02x17 - Extreme Ruckus

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Gabby Duran & the Unsittables". Aired: October 2019 - present.*
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Gabby finds herself babysitting extraterrestrial children who are hiding out on Earth and vows to protect their secret.
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02x17 - Extreme Ruckus

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Homework...

HOMEWORK

done.

HOME TASKS

Homework done.

PARENTING

Last babysitting duty of the week,
also finished.

To-do list, almost done.

One last thing with Swift,

then Gabby D's private leisure time
sweet one.

Gabby. Thank goodness you're here.

There's an emergency.

What happened?

Ziggy is coming!

Not!

Wait, what?

Yes, yes

I'm as normal as a fish on a bicycle

Adaptable
Like summer and ice

Don't fight
Be what you are

BATH

I'm skating off the track

When trying to stay inside
Not surprisingly I failed

It's okay, I'm unique

I'm unique

Every time I feel something

Feeling not understanding humans

Then why?

I do what I like

You do what you like

When we don't match

We stand out in a crowd
And shine

I do what I like

I'm the only one

Don't try
To adapt

I do what I like

Here he is. Close.

I don't understand. Who is Ziggy?

Jeremy's best friend from Gor-Monia.

Ziggy came here
is the worst thing that could happen.

But isn't it good Jeremy
spending time with his friends?

Yes, Headmaster, isn't that great
we spend time together?

Whenever Jeremy and Ziggy are together,

they cause
great commotion in Gor-Monia.

So, are they rowdy?

No, Gabby, they were so rowdy.

I experienced more
of eight near-death experiences

with their presence.

That's definitely an exaggeration.

Not.

Ziggy and I are serious, Gabby.

Very serious.

Are you ready, old man?

He eats steak all day
just to have enough energy.

Please, Gabby, stay here
and help me through this storm.

I can't, Swifty. This coincidence
Fresh and Relaxed Weekend Gabby D.

You think it's easy to stay this cool?

It's not easy.

Basically I keep looking cool

from waking up to sleeping again.

So, once a year, I start
best self-care hours

to recharge my soul.

First, I sleep in the most comfortable chair
as you can imagine,

which I keep in the basement
only for now.

In one hand, cereal in a glass

because the bowl has no milk ratio
and perfect cereal. You know?

On the other hand, my cell phone,

so that I can spend
clock non-stop sliding,

sees food, shoes,
food on shoes,

shoes in food, all my favorite things.

Coated all of it like
ganache warm chocolate,

English baking show on TV,

slowly knead
and got rid of my troubles.

-Gabby!
-Yes, sir, this will be enough...

Gabby! Please reconsider.

You don't want me to almost die, do you?

I want to stay here and help,

but nothing will stop
Gabby D's Fresh and Relaxed Weekend

Very refreshing.

How are you, idiot?

You miss me?

Ziggy!

Take a guess?

This planet has many types of fire.

Yes, right!

What's wrong with your maid?

Has begun.

I fight beasts.

I could hear him mocking me.

But defeat is not an option.

So, dig deeper.

I rolled up my sleeves

and I confirm the monster
never peek again.

So you fixed the creaky chair?

No, I saved the creaky chair.

Daily work while being
Senior Executive Intermediary

in Intergalactic Affairs.

SENIOR EXECUTIVE INTERMEDIATE
INTERGALAXY AFFAIRS

No offense, but...

it sounds like you just do
all the dirty work

what you don't want to do yourself
by the aliens in the city.

What? Not.

I'm the glue that holds you together
this whole operation.

However, currently I have a lot of work,

So, I'm looking for a little help

with my various jobs in this city.

So how?

You want to be a Junior Executive Intermediary
in Intergalactic Affairs?

You can handle the alien problem
if it sweetens this.

Why does that sweeten it?

I don't know, I think you're stupid.

I have nothing else to do, so, sure?

Yes!

I hope you are ready for the day
the happiest in your life.

I'll prepare the file.

UPPER CUST
ENGLISH CAKE EVENT

Mom works all weekend,
Olivia doesn't know what she's busy with.

Time to sit down, eat and slide.

