04x01 - Perfect Day

[bunniefuu]

Max: Rise and shine,
sleepyheads.

Ben: Hey, what's up with this
thing?
Gwen: Aah!

Ohh!
Ben:
Something tells me this is gonna

be a good day.
Max: Hope you guys are
hungry.

I've cooked up one of my
world-famous breakfasts.
Ben: Uh-oh, plug your nose

and kiss your taste buds
goodbye.

Ben: So, is this, like,
groundhog bacon and salamander
eggs?

Max:
Nope, nope.
Just good old American bacon and

eggs.
But I understand if it doesn't
sound good to you.

Ben:
Gwen:
Right in my face.

Good one, Ben.
Ben: Aren't you gonna freak
out or something?

Gwen: Why?
It was just a joke, right?
Come on, let's check out the tar

pits.
Ben: Nah, there's got to be
something more exciting going on

around here.

Oh, no.

What are we going to do?
I wish somebody could help
us.

Ben: Guess that'll do.

Sixsix and volcanus?
What are they doing here?
Ben: About to get their alien

butts kicked, that's what.
Going hero.

¶ It started when an alien
device did what it did ¶
¶ and stuck itself upon his

wrist with secrets that it hid ¶
¶ now he's got superpowers
¶ he's no ordinary kid

¶ he's Ben
¶ Ben
¶ so, if you see him, you

might be in for a big surprise ¶
¶ he'll turn into an alien
before your very eyes ¶

¶ he's slimy, creepy, fast, and
strong ¶
¶ he's every shape and size

¶ he's Ben
¶ Ben
¶ armed with powers, he's on

the case ¶
¶ fighting off evil from earth
or space ¶

¶ he'll never stop till he makes
them pay ¶
¶ 'cause he's the baddest kid to

ever save the day ¶
¶ Ben
¶ Ben

diamondhead: don't worry,

girls, I'm here --

oh!

Gwen: Ben, are you okay?

Diamondhead: You're worried

about me?

Did you get hit in the head or

something?


Gwen:
Diamondhead: You have a lot

to learn about school spirit.

This could get sticky.

Both:
Diamondhead: You're good to
go.

Yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
You're awesome.

And so cute.

Kai?
Gwen: Didn't she break your
heart after we b*at that

werewolf in the desert?
Diamondhead: Thanks for
reminding me.

Max: Hey, who's up for pizza
and games at pizza and play?
Ben: This day just keeps

getting better and better.

Oh, yeah, with everything going
on, I almost forgot to show you.
The omnitrix has been acting

really weird.
Max: Hmm.
Well, I wouldn't worry about it.

I'm sure it's nothing.
Ben: Really?

Whoa, "sumo slammer space wars."
This game isn't supposed to be
out for, like, a year.

I probably should return these,
shouldn't I?
Max: Nah, that truck's long

gone.
I say play away.
Ben: Could this day get any

better?
Max: There.

That should enhance your gaming
experience a bit.
Gwen: Want me to whip up some

snacks for you?
Ben: Sounds great, pukeface.
Gwen: Oh, Ben.

Ben: don't know why you guys
are being so nice...
But keep up the good work.

Gwen: Yo, mega dweeb, get off
your butt and follow us now.
Ben: Time to go hero?

Gwen: Duh.
I'd say so.
Ben: Then let's do it.

Sumo slammer!
I love this game.

Gwen: Ben, help!
Ben: Since when does it take
two people to make nachos?

Uh, what is going on?
Both: Ben, help!
They're fakes.

Ben: Hey, what's going on?
Max: We'll have to explain on
the way.

Get in.
Ben: Somebody better start

explaining, or I'm out of here.
Why are there two grandpas and
two Gwens?

Max: The others are fakes,
imposters created to keep an eye
on you.

Gwen: This all started with
you not having the best of days.
Things only got worse after a

sneak att*ck by the forever
knights.
Ben: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

If I was captured by the forever
knights, I think I'd remember.
Max: No, Ben, you wouldn't,

because they hooked you up to --
Ben: Look out!

Secure the area.
Move, move, move!

Ben: Lieutenant steel, what
are you doing?
Saving your Fanny.

Sorry for the drastic measures,
Ben, but if they saw us coming,
who knows what they would have

done to you.
Ben: Who are you talking
about?

Aah!
They're not your family, Ben.
They're limax -- alien

shape-shifters working for
vilgax.
Ben: But -- but they said the

other grandpa and Gwen were
fakes, and that the forever
knights were behind all this.

And you believed that load of
fertilizer?
Max: He's lying, Ben.

We're your real family.
You may have stopped my
minions, but you will not stop

me.

I hate to say "i told you
so," but --

Four arms: Yahhh!

