07x05 - Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful/A Pal for Gary

[bunniefuu]

- Are you ready, kids?

Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

Aye, aye, Captain!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants! - Ready?

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

- Spongebob

Squarepants!

Another beautiful Sunday in bikini bottom.

Nothing can ruin my good mood today.

- Good morning, Squidward.

Squish!

Whoa! Oof!

Chewing gum?

That's disgusting.

Oh, come on.

Slap!

Squish!

Squish!

Squish!

Squish!

Bang!

Zing!

People that litter really bug me.

Huh, litter bugs.

Litterbugs.

Splat!

Gulp!

Pop!

Slurp!

Litter.

Aha!

Bugs.

Litter. Litterbugs.

- Hey, you,

did you throw this gum away?

- Yes, I did.

And I'd like to complain.

- Oh, so you admit you're a litterbug.

- I did--what? No.

No, no, I just stepped in it.

- Oh, you sure did, buddy.

You disgust me.

Squish!

Snap!

Maybe this will teach you not to treat the world

as your own personal trash can.

"Bikini bottom p.D.

"Ticket for littering.

Penalty: Community service"?

Stupid policeman.

I'm no litterbug.

Hey, no more trash.

Looks like I'm done.

- Here, you can have mine.

Squish!

Splat!

Can things get any worse?

- Of course they can.

- Squilliam fancyson, my arch foe from band class!

- Stuck doing community service, eh?

Court-ordered?

- No, i--um...

I'm volunteering. Yeah.

I'm cleaning up bikini bottom,

selflessly devoting my time to a worthy cause.

- Ooh!

Well, maybe if you clean up bikini bottom,

they'll build a statue of you.

Oh, wait!

They've already built one...

Of me!

I cleaned up all of bikini bottom

in only one week.

- Bless you, squilliam fancyson.

Bless you.

Hmph!

I'll clean up bikini bottom in a day.

- Oh, let me help you out.

There.

That should get you started.

Ta-ta!

Rip! Smack!

- Squilliam thinks he's so amazing.

Hmm, I've got to find somewhere to dump this litter.

Perfect.

Clang!

Full!

Clunk!

They're all full!

How am I gonna haul all this--

Whoops! Unh!

- Oh, is it trash day?

I thought it was Tuesday.

- What?

No! Thunk!

- Hey, everybody, it's trash day!

Trash day?

- Hey, hold on.

Stop!

I'm not the garbageman!

Help.

Pop!

I'll help you, Squidward.

- Why are you in a trash bag?

- I wanted to study

the complete life cycle of a krabby Patty.

Tsk, tsk. All alone, poor guy.

I could get rid of your trash, Squidward.

- No, thank you.

I'll do it myself.

- Please let me help.

- No. - Please?

- No. - Pretty please?

- No way!

- Pretty please with candy sprinkles on top?

- Listen closely.

I don't need your help.

I would rather be beaten to a pulp.

- That's him, mommy.

That's the man who stole my wagon.

b*at him to a pulp!

- Hi, lady.

Squish! Squish!

Rip! Smack!

- Can I help you now?

- All right, fine.

You can help me.

- Yay!

Thank you, Squidward.

- Well, you gonna help me?

- First, close your eyes.

- Why?

- Come on.

- Fine.

Now what? - No peeking.

- Oh, brother.

Okay, you can open your eyes now.

- Oh, this is so stu...

Pid.

It's gone!

Where did you put the trash?

I put it in--

- know what? Don't care.

The trash is gone!

Thanks, Spongebob.

I hate you a little less now.

- Squidward, that--

that's a beautiful thing to say.

- Well, I don't know how you did it,

but thanks for getting rid of all that trash.

They'll have that statue of me built in no time.

Boing!

My house!

- Is this yours? - Yes.

Rip! Smack!

- Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Some people never learn.

Rip! Smack!

- "I am angry."

Squidward, why are you angry?

Smack!

- Spongebob... - Yes?

- What's this?

- Your garbage.

- Where's my house?

- On top of your garbage.

The dump was closed.

- So I brought it here.

- H-how?

- Like this.

Thud!

Bang!

Do you want to try?

Squish!

- Of all the garbage that comes out of your mouth,

this is the least annoying.

Rip! Smack!

- Hey, Squidward!

Squish!

- Wait. Wait! Zip it!

I have an idea.

Here. Stand in this.

See you, sucker.

- Are you Spongebob Squarepants?

- Neptune, no.

Oh, you get your kicks

out of putting trash in other people's bins, huh?

Rip! Smack!

- They were gonna build a statue of me.

- Oh, a statue, eh?

Hey, Squidward!

Look!

- What is that?

- Your very own statue!

Really?

Garbage.

I'm made of garbage.

- You sure are.

Great job, Spongebob.

You even captured his smell:

The scent of failure.

My glorious statue!

- This is your statue?

- It was.

Rip! Smack!

Thanks, Spongebob.

Rip! Smack!

Rip! Squeak!

Squish!

Crash!

Snap!

Smack!

Squeak!

Okay, gare.

I'll get out of your hair.

Ding!

See you later, gare.

Oh, you want to go for a walk.

Sorry, buddy, I don't have time for a walk right now.

Got to get over to the old job.

You'll just have to stay here alone, little buddy.

But I promise,

as soon as I get home, we'll have fun...

Together.

Okay.

Love you, gare bear.

Bye.

Poor little snail,

just wanted some fun time.