You should see your stupid face
who is scared.

Classic. You scream like an idiot.

So you're Ziggy?

Yes. The headmaster kicked us out.

But don't worry,
we will be with you now.

What's with Earth fire
I keep hearing this?

What do you mean Swift kicked you out?

He couldn't stand our fuss.

He disintegrates faster
than Vataxi'an biscuits.

Funny how sad that is.

But also, sad how cute it is.

Sorry, but you can't
stay here.

I have a plan.

-Weekend Fresh...
-We understand.

But we also know the Headmaster gave
we note this to give you.

Honey Gabby, I can't do it.
You have to do it.

Greetings, your friend, no, your boss,
Principal, Principal Swift.

Come on!

Don't worry.
You won't even notice we're here.

Someone put a lot of glass
in your strange house.

Don't worry, I already broke it.

As you can see,
there was a bit of a commotion here.

Unlucky. Not good.

Yes. Not very good.

Don't worry, we can handle it.

We?

Hi?

How long have you been there?

All the time.

I'm a Junior Executive Intermediary
in Intergalactic Affairs.

Be bigger
so I can see you.

Then please.

Good luck.

It's a sticky jelly.

I'm not sure it's jelly either.

I have to admit, this feels like
dirty work for me.

Are you sure you're the glue that holds it together
all these operations?

Of course.

Hey, can you get it please
Pra'axian stain remover from above?

This jelly is very difficult to clean.

Yes, of course.

Who am I fooling?

I'm not the glue.

I'm just a guy who cleans glue
after anything

what real glue does.

Hello?

Senior Executive Intermediary
in Intergalactic Affairs?

Yes?

Greetings, Human.

We are the Eraser.

We crossed the galaxy,
searching for planets to remove.

Don't ask!

Interplanetary Treaty Article TJ .F.

dictating that every planet
must be given the opportunity to defend himself.

-But...
-Don't ask!

As Senior Executive Intermediary
in Intergalactic Affairs,

You represent all the people of Earth.

You have to explain why your planet
cannot be deleted.

-I...
-You have two hours

to prepare your arguments!

Okay.

You ate that jelly again, didn't you?

All right, here it is.

Jeremy and Ziggy are having lunch.

Time to relax and...

-Catch the ham!
-Yes!

This is fun!

Hamball is the most popular Earth sport.

You know a lot about this planet.

I appreciate you.

location change,
but i can still do this.

All right, here it is. Stay fresh. Relax...

Keep fresh, relax
Stay fresh, relax, hey

I said you guys play outside!

Yes!

Okay, it's still soothing. Right?

Yes.

Door hunter!

I worked hard all year,

I just ask
one weekend for me,

a little time to freshen up
to keep me fresh.

No offense,
you guys are breaking my soul now.

So, please, from the bottom of my heart,

give me some space.

-We understand.
-Is that true?

You hate friends and friendship.

What?

What's with the children's laughter

that makes your skin crawl,
are you a lonely old woman?

Fine, that's rough.

You've changed, Abby.
You really changed.

You don't even know me.

No, Abby.
You don't even know yourself.

Don't worry.

We won't bother you anymore.

What?

What?

They say you have two hours
to save the planet?

Yes that's correct.

Then they come to you

because you are the Senior Executive Intermediary
in Intergalactic Affairs?

Also true, yes.

You don't have to make up

for people to think you're important.

But I didn't make it up.

Wesley, everyone really appreciates you.

Because you are very much appreciated,
I want you to flush my toilet.

Immediately, please.

Okay.

Let me handle it myself.

Right after I flushed that toilet.

Thank you

I can't believe they made me
feel guilty

Weekend questions

n Fresh and Relaxed Gabby D.

I deserve this.

INCOMING CALL
JEREMY

Not. I won't answer that.

I guess he...

Jeremy, what's wrong?


You have to come here now!

Okay, what's the problem?

I kind of exploded.

Explain now.

After you shouted at us for minutes
and told us to go...

That's not what happened.

We have nowhere else to go.

So, we're here to meet Blurt.

How are you?

Look. Now we have sushi.

Hot and fresh.

Can you go straight to the part that exploded?

