02x12 - Dinas and Dougs

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HAVENSBURG Middle School

I can't wait
Culture Night tomorrow.

Every culture club gather
to celebrate the beauty of diversity?

-What's better than that?
-I'll tell you what's better.

All sweet free samples.

I'm sure you mean traditional dishes
carefully made.

Whatever you say.

I covered my backpack with plastic
and fill it with free food.

What beautiful music is that?

What's that?

CULTURAL NIGHT

Latino Club!

CULTURAL NIGHT

Thank you

Havensburg Middle School Students,

I, Santi Garcia, president of the Latino Club,

invite you to see
our room tomorrow at Culture Night.

There will be empanadas,
papelen con limon, and salsa.

I mean no ordinary sauce.

-Who are they?
-Latino club.

I thought you didn't like the club.

That's not a club, Wes.

That's culture.

my culture.

♪ Yes, yes

♪ I'm as normal as a fish on a bicycle

♪ Adaptable
Like summer and ice

♪ Do not fight
Be what you are

♪ I skate off the track

♪ When trying to stay inside
Not surprisingly I failed

♪ It's okay, I'm unique

♪ I am indeed unique

♪ Every time you feel something

♪ Feeling of not understanding humans

♪ Then why

♪ I do what I like

♪ You do what you like

♪ When we don't match

♪ We stand out in a crowd
And shine

♪ I do what I like

♪ I am the only one

♪ Don't try
To conform

♪ I do what I like

You joined the Latino Club?

They're my people, Wes!

I mean, don't get me wrong,
i love Havensburg,

but no Latin American population
like in Miami.

I told my mother
will better understand my family culture,

So, this is perfect.

What's that bad smell?

That's the smell of six months of commitment
in the form of a candle.

It's Sky and I's birthday.

She always wants
visiting New York City,

So, I put the whole city
in a candle for him.

You can smell it all,

from subway rat
until the pizza rat!

He will love it.

People say nose
is the heart of the face.

It was clearly a gift.

I hope she doesn't feel too bad
when the prize isn't this cool.

I have to go.

Good luck with your scented candle!

It's a love candle!

How are you?

I saw you guys earlier and gosh.

I immediately thought,
where can i register?

You think because you're Latin American,
does that mean you can join?

Of course!

Friends are also welcome.

I'm tricked.

Meet us in Spanish class,
room, after school.

-Understand? See you there.
-See you later!

Why am I still smelling that candle?

He took us to the Red Planet
for a Martian sunset.

For years, humans have dreamed
watch the sun set from the sky.

It's like nothing
that I've seen.

Wait.

He gave you a Mars sunset
and you gave him a stack of fart candles?

-You failed, man!
-I know I failed!

That's pretty lame compared to the prize.

So, I'm stalling for time

and told Sky the prize
will be sent to his house

at midnight.

Midnight!

I know! Sounds cool, right?

I heard you have...

Love problem.

Stay cool.
You came to the right person.

Have you ever been afraid of your own thumb?

By the way, what are we talking about?

Can you help me find
perfect gift for my boyfriend?

I know it!

Please. Look.

Alien flower?

There he is.

Solis Petalis.

Good choice,
but I just sold the last one.

-How about this?
-Orders piled up.

-This one?
-Extinct.

Here.

Not.

This is what you want!

Your boyfriend will love it
or your money back, not guaranteed.

I'll take it!

Guys, this is Gabby Duran.

-Hello, Gabby.
-Hi, Gabby!

All of our members have passed
Seat of Thousands of Questions.

It's just a quick way for us to get to know you.

It sounds good.

Hi all. I'm Gabby Duran,
second generation of Venezuelans,

born in Miami, Florida.

Venezuelan! Where is your family from?

The section with trees and rivers?

I think it starts with the letter C.

Many start with the letter C.

Cabimas, Caracas, Carupano.

Beautiful river and trees?

You mean definitely Can

aim!

Yes! It seems so.

I like your style.

Your clothes give me a Rabid Rabbit aura.

You heard the music, didn't you?

Rabbit Rabbit!

Yes. I like her.

What's your favorite song?

Do you know...

The ones with very fast taps
where it's so crazy.

I guess I didn't know that one.

He is better known
with its attractive steady rhythm.

