10x05 - SpongeBob's Place/Plankton Gets the Boot

[bunniefuu]

- Are you ready, kids?

Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

Aye, aye, Captain!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants! - Ready?

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

- Spongebob

Squarepants!

Mmm!

Ooh!

- Excuse me!

Who, may I ask, cooked this Patty?

Spongebob Squarepants!

- Did somebody call my name?

- Is there a problem with your sandwich, sir?

- Yes!

I feel like I could die...

And go to heaven.

- Oh, please, sir.

Don't. Stop.

You really can stop, sir.

Everyone seems to really like the Krabby Patty.

- Some people started calling it

the "Spongebob Patty."

- What? That's ridiculous.

It's always been The Krabby Patty.

- One Spongebob Patty, please.

- Maybe you should change the name of this place

from the Krusty Krab to Spongebob's Place.

Ha, ha, ha!

- Hey, that's a great idea!

Spongebob's Place!

Spongebob's Place!

Spongebob's Place!

Spongebob's Place!

Spongebob's Place! - Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Krusty Krab!

Krusty Krab!

Krusty Krab!

Krusty Krab!

- Come on, guys!

Krusty Krab!

Krusty Krab!

Spongebob's Place!

Spongebob's Place!

- Help! - Spongebob's Place!

- Admit it.

Without Spongebob, you'd be nothing.

- Well, that's not true.

I'm the one who created the Spongebob Pa...

I mean, the Krabby Patty!

- Whoa!

- All right, Mister Krabs.

If you think the Krusty Krab is haunted

and needs ghostbusting,

I'll stay away for a while.

- Haunted, eh?

- Don't you believe in ghosts?

- Oh, admit it!

You're jealous of Spongebob!

- Of course not!

But I'll be cooking

the Krabby Patties from now on.

Krabby Patties.

Named after me,

Mr. Krabby!

Whoa!

Ouch.

What do we do now, Gary?

We've read every book and played every game.

Hey, I know!

How about another makeover?

- You know, I can't go to the Krusty Krab.

But I can play Krusty Krab!

This can be the register boat.

And you can be Squidward.

Ooh-whoo!

Ooh-whoo!

Yoink!

- What's that, Squidward?

Krabby Patties?

Coming right up!

- Meow meow.

Okay, everybody, order up!

Guess I'm used to cooking Krabby Patties

in mass quantities.

- Ooh!

Ooh!

How's about making some more

of those delicious patties?

- I drew two more mouths on my face

so I could eat three at a time.

- Okay, you guys.

Just make yourself comfortable.

More patties on the way!

- Whoa!

- These are being sent back.

What? What's wrong with them?

- Customers said to make them good...

like they used to be.

- Like they used to be?

It's the same formula!

- Hey!

I see the problem!

Spongebob's not in the kitchen!

Huh?

I don't think so.

- I don't know why, but it's bad.

Let me out of this place.

Wait! Wait!

Please, don't go!

We're having a two-for-one sale.

For every two you buy,

you can buy another one.

Hold on, everybody!

I think I hear Spongebob's hideous laughter

coming from the kitchen!

I'll show you that the customers are always wrong.

- Oh, boy.

- Now, go ahead.

Call attention to me.

- Hey, everybody.

Look who's back in the kitchen.

- I'm ready! I'm ready!

That's Spongebob?

Man, did he let himself go!

- Who cares?

I'll take a Krabby Patty!

- I'll order some too!

- Make mine a triple!

- Yeah! - My appetite's back!

- Yum.

- Is everybody enjoying their Krabby Patties?

Yes, it's very nice.

It was me that cooked those patties!

You're all enjoying my food!

- I thought something was off.

Oh, no, you don't!

Ha!

Anyone who wants to leave

has to go through me first.

Eee!

Hey!

Whoa!

Blazes! - G'night, boss!

See you in the morning.

Eee!
Hey!

"Spongebob's Place"?

What in the ocean?

Pardon me.

Don't mind me!

Just trying to get in my own front door!

- You've reached the Health Department.

If you'd like to leave a message, wait for the cough.

- Everybody's a comedian.

This is Squidward Tentacles,

and I'd like to lodge a complaint

about my neighbor Spongebob.

- That should do it, Mister Krabs.

You'll be good as new in no time.

- Wasting your time, boys.

You should just take me straight to the morgue.

I'm done.

Stop! Stop here!

Make a hole!

- Hey!

- Oh, hello, Mister Krabs.

Place your order with Gary, please.

