01x03 - Hit 'Em Where They Live

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Sub by Adri_CSI

My daughter-in-law is not a

Target.

You got that?

[ grunting ]

[ panting ]

[ grunting ]

max: [ sighs ]

That's nine down.

Who knows how many more to go.

I've got to find some way to

Stop this insanity...

Before it's too late.

rath: [ groans ]

Let me tell you something,

Rojo -- nobody robs a train when

Rath is on the job!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

kevin: [ grunts ]

rath: Ow!

gwen: No thanks necessary.

rath: That works out nice for

Both of us.

kevin: This is the part where

You give up.

rojo: Next time, losers!

rath: Ain't gonna be no

Next time, rojo!

gwen: Nice sh*t!

rath: I was kind of aiming at

Her head.

gwen: Ben!

ben: All's well that ends

Well.

Anyway, this is our stop.

My adoring public awaits.

gwen: Just have to have

Your minute in the spotlight,

Don't you?

ben: Jealous?

is it true you're dating

Jennifer nocturne?

what is that?

ben: Oh, not now.

What was so important it

Couldn't wait until after my

Interview?

max: Your newfound fame is

The problem.

gwen: How?

max: Ever since the world

Found out about your powers, a

Lot of your old enemies have

Come crawling out of the

Woodwork, hoping to get revenge

By hurting those close to you.

ben: Like who?

I haven't seen anyone.

max: And I was hoping to keep

It that way.

So far, I've been able to deal

With them without your folks

Knowing what's going on.

But now, well, I can't do this

Alone anymore.

gwen: You should never have

Been alone, grandpa.

You should have let us help.

ben: All you had to do was

Tell us.

max: You kids have enough

To worry about.

gwen: This isn't right.

There's supposed to be rules.

Family is off-limits.

kevin: If that's how they

Want to play it, fine.

One of those creeps comes after

Our families, we put them down.

Permanently.

gwen: Meaning what?

kevin: Yoknow exactly what

I mean.

max: At first, I thought the

att*cks were random, but I was

Wrong.

They're organized.

ben: Organized? By who?

Gonna be here.

charmcaster: Well, he's not.

And I don't know about you,

Vulkanus, but I don't wait

Around for anybody.

Zombozo.

zombozo: My apologies,

Charmcaster.

I'm usually quite punctual, but

I got a bit caught up in my

Work.

Good help is so hard to find.

Particularly if you carefully

Bury the remains.

vulkanus: Yeah, yeah, we get

It.

You're creepy and dangerous.

That hasn't gotten your people

Any closer to tennyson's family.

zombozo: True, and that's why

I've asked you here.

I'm taking matters into my own

Hands.

I need the best at my back, and

That's you two.

vulkanus: So, what do we do

Now?

Every time anybody att*cks

Tennyson's home, they're beaten.

charmcaster: Then the answer

Is simple.

We don't att*ck them at home.

We wait until they're not

Expecting us.

zombozo: That's it exactly,

Charmcaster.

Now we're finally thinking like

A team.

[ laughing evilly ]

ben: Everything okay?

my body and spirit are in

Total balance, son.

[ gasps ]

Well, my spirit is in total

Balance.

Why do you keep asking me if I'm

Okay?

Is everything okay with you?

ben: Me? Uh, sure.

It's just...

I, uh -- I hear there's this

Nasty, uh, uh, flu going around

And...

[ engine turns over ]

Hey, where's dad going?

uh, carl is going to pick up

A new grow lamp.

Why?

ben: Does he really need to

Go?

unless you want the plants to

Die.

[ gasps ]

[ tires screeching ]

What next?

zombozo: See?

What did I tell you?

Pretty easy to take down now.

So, who wants first cr*ck at

Him?

ben: Only way to get to him,

Ugly, is by going through us.

zombozo: Nice entrance.

Your exit's going to be even

Better.

