02x16 - Big Time Girl Group

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When will Gustavo get new posters?

Seriously, when is he going to dump this old sh*t?

Boy City, who now live in the Medieval Man City.

And Angel Angel.

Actually they weren't that bad. I would take her out.

And shouldn't the Boyz In The Attic poster be in the attic?

You know what? It's time for a new poster here.

I think it should be Big Time... Who are they?

And who sings our song?

Ladies, that sounded great.

uh... what is that?

And why are they singing our song?

And why are they singing our song?

That's Kat's Crew...

My new girl group and it's not your song anymore.

It's theirs.

Make it count, play it straight. Don't look back, don't hesitate

Make it count, play fair. Don't look back, don't doubt

When you go big time

If you're all for it

What you want, what you feel. Never quitin', make it real

What you want, what you feel. Don't ever stop, make it happen

When you go big time

If you're all for it

oh oh. Hey, hey, listen to your heart now

oh oh. Hey hey listen to your heart now

Hey hey, don't you feel the rush?

Hey hey, don't you feel that kick?

oh, oh. oh, oh. ohhhhh

oh, oh. oh, oh. ohhhhh

Go and shake it up. What ya got to lose?

Go and shake it up. What have you got to lose?

Go and make your luck with the life you choose

Go and get lucky with the life you choose

If you want it all, lay it on the line

If you want it all, risk it

It's the only life you've got so you gotta live it big time

It's the only life you have so you gotta live it big

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coolespence

Edited by

DryYoshi

Calm down!

A girl group and they get our song?

We love that song.

And they get a poster and we don't.

We deserve an explanation.

They don't even have a contract yet.

And Gustavo created that poster just to get Kat Sweet and her "crew" excited to come to Rocque Records.

Oh, so you're trying to say that Gustavo has already forgotten about us and moved on.

Relax, Gustavo is not going to forget about Big Time Rush.

Oh, big time...

big time...

Rush!

That's right.

Just relax for a while, because Kats' Crew is having a good time...

and I want to work with them a little longer...

and not with you.

Cindy, that's so crazy!

You know, I'm really glad you made new friends online.

I tend to disagree.

We don't buy those shares until they're up. Still Katie?

Mom!

Those are my advisors and the Asian stock markets will open in minutes.

Darling I love you. But it's weird that you don't have friends your own age.

What are you talking about? I have Tyler.

Hiding a boy from an overzealous stage mother isn't friendship.

Have you seen Tyler? We have an audition.

Sorry, I didn't see him.

Okay, where is he?

She wants me to be in an underwear commercial.

Thanks, Katie.

Can't even find one new girlfriend your own age?

What about you? I never see you hanging out with friends either.

Um... Maybe it's because I'm chasing four boys and a daughter to keep things normal here.

Studies have shown that a lack of interpersonal relationships ultimately leads to loneliness.

Both of you are getting old and living alone with some cats.

Okay, let's find some friends.

Okay, let's find some friends.

Stay out? This is our studio.

I also had a really cool idea for the music video for the song.

We are captains of a spaceship.

And an evil space villain....

teleports us to his planet and sh**t us with a dance beam.

But we hit him with our secret w*apon and b*at him.

That's actually a good idea.

That's why it should be our song because we sing much better than them and their poster is stupid.

First, this will soon be our studio.

Second, we sing much better than you.

And third...

Where is your poster?

Where is your poster?

logan?

They are clearly younger than us.

And girls so we can't b*at them up. We can only welcome them to Rocque Records.

Tell Gustavo to give our song back to us and we'll think about it.

Forget it.

Forget it.

Well, we dance better than you.

What's really important in music videos is how we're going to win our song back.

They dance better than Big Time Rush and they will be great in a music video.

Beautiful. Ladies, take a break and take a look at the studio.

Which can become yours.

Looks like the cats...

Taking over the house from the dogs.

Taking over the house from the dogs.

Oh, they're cheeky, we're not good at being bold!

Hey, we're really good at being cheeky!

So are you enjoying your time in Palm Woods?

Yes, we do.

And are you looking for new friends like us?

Yes, we do.

So where are you from?

Yes, we do.

They don't speak English.

Yes I know.

We are here to break into the circus business.

My mother is also a mime player.

There's no drink there, Mom!

Here's how we're going to do it, Red takes care of the getaway car and Babyface is on the lookout.

Ah, is the girlfriend looking good going?

It's going great!

Just need some normal people move into the Palm Woods.

Hi, my daughter and I are new here...

and we heard we can get bocce balls here.

Hi.

Would you mind if my daughter and I join in for a friendly game?

That sounds like fun, I'll see you there.

haha! You don't get that, "jeu de boules ball".

I told you we can be kind.

We are Big Time Rush and we can handle three year old girls with ease!

You can't hit us!

You can't hit us!

We know that!

We know that!

Just return the song, it was ours before.

And we have a great idea for a video clip with villains and a spaceship.

