02x04 - Blukic & Driba Go to Mr. Smoothy's

[bunniefuu]

[ crash ]

[ grunts ]

Get up, Trombipulor!

I've got you outnumbered...
Four Arms to two.

[ whirring ]

[ grunts ]

I came to Earth to find the
source of absolute power,

not to get into a street fight.

But there's no reason I can't do both.

[ trumpets ]

[ trumpets ]

[ trumpeting ]

Rook: [ gasps ]

Aah!

Both: Aah!

[ trumpets ]

[ grunts ]

Four Arms: Huh?

Mess with Trombipulor, you
get the tusks.

Four arms: [ grunts ]

[ trumpets ]

[ heavy footsteps ]

[ beep ]

[ trumpets ]

Rook: Plumber H.Q.!

We need immediate assistance!

I repeat ...
immediate assistance! This is a ...

[ silence ]

Driba, why can't we just buy
a new D holographic monitor?

You know how much that costs?

All we need to do is hack this
spare transponder into this monitor.

Isn't that the transponder
from the code-red alarm?

[ sighs ]

We only need the code-red
alarm if there's a Code Red.

I'll order a new one before
anything bad happens.

[ electricity crackles ]

[ static ]

[ warble ]

[ screech ]

Try another A.V. input.

[ beep ]

Smooth is smooth, but you

haven't had smooth until
you've had Mr. Smoothy's.

[ splat! ]

Mr. Smoothy's ...
where a kid can be... smooth.

Both: Smooooooth.

♪ Ben ♪

♪ he's a kid,
and he wants to have fun ♪

♪ but when you need a superhero,
he gets the job done ♪

♪ Ben ♪

♪ with a device that he wears on his arm ♪

♪ he can change his shape and
save the world from harm ♪

♪ when trouble's taking place ♪
♪ he gets right in its face ♪

♪ Ben ♪

♪ when lives are on the line ♪
♪ it's hero time ♪

♪ Ben ♪

Mr. Smoothy's ...
where a kid can be... smooth.

[ splat! ]

Both: Mr. Smoothy's!

Try our new grasshopper smoothie.
For a limited time only.

[ splat! ]

[ gasps ]

- Grasshopper smoothies?!
- We have to go.

We have to find out how
they get them so smooooooth.

[ alarm blaring ]

Max: Ben doesn't seem to be
making any headway.

If we're gonna take down
Trombipulor, we're gonna need

some specialized gear.
And I know just who can make it.

What the...
"Don't call us. We'll call U!"?

- Take us to Mr. Smoothy's!
- Uh... which way is that?

I thought you said
you knew where it was.

- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.

No, I didn't.

- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.

[ beeping ]

[ sighs ] No matter.

This GPS system is linked to the
Plumber satellite database.

It should find us the nearest
Mr. Smoothy's.

[ beeping continues ]

[ clears throat ]

I said "it should find us the
nearest Mr. Smoothy's"!

[ beeping continues ]

[ sniffing ]

Ben: [ panting ]

- Have you gotten through?
- Rook: Negative.

I have been unable to get
through to Plumber headquarters.

Recalculating.
Recalculating.

Rook: All I am receiving is
a map of the Mr. Smoothy's

locations in the Bellwood area.

Ben: ?!
I only know .

We'll worry about number later.

Humungousaur: 'Cause we're
taking this guy down first!

[ trumpets ]

Rook: Aah!

[ roars ]

[ trumpets ]

Humungousaur: Aah!

[ growls ]

[ laughs ]

Humungousaur: Aah!

You think you can stop me?
I'm Trombipulor ...

the galaxy's biggest evil genius ...
in height and weight.

[ slurping ]

You there!
With the smoothie!

Huh?

We're in a hurry,
and we need your help.

- This isn't gonna be weird, is it?
- Um... a little bit, yeah.

We're seeking a Mr. Smoothy's.

- Where is its nearest location?
- I don't know.

I got mine at the
Fruit 'n' Smoothie kiosk ... that way.

Bleaugh! Yuck!

The very idea of a non-Mr.
Smoothy's smoothie disgusts me!

Blukic, get us out of here.

[ engine revs ]

Mom was right.

I've been drinking too
many of these things.

[ heavy footsteps ]

[ sniffs ]

I can almost smell it ...

the rare Earth substance that
will grant me ultimate power!

If you two want to see what it
is, you'd better keep up.

[ trumpets ]

Driba, I don't recognize any
of these buildings.

I think we're lost.

Hmm.

Well, it's a good thing for you
that I always have a backup plan.

This, Blukic, is a
primitive piece of paper

that predates GPS technology.

Humans used to call it
"a map".

Mm.
So what does this "map" do?

Watch and learn.
We should be able

to decipher its markings and
get back to the main roads.

Uh-Huh.

If we follow this line, we
should hit the river, then we

can follow it back to downtown.

Why don't we just
follow this line?

