02x05 - Mimi from Miami

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02x05 - Mimi from Miami

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YOU ARE STILL NOT READY

Mimi, don't tell me you exist
in La Cubana without me!

I never will.

Very delicious.

I think I might
miss Miami food more

than missing you.

Wait.

Your hair looks different.

Thank you for paying attention.

I moved my ombre
two centimeters,

and I became a different person.

I like it.

Are you very excited

for your special day next week?

I'm sure you mean our special day.

-Twin birthdays!
-Twin birthdays!

I'm so sad for us
can't be together this year.

Yes. I miss you.

I miss you more.

By the way, give it a try
not to be too sad

on our anniversary without me.

bye.

I won't be sad.

Ready for Bloody Birthday Party
Gabby D's first solo?

Perfect.

CARRIER ALIEN DUTY LIST

Yes, yes

I'm as normal as a fish on a bicycle

Can adapt
Like summer and ice

Don't fight
Be what you are

BATH

I'm skating off the track

While trying to stay inside
No surprise I failed

It's okay, I'm unique

I'm unique

Every time you feel something

Feel like you don't understand humans

So what?

I do what I like

You do what you like

When we don't match

We stand out among people
And shine

I do what I like

I'm the only one

Don't try
to adjust

I do what I like

Our tragedy begins
on my th birthday.

What will this story be
so sad for me?

One hundred percent.

My best friend Mimi and I

have the same birthday.

Our mother is planning a party
apart on the same day.

Nobody came.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Our friends say
don't want to hurt anyone,

so, they missed both.

Worse.

Next year,
our parents held

party together
so that it doesn't happen again.

It's fast becoming a tradition,
and soon after,

I share a birthday party
every year with my best friend!

Wait.

That's not too bad.

Share birthday party
with your best friend.

You actually sound
very impressive.

That's not awesome.

Birthday is the only one
time of year

when you can make
everything about you,

and I never had one.

Not to mention the fact that Mimi

really like to b*at me
in a birthday party.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
GABBY AND MIMI

Like on our anniversary

when I want to do
cool birthday dance.

Come on, Gabby!

Mimi always wanted to b*at me.

Come on, Mimi!

Come on, Mimi!

Come on, Mimi!

Why don't you ask for it
to dampen it?

Wes... Mimi and I don't like drama.

We're Girls Without Drama.

Girls Without Drama?

Seven years of friendship
and never fight.

Girls Without Drama...

You b*at each other
but no drama?

Exactly.

Female friendship is confusing.

Good thing you don't have to worry.
This year Mimi's in Miami,

and I can hold

Bloody Birthday Party
Gabby D's epic first solo.

So, Gabby held a
birthday party.

"RSVP

or never show
your face in front of me again."

What does RSVP mean?

Who knows.

However, if we want to go to Gabby's party,

looks like we have to.

This sounds troublesome.

Do we want to be a part
from Gabby's birthday?

by invitation,

there will be small food
with a toothpick there.

Orb, clear my afternoon schedule!

No calls
annoying phone!

We need to find out what RSVP means!

It stands for
"Repondez, s'il vous plait",

he just wants to know
can you come

Nobody asked.

I paid dollars for
Blooderella themed decor.

I sacrifice my Saturday
to make the perfect pinata.

I ordered a special cake.

I canceled the cake
and order a better one.

We have tried hard
for Gabby this year.

Very hard.

The question is, will we
got a thank you?

That's difficult.

Gabby is so obsessed
on his birthday.

Yes. However, we have tried
with all one's might.

We do everything.

Do you know?

It will be a great year.

I can feel it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GABBY!

Nice decoration.

-Who did it?
-Who cares?

This will be
the best party

never existed.

Just imagine.

First, to set the mood,

I will destroy the pinata right away

with deafening cheers

of all my closest friends.

Yes. Destroy it.

Then, I play the playlist
birthday special

which I have compiled throughout the year.

Yes. Play.

Then, for the climax,

I will cut the birthday cake

three Blooderella themed levels,

that will blow up something
called fake blood

in very large quantities.

That doesn't seem necessary.

Right?

It's going to be a birthday
best alone ever.

Finally, for the first time,
everything will be about...

Some came earlier.
Let's start this party.

Happy birthday Gabby D

Happy birthday...

Mimi!

I'm here!

You don't have to be sad anymore!

Hooray!

Hooray!

Youre here.

I bought you a small gift!

Happy birthday

Great.

I have nothing because
didn't know you were coming.

However, why are you here?

I invited him.

I thought, what better gift

than fly
your best friend from Miami

so you can continue
your birthday tradition

Ma'am, that sounds expensive.

Of course. However, I'm sure
Gabby is very grateful.

However, what about
your friends and family?

They understand.

Especially when I say
how sad are you

celebrate our anniversary without me.

Yes, right. our birthday.

I just feel bad

because you're wearing
travel clothes

and I'm wearing
this super cool outfit

and I definitely will
brighter than you.

This is just my travel outfit.

Fine, perfect.

You look so beautiful.

Then, I bought this for our cake.

It's me.

Alright, we have narrowed it down

to be the most logical possibility.

Should be one of these.

However, how do we know
Which RSVP is real?

I don't want to look stupid

in front of all the snacks
with a toothpick.

Jeremy, there's only one way
to find out.