This video clip takes place in an alley, with dancing, explosions and with us, not with you.

But this song has a rap...

And only Logan can rap here.

Watch.

I don't mean to be mean, but this is how we rock.

This is the house of Big Time Rush, not a litter box.

You guys have posters on the wall, but it doesn't matter because we're going to rock and put posters on the wall… eventually.

Watch out!

There was too much pressure, okay?

Listen now, because this is how it goes.

This is Kat's house now, not stupid bros.

And I mean it when I scream and you don't have to read between them.

'Cause you know we're always attacking it.

Big Time Rush ends up just like Boyz in the Attic.

Just a distant memory on the wall.

You can't hit us!

You can't hit us!

So how did Boyz in the Attic actually end up?

Boys In The Attic, also known as BIA, was producer Gustavo Rocque's first successful band.

But they soon fell out of favor and dropped out of the record company shortly after Rocque Records signed the girl group Angel Angel.

That's just like us.

Where are they now?

Boyz in the Attic is still in LA, working on a comeback in the studio.

Put it on a map.

Are you sure it's here?

According to the fansite that has more than 20,000 followers, yes.

Big Time Rush, we've been expecting you.

Okay. Let's play some bocce.

Okay, that's against the point. Do you want one more time?

I think we've played enough.

Yeah, I think you played a little too strong.

You play to win, not to lose.

Look, we haven't seen your son. And haven't you noticed that he doesn't want to be an actor?

Okay, she's gone.

Thank you.

We can't hide you forever.

Only one more year, I promise.

So, do you really live in an attic?

Only until our comeback blows up.

Yes, but why is he reading a medical book and not dancing?

I've always wanted to be a doctor, so if this doesn't work, I'll go to doctor's school.

Do you have a comb or a sandwich with you?

He's the beautiful one.

Look, we just want to know what happened to you.

What happened to BIA is going to happen to BTR.

We walked into the studio one day and there is a poster of Angel Angel hanging on the wall.

And they were singing one of our songs and the next thing we knew was: Bye bye, Boyz In The Attic.

Don't make such a noise!

Come on mom, we're practicing here!

So, this whole thing started when you guys lost the song to a new girl group?

We've brought you here to show you some surprising numbers if you decide to sign Kat's Crew.

If you look closely you will see it.

Big Time Rush records sales without a girl group in the studio...

goes up making Rocque Records about a million dollars.

Impressive.

But with two bands in the studio, record sales drop, Rocque Records goes bankrupt and you get so stressed you die.

Are you ready?

We just saved your life.

But according to our calculations with Kat's Crew the profit sh**t up to billion d

ollar.

Oh, and according to this pie chart, girl groups are cool and guys are stupid.

That is so not true!

Is it!

Stop! Stop, stop!

Now, cats, if you want to sign with my awesome record company, don't be stupid like the dogs.

And dogs, stop being stupid!

Both sides have been warned.

You're not going to stop being stupid, are you?

You've seen the research results, haven't you?

Okay, the toilet is fixed and you have to change your antisocial behavior before you can make friends with others.

Look who's talking, your best friend is a plunger.

You leave Unstoppie out of here.

We can do this. Somewhere here are our future friends.

I don't know why she doesn't like us.

I like you!

Cats hate junk.

So we're gonna be the dirtiest dogs in town.

This is going to be the dirtiest studio in town.

And they will be so disgusted that they decide not to sign a contract with Gustavo.

Let's get dirty!

What is this?

Not our best plan.

Run!

Run!

Cats are mean.

So when they slip on the Rocque Records dance floor...

they will yell at Gustavo and stop.

What are you doing now?!

Wait, Gustavo! No!

Wait, Gustavo! No!

Cats hate stench.

That's why they'll run to another studio if they smell our Big Time Stink b*mb.

I can't believe Gustavo gave his private bathroom to a girl group.

He didn't.

Oh no!

Where are they? Where are they?!

Behind the couch.

Is this a bad time to talk about our poster on the wall?

What should we do now?

He chooses them over us.

I flip.

I'll tell you what we're not going to do. Let history repeat itself.

We will show you how to get rid of the cats.

We need: soap, water, a very large sponge, rolls of toilet paper, anchovy pizzas, a tuna sandwich...

and gout medicine.

We have everything you asked for.

Now then, how do we use this stuff to destroy Kat's Crew?

First we eat this food.

I take a sponge bath.

Aye!

Oh yeah. Now I can dance again.

When we tried to destroy Angel Angel, we threw eggs at them every time they came to the studio.

Eggs.

Understood.

Next up, stay up all night like we did and make fake phone calls to them so they're too tired to sing in the morning.

Wait, if you took all the time to get Angel Angel out, when did you get time to practice your music?

This isn't about music, it's about getting a girl group out.

How much do you know about flaming poop bags?

Hey?

Why don't you write this down? You don't want to end up like this, do you?

