11x08 - Sanitation Insanity/Bunny Hunt

[bunniefuu]

- Are you ready, kids?

Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

Aye, aye, Captain!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants! - Ready?

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

- Spongebob

Squarepants!

- You're just filthy trash. Get in the bag!

Filthy trash!

Gah! Trash juice!

- Hey, uh, maybe we should use another garbage bag, Mister Krabs.

This one's kinda full.

- Forget it, boy-o.

I'm not paying for another garbage bag.

Just put your back into it.

- Back, eh?

Like this?

let me help you with that.

Let me try.

Whee!

- Keep it up! It's working!

- Keeping it up, Mister Krabs.

Ha-yah!

Come in, base.

We found the trash flingers.

- Ow. Ung? Ugh. Ow.

Just as I thought.

Trying to save money on trash bags.

- I don't know what you're talking about, sir.

- You call us Trash Inspector, not sir!

We didn't go to garbage school for nothing!

Go Fighting Filthies!

- Whatever you say, inspector.

- What I say is...

You have been found guilty

of willful cheapskatery and flagrant trash flinging.

- Your sentence is to collect all the garbage

in Bikini Bottom using that.

that one.

- Whatever you say, inspectorers.

- All units...

Code - - reported near Bikini Flats.

- Someone's not separating their recycling.

Let's ride!

- All right, you heard the inspectors.

Get to picking up that trash!

- But it was your punishment.

- I like to think of it as our punishment.

And by ours, I mean yours!

Now get going!

- I'm gonna do what you said,

but you should know I resent it!

- I'm cool with that.

Aha!

Hoo. Huh!

Yo!

That was a close one.

See you later, little guy.

- Stupid, smelly garbage truck.

- Hey, Squidward!

- Whee!

Oh, all this fresh air feels great in my holes.

- It's my turn to ride on the back!

It's all yours!

- Hey, this is kinda nice.

Spongebob, watch where you're driving!

- I'm not driving, Squidward!

You know I don't have a license.

- You ready for a test drive?

- No problem, we'll try this one.

- Not to worry, we got plenty of...whoa!

Ah-choo!

- Wasn't that fun?

- No! Just get me out of this filth heap!

- Ugh, look at me, I'm a disgusting mess.

- Oh, here.

Try this hand sanitizer.

- No, no, no, wait, wait, wait,

don't...no, no!

- I wish you would... oh, hey, that's not too bad.

Well, now let's get all this nasty trash

in the truck and get out of here.

Ew, ew, ew, ew.

Ew!

- Hah!

- Oh! Watch it!

- Sorry, Squidward.

Hm...ooh!

Oh ho! What a cute little dolly.

He can be our truck mascot and ride with us in the cab.

- Oh, great idea.

Why don't I put him up front

while you pick up the rest of the trash?

- Thank you, Squidward.

- I wanna have fun.

- I wanna get good grades.

- Well, you should stop saying wanna, then.

- I wanna destroy you.

- What the...

- That doll's possessed!

That was so fun!

You gotta try it. - Forget it, you nitwit!

There's no way I'm getting in the back of that filth wagon!

Oh, my internal organs!

Hey, look.

We fit!

Isn't this cozy?

- Please let this nightmare end.

- Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

We did a good job.

Bikini Bottom looks so clean now.

- Just one more house, and I can finally

say goodbye to this trash life.

Let's get these in the truck and get out of here.

- Hey! Get away from my stuff!

- Oh, this isn't stuff, Patrick.

It's trash, and it needs to be thrown into the trash truck.

- No, it's mine!

- Fetch!

- Ooh, that looks fun!

Forget about the stick,

and help me get these cans in the truck.

- Hm? Patooie!

You betrayed me, stick!

- Let go!

Spongebob, help me!

Hold on, Spongebob!

- Get your hand off my can!

- Wow, Patrick. You must be working out.

- Yeah, the gym membership you got me

is really paying off.

- Stop consorting with the enemy!

he's not an enemy, Squidward.

He's my best friend.

Besides you.

Muah. - Ew.

- You know, maybe we should just let Patrick

keep his garbage.

- No. The trash inspector said

we had to collect all the town's trash

and that is what we are going to do.

