10x03 - Mimic Madness/House Worming

Episode transcripts for the TV show "SpongeBob SquarePants". Aired: May 1, 1999 - present.*
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
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10x03 - Mimic Madness/House Worming

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- Are you ready, kids?


Aye, aye, Captain!


- I can't hear you.


Aye, aye, Captain!



Spongebob Squarepants!



Spongebob Squarepants!



Spongebob Squarepants!


Spongebob Squarepants!
- Ready?



Spongebob Squarepants!


Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

- Spongebob

Squarepants!

- All right, Krusty crew.

I want to remind you all

that you're representing
the Krusty Krab...

the greasiest greasy spoon

you'll ever have the privilege
of serving!

- Whoo!
You tell 'em, Mister Krabs.

Bring it around town!
Yeah!

Bring it around somewhere!

Open the doors

and let the consuming
commence!

I'll be in me office
polishing yesterday's booty.

"I'll be in me office

polishing
yesterday's booty."

- I heard that,
Mr. Squidward!

- It wasn't an insult,
Mister Krabs.

It was a...a...a...a tribute.

Haven't you ever heard
of "imitation is

the sincerest form
of flattery"?

- You trying to tell me
that was a "complerment"?

- Exactly, it's my homage
to you and your love of money.

Well, you got me there.

I do love money.

Excellent observation,
Mr. Squidward.

- Oh, boy,
that was a close one.

- Yes, it was
a very close one, Squidward.

Close and warm.

Mister Krabs was really flattered
by your imitation.

- Already forgot about it.

Imitation plus flattery
equals happy people.

- Whoa, okay.
Everybody, come on now.

Settle down,
time to eat your patties.

Whoa, okay now.

Everybody, settle down.
Time to eat your patties.

- Wow, that's just like me.

I said eat your patties!

Hurry up, Spongebob,

I need two double orders
of Krabby Krust stat.

- No problem, Squidward,
I'll get you those orders

as soon as possible.

Or never,
whichever comes first.

Oh, swoon.

That imitation stuff
really works.

Look out, world!

I'm gonna flatter
your socks off.

Hmm. Nope.

Hey, there,
Patrick old buddy.

- What?

Oh, hi, Patrick.
What's shaking?

- I'm gonna eat ice cream
and go jellyfishing

with my good buddy
Spongebob.

- Sounds good to me, "me."

- Ah, it's just me. Patrick.
Fooled ya.

You can't fool me, "me."

That's the worst
Spongebob impression

I've ever seen.

Wait, what?

Rook to king four.

Check-mate.

- Plankton, maybe
we should play a game

that's a little less dangerous.

You're flatter
than hammered horse hockey.

Cattywampus, Plankton.

You're just about the teeniest
gal-dang critter I ever did see.

Yee-haw!

And you are the fuzziest

nut-eating scientist
I've ever seen.

I like to use science
for good.

Really?
I always use science for evil!

That is me to a Texas "T,"
Spongebob.

He nailed you too,
Plankton.

- It was okay.

He got my face right,
but that voice is terrible.

- Oh, those impressions are
making everyone so happy,

I can't stop doing them.

I can't. I won't.

Meow.

, impressions later.

French Would you
please stop imitating me?


It is starting to get
very annoying.


- Uh, can I have
some extra napkins please?

- Oh, you
want some extra napkins, please?

- Stop it!
Stop imitating me!

For the love of Neptune,
shut your talented mouth!

- Okay, bye.

Yup, everybody
still loves it.

Are we having fun yet,

Squidward Tentacles?

- Oh, that's it.
I can't stand

that perfect impression
of me anymore!

I never thought
I'd say this,

but I'm tired of looking
at myself.

I quit!

- Boy, Spongebob is
really getting out of control

with his impression
obsession.

- Right you are,
Sandy.

Spongebob has lost touch
with reality.

I've seen it before.

the "mocking mimicry madness."

The mocking mimicry madness.

- All right, remember guys,
this is an intervention,

so we need to make sure
that above all,

Spongebob knows how much
we all care about him.

- Why don't we just destroy him
and get it over with?

- Here here.

- You leave
my best friend alone!

It was just
a suggestion.

- Spread out!

All right, you scurvy dogs,
Spongebob needs us,

and more importantly,
I need him...

to stop imitating
me customers!

- Right guys, that's...
almost...the spirit.

- Oh, boy,
someone's at the door.

I can't wait
to imitate 'em.

Oh, hello, Patrick.

And Sandy?
And Squidward?

And Mister Krabs?
Plankton too?

Five at once, huh?
Okay, here goes nothing.

Hi. Hi. Howdy.
Greetings. Go away.

Ugh.
- Why?

- Hi, Spongebob.
We need to talk.

- Why sure. Aye. Love to.
About what? Who cares?

- You know, It's okay to be
yourself, Spongebob.

- I'm-a trying, Sandy,
I'm-a trying.

- You can do it,
Spongebob.

just concentrate, and it'll
all come back to ya.

- Good morning, Gary.
Meow. Duh!

Me money!

Karate chop! Ha!

I went to college!

I said,
eat your patties!

I can't do it!

I'm a freak!
A freak!

