08x07 - Malgax att*cks

[bunniefuu]

[ deep voice ] Prepare to die at the hands of the Tetramand, earth scum!

[ normal voice ] Sorry, dude, You four-armed freaks

picked the wrong sandbox to play in,

[ sighs ] What kind of species

makes light of their own destruction?

Who cares? This game is awesome,

Now, stop distracting me,

I'm about to collect a k*ll-level bonus,

[ belches ] [ exclaims ]

Look what you did!

That's it! I'm getting rid of you for good,

Omnitrix DNA is the nectar of the gods,

I am not going anywhere,

Hey! Now, now, look here, you,

Blukic, Driba,

I want this over-sized booger off me!

Ben: [ coughs ]

[ grunts ]

Ooh, this is fun,

Fine, I'll get Azmuth to do it,

Blukic: You're going to Galvan Prime?

Then we're coming too,

There's someone we need to visit,

This time, we will emerge victorious,

And when we do,

the annoying union between Azmuth and Tennyson

will be dissolved,,,

Permanently,

♪ Ben ♪ ♪ He's a kid and he wants to have fun ♪

♪ When you need a superhero he gets the job done ♪

♪ Ben ♪ ♪ With a device that he wears on his arm ♪

♪ He can change his shape and save the world from harm ♪

♪ When trouble's taking place ♪

♪ He gets right in its face ♪

♪ Ben ♪

♪ When lives are on the line ♪

♪ It's hero time ♪ ♪ Ben ♪

Where's Rook? I like him better,

Visiting his sister at the Plumbers' Academy,

Hmm, I never got to say goodbye,

All right, Ben,

What trouble have you brought me this time?

Ben has a pest-control problem,

Skurd: I resent that,

A Slimebiote,

I've never observed one,

They're thought to be extinct,

Hello, Ben, Magister Tennyson,

Hiya, Luhley,

You look mighty lovely today,

Yeah, Luhley,

Your skin flares gently in the gentle afternoon sun,

Hi, Blukic, Driba,

So, what's the verdict?

I can use ionic particle surgery

to break the genetic adaptation bond

between the two of you,

That sounds kind of ow, You think?

Well, it's practically painless, Practically?!

Great, then what are we waiting for?

Don't do this, Ben, I beg you! You need me,

In what galaxy? Yes, Ben,

Are you sure you want to do this?

Why wouldn't I? Good relationships can be hard work,

but it's often worth it,

This one isn't,

This place always makes me nervous,

Predators don't scare me, Luhley,

I'll protect you,

Blukic, you're blushing,

You, too, Driba,

It's, um, overly warm in here,

We're not, uh, acclimated

to Galvan temperatures anymore,

Really? It looked like one of you wanted to ask me out,

What?! No, Maybe him, but not me,

But if you did, who would I choose?

Well, I, for one,

would promise to respect your decision,

W-whatever it might be,

Get out of here!

Yes, ma'am, We're not worthy!

No, I mean we need to get out of here

and warn the others that Malware is missing,

[ gulp! ]

Ow!

Well, you got what you wanted, Ben,

I hope you're satisfied,

Skurd, how do you feel?

Never better, Hey!

This containment unit

comes with a morphogenetic dampening field

that will inhibit your unique abilities,

Uh-oh, Now, my eukaryotic enigma,

we can examine you more closely,

Um,,,

Help?

Azmuth, Malware's gone!

That's bad,

Here, my splendiferous gem,

These are for you,

Pyara blooms? My favorite,

Thanks, Driba, You're so sweet,

Oh, ho, ho, it's on now,

Listen, everyone, if Malware has returned to life,

we don't have much time,

All of Galvan Prime could be in danger,

Yeah, but what's he planning?

Are the drones in position?

Yes, Let the att*ck begin,

It looks like they're att*ck drones,

Azmuth, what about the defense grid?

I've strengthened the barrier since Malware's last att*ck, We're safe,

Is that supposed to happen?

No, it's not,

Malware couldn't possibly know about

teleportation frequency manipulation,

Maybe someone's helping him,

Time to get busy, [ beeps ]

Let the games begin!

