03x19 - The Ultimate Enemy (Part 1)

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Regroup, men!

Awaken the iron!

[ Grunts ]

[ Moans ]

Kevin: How many of these
Esotericas are there?!

Gwen: [ Grunts ]

[ Rumbling in distance ]

Kevin! Come on!

Vilgax: [ Laughs evilly ]

Perdition!

Heatblast: That's
what I was gonna say.

Vilgax: What you say is no longer
of any significance, Ben Tennyson.

The ruination of this
universe is at hand.

The Diagon comes!

Vilgax: [ Grunts ]

[ Humming, rumbling ]

Come no further, Diagon!

If you break the seal,
you will taste my sword.

Vilgax: Do not
address the Diagon.

Direct your threats to me.

[ Grunts ]

Kevin: I thought
Vilgax was dead.

Heatblast: Which time?

Vilgax: My master
grows ever closer.

The moment is at hand.

[ Humming, rumbling continue ]

Heatblast: Vilgax!

What's happening?

Vilgax: [ Laughing evilly ]

Aaaah!

[ Tires screech ]

Julie: [ Grunts ]

[ Sniffing ]

Julie: What are you--

[ Gasps ]

Julie: What's happening?

Ship! Ship! Ship!

[ Gasps ]

Aaah!

[ Rumbling ]

Heatblast: Seriously?!

Gwen: Believe it.

There's billions of lives
that I can't sense anymore.

Vilgax: Every living person on earth
has been transformed into an Esoterica.

Behold the true power
of the Diagon!

[ Rumbling ]

Kevin: That seal's
looking a little wobbly.

Gwen: [ Grunting ]

Aaah!

Vilgax: [ Grunting ]

Ben: Yeah, don't care
how strong you are.

You got zero leverage in there.

Kevin: Put this back on.

Away with it!

Kevin: It's the iron in your helmets
that keeps Diagon from controlling you.

You've been fighting this guy for ,
years, and you didn't know that?

The sword of Azmuth is
all the protection I need.

Kevin: Nice.

[ Rumbling ]

Ben: Gwen?

Gwen: I'm on it-- A
spell to hold the Diagon.

[ Rumbling continues ]

Kevin: Make itbig spell.

Vilgax: [ Grunting ]

Master, grant your humble and obedient
vessel even more power.

The earth must be
prepared for your coming.

Diagon: Granted.

Salt the earth.

[ Rumbling ]

Vilgax: Yes!

For the blessed order!

Hyah!

[ Beep ]

Eatle: Eatle!

[ Grunting ]

Vilgax: [ Grunting ]

[ Grunts ]

Hyah!

Vilgax: [ Grunting ]

[ Hurried footsteps ]

[ Thud ]

[ Groans ]

Unh!

Diagon: What has
happened out there?

Speak, servant.

Your Minion speaks no more.

[ Rumbling, cracking ]

Vilgax: [ Grunting ]

You're mistaken.

I speak for my master, which makes
me more powerful than ever!

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]
Eatle: George!

Vilgax: Finally.

Diagon: Free me.

Vilgax: Consider
it done, master.

[ Rumbling ]

[ Engine humming ]

[ Engine powers down ]

[ Car alarms blaring ]

[ Whoosh ]

Gwen: So far, so good.

Kevin: Maybe everybody in
town took off once they got

turned into Esotericas.

[ Zapping ]

Gwen: Uh-oh.

Kevin: I did say "maybe."

Look, for all we know, I could be sh**ting
your mom or Julie or Grandpa Max.

Gwen: Under the circumstances, Grandpa
Max wouldn't want us to go easy on

him.

Kevin: Just so we're
on the same page.

Hyaaaaaah!

Go!

Gwen: On your left!

Presidium!

[ Rumbling ]

[ Rumbling continues ]

Diagon: Useless
lump of matter.

Break the seal.

Vilgax: [ Grunts ]

I am your obedient vassal.

Diagon: The power I gave
you is more than enough.

Vilgax: Of course, master.

This imperfect vessel humbly
begs your forgiveness, master.

Eatle: Are you a
vessel or a vassal?

He is the dragon's pawn.

Whether the world survives
or not, his doom is assured.

Vilgax: You don't know
what you're talking about.

Master!

Gwen: Containment, confinement,
concatenation... [ scoffs ]

This one doesn't
even have an index!

Kevin: No
Diagon-Buster spell yet?

Gwen: Nothing strong enough
to cast across dimensions.

Kevin: What about those
books charmcaster left behind?

Gwen: Nope.

[ Rumbling ]

Kevin: Told you you should
have snagged them all.

Gwen: I would have
if-- what's that?