That's not a line!
That's a fold in the paper!

- I knew that.
- No, you di...

Blukic? Who's driving?

[ horn blares ]

Both: Aah!

[ horn blares ]

Both: I don't want to die!

Aaaaaah!

[ grunts ]

Aah!

Yee!

Oof!

[ screech ]

[ chatters ]

[ owl hoots ]

[ groaning ]

[ grunts ]

[ clanging ]

That wasn't so bad.

[ gasps ]

Not... so bad?!
Ohh!

Our car is totaled, and we're lost!

It'll still fly.

Mm... I got to go.

You should have gone before
we left Plumber headquarters.

Shoulda, coulda, woulda.
I got to go.

Aliens were never meant
to go in Earth bushes!

- Why not?
- "Why not"?!

Complex physiological reasons.

What your alien wee causes some

kind of environmental catastrophe?

Not cool, Blukic.

Mnh-mnh. Not cool.

[ scoffs ]

Now I gotta go.

[ crash ]

What was that?

[ engine powering up ]

[ chatters ]

Huh?!

[ engine revs ]

Hmm.

Now, there's something you
don't see every day, Blukic.

Told you it could fly.

[ dog barks in distance ]

Are we there yet?

[ sighs ]

Will you stop asking
me that?! We're lost!

How am I supposed to know where

we're going and when
we're going to be there?!

- Just making chitchat.
- Well, don't!

Are we there yet?

[ groans ]

This night could not
get any worse!

[ crash ]

[ car alarm blaring ]

My minions have found
the secret substance.

I will not be denied ultimate power!

Both: Aaaaaah!

- Wasn't that Trombipulor?
- On Earth, too.

Figures that no one bothered to tell us.

We're always the last
to know about this.

- Ben Tennyson!
- Wait! It's us!

Ben: Huh?
Blukic and Driba?!

[ panting ]
We're lost.

Rook: No time! Trombipulor
is putting distance between us.

Ben: Stay put!

We'll have the Plumbers
come back and pick you up!

We got lucky.

If they'd found out we're on
an unauthorized Mr. Smoothy's

run, we'd get demoted to
Level science team.

Mnh-mnh!

I'm not going back to
telling simpletons how

to turn their computers
off and then on again.

[ shudders ]

- So... we wait?
- As long as it takes.

Could be minutes, could be hours.

Sure be nice if we had
something smooooooth to drink.

- We wait here!
- You're right.

Of course I'm right!

What if Mr. Smoothy's is on
the other side of that building?

Ooh, let's see.

[ rats squeaking ]

We're lost again.

We've been lost the entire
night, and now we don't even

know the way back to
where we were found.

And worse yet, we still don't
have our grasshopper smoothies!

[ hisses ]

[ yowls ]

It's an Earth cat!
He seems friendly.

[ yowls ]

- Very friendly.
- You thinking what I'm thinking?

Oh, I hope not.

Why are we doing this?

Because I'm tired of walking,
and because this cat knows the

way to get to Mr. Smoothy's.
See? He's nodding "yes."

That's its tail.

No, I'm pretty sure
that's its head.

[ yowls ]

Both: Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

[ foghorn blows ]

Aaaaaaah!

[ crash ]

[ grunts ]

I've never been so happy to be alive.

Don't be so dramatic.

You can't overreact to every little ...

Hey!
This isn't Mr. Smoothy's!

[ meows ]

[ meows ]

Cat took off in a hurry.
Wonder why.

A guilty conscience, no doubt.

Bad kitty!
Bad kitty!!

[ grunts ]

[ trumpets ]

Ben: [ grunts ]

[ pattering ]

My robot minions.
Terrifying, I know.

Designed by myself to be the most

fearsome-looking
creatures in the galaxy.

Ben: Mice are frightening?

[ mice chattering ]

Rook: Apparently.

You are persistent.
I'll give you that.

I didn't think you'd have the
fortitude to keep up with me.

Ben: We didn't have to keep up.

All we had to do was figure out
what you were after.

Aah!

Rook: When you mentioned
"ultimate power," I remembered

the shipment of plutonium the
Plumbers had been tracking.

Way Big: It was way obvious.

[ laughs ]

You think this is about
plutonium?

[ trumpets ]

Way Big: I did.

[ grunting ]

Way Big: Peanuts?
Coming to Earth, rampaging

through the city, robot minions...

this was all about peanuts?!

Is that what you call them?
Peanuts?

[ munching ]

Mmm! Roasted.

[ laughing ]

They are ultimate power!

[ splash ]

Mess with Trombipulor,
you get the tusks!

[ crash ]

Why would they think
Trombipulor is after plutonium?

Both: Mm-hmm.

They should've called us.

[ crash ]

[ mice chattering ]

Any chance backup is on its way?

[ chatters ]

[ chatters ]

Blukic!
You have to trust me!

Um, do I have to? Oh!