- Nobody touches my trash.

- So, that's how you wanna play it.

It's time to take Patrick to the dump.

- Ooh, Squidward, you sound so tough.

- Engaging battle mode.

Hah!

- This is your last chance.

Give us your garbage,

or you're the one who'll be trashed!

- Hah, o-oh yeah, well,

you're j...uh...fight!

Picking up trash sure is hard work.

- Just give me your trash!

- No!

It's mine, and I love it!

- Give it!

- Never!

- Knock it off!

You ignoramuseses are ruining all me hard work!

What?

- Your hard work?

I've been tentacle deep in trash all day

and it's your fault!

- Trash fight!

Hey!

Uh-oh.

- Wanna pick that up?

- I hate that doll.

I am a culinary genius, no?

Here you are, sir.

Ze specialty of mah house.

Roast salad à la Squidward.

Sacré bleu!

I must apologize, monsieur!

I have forgotten the parsley for the garnish.

Stay warm, my little Squidy.

Le oww!

Typical, I always forget something.

A sea bunny?

That voracious vermin is ruining my French chef fantasy.

Why...ah!

- Grr!

Oh...oh, no, no, no, no.

I have a ticklish core!

My roast à la Squidward!

- What the...

Oof!

- I declare w*r on bunnies!

I am going to bury that bunny!

Wow.

That's the ugliest eggplant I've ever seen!

I don't think Squidward would mind

if I took a little taste.

Ooh, come here.

- Ha, he's gonna fall right into my trap.

Hello, Animal Control?

I've got a sea bunny cornered in my garden

and need assistance!

Did you have to catch him that easily?

- I demand the release of this poor woodland creature.

He's got rights too, you know.

- This is none of your business, Spongebob, go away.

- You want him? You can keep him.

Saves me a trip to the incinerator.

- Hooray!

- I'm warning you, Spongebob.

Keep that filthy animal away from my...

Vegetables!

That's what you like, isn't it, bunny?

We'll see what we got in the fridge.

- Whoops, I'm out of veggies.

But I got something even better.

Gary's food! Yay!

Does bunny wunny like his dinny winny?

All right, Gary's food is out. Got it.

I'll get you veggies. I'll be right back.

Bunny wunny!

I've got a surprise for you...

I'm gonna have to chew-proof this whole house fast!

Hot sauce ought to do the trick.

- Huh? No, no, no, no!

- My comic books!

- I gotta get rid of all that hot sauce.

Here we are!

Water supply...check.

Trampoline for hopping...check.

Buckteeth sharpener...check.

And an adding machine for multiplying...

Triple check-aroonie!

Now the bunny will be more than happy to stay in his cage.

- Doesn't like cage...

Check.

- No, no, bunny, don't go in there.

You'll get lost!

I need my jellyfishing net.

Where did I put that thing?

Probably dropped it in here somewhere.

Nyah, nyah... ah, got it!

- Hello!

- Patrick, did you fall between the cushions again?

- No, Spongebob, I fell between the cushions.

But I have a solution to your bunny problem.

I love the hunt!

No, no!

No, don't! Please don't! That's my...

All right, Patrick, that's enough hunting.

You can come out now.

- I can't see where I'm going.

How do I get out of here?

Spongebob, where are I?

- Stay where you are, Patrick! I've got an idea.

To the pet shop!

Thank you!

Patrick! I bought a second bunny

to lure the first bunny out of hiding.

- Hooray!

- Hold still, Patrick, I see you.

Thanks, buddy.

Aww, bunnies!

- One, two...

Three?

- More bunnies!

Yay!

Patrick, the hunt is on!

- Hey!

Come back, bunny wunnies!

This is the last carrot.

C'est la vie.

- One more step, and I will spit you on a roast!

I mean, roast you on a spit!

Oh, oh, what's happening?

- Don't worry, Squidward.

- Yeah. We're here to help!

- They're growing!

Hello, Animal Control?

Save me!

Get out of my house!

That'll get them out.

- Sorry about your house, Squidward.

- Yeah. We just heard.

I'm a bunny now!

I'm a bunny now!

- Okay, Mr. Tentacles, easy does it.

I'm a bunny now!

I'm a bunny now!