[ beeps ]

Great, My evil twin and squid face,

Now we know who's behind these att*cks,

[ beeps ]

Behold, my people,

A hyper-evolved Galvan,

I am your new master,

Hardly,

The reign of the first thinker is over, Azmuth,

From now on, I am the ultimate thinker,

Albedo wants to replace Azmuth,

So what's Vilgax doing here?

I have come to claim what is rightfully mine,

Ben Tennyson,

Now give me the Omnitrix,

The Omnitrix -- I must have it,

Vilgax stole Malware from the Hall of Predators,

And fashioned it into a morphable suit of armor,

with Albedo's help, no doubt,

You think you're the smartest being in four galaxies?

Five, actually, You're nothing!

You hide in that lab of yours all day,

pondering the cosmos, hoarding its secrets,

That ends now,

I'm going to tear your lab apart,

and once I know the mysteries of the cosmos,

I will reign supreme,

Behold! I am your superior!

Two enemies on two fronts,

Three, counting those drones,

We'll need to occupy all three forces simultaneously,

Exactly, I'll lead the att*ck against Albedo,

You take the rest of our forces and destroy these drones,

What about me? I thought that was obvious,

Use the Omnitrix to kick Vilgax's butt,

Now we're talking, [ beeps ]

Hey, squid face, Let's rumble,

By the way, nice outfit,

I didn't know Malware was in season,

So is your destruction,

[ grunts ] Seriously?

[ beeps ]

I warned you to hand over the Omnitrix,

Now I'm going to b*at you senseless

and take it from you,

You've been trying to get this for years, Vilgax,

Each time, epic fail,

This time will be different,

[ beeps ]

Let's test that theory, shall we?

Azmuth: Albedo's breaching our defenses,

Max: Vilgax and Albedo didn't just beam in here from nowhere,

They must have a ship in orbit controlling these drones,

If I can get to it and knock them out at the source,,,

Then we Galvans can concentrate on stopping Albedo,

And I can help Ben defeat Vilgax,

Your tactical prowess is impressive, Max,

There might be a little Galvan in your blood,

It's all Tennyson, Do you have a teleporter?

[ beeps ]

Azmuth's inner sanctum,

Soon, I'll be ruler of this world,

[ beeps ]

Irresistible, the smile which she shares,

that purpose created in me by your tenderness,

I am he,

And she is you, Yeah, that was beautiful,

Now push that endochronometric isolator over here,

I got a wordsmith and a florist,

How lucky am I? [ glass breaking ]

At last, Azmuth's secrets are mine,

Oh, man,

That was my best sh*t,

and Vilgax is still standing,

Get out of my way!

There's no way we will let Galvan Prime's secrets

fall into the hands of a traitor, Right, boys?

Yep, For sure, What she said,

I'd love to help, but then I'm a prisoner, aren't I?

If I were you,,,

[ beeps ]

I'd rethink the situation,

You can't win,

Turn over the Omnitrix,

and maybe I'll let you live,

Give up now and,,,

I'll just go home,

I'm really tired,

Not again!

[ beeps ]

Grandpa? What are you doing here?

Trying to shut down those drones,

But I need more time,

I don't think I can stop Vilgax,

We'll find a way, Ben, somehow,

He can't help you,

Nothing can, Go ahead --

Change into any alien you wish,

It won't do any good,

I am unstoppable! [ chuckling ]

At last, the Omnitrix is mine!

Don't you know that little people shouldn't play with g*ns?

Who are you calling little?

Leave her alone,

You're just in time, Azmuth,

For what? To watch you bully my companions?

No, To die,

No!

I love the smell of vaporized Azmuth in the morning,

You're a monster!

And you'll obey your new master, Luhley,

or meet the same fate,

Blukic, Driba, run!

[ growling ]

I can't believe he's gone,

[ beeping ]

Blukic, my hazard detector is picking up trace amounts

of electromagnetic radiation,

Teleportation signatures give off

electromagnetic radiation,

You don't think that Azmuth was smart enough

to teleport himself at the exact moment he was vaporized?

Do you?

He was, We're not,

Then he could still be alive,

For about four minutes,

After that, his atoms would degrade,

We have to reconstitute him,

How long has it been?