[ laughs evilly ]

kevin: That's not seltzer.

charmcaster: I've waited a

Long time for a rematch, gwen.

gwen: Careful what you wish

For.

charmcaster: Vitalis eruptum!

gwen: [ gasps ]

[ grunting ]

vulkanus: You're out of

Your league.

ben: Tell it to...

[ beeping ]

swampfire: ...Swampfire!

vulkanus: [ screams ]

gwen: [ straining ]

zombozo: Hey...

That's not funny.

Mine's bigger than yours.

kevin: Hey, clown, laugh this

One off!

[ ground quakes ]

[ birds squawking ]

zombozo: That's it, g*ng.

We're leaving.

charmcaster: Not before I put

Her down.

zombozo: You'll get your

Chance -- I promise.

[ expl*si*n ]

gwen: Got to give him credit.

He really improved his bag of

Tricks.

ben: We've fought him before?

Really?

gwen: Yes, you used to be

Afraid of clowns.

Don't you remember?

ben: Huh.

Doesn't ring a bell.

We fight a lot of people.

kevin: Scared of clowns?

Priceless.

ben: Right now I'm scared

That dad...

gwen: Never even knew he was

In danger.

[ engine turns over ]

ben: And I'm going to keep it

That way.

vulkanus: So much for

Teamwork.

charmcaster: I could have

Finally finished gwen off, if

You'd just let me.

I'm better off on my own.

zombozo: No, no, no.

You're looking at this

Completely the wrong way.

vulkanus: Yeah?

Well, how should we look at it?

zombozo: We learned a great

Deal from that battle.

I finally know exactly how to

Put an end to tennyson and

Company.

charmcaster: We're listening,

Clown.

zombozo: Have either of you

Ever heard the term "divide and

Conquer"?

[ laughs evilly ]

not that I don't enjoy your

Company, gwen, but you really

Didn't have to come along with

Me.

gwen: We don't spend nearly

Enough time together,

Aunt sandra.

I wouldn't have missed this for

The world.

you have a warm spirit, gwen.

Here. Let me have those.

charmcaster: I'll happily let

You have it.

Not what you meant, right?

gwen: Stay behind me,

Aunt sandra.

I'll keep you safe.

I'm the adult here.

I should --

...Stay behind my super-powered

Niece.

Carry on!

charmcaster: She's just one

Girl!

Can't you useless piles do

Anything right?

gwen: We've done this dance

Before, remember?

It never ends well for you.

charmcaster: Third time's the

Charm.

gwen: Your old power-draining

Trick won't work this time.

I'm way better at magic than I

Used to -- huh?

zombozo: You really ought to

Watch where you're going, missy.

gwen: [ groaning ]

zombozo: If they ain't

Careful, a person can get hurt.

gwen: [ groaning ]

zombozo: Come on.

We got what we came for.

charmcaster: I haven't.

Not yet.

zombozo: Got a one-track

Mind, don't you?

But that ain't what we're here

For.

vulkanus: Got her, boss.

zombozo: Then we are out of

Here!

gwen, help.

gwen: [ panting ] aunt...

Sandra.

You lost her?!

You were supposed to protect

Her.

gwen: I tried, ben. I'm...

I'm sorry.

ben: "sorry" doesn't get my

Mother back.

kevin: Cut her some slack.

She feels bad enough.

ben: It's not your mother

They kidnapped.

kevin: If it was, I wouldn't

Stand here blaming people -- I'd

Go get her back!

ben: I-I'm sorry, gwen.

gwen: We'll find her.

kevin: How?

Tracking device, gwen's spells?

ben: She was taken by

Zombozo.

So I know exactly where to look.

Be careful.

They've got to be expecting us.

kevin: If this is the right

Place.

Just because he's a clown

Doesn't mean --

Okay.

gwen: They know we're here.

ben: This is a maze.

We should split up.

We can cover more ground that

Y.

gwen: Really?

Split up so they can take us out

One at a time?

Great plan.

ben: Whoever finds them first

Calls the rest of us.

No heroics.

kevin: Never crossed my mind.

gwen: Kevin, we're here to

Rescue my aunt, not take the law

Into our own hands.