You are messing with the wrong
kid, squid face.

The null void projector.
Now I will send you to that
wretched wasteland where you

sent me.

Four arms: Sorry, villy.
Looks like it's just not your
day.

Aaaahh!
Good.
Now, if you could just use that

little toy on our shape-shifting
friends, our work here will be
done.

Max: Ben, don't.
You have to listen to us.
Gwen: Forget it, grandpa.

Ben's too much of a lame
pukeface dim-witted doofus.
He can't even figure out that

vilgax would get the omnitrix
before he tried to send him into
the null void.

Four arms: Two one-way
tickets to alien storage coming
up.

Gwen: Ugh!

What are you doing?
Four arms: That Gwen is
telling the truth, which means

you must be lying.
How terribly clever of you.
Four arms: Enoch!

Then the forever knights are
behind everything.
Gwen: That's what we've been

telling you.
We needed to keep your mind
preoccupied while we remove the

omnitrix.
Having you believe this was the
perfect day was one way.

Now you will live your worst
nightmare.
Four arms: Nice trick, but

I'm still gonna kick your
tin-can butt.
Something tells me this day's

about to go downhill.
Max: Let's move.
Go ahead and run.

It will do you no good.
I control this world.

Gwen: Enoch said he'd create
your worst nightmare, so -- so,
where are we?

Ben: It's -- it's school!
Get me out of here!
Aah!

Gwen:
Only you would be scared of a
book.

Ben: Only you
would be scared of a book.

Uh, would someone mind
explaining where "here" is?
Gwen: The scariest place of

all -- inside your head.
Enoch wanted the omnitrix, but
to remove it, they needed time,

so they used an alien technology
that would keep you happy in
dreamland while they worked to

remove it.
Ben: That's why the watch was
wigging out.

Gwen: Fortunately, grandpa
was able to track the omnitrix's
signal and tap into the

frequency of their dream
machine, which let us come in
here and try to fish you out.

Ben: All I need to do is wake
up, right?
So, hit me.

Ow!
Didn't work!
Gwen: Yeah, grandpa said that

it wouldn't, but you asked for
it.
Max: I scanned the whole

area, and there's only one
glitch we can exit through.
This way.

Ben: So, what happens if
we're still in here when the
omnitrix is removed?

Max: Then the dream and us
will be terminated.
Come on.

Ben: It's Kevin.
Gwen: That's one tough hall
monitor.

Ben: Good thing I have my
all-access pass right here.
Oh, man, it's still recharging.



Ben: I hate school!

Gwen: We're trapped!
Ben: What's up with this?
A test?

I'd rather take my chances with
Kevin.
Gwen: I'm on it.

Ben: Guess that was a wrong
answer.

Gwen: What are you doing?
Ben: It's multiple choice.
Just choose "c" for every

answer, and you'll pass.
Gwen: That won't work.

Ben: How do you think I got
through the third grade?

Max: Okay, we're close.
I think we just need to -- ugh!
Cash and j.T., the school

bullies.
Gwen: No one bullies my
grandpa.

Ugh!
Ben: Let's see how tough they
are picking on heatblast.

Gwen:
Even in your dreams, you are
such a dweeb.

Max: Oh!
Grey matter: We've got to do
something.

They're giving grandpa a wedgie,
and it's atomic!

Alien wet Willy.

Max: Thanks, guys.
Now let's get out of here.

Max: Oh, it's kaput.
Gwen: How are we gonna find
the exit?

Grey matter: Hmm.
Enoch would try to hide it in
the last place we'd think to

look.

Max: Your gym locker?
Of course.

Trying to leave school early?


Now you're really in trouble.
Max:
Gwen:

You don't get it, do you?
You may have had the advantage
in the real world, but this is

not the real world.
Ben: You're right.
This isn't the real world.

It's my world in my mind, and i
say I'm ultra Ben.

You won't be able to stop us
all.
Ben: You're not the only

one with backup.
Max: Ultra grandpa.
I like it.

Gwen: So not funny, Ben.
Ben: Quite complaining and
bite somebody.

Max: All right.

My head, my rules.
Consider yourself expelled.
No!

Quickly, get that thing off
before he awakes.

This time I will not fail.
Ben: Dream on.
Max: Ben!

Xlr : Time to go
nighty night, Enoch.
No!

Ha! It didn't work.
Ben: No!
Not now.



At last, the omnitrix is mine.

Gwen: Give the bad guy a
taste of his own medicine --
nice.

Max: That should keep Enoch
happy until the police arrive.
Xlr : I figure even bad guys

deserve to have a nice dream
every once in a while.

No!
Enoch has failed me one time too
many.

From now on, I will personally
deal with the Tennysons.