Kevin: I'm improvising.

Your protection spell
won't hold forever.

Gwen: You're right.

And they're bringing
in reinforcements.

Kevin: Why not?

There's billion of them now.

[ Both scream ]

Come on!

Gwen: On your six!

[ Grunting ]

Kevin: Keep moving!

Gwen: It'll take a
second to-- Aaah!

I hear and obey,
oh, great Diagon.

Kevin: Gwen ]]
Gwen: [ Sighs ]

Kevin: What's wrong?

Gwen: You know
that lucubra thing?

Kevin: Yeah, the monster we sent
back through the seal a few months ago.

Gwen: I think it left
something in my head.

Kevin: So, what-- now the
Diagon's got ahold of you?

Gwen/Diagon: [
Laughing evilly ]

Kevin: Uh-oh.

Aaaah!

Gwen/Diagon: Every being in this
dimension will kneel before him.

Kevin: Gwen!

It'll have to do.

[ Engine roars ]

[ Tires screeching ]

Gwen!

Gwen/Diagon: The
Diagon is master.

The seal will be broken.

[ Rumbling ]

Eatle: Two against
one, Vilgax!

You're outnumbered!

Vilgax: No. You are.

Every other being serves
the Diagon, as do I.

Eatle: [ Laughing ] Right.

If you're really Vilgax, you're
not serving anybody but yourself.

Vilgax: Liar!

I'm going to make you
eat those words.

What of it?

He hath already eaten
everything else.

Eatle: [ Groans ]

Jocularity in the
face of danger.

Vilgax: [ Laughing evilly ]

Hyaaah!

Vilgax: You've
got a blind spot.

[ Growls ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Beep ]

Humongousaur: [ Grunts ]

[ Growls ]

Vilgax: Ha!

Humongousaur: [ Grunts ]

[ Orbs zapping ]

[ Roars ]

[ Thud ]

Whoa!

[ Tires screech ]

Kevin: The
Diagon's got Gwen!

Humongousaur: Huh?

[ Thud ]

Unh!

Diagon: My so-called herald refuses
to use the power I've given him.

Humongousaur: Knew it.

Vilgax: No, master!

- I have never--
Diagon: - Fortunately, the most

powerful being in your
world is at my command.

Kevin: Let her go, creep!

Diagon: Great to
see you, my anodite.

Anodite Gwen:
Easy enough, master.

Anodite Gwen: The
seal will break.

The great one will return.

The Diagon will rule.

Humongousaur: Gwen...
I don't want to hurt you.

Diagon's voice:
[ Laughs evilly ]

Kevin: That's disturbing.

Humongousaur: [ Groaning ]

Diagon's voice: Hurt me?

Humongousaur: [ Groaning ]

[ Beep ]

Ben: [ Groans ]

[ Rumbling ]

Vilgax: What's
taking so long?

Diagon's voice: You
cannot break my control.

Kevin: Wrong-- I hope.

Anodite Gwen: Aah!

Gwen: [ Sighs ]

Kevin: Easy.

Gwen: [ Sighs ]

Kevin.

I can't believe you did that.

Kevin: I can't
believe it worked.

That's to keep him out.

Gwen: You left
yourself wide open.

I could have hurt you.

Kevin: You'd never hurt me.

[ Rumbling ]

Diagon: Soon, you
will all face my wrath.

Kevin: Yeah, yeah.

[ Rumbling ]

You too, Ben.

Ben: Thanks.

No need.

As long as I wield...
Kevin: Azmuth's sword.

Got it.

Vilgax: When the Diagon comes,
you will be the first to fall.

Ben: Then you're going to
tell us how to stop that from

happening and change
everybody back.

Kevin: Don't make me sic
my anodite girlfriend on you.

Gwen: Talk.

Vilgax: Master!

I need more power!

Master!

Ben: Guess
you're on your own.

[ Whirring, rushing ]

Not entirely.

You took your time, Psyphon.

Gathering everything you require
took longer than expected, master.

- I--
Vilgax: - Don't prattle.

Where is it?

My apologies.

I have it right here.

Vilgax: Not yet.

[ Beep ]

Juryrigg: Juryrigg!

[ Rumbling ]

[ Low-pitched whistle ]

[ Humming, whirring ]

Diagon: At last.

Indeed, dragon.

Now it begins.

Juryrigg: - George, did he--
- Yes.

'Tis the moment the forever knights
have been preparing for these long

millennia.

The dragon has freed himself.

[ Rumbling ]

Vilgax: There's...
Nothing there.

Juryrigg: Where is he?

Diagon: [ Laughs evilly ]

Where am I?

I'm everywhere.

[ Laughs evilly ]