Got it?

kevin: Unfortunately, yeah.

We'll do this your way.

[ scream in distance ]

ben: Mom?!

How is this supposed to be fun?

kevin: Used to love carnival

Rides.

Now they just make me sick.

charmcaster: You have

Precisely the same effect on me.

kevin: Where's ben's ma?

charmcaster: Where's gwen?

kevin: Probably busy kicking

One of your buddies' butts.

Kind of like what I'm gonna do

To you.

[ electricity crackles ]

charmcaster: Talk is cheap.

zombozo: Ladies and gentlemen

And victims of all ages, welcome

To the final act.

I promise it'll be a k*ller.

[ laughs evilly ]

ben: Shouldn't try to sneak

Up on someone in a hall of

Mirrors.

[ beeping ]

big chill: Big chill!

Where's my mother, vulkanus?

vulkanus: Where you'll never

Find her.

[ trolls laughing ]

Assuming you even live long

Enough to try.

kevin: Not a very good sh*t.

charmcaster: Don't have to

Be.

[ ground cracking ]

[ rock monsters growl ]

I cheat.

gwen: Where's ben's mom?

zombozo: [ laughing ] oh.

Like I'd just tell you.

[ laughs evilly ]

gwen: You never were much of

A thr*at, clown.

zombozo: That was then,

Girlie.

This is now.

gwen: You'd hit a girl?

zombozo: Have we met?

gwen: [ grunts ]

[ growls ]

kevin: [ grunts ]

[ straining ]

Get...Off...Me!

charmcaster: Can't you clods

Do anything right?

kevin: What's the problem?

Can't you handle me yourself?

Come on. Try harder.

charmcaster: [ gasps ]

kevin: And gwen says I never

Take her anywhere fun.

gwen: [ straining ]

zombozo: Oh, gwenny, gwenny,

Gwenny, gwenny, you're wasting

Your strength.

My streamers are like steel.

So many ways to finish you.

What to do? Ooh, what to do?

[ beeping ]

ultimate big chill:

Ultimate big chill!

You're tough with an army behind

You, vulkanus.

But now it's just you, me, and

Fire so cold it burns.

vulkanus: Whoa!

This wasn't my idea.

If you want the lady back, I'll

Tell you where she is.

Please don't hurt --

ultimate big chill: For once,

Just stop talking!

vulkanus: Okay.

kevin: Nice work.

I took care of charmcaster.

ben: That means gwen's

With...

kevin: Come on!

zombozo: Scared?

gwen: Do your worst.

zombozo: Not that I need your

Permission, but that's exactly

What I had in mind.

See, this isn't just about

b*ating your cousin.

It's about making him suffer.

[ gasping ]

gwen: Aunt sandra!

gwen? Is that you?

Please help.

I don't know how long I can keep

My balance.

[ clock ticking ]

zombozo: About two minutes.

[ timer rings ]

After that, the rope will burn

Through.

gwen: [ straining ]

zombozo: How did you...?

gwen: You have no idea who

You're dealing with.

zombozo: We've seen what your

Cousin can do.

gwen: I'm not talking about

Him.

I want you to listen to me, then

Pass the word to every lowlife

You know.

If you want to come after ben or

Kevin or me, fine.

That's the life we chose.

zombozo: [ whimpering ]

gwen: I'm talking to you.

Look at !

Look at me!

As of right now, the tennyson

Family is off-limits!

zombozo: [ whimpering ]

gwen: If any of you ever

att*cks one of our loved ones

Or hurts one of our loved ones

Or even bumps into someone we

Love in the street, this is

What awaits you!

zombozo: [ gasping ]

[ screams ]

gwen: You sure you don't want

Any?

thank you, but processed

Sugar is poison.

gwen: Hey, guys.

ben: Gwen? Mom?

Are you all right?

I'm fine, dear.

Just a little concerned about

Gwen's diet.

kevin: Where's zombozo?

gwen: You don't have to worry

About him ane.

We...Came to an understanding.

aaaaaah!