02x19 - Big Time Prom Kings

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Well, this should be interesting.

This month, teens from all over the world take part in a ride of passage.

And that passage is simply known as…

The ball.

The dance party of dances where boys and girls get together and rent clothes and dresses that the parents are afraid to wear.

mr. Rocque, we gave you over a year of our lives chasing pop stardom.

Please don't make us give up on that magical magical night of dancing...

To kiss...

and tasty spare ribs.

The one night where a simple boy from Minnesota can become a king.

Now we beg you, Gustavo Rocque... Will you give us the gift of the prom?

Good speech.

I remember my ball and the boys deserve one too.

And oh look, a letter opener.

Please, please...

All right, I'll pay for your ball.

Why oh oh, he said yes.

It's the radio.

He plays Big Time Rush.

Turn it off.

I don't know how to get it off.

Just press the button on the left.

He's not going out!

Make it count, play it straight. Don't look back, don't hesitate

Make it count, play fair. Don't look back, don't doubt

When you go big time

If you're all for it

What you want, what you feel. Never quitin', make it real

What you want, what you feel. Don't ever stop, make it happen

When you go big time

If you're all for it

oh oh. Hey, hey, listen to your heart now

oh oh. Hey hey listen to your heart now

Hey hey, don't you feel the rush?

Hey hey, don't you feel that kick?

oh, oh. oh, oh. ohhhhh

oh, oh. oh, oh. ohhhhh

Go and shake it up. What ya got to lose?

Go and shake it up. What have you got to lose?

Go and make your luck with the life you choose

Go and get lucky with the life you choose

If you want it all, lay it on the line

If you want it all, risk it

It's the only life you've got so you gotta live it big time

It's the only life you have so you gotta live it big

Subtitle by

DryYoshi

Well?

He said yes!

We need dresses!

Are balls supposed to hurt?

So, should I rent a tuxedo or...

If that's your way of asking me out to prom, then let's go.

Okay, I don't care. We have nothing in common.

And she can go to the ball with whoever she wants.

No worries. If I'm the ball king...

is there enough room for you and the other non-kings in my court.

Did you buy a crown?

Yes, ball crowns are usually made of cardboard.

I wanted something more authentic.

Surely you see, Your Majesty, that the couple who have the longest together usually becomes king and queen.

And that's me and Jo.

I'm not afraid of you.

Unless the sentimental voices predominate that go to the nicest person at the prom.

And that's Camille.

And her date.

Or the vote for the hottest couple I'll be when I choose my queen.

You may want to bow now.

I might want to hit you now.

Let's not forget the underdog voice given to the most unexpected couple at the ball.

Which will be me and Jennifer.

Which?

I do not know yet. But that's why I hired my Jennifer advisor.

Okay, let's get you a date to the prom.

Take off the helmet.

I'm still waiting for that bow.

You are going to die.

Impressive.

Jo Taylor...

half of the longest-serving couple on the Palm Woods...

Wanna be my date to the prom?

No.

What?

It's the ball.

And we need to teach James a big lesson.

And what are you doing on Friday?

Nothing. Because of what happened Monday.

Do you remember?

Remember: on weekdays I have to be home by o'clock.

Relax, we still have plenty of time.

It's only...

midnight.

quick! Away!

There were many stars in the sky and we...

Mr. Taylor, sir. Nice to see you...

The curfew breaker.

Jo is under house arrest for a week and is only allowed out of the apartment for her work.

Yes. sir. But this weekend is the prom and I was just wondering if we...

That does not help!

First we need to figure out which Jennifer would go to the prom with you.

Which means we need to find out which one has a soul.

How do we do that?

The dead bird test.

We're throwing this fake dead bird in the Jennifers' path.

And the one with a soul will respond with compassion.

iel.

Disgusting.

Oh, how pathetic.

That's your girl.

Okay, wish me luck.

Guard. If she's with the other Jennifers she'll reject you.

We have to separate them.

Divorce the Jennifers?