Three minutes, give or take a minute,

I've waited a lifetime for this,

[ beeps ]

Looks like you'll have to wait a little longer, Octo-head,

Attaboy, Ben,

Whatever you two are gonna do, do it now!

How come Azmuth didn't program a return destination for himself?

He didn't have time,

Which is why he's counting on us to rescue him,

Now, activate the teleport beacon, [ beeps ]

We did it! I did it! Took you long enough,

You two are amazing!

Huh? No!

I destroyed you!

Yes, well, I was smart enough

to prepare for that contingency,

And this one, too,

[ Ultimatrix powers down ]

I've disabled your Ultimatrix,

Aw, you mean I'm stuck in this hideous form forever?

Albedo, do you know why

they started calling me the first thinker?

It wasn't because I'd achieved

a perfect score on my G,A,T,S, as a tadpole,

I knew that was apocryphal,

Oh, I did, but I'm the first thinker

because I always plan for every contingency,

After I designed the Omnitrix,

the most powerful technology in five galaxies,

my first thought was,

"Gee, I should probably invent a failsafe

in case some interstellar head case

ever gets a hold of one of these things,"

So I did,

No!

Hang on, Ben,

It's no use, I need Skurd,

I never should have let him go,

I'll open a comm-link to the surface,

Skurd, you've got to help me, Say what?

You were right about us,

We make a great team,

So, if you're still listening,

help me, Skurd the Slimebiote,

you're my only hope,

You heard him, Get me out of here!

I'll teleport you to Vilgax's ship,

No, don't! I'm a one-celled organism, remember?

Split me apart and the reconstitution process will destroy me,

Also, teleporting makes me space sick,

I'll fly him there,

How will you get past the drones, my celestial bonnet?

Very carefully,

[ groans ] I left captivity for this?

You're fantastic, my dear,

Skurd, where are you, buddy?

Your friend won't get here in time,

Incoming!

[ grunts ]

Skurd, boy, am I glad to see you,

[ beeps ]

[ cheering ]

Thanks, Magister Tennyson,

My pleasure,

Now that those drones are out of commission,

it's payback time,

Stop! Tennyson!

I'm sorry, Skurd, You were right all along,

Uh, what was that? I-I'm sorry,

I couldn't quite hear you,

I said I was wrong, I do need you,

I know,

DNA! Mm-mmm! Yummy!

Thanks for the breather, Grandpa,

Anytime, Ben,

[ exclaims ]

[ grunts ]

Okay, people,

Let's shut down this nut bag,

Heads up!

This is more like it,

That's right, We're back,

Hmm, Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yes, Goody,

So we both agree to knock Vilgax into the warp core,

I was thinking we could really use a smoothie break,

but, yeah, let's go with your idea instead,

No!

The warp core is going to melt down,

We have to get out of here,

What's happening to Vilgax?

Photon radiation from the warp core breach

is causing the Galvanic mechamorph-based armor

to transmute and calcify,

That suit of his just became a death trap,

That's what you get for threatening innocent planets, you dirtbag!

Ben, we need to leave now,

Don't worry, folks, I got this,

[ beeps ]

Okay, Everyone, hang on,

Wait, Ben! Magister Tennyson doesn't have a space suit,

Relax, I've got us covered,

We're stronger together, buddy, That's for sure,

I tried to tell you, but would you listen to me?

No,

Which is why we need someone more flexible

calling the sh*ts, Like me,

Okay, look, I can still change my mind,

You have extraordinary instincts,

Driba, Blukic, I want to thank you both

for being smart enough to recognize the clue

left behind by my brilliant contingency plan,

You are welcome,

How are you feeling now, boss?

Like brand new,

The reconstitution process fixed my sciatica,

What happened to Albedo?

Oh, he's keeping the city clean

for the next Galvan solar cycles,

Can I get some sunblock out here?

So, is one of you going to ask me out

or should I just choose?

Okay, Fine,

I choose,,, Driba,

Thank you, my sumptuous grail!

[ smooches ] [ sniffles ]

I'll never love again,

Blukic, this is my cousin Duffy,

You're cute,

I'm in love again!

Aren't happy endings great?

Actually, they kind of are,