I'm a freak!

- Hey!

- That went well.

- Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who? Who? Who? Who?

- Hello.
To whom am I speaking?


- The salty tear trail leads
right in here.

- There he is!

- Are you all right,
Spongebob?

How many fingers
am I holding up?

B.

- Good, Spongebob,
I had the same answer.

- I know you're in there
somewhere, Squarepants.

- We're sorry,
the person you are calling...

Spongebob Squarepants...

has been disconnected
or is no longer in service.

- Okay, guys, Spongebob imitates
whoever he hears,

so we've all got to imitate him
to help him remember who he is.

This should help.

Hey!

Ah! Hold still,
you little rascal!

- No!

What a great idea.

I'm a square and yellow critter!

I like cooking with lard!

Mister Krabs is the best boss

in the whole ocean.

Oop! Sorry.
I mean...

- I forgot
the secret Krabby Patty formula,

Mr. K.
Would you remind me again?

- Sure, Spongebob,
I got it right...

Oh, no, you don't,
Plankton.

That was a pretty good
impression, though.

- Thanks.


It's not working,
fellers!

We need to combine our efforts
and do an impression

of Spongebob
all at the same time.

Okay, all together now.

I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.

- I'm ready. I'm ready.

I'm ready!

I remember.
I know who I am.

I am Spongebob Squarepants,

and yes, I do like
cooking with lard.

Thanks, guys,
you're the best friends

a guy with memory loss
could have.

It sure feels great
to just be yourself.

Doesn't it, guys?
Guys?

Oh, no!

Now they have
mocking mimicry madness.

- Let me out!
Let me out!

- Ooh! Oh!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Hi.

Gary, I feel funny inside.

- Yow!

Hello.

- Gary, there's something
inside of me.

- Meow.

- You see anything?

- Gary the Snail,
is that any way

to treat
an uninvited guest?

Oh, hello.

Ooh! That tickles.

More like prickles.

Hey, I think I'll call you
Prickles.

I see you.

Okay, okay.

Enough's enough. It's time
for you to go, little guy.

I already have a pet...
Gary.

I'm afraid I just don't need
another one.

- Aw, stop, stop!

Oh, Gary, I don't like to hear
the little guy cry.

- Meow.

- Such a sad story.

- Okay, little buddy,
but just for one night.

- Nighty night,
Prickles.

- Wow, a house party
going on of inside me.

Hey, why wasn't I invited?

I guess I was,

since I am the house.

Look, Gary, now we have tons
of prickly new friends.

- Meow, meow.

- Wup-poo. Wup-poo. Wup-poo.

Wup-poo. Wup-poo.
Wup-poo. Wup-poo.

Oh, my gosh!

I completely lost
all track of time.

Hey, uh, sorry to be
a party pooper, guys,

but I've gotta take a shower
and get ready for work.

Guys?
Guy...guys?

- Gary, calm down.
We're all friends here.

Open up, Gary.
I'm still in my underwear.

Gary, I need to take
a shower.

- I did not need
to see that!

All right, I guess you guys
will just have to stay

and go to work with me.

Just keep a low profile
or I could lose my job.

- Eh, Spongebob.
Did ya clean out the...

Sweet Dutchman's ghost!

When's the last time
you took a bath, boy-o?

You're riddled with vermin.

- I-I d-d-don't know
what you mean, sir.

- If customers find out
you're touching patties

with your wormy hands,

the health department will
shut us down for sure.

- I understand, sir.

Mister Krabs, will you excuse me
for a second?

Prickles, you heard
my boss.

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna
have to ask you

and your friends to leave,
please.

"Squatters rights"?

What the heck is
squatters rights?

- Oh, they're "lawyering" up,
boy-o.

They're makin' a legal claim
to keep living in your body.

- It's okay, Mister Krabs,
they're not hurting me.

- Son, you gotta understand.

I can't have you work here

in your present
filthy "condisherin'."

That's the last straw!

Mr. Squid...
- On it, sir.

Hasta la vista,
worm boy.


- And don't come back
until you're dewormed!

- What am I gonna do?

- Hey, SpongeBo...
Whoa!

I see you've got yourself

a little problem
with the cooties.

- Yeah, and I lost
my job over it.

- Lost your job you say?

I might be able
to help you,

if you can do
something for me.

- Anything, Plankton!
Anything!

Ridding Spongebob of his worms

will put him
forever in my debt.

That secret formula
is good as mine.

Time to crash
this lousy party.

Get it? Lousy? Louse?
Oh, I'm good.

Whoa!

You're on your own, worm boy.

- Hello?

- You gotta help me!

- Ah! It's a monster
with Spongebob's voice!

- No, no, Patrick, wait,
don't close the...

Aw!

Squidward. Squidward!

Squidward.

- I need a hug.

Does that mean no hug?

- There will be no hugs!

Get away from me,
you monstrosity!

Well, this my life
from now on, huh?

Just call me
Spongebob WormPants,

'cause that's all I am,
just an apartment for worms.

Oh, that's better.

Looks like I really wormed
my way out of that one.

Meow!

- Gary, it feels so good
to be worm free.

Spongebob!
I need a hug!

Ooh!
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