That... That's never been done before.

Until today.

Out of the way! Live!

Don't die, fight for your life!

An outfit...

for a king.

You do know you can't take yourself to the prom, right?

Don't you think I'll be the king?

No, you will be king. And I will take care of it.

Continue.

Okay look, I can't let Camille and Steve be king and queen.

That's like being engaged to be engaged.

And, of course, she gets the sentimental voice.

So you like Camille again?

I'm not sure. But I'm sure if so it's impossible to have with her when she's someone's queen.

Now we need to find you the hottest date in the world if you want to win that crown.

I'm thinking about that girl in -K or the new girl in -R.

You think like a farmer, my friend.

You have to think like a king.

Aubrey Stewart.

Aubrey Stewart is a parody of Kristen Stewart and Vampire Stories Chronicles Saga a parody of the Twilight saga.

From the Vampire Stories Chronicles Saga trilogy

Impossible.

Not if you have her home address.

Do you have her home address?

No, we need to get her home address.

These are the finest ball pros available in LA in such a short time.

You're fired, you're fired. Out!

I like f*ring people.

What was that?

Next week we're going to make a new album and the dogs have made a wimp out of me.

I have agreed to this ball for example.

And I need to get sharp again.

In fact...

You are fired!

Beautiful. Then you can cook and DJ for a hundred teenagers and photograph them...

because you just got the only people available who can work Friday...

because all over LA it's ball season.

Sorry, you weren't fired!

Now then...

How do you make a ball?

Come on, I've said "please" several times.

I can't go because I can't leave the apartment.

I don't even know if this is legal.

Life is short.

And you only get one or two balls in your whole life.

Three if you are a very pretty.

You do know my father was in the navy, right?

And you know we've been dating the longest, which means we were made for queen and queen.

He's right, Jo.

What if we are seen?

I'll get an angrier father and you'll be under house arrest longer.

But it would have been worth it because we danced all night and I could tease James about it.

But most of all dancing all night.

What should I do?

Leave it to me.

Buddha Bob.

Will you help me get Jo off the second floor balcony so we can go to the prom together?

Yeah, fine.

Once I help Carlos break up the Jennifers.

Sorry, I have to clean this up.

I have to go to the...

Sorry, only room for one.

Hey Jennifer.

Wow.

I've never seen you without the other Jennifers.

I know.

It feels...

I was just wondering...

Do you want to go to the ball with me?

Okay.

Bye.

Well what did she say?

She said yes!

Taking the Jennifers apart was genius!

That's dollars.

dollars and cents.

Thank you Katie.

Okay, the plan is simple.

As your agent, I'll tell her that a date with you to a ball would be great publicity.

The king approves. Continue.

Hey guys.

I represent singer James Diamond, I...

She is not interested in publicity dates.

And any sudden movements will be treated right away.

I need another plan soon.

That's right.

Sudden movement!

Code red!

Hey I'm James from Big Time Rush and do you want to go to the Palm Woods ball with me?

Good.

She said yes!

Balls hurt!

Okay.

Chef Gustavo with the ball's delicious two-choice menu.

check.

Ball photographer Rocque and a beautiful romantic backdrop.

check.

DJ G Rocque and the ball theme song for the king-and-queen spotlight dance.

Same theme song written on their souvenir glassware.

Nothing Even Matters.

This ball literally goes...

Rocquen.

You're not going to wear that to the prom, are you?

Oh yeah.

