11x01 - Cave Dwelling Sponge/The Clam Whisperer

[bunniefuu]

- Are you ready, kids?

Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

Aye, aye, Captain!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants! - Ready?

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

- Spongebob

Squarepants!

- Ooh, this grass feels great between my toes.

Hey, Patrick, are you enjoying our early morning nature hike?

It's cutting into my early morning nature nap.

Come on, Patrick.

If you want to stay healthy, you have to embrace nature!

- Okay!

Ooh!

- Cool ice cave!

- Ohhhhhhh...

This whole place is a frozen treat!

- No, Patrick! Don't lick the ice, you're gonna get stuck!

Now he tells me.

- Okay, Patrick. Everything is going to be fine.

Just don't panic.

- I panicked, Spongebob.

- Don't worry! Hot chocolate solves everything.

Hot! Hot! Hot!

Hot! Agh!

- Okay, Patrick.

That's enough nature for you today.

Squeaky, squeaky!

Mehh.

- See ya later, Patrick.

Gary, I'm home!

Boy, this backpack got heavy.

- Meow!

Meow.

- Boy, those natures hikes really put hair on my tongue.

Agh-agh-agh!

Squeaky! Squeaky!

No squeaky.

- I'm on my way to work, Gary. See ya tonight!

- Meow?

Squeaky! Squeaky!

- Good morning, Squidward!

- It was.

Agh!

- I do relish...

making the relish!

Spongebob!

Spongebob!

- Yes, Mister Krabs?

You call me?

- Can you step into the dining room

for one moment, son?

Huah! Wha-wha-wha-wha-huah!

Front and center, and ready for duty, sir!

- That's the man who smashed my mailbox, officer!

- Well? - No, Mister Krabs,

I'd never do something like that!

- Of course you wouldn't!

It's just this loser's word against yours, boy-o.

They can't convict you for that.

- He ruined my fountain!

- Yeah, yeah! That's the guy!

- Mr. Squarepants, I'm afraid you're under arrest.

- But...but Mister Krabs.

I didn't do anything.

I was framed!

It wasn't me!

- Don't worry, boy-o!

I'm right behind you!

Look alive, Mr. Squidward!

I'm gonna visit Spongebob in the big house.

You are manning the grill!

Agh!

They let you out already?

Ugh, you look terrible, Spongebob!

- Well, get the food ready. It's almost time for lunch!

- Food?

Agh!

- Well, it's about time!

Agh!

This is ridiculous!

- Is this a restaurant or a garage?

Agh! Agh!

- Spongebob, what did you do?

The patties taste horrible! Everybody hates them!

- Unh.

What the...

Spongebob's gone crazy!

Run for your lives!

Spongy! Spongy!

- This is Perch Perkins live at the Krusty Krab,

where we understand that a local fry cook has just gone nuts.

Ooh!

This just in...

Why did you have to go nuts on company time, boy-o?

I'm gonna lose so much money.

- I didn't go nuts, Mister Krabs.

They must've mistaken me for someone else.

I'm innocent!

- Oh? Squeaky, squeaky?

- Save it for the judge, boy-o.

Come clean! Nobody else even looks like you!

Except that guy.

Squeaky, squeaky! Squeaky, squeaky!

- Local scientists now believe that the rampaging fry cook

is actually a prehistoric "cave sponge,"

once thought to be extinct. - Ah! Get him off!

- See! I didn't destroy any property!

It was that Cave Sponge!

Aw. He's just lost and scared.

He just needs another sponge to talk to.

- Shortly thereafter,

Mister Krabs and Spongebob went to City Hall

to confront the wild beast.

- We did?

- Don't worry, officer. I'm a fellow sponge.

He'll listen to me.

- Unh?

Ooh?

Spongebob.

Spongebob!

- Unh.

Spongy Spongy.

- Oof!

Now we're getting somewhere!

Sooo...can you please go downstairs now

and turn yourself in to the police?

Hello!

- Okay, Spongy Spongy.

I respect that. I'll leave you alone.

Squeaky, squeaky!

- Oh, you like that, huh?

- Spongy Spongy, wait!

Wahh!

Well, I talked him down.

Hooray.

Oh, please don't put Spongy Spongy in jail!

- Nobody's gonna put him in jail son.

He just saved the town millions by demolishing city hall.

It was due to come down next week.

- Ah! Spongy Spongy is free!

Spongy Spongy.

Spongy Spongy!

- And so, the savage beast finally soothed,

life in Bikini Bottom returns to normal...

if only for this episode.

This is Perch Perkins...

For Bikini Bottom News.

French Ah, behold the migration

of the majestic clams.

In search of warmer climates, and plentiful food.

The clams have begun to signal each other.