And drop your money anywhere.

I'm running out of places to put it.

I don't even have time to count it.

- Here, try one.

Oh, it's delicious.

- Sorry, I ran out of napkins.

You'll have to use a $ bill.

- You deserve your own place.

- Mister Krabs, don't go!

I need you.

what do you need me for?

You got everything:

a magic touch for cooking,

lots of customers,

money.

- I could use a boss.

Someone to take all the credit

and all the money.

Well, I suppose I could do some bossing.

How's % for me and % for you?

- Oh, that's more than generous!

Oh, no people are ever coming back here.

Hey... no people.

That's great!

Because...

I hate people!

- Are you the owner of this food establishment?

- Well, I do own % of Spongebob's Place,

so I guess that's a yes.

But you'll have to stand in line

if you want to place an order.

- Yeah, well, I have an order for you.

An order to shut down your restaurant.

It's against city health codes

to sell food in a pineapple.

Say, Andy, you gotta try these patties.

They're delicious.

- Carl, you're eating contraband.

- You're not the boss of me.

- Uh, yeah!

I totally am the boss of you!

- Oh, what's going on?

- We've been shut down.

- Well, it was bun while it lasted.

- Meow!

- You know, I know of an empty restaurant

that's got all its papers in order.

We can move in right away.

- Did you get rid of the ghost?

- Yeah, the ghost is gone.

- Sounds like it's still haunted.

- Mr. Squidward!

And...uh...

- You know, I've been doing some thinking.

You're a big part of this place, boy-o,

and I believe I should share the name with you.

Take a gander.

- I don't get it, Mister Krabs.

It looks the same.

- Well, climb up there!

Get a closer look.

Where?

- Under the words "Krusty Krab."

- "The Krusty Krab"...

"And Spongebob's Place."

Oh, Mister Krabs, you're the best!

Whoo!

- Oh, Planky-bear.

Plankton.

- Plankton!

- What?

What is it, Karen?

Can't you see I'm working here?

- Yes, but I wanted to show you

my new screen saver.

What do you think?

- Great.

- You didn't even look.

No, I didn't.

Can't you see I'm working on

my new molecular analyzer?

Now all I need is the smallest molecule of a Patty,

and the formula will be mine!

- Just tell me if I should

permanently upload this screen saver!

- I said not...

Now-ow-ow!

- Analyzing.

% mean guy,

% spiteful monster,

% evil butthead.

Sample is...

% big jerk.

- I have also analyzed

your screen saver, Karen.

It is most beautiful.

- No one asked you.

Are you happy now, Karen?

- No, I'm not.

I was just trying to make myself pretty for you,

but do you even care?

All you ever do is make stupid schemes

about stupid sandwiches!

- Stupid?

Your new screen saver is stupid,

and it makes your processor look fat!

- What?

- Oop.

Okay, let's all calm down

before you say something you'll regret.

- You know what?

No one talks to me like that.

Get out!

- I will not get out.

This is my restaurant,

and no one can make me...

leave!

Karen, baby.

Come on, sugar lips,

you know I'm sorry for everything I said.

- I accept your apology.

- I wasn't talking to you, idiot!

Pain!

Okay, Karen, fun is fun,

but it's time to let me back in.

Come on, I really need to use the Potty!

Fine, I don't need you or the Chum Bucket!

I got plenty of friends around here

who would love to take me in.

So is it cool if I crash here? - No.

- Then can I just use your bath room?

- Plankton, I know where this is going.

I'd love it if you'd stay with me!

- Are you crazy?

You're the most annoying sponge in the sea.

I wouldn't stay with you

if you were the last person in Bikini Bottom.

- Suit yourself.

- Okay, fine!

Much better.

Thanks for letting me use your bathroom.

Silly, that's not my bathroom.

- Well, in that case,

you're gonna need some new shoes.

- Oh, boy!

Does this mean you're gonna stay with me?

- Yes!

- Yeah!

We're gonna be the best roommates ever!

Wanna do each other's hair?

Oh, forget this!

- Oh, my love, what a fool I've been.

You've always been the only one for me.

- Aw, Plankton.

I am so sorry that

Karen threw you out.

- Threw me out?

I threw her in!

- Hey, this is your safe place.

It's okay to talk about your feelings.

Oh, somebody's tense!

- Hey! What?

Get off!

Get...Oh!

that's the spot.

- Now, tell Spongebob why you and Karen got into a fight.

- I don't know, I was just doing

the same things I always do.