Cause the world stops when I put my arms around you, around you

'Cause the world stops when I put my arms around you, wrap you around

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

They can all talk, say what they want about us, about us

They can all talk, say what they want about us, about us

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

It's like on

e for the haters and two for all of those who try to shut us down, they don't really know

It's one for the haters and two for all those who try to destroy us, they don't really know

There ain't nothing they can do that can tear us apart

There's nothing they can do to tear us apart

no

no

This wall we built together, there ain't no way of knocking it over

This wall we made together can never be knocked down

We'll be here forever, getting closer, and closer baby

We'll be here forever, getting closer, and closer baby

Cause the world stops when I put my arms around you, around you

'Cause the world stops when I put my arms around you, wrap you around

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

They can all talk, say what they want about us, about us

They can all talk, say what they want about us, about us

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

Nothing even matters

nothing matters anymore

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

We don't even need to fight

We don't even have to fight

Everything will be alright

Everything will be fine

Nothing even matters, but you and I

Nothing matters but you and me

They can all talk, say what they want about us, about us

They can all talk, say what they want about us, about us

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

Cause the world stops when I put my arms around you, around you

'Cause the world stops when I put my arms around you, wrap you around

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

Cause the world stops when I put my arms around you, around you

'Cause the world stops when I put my arms around you, wrap you around

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

Okay.

We're going to the ball.

You see. Isn't this better than being under house arrest?

Okay okay. DJ G Rocque says you ballers to get on the dance floor.

And don't forget to vote for ball king and queen.

We'll pick the winners after dinner, so stop on the dance floor and get dancing!

Salads, salads!

Your Majesty, will you dance?

Accidents happen on the dance floor.

You can dance there.

I would like to dance with my date.

Over there.

What are you doing?

You can't not be ball king if the voters never see you dancing with your queen.

I know that.

Emergency dance block, now!

So...

You look different.

At the Jennifers we normally do each other's hair and makeup...

but tonight I feel so free now that I'm away from them.

Salad menu.

Enjoy it.

Normally I would think of being a prom queen, but...

tonight i'm just thinking about...

why you need forks.

Or we can focus on ball being king and queen and...

She's just very hungry.

Nice and fresh.

Hey guys.

Do you want to calm down?

Have some fun and vote for ball king and queen.

Sorry. I am a bit nervous.

I've never sneaked out while under house arrest.

Look, your father has tucked you in and Buddha Jo is pretending to sleep in your room.

Now vote for me and you for ball king and queen.

Do you vote for yourself?

Isn't that gross?

No, James is rude.

Vote for us now so we can win.

Well, I'm going for the sentimental voice and vote for Camille and her date.

No not true.

Why is everything so hard to understand on BTR?

Well, we went to vote for James and Aubrey but they're not together.

No. Well, I'm working on it.

You said "we".

Is that your date for tonight?

My guitar.

Oh no.

That would be weird.

So, do you like it?

Yes.

I think this is a good time for Aubrey and I to dance.

Alone.

The spare ribs are coming soon.

Let's wait for meat.

Yo.

The only reason I brought her is to be ball king!

I can't if I can't dance with her!

To cry?

No no no. Do not Cry.

Just say "good" like you always do and we'll dance.

You know what happens when someone Ms. Aubrey makes you cry?

You know, I'm thinking about it.

Emergency dance block, now!

Wait, what?

Balls hurt.

Okay let's keep the music going and the ball king and queen votes come@

And don't forget your Palm Woods ball

to have a photo taken.

Photos.

Okay. Just laugh.

It's dinner time.

We will be right back!

Beautiful.

What do you think you're doing?

Don't stuff the voting box so that James ball becomes king.

We mean by the Jennifers.

You may be able to separate us, but you cannot separate us.

And if you hurt her tonight, we'll team up again and hurt you.

Hurt her? My queen?

Why would I do that?

You know what's fun?

Farmers.

Farmers are fun.

Okay.

I feel so free.

Let's dance!

Okay. You should forget about your father and remember to have some ball fun.

Yes, but you don't know my father as well as I do.

Hi.

Why don't you go on the dance floor?

You have my vote for king and queen, don't make me take it back.

She is right. You have to relax and the future king and queen have to go on the dance floor.

Meat or fish? What does it matter.

Don't forget to take your ball pictures.

Under the table.

Yes, your father was a Marine.

But he's not in the CIA.

Is your father in the CIA?

I can't.

Honey, I'm sorry you couldn't go to the prom.