This blog has root beer on the shelf.

So I challenge Jeremy to finish it.

you know root beer make you explode.

Ziggy and I never back down
of challenges.

You owe me a hug.

Where's the rest of his body?

He has it.

Sorry. Store policy.

Whatever explodes
in this place belongs to Blurt.

ANYTHING EXPLOSES HERE
BECOME A BLURT

If you want your friend back,
the price is quite expensive.

It . dollar.

What? Not. You can't do that.

He's royalty.

Yes. I forget.

So, million dollars!

All right, I sure can. There still is...

two more minutes.

So, why the aliens
not destroy the Earth?

REASONS NOT TO DESTROY THE EARTH
HOT DOG HOT, COLD

I can't do this.

I failed.

Not.

No, I'm a Senior Executive Intermediary
in Intergalactic Affairs.

I am the glue.

Your time is up, Senior Executive Intermediary
in Intergalactic Affairs.

Tell us why your planet
cannot be deleted!

Want to know why you
can't destroy the Earth?

I'll tell you the reason.

majestic mountain peaks,

shining ocean
under the sun.

baby beaver,
baby crocodile, baby pangolin.

Burger where are the two buns
is a grilled cheese sandwich.

For ten seasons,
they do this

"Will they?"
with Ross and Rachel.

But you know what? It worked.

Have you ever played jigsaw puzzles?

The feeling of installing the last part...

Our canyon is huge.

That's the thumb.

But what makes Earth special
is the human.

Friends, family.

It's worth saving.

Thank you

Request denied!

Activate the laser cannon!

What?

Did you not hear what I said?

Elimination of planets
in five, four, three, two...

Wait, stop everything!

My chair creaks.

I can't concentrate
until this annoyance is removed.

I always carry extra seat oil
just in case.

Let me...

Now try.

The squeaking sound has been removed!

You saved my chair.

Congratulations, Senior Executive Intermediary
in Intergalactic Affairs.

You have proven the worth of your people.

Your planet will be forgiven.

Wait, really? Only...

Get lost!

Come on, Blurt, it's starting
reduce my relaxation time.

Sorry, but this slime tube belongs to the shop

and not a single thing

that anyone can do
to convince me.

If you don't want to buy anything,

I politely ask you guys
stay here

to want to buy something.

Sorry, Gabby.

I think we were too rowdy.

Hey, do you mind?

I'm trying to enjoy the weekend
refreshing here.

Keep fresh.

Do you know? Don't apologize.

you kids
and children love to go crazy,

and friends like to go crazy.

It would be sad if it didn't.

Got my opinion?

That you messed this up,
and this is all your fault?

No.

Ziggy, Jeremy's head,
it's time to make a fuss.

What?

Door hunter!

Not! My pants!

It's percent rayon!

Are you ready to bowl?

You know that!

-Come on!
-Come on!

-Come on!
-Come on!

Okay!

Take whatever you want,
but stop making a fuss.

Nice doing business with you.

So, after thinking about it,

I decide
that Executive Intermediary life

in Intergalactic Affairs is not for me.

It's okay, son.

This work is serious
and not everyone is suitable.

Wesley, the toilet!

Quick!

Sorry, son, I have work.

Where is the Senior Executive Liaison
in Intergalactic Affairs?

You mean Wesley?

Don't ask!

He just saved your planet
from destruction.

He also forgot to bring his chair oil.

He's Earth's greatest hero!

I have to fill out the paperwork.

Gosh, I'm tired.

Just be head and get banged

on many things
really men

exhausting.

But this feels good.

Hey, sometimes all you need
just a little Stay Fresh and Relax.

Keep fresh.

Sorry if it's me and Ziggy
spoil your weekend.

Don't worry.

I guess some people are born
to make a fuss.

Hey, where's Ziggy?

Guys, I exploded.

Now you owe me a hug.

Come on!

In the episode Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables next...

What's wrong, Swifty?

Gabby, I have some bad news.

What are my shoes?

Not!

Someone k*lled my shoe.

I wonder who.

You don't think the culprit
one of us, right?

The story is getting more interesting.
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