I can only imagine

the tortured loneliness he must be feeling right now.

Welcome to the kru--

- sorry, sir, but the krusty krab

has a strict no-pet policy.

I'm afraid your worm will have to wait outside.

- Oh, I could never do that.

He gets far too lonely and upset when he's left alone.

Sorry, buddy.

I guess I can't buy you that krabby Patty you wanted.

Let's just go home.

Hey-hey-hey!

Let's not be hasty.

Now, why didn't you just say

you were buying your pet a krabby Patty?

Listen, I'll tell you what.

For your troubles,

I'll give you two krabby patties at regular price.

Spongebob,

give this responsible pet owner two krabby patties.

Responsible pet owner.

I leave Gary home by himself every day.

I'd better call him and make sure he's okay.

Too distraught to even answer the phone.

Hello, you've reached Spongebob and--

come on, Gary--

- Gary.

The two of us are having too much fun together

to answer the phone right now,

so leave a message, and we'll call you right back

if we ever get a break from having so much fun...

Together!

Beep!

My outgoing message is a lie.

Gary, are you there?

Gary, it's Spongebob. Just checking in.

If you're there, pick up.

- I know you're feeling real lonely right now.

Just hang in there, Gary.

Daddy'll be home soon.

- Well, well, well.

Spongebob Squarepants!

What a stroke of luck, you coming by like this.

I was just about to re-tar the parking lot.

Why don't you grab a shovel?

- Mister Krabs, I'd love to re-tar the parking lot,

but I've got a lonely pet snail at home,

and technically, my shift was over five hours ago.

- Oh, say no more, kid.

You get on home to your pet turtle or whatever.

Right now. Go!

- Really, Mister Krabs?

You'll let me do that?

- Sure.

Just come in five hours early tomorrow

to finish the parking lot.

- You're the best, Mister Krabs!

Poor Gary's been home alone all day.

How am I gonna keep him happy

and tend to my responsibilities at the krusty krab?

- Wow, dad, is it really mine to keep?

- Yep.

Now you have a furry friend to keep you from feeling lonely.

Screech!

- And now daddy can go on his business trips guilt-free.

- Mayhap if I got Gary a pal he could play with,

he won't be so lonely when I'm at work.

- Gee, thanks, dad.

- They're so precious.

Sold!

I'll take that one right there.

- You wish to obtain

one of my rare and extremely dangerous--

- oh, yeah, this is the one.

- Beware, boy. This is no ordinary pet.

Gary's gonna be so happy.

- You must understand,

these creatures can be very unstable,

especially around other pets.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks, bye!

- Why bother?

They never listen.

- Sheriff,

I nabbed your bank robber.

There's your culprit right there.

Now cuff him.

- Hello, Gary!

Pop!

- I brought you a surprise!

Your very own play pal.

His name is puffy fluffy,

and he'll keep you company while I'm at work.

You two get to know each other.

I'll be right back.

- Eat up, you two.

Gary! What happened to your manners?

You be nice and share with puffy fluffy.

Come here, you.

There you go, fluffy.

Now eat up!

I'm gonna go make some enchiladas.

Ding! - Done!

Ooh, these enchiladas are hot, hot, hot!

Garold, it is not nice to ignore new friends.

Why don't you two play a little?

That will help you bond.

Great, now my enchiladas are cold.

Squeak! Squeak!

- Gary, what has gotten into you, boy, huh?

Because you refuse

to show the least bit of respect for our new friend

and because you have ruined my enchilada dinner,

I have no choice

but to put you to siesta early tonight.

I hope you're happy now.

Good.

Maybe you could extend that happiness

to your new friend.

Aw, look at you two.

So cute together.

- I accept your apology, Gary.

Now, you be good to him.

Good night.

I am gonna sleep so well

knowing that Gary's got a good buddy

to take care of him.

Slam!

- Gary, shame on you.

Puffy fluffy is perfectly harmless.

See, there he is, fast asleep.

Now, will you let me sleep, Gary, please?

Good night.

Clang!

Thud!

Thud!

Mmm, you're making meatballs, grandma?

Timechleft-meows]lady?

Squeak!

Smack! Thud!

Thud!

- Mm, better go check

and see how my little buddies are getting along.

Oh, that's interesting.

Must have been a seaquake last night.

Ah, well, what are you gonna do?

Thud!

That's unusual.

Whoa! My library!

And my prized memoirs of t.S. Halibut.

My clothes!

This was no random seaquake.

Who could've done this?

There was no one here except for--

Gary.

I bet he's jealous about the new friend.

Gary! You are in big trouble, mister.

Gary!

Gary! Unlock this door immediately!

Gary! Gary, do you hear?

Gary?

All right, Gary, you have left me no choice.

Bang!

Thud!

Gary!

- You put fluffy down right now.

Bad boy, Gary! Bad!

Bad! Bad boy!

Bad! Bad Gary! Bad!

I have told you and told you

and told you and told you and told you and--oh, hello.

Are you a friend of fluffy?

What's going on?

Okay, now this is starting to hurt.

- This is exactly what I was talking about--

Smack!

Splat!

- Fluffy!

Fluffy, wait!

Well, Gary,

what do you have to say for yourself?

Ah, this is more like it.

From now on, I'm taking you wherever I go.

No more lonely days alone at home.

What's that filthy animal doing in me kitchen?

- It's me, Spongebob!

I brought Gary along to help out.

- Free labor?

Why didn't you say so?

Serve them up, snail!