Next year I'll rent a big limo for you and Kendall.

Okay, rest well.

I love you too, Dad.

I'm here.

This is all your fault!

My fault?

You're the one who chose the antisocial, over-emotional superstar.

Now the ball is king.

Ball king?

Who cares about the ball king? I just want to get out of here alive!

Well, good luck with that because they've got every exit guarded.

You are the smart one.

Is the pretty one supposed to figure this out or the smart one, huh?

Wow.

You know good moves and stuff.

I think I'm a little out of rhythm.

I'm used to dancing with the other Jennifers.

Look, like this.

Maybe you should dance with them.

No, I'm free.

I want to do something crazy.

Do not!

I don't think I'll ever hang out with the Jennifers again.

Stop it, Jennifer.

I think we should just stay friends.

Are you dumping me now?

Trust me, it's for your own good.

Why is she crying?

Did you just dump her?

Yes, and if I were you I would team up again and destroy myself.

Much better.

Grab it.

Hello, is it okay if I interrupt you dancing?

We don't dance.

Right. Sorry, but it's a massive emergency.

Yeah, fine.

Thank you.

Logan, what's going on?

James is trapped in the toilet because three big bodyguards are after him and I need your help.

Why are three bodyguards after James?

Okay, uh...

You may hate me after this but I didn't want you and Steve Ball to be king and queen...

and i know we broke up but i'm in love with you again.

I can't let you be engaged to a boy for-and-forth and I'm sorry.

Damn you are so cute.

You are insane!

Well, you asked me to thank a plan and I did.

I don't like this plan.

Yeah, but I don't really like it either.

Well, neither do I. I had to stop because I had to get past Aubrey's three bodyguards.

Now... let's go, my lady.

What?

Stay in love.

Okay, it's almost time to announce ball king and queen.

Who will it be?

But first, it's time to take it slow.

Grab that one special...

Not too tight.

and shuffle.

I don't regret our decision.

Because we're at the prom, you'll be my queen and I can b*at James.

But most of all you are my queen.

But sometimes it's worth separating parents and party.

Whatever they do for work.

Precisely.

Let's dance.

Okay, suspect has been caught, daughter is unharmed...

but in big trouble.

Okay, now I regret our decision.

marching.

Okay, it's time to announce the ball king and queen.

Longest pair of votes wins.

Kendall and Jo.

I'm sorry, Mr. Taylor. We haven't been able to take our picture yet!

We have not yet...

Who is second?

The sentimental voice.

Camille and Steve.

We fit.

To avoid any confusion.

Sorry.

It is well.

It is well.

Carlos and Jennifer are third.

Help me, help me!

Well, there goes the underdog vote.

Then I go with the spotlight vote.

Whoever is in the spotlight wins.

Okay, the ball king and queen are...

Logan and Jamie.

Well, you're not ball king but you are...

Not...

say.

Cause the world stops when I put my arms around you, around you

'Cause the world stops when I put your arms around you, wrap you around

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

They can all talk, say what they want about us, about us

They can all talk, say what they want about us, about us

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

Cause the world stops when I put my arms around you, around you

'Cause the world stops when I put your arms around you, wrap you around

And nothing even matters

And nothing matters anymore

Step it up, get in gear. Go for broke, make it clear

Come on, get started. Go for it, make it clear

Gotta go big time

You have to go hard for it

Make it work, get it right. Change the world overnight

Make it work, do it right. Change the world tonight

Gotta dream big time

Must dream big

Hey Hey. Give it all you got now

Hey, hey. Give it all you've got now

Hey Hey. Isn't it a rush?

Hey, hey. Isn't it a kick?

Go and shake it up, what you got to lose?

Go and shake it up. What have you got to lose?

Go and make your luck with the life you choose

Go and get lucky with the life you choose

If you want it all, lay it on the line

If you want it all, risk it

It's the only life you've got, so you gotta live it big time

It's the only life you have so you gotta live it big