A hospitable location has been found.

The grace they exhibit is truly...

Zut alors!

Dive! Dive!

- Wow!

What are you doing, Spongebob?

I'm just checking out the beautiful clams.

Did you know it's migration season?

- Yeah, I know.

bawling]

I don't know!

I lied to you!

- Patrick, it's okay!

Okay.

- Do you need to blow your nose?

You're a good friend.

- So can I see the clams?

- Sure! Here, use these.

- Thanks!

Hey!

Patrick!

Maybe we better just use our eyes.

- Good idea.

Ooh!

Clams are so pretty!

- Just look at all those majestic species!

There's the Soft Shell Clam.

- The Hard Shell Clam.

The Giant Clam.

- Come on! Get out of the way!

- Even a Razor Clam.

- Just clean me up, as usual.

I'm beautiful!

- Aw, I wish the clams were closer to us

so we could get a better look.

Wait! I know!

They're always hungry when they migrate!

Patrick, the patties are for the clams!

- I'm sorry, Spongebob.

Patrick!

- What? I'm not perfect.

But I am full.

Nap time!

- Aw.

It's working!

- Isn't that beautiful?

- What is in a Squidward?

A Squidward by any other name would...

Uh. Where was I?

Ah, yes!

A Squidward, dancing fast,

moving like grace it...

Oh, that is it!

Will you clams clam up!

Oh, look at what the clams are doing to my beautiful home!

Spongebob, will you stop feeding those clams!

- Why, Squidward?

- Because they're making a me...

Agh! Stop!

- Maybe I have been feeding these clams too much.

I'll never be clean again!

Go on home, you clams!

I have to go to work now.

Go on. Go home.

I don't have anymore Krabby Patties for you.

You need to find your own food.

Okay then. I'll just...

Oh! Follow the leader!

Bye! I'll see you crazy clams later.

- Hey, that's mine!

What are you doing?

You know it's not nice to steal people's food!

Aw, don't worry.

I see that we understand each other completely now.

No! Bad clam!

Sorry, sir! - Blagh.

- What am I going to do?

I can't leave the clams alone.

They'll just have to go to work with me.

Come on, you clams!

No! Not again!

I just got clean!

- Remember, no stealing food.

- Perch here and be good clams while I work.

What the barnacle is going on here?

How did all these clams get inside?

- I couldn't leave them outside.

They were stealing people's Krabby Patties.

- Well, what do you think they're doing in here?

- Uh, stealing people's Krabby Patties?

- And costing me money!

Now get them out of here, boy!

Ow! - Bad clam!

Don't spit pearls at nice Mister Krabs!

- Pearls?

Ooh!

- Don't worry, Mister Krabs.

I'll get all these clams out of here right now.

- Not so fast, Spongebob.

What's your hurry?

- Didn't you just tell me to get the clams out of here

'cause they're stealing food from your customers?

- Ow! Forget the customers.

If these clams keep spitting pearls at me,

I'll be rich!

Good clams.

Good clams! Tee-hee-hee.

Bad clams!

Stupid clams! Smelly clams!

Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ah! Ow! Ow!

- I've gotta get these clams out of here!

Follow me, clams.

- Wait! Spongebob!

Come back with those crummy clams!

Whoa!

- I figured if I tire them out, maybe they'll behave better.

Let's go, clams. Good boys!

- Are you Steven?

- Oh, thank goodness!

I'm so new to this online dating thing.

I'm always afraid the guy won't show up!

You silver tongued devil you!

There you are!

No dawdling now, come on.

- Call me!

Whoa!

- Hey, there you are.

No, no pushing!

We share the swing.

Like this. Just watch.

Whee!

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

- There you are!

- Oh, hey, Squidward.

- Don't, "Oh, hey, Squidward" me!

Not after you lured these monsters into town.

They are a menace to society and we want them out!

- I'm sorry the clams messed things up,

but you must remember, they're wild animals.

- Exactly!

And wild animals don't belong in a civilized town!

- Oh, maybe you're right.

If you really want the clams gone,

then I'll lead them out of town.

- In that case, let me just say this from the heart.

Give me more pearls, you stupid, smelly clams!

- Well, then, I guess this is good-bye.

Huh?

- Oh, the life of a clam is the best!

Getting cold out.

Must be fall.

I hate to say it, little clams,

but it's time for you all to fly home to warmer climates.

Don't be sad.

We'll see each other next year. I promise.

Now go on.

The circle of life.

Whelp, guess I should migrate home, too.

- Well, it took me a whole season,

but it's finally clean.

The clams! They're back!

- Oh, wait, Squidward. It's just me!

Drool pool!

- What'd I miss?

- Okay, have fun, you two.

It sure is nice to be home.