Aah!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

All we wanted was a Mr. Smoothy's!

Both: Aaaaaah!

[ trumpets ]

[ grunts ]

[ roars ]

[ tires screech ]

Rook: You need to take out
the peanut boat!

Way Big: Are you kidding me?!
I'm allergic!

I'll deal with the jumbo-sized jumbo.

You can handle the boat.

[ pattering ]

Rook: [ grunts ]

[ trumpets ]

Way Big: [ grunts ]

[ trumpets ]

[ grumbles ]

Something bothering you, Blukic?

Rope burn.
Really uncomfortable, you know?

- This has been a very strange day.
- Really? I hadn't noticed.

[ twanging ]

[ chatters ]

Now what do we do?

We probably just scream
"aah!" as we plummet to our doom.

Both: Aaaaaaah!

[ thud ]

We're alive!

[ roars ]

We're doomed.

Both: Aah!

[ trumpets ]

[ trumpets ]

Goop: Don't suppose you want
to surrender?

[ roars ]

No. Not when I can do this.

Goop: Whoa!

This is the second-worst time

I've ever been stuck in an
elephant's mouth.

No, it isn't!

Goop: Blukic? Driba?
Is that you?

No.

[ gasps ]

Ahh... ahh...

Ahhhh-choo!

[ beeping ]

[ crash ]

[ mice chattering ]

When we were in Trombipulor's

mouth, I had one of those
life-changing moments.

You know, that sounds very
nice, but we need to start running!

I'm tired of running.
We've been running all night.

You want a piece of me?!
Come and get a piece!

Plenty of Blukic for everybody!

Come on! Aah!

[ clang ]

[ scuffling ]

[ grunting ]

[ crash ]

[ groans ]

This is the exact same thing
that happened the last time you

got out of an elephant's mouth!

Ooh! Aah!
Aah!!

[ trumpets ]

[ grunts ]

[ beeping ]

[ gasps ]

Get away from me!

Echo Echo: Aw.

He's scared of things
that look like mice.

Can't believe anyone could be
scared of ...

Whoa! Aah!
Aah!

[ mice chattering ]

[ grunts ]

[ chatters ]

[ gasps ]

Driba!
[ panting ]

How are you staying on there?!

It's no harder than holding
on to a cat.

[ grunts ]

Yeah! I got one open!

Do you recognize any of the
components inside?

Yeah ... wire.

Unplug the wires one at a time.

If that doesn't work, try
swapping the connection points.

And if thdoesn't work, try
turning it off and then on again.

And hurry!
[ panting ]

Huh?
[ hisses ]

Aaaah!

Aah!
[ grunts ]

Blukic!

[ hisses ]

I see you.
Give me one second.

But I don't have a second!

[ crash ]

Told you it'd only be a second.

[ clank, whirring ]

[ chattering ]

You rewired the robots to
att*ck each other?

- Something like that.
- Show me what you did.

[ laughs ]

I'll give you credit, boss.

You gave me all I could handle.

But you were dreaming if you
thought you could b*at ...

[ mice chattering ]

[ gasps ]

My robots?

[ mice hissing ]

[ clanking ]

Echo Echo: What's
gotten into those robots?

att*ck!

[ pattering ]

[ high-pitched ]
Aah!

[ normal voice ]
Get away from me!

Rook: Trombipulor
is distracted, but I do

not see any way to stop
him. He is so giant.

Echo Echo: Yeah, including his ears.

[ trumpets ]

Echo Echo: [ screeching ]

[ trumpets ]

[ groans, trumpets ]

Echo Echo: Wall of sound!

[ trumpets ]

[ beeping ]

Ben: What made those robots
turn on each other like that?

[ sighs ]

If we had stuck around, we could

have seen exactly how much
trouble we're in.

This has been the worst night
of our lives, and we're probably

going to lose our little Plumber badges!

But we can't lose focus on
what's really important.

[ heavenly music plays ]

[ both gasp ]

Both: Mr. Smoothy's!

[ purring ]

Hey!
That cat did know the way here!

[ wind whistles ]

[ electricity powers down ]

Why does the universe hate
us, Driba?

Because the universe doesn't
care if we ever get our smoothies.

[ voice breaking ]
The universe just doesn't care!

Ben: [ clears throat ]

Anyone want to explain to me
what this is all about?

We wanted Mr. Smoothy's.

Like Icarus, we flew too
close to the sun, and just like

Icarus, we never got the smoothies.

- That was beautiful, Driba.
- No, it wasn't.

- Yes, it was.
- No, it wasn't!

Sorry ... we're closed.

Ben Tennyson?!
Didn't know it was you.

Ben: So, worth all the trouble?

[ slurping ]

Ohhhh! Worth it!

[ gulping ]

Worth it.

Ben: Good. 'Cause next
time, I'm coming with you guys.

Apparently, there's a rd
Mr. Smoothy's out there.

[ slurps ]