We have to do everything.

Orb, what time does the party start?

About one more minute.

When will it end?

In about two hours.

That means we have time
one hour minute.

No one needs
party more than minutes.

Look at him.

Look at that monster.

He's a monster, but he's your best friend?

I love her.

He is my tether.

However, on our anniversary,

he's the worst
that ever happened to me.

Why don't you talk
with him about it?

Wes, how many times
should I explain?

We're Girls Without Drama.

Repeat to me
so I know you understand.

You Girls Without Drama.

Good. Now excuse me,

I will undermine his every move

and upgrade it cooler.

Let's start this game.

Sounds like drama.

All right, everyone.

Who's ready to see me
destroy this pinata?

I will definitely get a say
thanks for the pinata.

This is it, honey.

One big hit.

Get your energy out.

Come on, Gabby!

May I try it?

It doesn't matter.
I don't need that.

He will do it
with his mind.

Yes!

All right, everyone!

Move to the next phase
from my party!

Our party.

The pinata was broken.

RSVP, Swift Ruptured Volcanic Pimple.

Swift's Ruptured Volcanic Pimple

Laughing at Someone
Very Valuable.

You're rotting in your sh*t
for hours.

Ride on Super Cool Bangs.

Et in hora Mortis nostrae


Bring it back for me, Jeremy.

Record Vocals of Songs Professionally.

Ave Maria

Record Vocals of Songs Professionally

That's all.

Yes.

Look, playlist
perfect birthday.

He's coming! DJ Candy Beans!
All the way from Miami!

How is everyone!

Everyone say
"Happy Birthday to Mimi!"

And Gabby.

Gosh, friends!

Guys, stop it,
I can't dance now.

That would be too much.

Stop begging.

Nobody's begging, Gabby.

All right, I'll do it!

Come on, Gabby!

Looks like Gabby stole
a little bit of your attention, huh?

Could it be that you two
have to talk about it?

Talk about what?

I love Gabby's dance.

Who are you?

Happy birthday

Happy birthday

Happy Birthday Mimi

, Gabby

Happy birthday

You don't have to!

They didn't.

Who wants to do
first cut?

Not!

This should be my party!

Then, today should be
is about me!

Gabby, what happened?

This cake should be mine!

He spoils Mimi's party.

All right, Gabby,
I leave you alone.

However, I brought our cake!

Not.

Nobody stole my cake,
thank you very much!

I know I should have thought more

about what happened
between both,

but what do you think
is that a thank you?

I think we both know
the answer is "no".

Gabby.

We were broken up, teased and taped.

Indeed, the pony is more arrogant,

but hopefully
still considered RSVP.

No time, can't talk!

I have a cake to catch.

Besides, you guys
don't do RSVP!

I will destroy you, Mimi!

I will crush you so hard!

Mimi, come back here!

No, I'm going back to Miami!

Please stop.

What?

Do you want to apologize?

No, I want my cake back!

I don't understand.

We do all RSVP
makes sense.

The worst part,

there are snacks with toothpicks.

There isn't any.

I lied about it
for you to come.

What are you doing here, Howard?

I just need some fresh air.

I just realized something
very deep.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GABBY!

There are two B's in Gabby's.

I've only used one so far.

Realizing Something
Very Profound!

There he is!

That's how you RSVP!

We just did.

Only just.

Realizing what RSVP is,

we realized something
very deep.

Gabby's party, here we come.

I'm going to make a big fuss.

Yes.

Is it just me, or is it lonely?
in there?

Very quiet.

So, home?

Stop being childish
and give me the cake!

Not!

This cake is half mine,
birthday twins!

I thought it would...

Mimi...

I know we don't like drama,
but can i be honest

Geez.

Honesty?

I know, it's scary.

However, here it is.

I love you,
and happy to be friends with you,

but i hate sharing
birthday with you.

Gabby...

I feel the exact same way.

Impossible.

Wait, why are you

don't want to share
birthday with me?

Because you always b*at me.

I b*at you?

You b*at me,
you always b*at me.

Wait, you said that
I, Gabby Duran,

most relaxed girl
and humble in the world,

i b*at you?

You are right.

Sorry.

I also.

I guess we should
honest with each other.

Maybe drama...

Make us better.

I love you so much.

I love you more.

So, beauty is
in chaos.

I understand
female friendship now.

However, seriously, never
show your face

on my birthday again.

Gabby, if you
set foot in Miami

this time next year,

I will cut your ombre hair,

to make your hair a five-inch bob.

Forget it.

I do not understand.

Thank you for bringing
all of Miami for me.

However, what a strange company
t-shirt forget A in Miami.

I LOVE MIMI

"I love Mimi."

Strange.

What?

I just remembered something
what I have to do.

I know everything becomes
a little crazy today,

but it really
perfect day.

The fact you spend
so much time

for my birthday
means a lot to me.

So...

Thank you

Next up on Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables...

We have a problem.

Congress Fitness Test?

They added
run , kilometers this year.

One point six kilometers, run!

I didn't take this test.

Gabby, you did it.

I decided to ask Fritz
build Gabby Bot

to work hard for me.

-Stop it!
- Naughty Bot Gabby.

You hear that?

Gabby Bot, it will k*ll Swift!

You're bothering the wrong Sheila!
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