Surely you mean carioca cool where is she
in collaboration with Rato Louco,

Brazilian artist from hometown
my family is in Sao Paulo.

Come to think of it, they just
a pair of irritable rodents.

Jace, he's a sneaky guy.

-You watch Desobedientes?
-Are you following Atlético Nacional?

You speak Spanish at home?

Which do you prefer,
chicharrones or papitas de limon?

What is chancla trigger word for you?

Have you seen Rosie Risas' latest sketch?

You have experience
as a harp bearer?

-Not?
-I'm grateful.

You're in our chat group.

my friends,
let's give Gabby a big round of applause.

I almost forgot.

He still hasn't answered
most important question.

Gabby Duran, what's your favorite food?

That is easy. I like to make arepa.

Really? What kind?

I don't mean to show off,
but arepa peanut butter and jelly

is Gabby D's kind of skill.

What is so funny?

Arepa with peanut butter and jelly?

You're like a Caucasian.

They call me Caucasian.

You believe that?

It means I'm not Latin American enough
to be there.

Cool.

So you want to order

I'll order.

I will order a lot of changes.

Don't let other Latin American kids
at school thought I was a Caucasian.

What does that mean to me?

Who knows. Maybe you should order something?

Not.

There's just one more thing.

I will investigate those children
and get them interested in me.

Then I will return to that club

and show
I'm the most authentic Latin American woman

they have met
in their life.

Yes, that's what I will do.

Maybe just a drink?

You t*rture me.

Yoyo stupid.

Come back here now,
or I'll give you to the Orb.

You think he got the package?

You don't think Blurt tricked me, do you?

Hey, respect the name.

The man is a saint.

But honestly, yes, maybe.

Cheating people is his habit.

Like yo-yos. this broken dollar!

Just forget it.

I'll call him and ask.

Hi Wes!

-You received the package I sent you?
-Yes.

And I have to break up with you. Forehead]

Sorry about the plants!

Blurt said you'd like it...

Wes, introduce my new boyfriend, Planty.

Are you looking for my present?

Mauricio, Alexander, Sady, and Valentina.

Yes, that's all.

Now, let's research.

RABID RABBIT

Rabbit Rabbit.

reggaeton musician from Puerto Rico.

Let's try this.

Gloria loves chips, which are spicy and sour.

Looks like he suits me.

Okay. Fernando loves TV shows
Desobedientes.

Benny likes to dance bachata.

Valentina likes Peruvian-born comedians,
Rosie Risas.

All right, Rosie Risas, what have you got?

I said, sorry, Mom forbid!

That's funny because it's true.

No, I'll tell him!

Before Grandma left,
I have a question.

Where do our families in Venezuela come from?

Caracas!

As expected, it starts with C!

What does it taste like?
Did Grandma miss him?

HAVENSBURG Middle School

Even though his name is Rabbit Rabbit,

he's a good guy.

"Greetings to your grandmother",
shows that he is a good king.

Gabby, you're such a Rabbit expert.

No, I just
loyal fan for a long time.

By the way,
I'm thinking of going to a concert,

but I don't think I'll be going there again.

-What?
-Why not?

Because Mother forbid!

That's very accurate!

You're dealing with Lovazalia Principica,

also known as the Love Plant.

Whoever smells the pheromone
will be infatuated and fall in love with him.

I know Sky won't leave me
for the sake of plants.

No matter how cool she wears
black hat and leaf piercing.

But don't worry, young Wes.

I will fix this because of your relationship
with my daughter means a lot to me.

So true. Yes.

You better stay here.

The situation could get worse
if you try to keep away

one of the victims of this plant.

Luckily, I'm an expert in touch telepathy
level five.

My mind is like an impregnable fortress.

I kissed her, I fell in love,
and regret nothing!

CULTURAL NIGHT

Come here and take this arepa
while still hot.

This is my grandmother's famous recipe.

Very authentic.

This is amazing!

Take two, three, all of them!

Don't stop, Santi. Keep playing!

Thank you, Gabby.

This and more.

Gabby, may I have this recipe please?

-I also.
-What if I send it to everyone?

No hands, no problem.

-Hello, cell phone!
-Hello.

Send recipe notes
to the Latino Club chat.

Ready to send all your notes
to the Latino Club chat group.

What? You don't like cilantro?

"Valentina loves Peruvian solo comedians,
Rosie Risas."

