if you try to hug me, you're
gonna get sli--

what do you think of this?
ease up.

We still need him to release the
escape pods.
i am done listening to you.

this is not part of the show.
I command you to stop.
Stop.

Stop.
wait a minute.
Of course.

Uh!
Kevin, wait.
yaah!

What?
i said wait.
how did you--

this guy doesn't just operate
the control console.
He is the control console, and

Now i control everything on this
ship.
well, goody goody for you.

So long as i'm not tied up to
your ugly butt anymore.
initiating intergalactic

Hyperjump launch.
whoa, i didn't do that, and i
can't override it.

you don't have as much
control over me as you thought.
we must get to the escape

Pods before we blast off to the
next galaxy.
need a hand...Or ?

All of you, take the escape
pods back to your home planets.
You, too.

no. My life belongs to you.
and i'm giving it back.
Go now.

oh, man. Not yet.
you little human meat bag.
Nobody controls slicks thigma.

Nobody.
kevin?
You saved my life?

sure.
Why do you think i wasted all my
time helping all these other

Losers?
I just wanted the pleasure of
waxing you myself.

your lapdog teknorg isn't
here to help you this time.
Oh, and thanks for the tips

On combining my powers.
come on.
Please work, just this once.

don't bother trying to dial
in another alien.
I know all your powers inside

And out.
oh, yeah?

I don't think you've been
introduced to cannonbolt.
hold still, creep.

new game.
It's called dodgeball.
Come on. Come on.

Teknorg, i thought you
escaped.
i told you, my life belongs

To you.
looks like we're even.
so i'm a lapdog, am i?

uh!
ben, are you all right?
We were looking all over for

You.
Where have you been?
long story.

You ok?
i'll live.
What happened to kevin?

he found somebody new to play
with.
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