- Well, if Karen threw you out

for doing the same things you always do,

maybe you should learn to not do

the same things you always do!

- But I'm the best.

- Well, sometimes you can get a little...

aggressive.

- Me, aggressive?

How dare you?

Maybe you're right.

I can be a big jerk sometimes.

I command you to help me be a nicer person!

I mean, will you please,

please help me be a nicer person

so Karen will take me back?

Plankton, in a word: yes!

- What is that dimwit doing here?

Behind me!

Oh, get away!

- Will you stop that?

There's no one behind you!

You're the dimwit.

Thanks!

- All right, Plankton,

the first step to becoming a nicer person

is being thoughtful.

Try holding a door for someone.

It's simple, and it makes people happy.

Like this.

After you.

I'm happy, Spongebob!

- Can someone get me out of here?

- All right, Plankton. Now you try!

- Fine, but if he kisses me, I'm gonna lose it.

After you.

Whoa!

- Try this one.

- After you.

- But I can't fit through there.

- How dare you reject my act of kindness!

Yah!

- Plankton, no!

- Can someone get me out of here?

Okay, Plankton,

since you don't seem to be able to do something nice,

in this lesson you're going to learn

to say something nice.

- Easy!

- Great.

So turn to Patrick and say something nice.

- Say something nice.

Patrick, you are not a total moron.

Just half of one.

- No, try again.

- Fine.

Your color pink is not so repugnant.

- Thanks!

I like...um...

your antennas.

- What? What's wrong with my antennas?

- Plankton, Patrick was complimenting you.

- Yeah, right.

You two are mocking me!

- Hey, Spongebob?

Do you think this is working?

- No, I think we better try something else.

It's no use, Spongebob.

I'm just too brilliant to be nice.

I'll never get Karen back now.

- Oh, yes, you will!

We obviously can't fix your terrible insides,

but maybe, just maybe,

we can work on your terrible outsides.

Makeover time!

- Brother.

Forget it, Spongebob.

Karen's the perfect woman:

so smart, so conniving.

Ah, she's never gonna take me back.

- Oh, yes, she is.

You just need to do something big.

Be vulnerable, be sweet.

Show Karen your heart.

- That's a great idea!

I'll cook up a scheme to make her jealous

and crush her spirit!

- That wasn't even close to what I said.

- Sure it was.

And I know just how to do it.

- Okay, I feel uncomfortable.

Plankton, are you sure about this?

- Of course I'm sure.

Now, start doing a robot voice.

Remember, you're not Spongebob anymore;

you're Shelby Naughtica.

Oh, I like that!

Boop beep! Beep boop boop!

- Welcome to the Chum Bucket!

It's you.

What do you want?

- Yes, hello.

I would like your most romantic table

for myself and my beautiful date,

Shelby Naughtica,

the robot.

- Beep boop!

Shelby Naughtica, huh?

Oh, what a beautiful name.

- Thank you!

I mean, thank you.

Whoa! Beep boop beep bo boop!

- I'll be right back with our lovers' special.

This is going so great, Spongebob!

Karen is totally jealous.

- Here we go.

I whipped up a special batch of chum for you,

and for your lovely robot date,

a bucket of grease chock-full of nuts and bolts.

- Plankton, I don't want to eat this!

- Don't you ruin this for me, SpongeBoob.

Just eat it!

Oh, my dear Shelby Naughtica,

you are the most beautiful woman

I've ever laid my eye on.

- Oh, Plankton-poo!

You say the sweetest things.

Oh, brother.

- I never knew what love was until I met you.

You have made me the happiest girl robot in the world!

- Hey, you!

Get your hands off my man!

- You better step off, lady.

No one can make Plankton happy like I can.

We are soulmates, and we're going to get married

and print , babies.

- , what?

- Oh, well, you're really in love.

I won't stand in your way.

Plankton's all yours.

- Yeah!

- No!

The whole point of this scheme

was for me to get Karen back,

and now you're ruining it!

- Sorry, Plankton.

You just said such nice things to me.

- Wait a second.

You're not just being a jerk?

You mean, you cooked this whole

stupid scheme up to win me back?

- Of course I did.

I'd do anything for you, baby,

even hang out with this moron.

- Oh, that is so sweet!

- Get over here, you.

Ew, it's that fat screen saver again.

- What?

Now, Karen, take it easy.

- I'm gonna go now.

- My motherboard was right about you.

She warned me about you.

- And I should have listened to her.