We will if we continue to behave that way.

Hey man, it's k*ll or be k*lled in this business.

All Gustavo cares about is money.

Once Kat's crew starts earning more than Big Time Rush, you're Big Time over.

Yep, that's what I mean. What do I hear? , um...

I have never been so humiliated in all my life!

Okay, I think we should already consider buying cats.

I just wanted to say that you guys aren't very friendly.

We know that, but your son doesn't want to be an actor, so I think it's time we all got the facts straight.

I just... I just wanted something special for Tyler. A better life, you know?

I just need to stop this madness and take Tyler back to Indiana.

You can't do that, I love this place.

But you can't have both.

Maybe he can have a little fun every now and then.

How about no auditions before noon?

He gets some playing time and you can still get a sh*t at the Big Time.

I could use a chase break. And besides, just sitting with you is nice.

Then it's a deal, but I'm still going to hide Tyler from you.

I look forward.

Tyler?

Tyler!

Tyler!

Well, looks like someone has made friends here.

Katie, are we going to play some boules in the park?

I'll be there.

Dogs, I'm glad you're here.

Sit down!

This doesn't look good.

I have something to say to all of you.

I like both bands at this table.

But I'm not going through what I've been through in the 's.

Now, Kat's crew is very talented and they dance and sing great.

But the dogs have always been by my side and I must do the same.

and stand by their side.

no matter how stupid they are

to be!

You girls are amazing and someone is going to make you stars, just not here at Rocque Records.

Come on crew, we're leaving.

Guard.

Guard.

What! Not waiting!

James, get up.

Kat's Crew is very talented and you have to give them a contract, Gustavo.

We acted stupid, not they.

We were jealous, they had a poster, we didn't get a poster.

And we don't want to live in an attic together.

We remain on one condition. You sing I Know You Know.

We sing it under one condition...

You do the rap.

You do the rap.

And you get to be in our spaceship video, where we defeat the space villain with our secret w*apon.

And the space villain walks into an alley where there is dancing and explosions.

I'm the producer here. I make all the music and video choices.

Oh really? Think you can handle the dogs and the cats?

Yes, because I am the big dog and the king of the jungle and I say no spaceship, expl*sive alley video!

Maybe this could be the line

Maybe this could be the line

That starts the whole story

That the whole story begins

Maybe you could be the one

Maybe you could be the one

The one who's meant for me

The one destined for me

Got me in a hurry

You got me fast

But don't you gotta worry

But you don't have to worry

slow down when you say slow down

Slow down when you say slow down

We can party like the weekend

We can party like the weekend

Got me thinking we could be a thing, yeah

Make me think we can have something, yeah

I know you know I got your heart thumping

I know you know I make your heart b*at

I know you know we know we got something

I know you know we know we got something

We could be on to something so good

We can have something really good

Tell me that you're mine

Say you're mine

I know you know you got my heart thumping

I know you know I make your heart b*at

I know you know we know we got something

I know you know we know we got something

Hey baby, you drive me crazy

Hey baby you're driving me crazy

It ain't about what you done for me lately

It's not about what you did for me recently

It's all about you

It's all about you

No lie, it's the truth

No lie, it's the truth

Just wanna say I got a big time crush on you

I just want to say that I am very much in love with you

I know, you know

I know, you know

(We could be something) I know, you know

(We can have something) I know, you know

we got something

we have something

Weekend. Party like the weekend. You got me thinking we could be a thing, yeah

Weekend. Party like the weekend. You make me think we can have something, yeah

I know you know I got your heart thumping

I know you know I make your heart b*at

I know you know we know we got something

I know you know we know we got something

right. We're two of a kind

Right. We are two of the same kind

So let's party like it's'

So let's party like it's

Yeah-yeah. yeah-yeah

Yes Yes. Yes Yes

oh-woah, oh-woah

oh-wow, oh-wow

We got something so right

We have something so right

Come on, space heroes!

That was amazing.

Yes, but one more thing before my dogs and cats leave me so I can have some peace and quiet.

And this is way too late.

Crazy!

And what about our poster?

What's up with your poster?

Let's dance!

They are making a comeback.

They are making a comeback.

I heard that.

Step it up, get in gear. Go for broke, make it clear

Come on, get started. Go for it, make it clear

Gotta go big time

You have to go hard for it

Make it work, get it right. Change the world overnight

Make it work, do it right. Change the world tonight

Gotta dream big time

Must dream big

Hey Hey. Give it all you got now

Hey, hey. Give it all you've got now

Hey Hey. Isn't it a rush?

Hey, hey. Isn't it a kick?

Go and shake it up, what you got to lose?

Go and shake it up. What have you got to lose?

Go and make your luck with the life you choose

Go and get lucky with the life you choose

If you want it all, lay it on the line

If you want it all, risk it

It's the only life you've got, so you gotta live it big time

It's the only life you have so you gotta live it big