"Gloria playing competitive football?"

"Fernando loves the TV show Desobedientes."

"Jace is just a harp carrier?"

Gabby, how could you?

I'm a harp holder.

"Maria Sofia has a second middle name.

Eduardo went to Panama last spring."?

All right, enough.

"Mom said no." Right?

"Sady's mother from Honduras
and Benny likes to dance bachata?"

Gabby, what is this?

I'm just doing research.

My phone must have been sent wrong.

Maybe stop reading that.

Looks like you're stalking us all.

Stop it!

My beautiful hand playing the harp!

Her beautiful hands playing the harp!

Anyone want more [/i]arepa [/i]?

The toaster is still hot.

Swiss cheese, schnitzel, and samosa?

I love Culture Night.

I added a third time. Want to come along?

I'm fine. Thank you

You lose. More for Howard.

Gabby!

Sorry I'm late.

Alright, let's go to the Latino Club room.

-I can't wait to see your friends.
-Mom, I want to go home.

What? Why?

Long story.

Just say a lot of bad things happened

because I'm not Latin American enough
for the Latino Club.

Good grief.

Mother understands that feeling very well.

Growing up in Miami, Mom's parents wanted
Mother mingled with American culture,

so, we just talk
English at home.

But a group of kids
in the circle Mother began to say,

Mom is not a real Latin American
because I can't speak Spanish.

So, Mom tried hard to prove
they are wrong by learning the language.

-Take a guess?
-They stopped bothering Mom?

Not.

Then they started calling Mom
Caucasians because Mother's eyes are green.

The point is, don't let other people
dictate your identity.

You're Latin American.

Do you like dancing salsa
and you love to cook like your grandma.

Yes, arepa with peanut butter and jelly.

You make arepa
with peanut butter and jelly.

Who cares?

There's not only one way to be
Latin America or be whatever.

Just you being yourself.

You are Venezuelan,
American, and very unique.

-Thank you mom.
-No problem.

How about you go back there?

This is ridiculous!

Can't you see this is just a flower trick?

Jealousy is no good for you, Wesley.

But you know what's good? Blue.

You should wear it more often!

Thank you?

My masterpiece is finished.

I also.

Planty will like mine more
because he loves me more.

No kidding!

He loves Daddy more!

Fine, enough!

Time for the Tackling Plan.

Even if we have to tie you up,

it would be rude if we
didn't invite you to dinner.

It was rude in front of Planty.

So true.
Planty is a lover, not a fighter.

Wait.

Planty has something to say!

What?

I'm well.

Planty invites you
to join in a love triangle.

Technically, if I join,
will be a love quadrangle.

Sounds uninteresting.

This is the honor of your life!

Kiss her love, Wesley.

Wait!

We have to make this moment special.

It's not every day a boy
joined her first plant love cult.

We have to set the mood
by lighting a candle.

Look! There's one there!

This party intruder was right.

We have to create the atmosphere!

Great idea, Wes.

I know you will realize.

We will have a dictatorship of love
happy under Planty's rule!

What happened?

Wes?

Why are you tied up?

Thanks, a bunch of fart candles.

First, I want to apologize to Santi

for burning her beautiful hands
who plays the harp.

You're lucky her hands are still beautiful.

Also, sorry for pretending
be someone else.

I just feel insecure

because you understand better
your culture than mine.

But actually not

I have the right way
to accept our culture.

I can make remix Gabby and classic recipes
with arepa peanut butter and jelly.

Santi can play joropo beautiful
with the South American harp.

It doesn't make us more
or less Latin America.

We do it our way.

Honestly, researching you guys

connect me
with many things I like.

So, if you don't mind,
I want to remain a member of the club.

Of course.

With one condition.

You made us
arepa peanut butter and jelly?

I'm sorry for giving you
crazy gift.

Only after sunset
that amazing,

my candle...

It feels so stupid and lousy.

Wes, I like the candle you gave me.

You can kiss everything
from subway rat

until the pizza rat!

That's what I said!

I know you think so much about that candle
and it means a lot to me.

Maybe I should get rid of it
that plant.

He said yes!

Episode Gabby Duran and the Unsittables
next...

Mom has a boyfriend!

There's something odd about this man.

Doug, what are you hiding?

Hey!

That's a lot of Doug.